With a face like this, what are my future prospects?

>>34142318
you look like russel wilson sooo, multimillionaire dollar career and famous wife methinks

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>>34142318
You're gonna get PRANK'd

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>>34142434
I voted for Teflon Don though, I know how to play it safe.

>>34142398
Hm, thanks for that. People just tell me I look like Sticky from the Proud family or Smokey Robinson.

>>34142318
Muhammad Ali Hollywood star walk inpersonator

>>34142318
>>34142523
was about to say this, kind of a muhammad ali vibe but a bit fat

>>34142318
you're the next jesus christ

turn down the contrast on your webcam.

>>34142318
your face kinda reminded me on Kevin Gates, that guy with 2 phones.

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>>34142318
>black
A life of fucking hot girls,chilling out swigging 40s and smoking weed, and causing mass butthurt among stormfags. It's a good life.

Ignore these butthurt "muh nationalism" birdshitskins. These fags are terrified of WOMEN, let alone massive robust black guys like us. They can't do shit lmfao.

>>34142318
Martyr of the black lives matter movement

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>>34145180
It's a terrorist group, don't even say that shit to me again.

>>34142318
>>34142519
>>34145215
Go away, Christopher

You coon.

>>34142318
Prison
lul ulu lul

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>>34145263
My name is Christian, I don't know any Christophers sorry.....

Just curious, what did this "Christopher" do to gain your ire?

>>34144976
>>black
>A life of fucking hot girls,chilling out swigging 40s and smoking weed, and causing mass butthurt among stormfags. It's a good life.

Damn, I guess none of that has happened yet because I'm only half. Good for you, OP.

>>34142318
You can be my nigga

>>34145473
Sounds good

>>34145413
Op here, I'm Half Puerto Rican as well. I e gotten with chicks who only like Indian guys, apparently I look the part. It's all how you play it.

>>34142318
I can see you as a family man who works as an office worker, teacher, accountant or some unexciting but stable middle class thing like that.