>tfw no virgin, bookish nerdy qt to watch documentaries, trade

I'm sure that woman lost her virginity before she was 16

>>38891632
>women
>having interests, hobbies, knowledge or opinions they didn't get from their boyfriends
topkek

>>38891689
I got my hobbies from my dad. Take that, frogposter.

>>38891733
>calling me a frogposter
>i didn't even post an image, let alone a pepe
uppity women are so cute. especially when they're obvious newfags

>>38891689
I know, anon, but it's literally the one thing I've always wanted in life.

>>38891759
I didn't mean it in a hostile way, anon. Just assumed you were a frogposter. My apologies

>>38891794
the only way you're this retarded is if you're a woman

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>>38891733
Even though incestuous relationships are not socially accepted, you still got your hobbies from your boyfriend

>>38891815
Considering the board I'm on, I assumed you were a frogposter. If you think that makes me retarded, then oh well.

I can't even imagine myself in a relationship any more.
I hope I don't live much longer.

>>38891819
I don't have an incestous relationship with my dad. I just got most of my hobbies from him.

>>38891828
?????? literally the stupidest response ever

>>38891842
>she thinks she's proving the whole "women get all their hobbies from men" sentiment wrong

>>38891733
>jokes from you, i got my hobbies from ANOTHER man!!! hahahahah!!! owned

>>38891846
Sorry, anon. Didn't mean to upset you. You're obviously not a frogposter and i apolpgize for the mistake.

>>38891828
Lol fucking stupid roastie just get the fuck out of this board.

>>38891858
I wasn't trying to prove anything, anon. Just that i got my hobbies from my father and not my boyfriend since ive never had a bf.

>>38891875
why are roasties like you so fucking stupid?

>>38891733
I'm glad you have a good relationship with your father.

>>38891924
I'm just apologizing for the mistake. Why are you so upset?

>>38891917
>never had a bf
why are women such insufferable tryhards? "LOOK AT ME /R9K/, I'VE NEVER HAD A BF. OH BTW, HERE IS A LINK TO MY PAYPAL, TWITCH, YOUTUBE AND PATREON. LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT."

>>38891917
Do you not realise how pathetic that makes you? Why are women incapable of liking anything without having some man influencing them?

>>38891953
That's a lot of paraphrasing there, anon.

>>38891689
I got all of those from the internet/female friends.

>>38891972
Well i got into the hobbies at a very young age. Gardening, cooking, and guitar were all taught to me by my dad and those are my main hobbies now.

I guess i am pathetic since i havent gotten into a hobby myself but i stick to what i know

>>38891944
because you are an uppity roastie

My qt gf wears glasses, watches documentaries, lost her virginity to me and last night we argued about whether video games are art for 30 minutes (they're not)

>>38891972
Pretty much, look at Laci Green
Gets redpilled as soon as she gets a non-SJW bf

that grill kinda looks like someone i know.
i wonder who tho

>>38891972
>father
>some man
Having your parent as a biggest influence and role model is the most healthy thing ever,that's the way it is supposed to be,retard.

>>38892017
>we argued about whether video games are art for 30 minutes (they're not)
Thank fuck you're not retarded.

>>38892003
Women shouldn't play guitar desu. You should learn to sew instead.

>>38892031
>I DO EVERYTHING DADDY TELLS ME
>I'M A GOOD BOY
No, you're a dog. Grow up dude.

>>38892005
Sorry for pissing you off so much, then. Didn't mean to be uppity.

>>38892017
Why are you on this site you normalfag piece of shit?

>>38892056
I know how to sew as well. I love playing guitar, though. There are lots of female guitarists, anon.

>>38891632
>relatively dry subjects
Are they called dry subjects because they make her pussy dry up like the Aral Sea?

>>38892082
You might love the guitar but no man loves rough ass fingers wrapped around his cock

>>38891632
>virgin
sorry to break to to ya but 99% of females above the age of 20 are already tainted

>>38892153
That's too bad, then. I'm not going to quit playing, though.

>>38892167
You will when you find someone and he tells you to stop because you're a cuck who never developed your own personality

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>>38892060
I'm a NEET

>tfw alienated from the alienated

>>38892209
I'm not going to stop for anyone. And who would tell me to stop playing guitar?

>>38891972
When half of your genes come from someone they're bound to "influence" your preferences/beliefs/etc. This even applies to people who have never met their parents.

>>38892154
The statistic for 18-22 is 85%. Still nightmarish.
>>38892091
Unfortunately so. Anything more meaningful than social circle drama, and very casual, dispassionate comments on extraordinarily mainstream things seems to fall into that category.

>>38892238
Recent studies show that children actually take about 60-70% of the father's genes, instead of it being split 50/50 between mom and dad.

Fathers' always have the dominant genes. Even in girls

>>38892347
Interesting. Do you have any links anon? I'm genuinely curious to read more about this.

>>38892951
Dunno how reliable these sources are, but the dominant father gene seems to be a popular train of thought
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/youre-more-like-your-father-than-your-mother-say-scientists-10084995.html

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2015/03/03/genetically-more-like-dad/#.WYc-0MtOnqA

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/24308999/

>>38893003
When people say men can do everything better than women, but women reply "you can't have kids better than a woman", it actually turns out that, yes, men do more and better on that front, too.
Really gets the cerebral juices bubbling.

tfw no gf to watch(illegally) movies/tv shows or twitch streams all day with

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>>38891794
>rp'ing as a woman
>using meme phrases when they don't apply
>apologizing on an anonymous board

>>38891632
Thanks for making me sad and killing all my optimism for today anon.

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>>38893959
I'm sorry anon. If it's of any consolation, I woke up with that realization today and it's thrown the entire thing off.