friend thread

Tell us about yourself, OP. What sort of things might a friend enjoy talking to you about?

>>34130023
:^( I guess that means nobody

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>>34130073
bump this, tell us a tale, spin us a yarn, try keeping it at least 60% real tho.

>>34130023
good luck on your friend hunt. trust no one. everyone has ulterior motives.

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>>34130073

I have really intimate knowledge of the history of Christendom

I am a good listener too

I have no crippling mental or emotional problems

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Here is another reference picture of the upper back muscles for my future friends

>>34130171
are you into medical field or training\sport? Also, what kind of mental/emotional problems bothering you?

>>34130233

As I mentioned I have no major mental/emotional problems, I'm mostly just a shut-in. I'm pretty happy most of the time however.

As a friend, you will find I am one of your more upbeat, encouraging influences

I have a hobbyist interest in the human body.

>>34130098
>every one has ulterior motives
Including this anon

>>34130270
Well I need a friend that can motivate me! That would be pretty much my motive here. I can do stuff being self-motivated, but I do everything much better when it's an outside one.

>>34130270
>I have a hobbyist interest in the human body.

This isn't going to end up with me in your freezer is it?

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>>34130270
Are you christian anon? If so, we cant be friends

>t. Norse pagan who still hates christianity

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>>34130023
>namefagging

Eh, I have no friends either I guess, but I'm an autistic biology nut, so I guess if that interests you then it could be cool.
I just don't want needy friends, you gotta accept that I am a helpless loner who can't change, so I rarely talk properly.

i wan fwiends

>>34130288
true my saying that was kinda a passive aggressive bitch move but my only motives are having friends with absolutely no expectations of me to improve my life or theirs in any ways.

>>34130023
me. I'll be your friend?