How can people even masturbate in the shower? Serious question

i cant cum missionary... to each their own? body are all different

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I can get hard, but when I start getting close to climaxing I can't stand up straight, like I start uncontrollably leaning backwards, to the point where I nearly fall over backwards

>>34029352
Cucks arent allowed to have sexual pleasure without their womans permission so they have to hide it. I doubt anyone actually enjoys it but thats all they have

>>34029352
I can get hard, but beating it is very difficult.

There isn't enough skin movement, since my dick is slippery. I have to go very fast, and it's more trouble to do it in the shower.

same here, i get surprisingly really dry whenever i shower and cant make it better

Yeah, for me the feeling of the hot water takes over completely. I always thought it was kind of weird that people can jack off in the shower too.

>>34029352
You gotta have a vivid imagination

>>34029352
Masturbating in the shower is a meme. The hot water turns your cum into glue and some of it always ends up stuck to your leg.

>>34029575
This, or it sticks to the floor then you step in it and get cum all over the house

>>34029352
it's very difficult and usually my dick ends up swollen afterwards from trying. haven't done it in years because i realized how shitty it is. it was more of a thing i did back when i had more of a sex drive and less free time to jack off, so the shower temptation was there

Jerking off in the shower is for two types of guys

1. Uncut fags
2. Guys who only masturbate once every week or two (as was more common before internet porn).

>>34029640
Fuck you I masturbate every morning in the shower.
Works better than coffee.

When I first started jackin it, I did it in the shower. I didn't realize that shit sticks to your legs, til one day in church. I was fiddling with my leg hair (Listening to sermons is boring for a 14 year old) and noticed that there was a semi translucent glob of cum in my leg hair. Knew what it was immediately, I stealth picked that shit out ASAP.

Now I jack it on the toilet, there's probably an ungodly amount of cum in my septic system.

>be me
>try to masturbate in the shower
>getting all nice and wet
>thinking I have to use the shampoo to get the full effect
>put a good amount on my dick and start stroking
>some of it goes down my urethra and it burns like a motherfucker
>first instinct is to piss to get it out of there
>trying to pee it out burns even more than when it made its way in there
>keep doing it anyway despite the pain
>eventually get it all out, but dick still stings
>never masturbate in the shower again

That was my experience.

>>34029699
i used shampoo tons of times as lube when i was first starting out, never had that problem. you must have gone too crazy on the head instead of focusing on the shaft

>>34029699
You're supposed to use conditioner, retard.

>>34029352
I can never manage to make myself cum on the shower. I've jerked dry for so many years that I NEED friction and the water ruins it

>>34029825
*in
Stupid and very original keyboard

>>34029352
stop watching porn you fucking retard

>>34029352
when you have the shower head running with warm water and spraying at the scrotum from the underneath, you will feel tingling sensation, if you masturbate while the shower is running, the orgasm will be better than normal

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I had my first orgasms in the shower. They were fucking powerful but I can't fap in there now.

>12
>5'2", 70 pounds, a total runt
>had a 7" dick, rock hard every time but was really dumb and didn't know what masturbating was
>always amazed at how big it was compared to my hands, was like 3 palm widths long
>used to take really hot showers just because it made my dick feel good
>got random boners especially on the bus
>this emo 8th grade brunette with monster tits notices and bullies me
>her tits took up half her torso and she was skinny as fuck
>always sat next to me, held me and wrestled with me to pinch and poke me especially when I had a boner which would make me struggle more
>I'm a dumb kid so think I'm just getting bullied, so I put up with it
>secretly liked it because she had huge tits
>she starts being nice to me
>asks if I want to go down to the river with her one day (we both lived a couple blocks from it)
>feel like it's a prank but say yes because /dumb/ and dem tits
>she brings me to a secluded spot under the bridge and takes off her damn shirt
>instantly hard
>said its only fair if I show her my dick, she'll stop bullying me if I do
>pull it out, she gasps
>"oh my god anon you're huge"
>strokes it and puts it between her tits and fingers herself while rubbing her nipple with the other hand
>holy shit is this sex
>we hear somebody coming
>old native guy
>"God damn kids"
>we run to the street
>she asks if I want to come over to her house
>already late getting home, dads gonna beat the shit out of me
>n-no
>run home
>blast the shower on lava heat
>shove my dick into the water stream in pure hormonal fury
>start convulsing from this new sensation
>oh my god I had sex
>feels peak, I raise my horn to the zenith and cum multiple times
>would do this multiple times a week
>didn't know what fapping was until I was 14
>tfw girl told her friend and I was known as "the 6th grader with a "9 inch dick" that "fucked" an 8th grader"
>still a virgin to this day

>>34029352
I exclusively beat off in the shower

>already naked
>can use water stream on my dick on different settings
>don't have to worry about where I'm cumming
>already in process of cleaning myself up

>>34029640
I am actually both of those

Wanking in the shower is great, my fav place to do it... I'm probably unusually fond of water though. It does however get stuck on your legs/everywhere like someone pointed out, kinda annoying.

What I used to do was lay on the floor on my back and position my ass under the bath tap (Our shower has two taps, the shower head and another lower one for running a bath) and then turn that on fairly hot so the warm water would run over and in my ass, while the shower head water would hit my chest/face . Always made me cum so hard

>>34029947
fake as fuck story, can't even jerk off to this

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>>34029699
>discover fapping
>in shower
>going at it like an inexperienced moron
>was swimming earlier
>grab swim trunks
>slam in to the trunks like a fucking monkey
>too coarse
>lightbulb
>grab soap bar
>lather up swim trunks like crazy
>go to town
>half way through burning of a million fires in my dick
>freak out
>piss horror filled pain for the next few days

>>34030014
this, not even gonna give that shit a (You)
you can have it instead

>>34029947
lies, I read a variation of this story on /b/

>>34030030
kek

I got an infection because I pulled my foreskin back half-way and left it that way because I was too chicken

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>>34029947
>12
>5'2"
>7" dick
this is pasta right