>spend most of my days harassing women online on whisper for shits and giggles just to see what happens
>usually pretend to be interesting until im in the clear and pop the golden question
>"can i eat your ass/pussy?" or asking for sex/nudes
>routine af now
>get hungry go get something to eat at a fastfood place
>counter is qt girl
>"hey welcome to x today what would you like to order?"
>"can i eat your pussy"
>realize what i just said and get out of there
lel, what was her reaction?
>>38734398
>her face was dis
>the fucking line instantly heard and all eyes were on me. i fucking left before anyone could do anything about it.
>>38734495
if nobody else heard it probably wouldn't have been to bad you probably could have got her number even if you played it off well
but yeah if others heard high likelihood of a white knight jumping in
>>38734536
>you probably could have gotten her number
What kind of next level delusion is this?
>>38734604
learn game beta cuck
>>38734495
This is why you get a bro tgat says you have tourretes
>>38734679
That would be a fucking great thing to do with normies
>Walk past a group of them
>YOU FUCKING CUNT STAINS GO SUCK YOUR MOTHERS
>Whoa whoa sorry guys, my friend here has tourretes
Would be even funnier if one of them tried to attack because then you can just shout out that he's wailing on a disabled person.