Redpill me on rum

>>34142379
dude kraken destroys me. always a good time when someone passes around the squid, 10/10

>>34142379
My rum is only 40% but it's tasty with some cola.

>>34142379
not sure what it is about kraken, but I always puke that night right before I'm headed to bed. If it's a couple shots, 10+, or mixed with coke or whatever, the results are identical.

never a gross feeling puke, more or less akin to taking a shit.

Would rather make some punch up with everclear desu

>>34142379
I don't know, I really like it. So far the only good brand I've tried is Zaya. Any other recommendations?

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As long as you aren't a faggot Lamb's Navy Rum is good.

>>34142379
Because literally everyone does not have the same taste in things than you

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Kraken is good, but this is the god tier

>>34142379
It's jam packed with sugar, empty calories. Rum is low tier on the good and healthy liquors. Drink vodka or gin.

>>34142884
>good and healthy liquors
LMAO

>>34142379

>tfw live in Canada and can't afford a big bottle of liquor so i just drink beer

I love beer n all, but I hate how your body retains water and after awhile it will give you a gut and tits.

>>34142914
How else can you be a quasi healthy alcoholic?

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>>34142379
>47% alcohol
you are like a little baby

>>34142980
>63% abv
Fucking toddlers
>>34142830

I pretty much hate the taste of any alcoholic beverage. Still love to get shit drunk regularly so usually just chug down cheap vodka and chase it down with juice

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because I am not an Amerishit and can afford cuban Rum.

>>34142933
That's called you getting fat, dumbass.

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>>34143091
Same, preferred vodka too. For me, it was never a matter of what tasted """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""good"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" but rather, what was the most tolerable.

My nig Tito's vodka was alright, the most palatable vodka I've ever had

Not anymore though, stopped drinking.

>>34142980

Isn't white rum unaged though? That would make it the baby drink.

I like scotch. Macallan 12 is my go to.

What's a good middle of the road rum?

>>34143191
Tito's is overrated and overpriced.

Luksusowa is the best vodka in terms of palatability to price ratio. It's like $15 for a fifth and it's smooth as hell, no real bitterness or burn.

The bottle art is great to.

I stopped drinking because It was either a mediocre buzz or black out drunk for me, I can't find the middle ground anymore. Sucks because I use to drink all the time.

>>34143301
Yeh, probably so.

But the guy at the register said he heard it was good so I tried it one day, it wasn't bad (it still was but better than some).

Before that I usually got Russian Standard Silver/Black label.

I like gin-tonic.
Never do raw gin or absinthe, results are horrid.

>>34142884
Only spiced rum has sugar.

Whiskey and sprite masterrace

>>34143630
hans grosse

>>34142884
unspiced rum actually has the least calories of any liquor but it doesn't taste good.

>>34142379
Does all rum taste like vanilla? Warm vanilla makes me queasy as fuck. Gross.

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>>34142980
Why would you drink white rum? That's no fun.

>>34143696
Not all rum tastes like vanilla. I think there is some detectable in Kraken, but I'm sure you could find something without it.

>>34143667
Nah, tastes like candy.

Run is delicious, it's my favorite and makes me feel like a pirate.

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I don't drink anymore but all three of these are better than Kraken rum. If you're gonna drink rum stick with Sailor Jerry.

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>>34144130
Why is Sailor Jerry better than Kraken?

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Gin da best gin da one

Any alcohol that doesn't come in glass container because I always end up breaking glass when I'm too drunk. Fuck a broken glass.

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I haven't drank rum in years, but I always liked Plantation.

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>>34142379
>$63 for a 40
nah

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>>34145430
What's good, fellow Ontarianon?

>>34142379
Fuck now i want more rum.

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>>34145430
That's not a 40, that's 1.75 L, more like a 60

>>34142884
Vodka is shit, you might aswell drink rubbing alcohol and it will taste the same.

Scotch is where its at

>>34145867
All alcohol tastes like a feces.

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>>34145537
>online alcohol shopping
I wish

>alcohol
Absolute normalfag-tier garbage. Wastes your neetbux almost as fast as cigarettes or having expensive normalfag hobbies like skiing too.

I'm the guy who makes the dinner threads with sailor Jerry. I love it TBQH. Also I need it to forget a shitty day

>>34142379
This thread makes me thirsty for some..

Flor de Cana 7 yo, my choice

>drinking the distilled jew

It only makes you poorer, fatter, dumber, uglier and less healthy.

>>34145969
I mean, I don't drink anymore because I just am not a person that reacts well to alcohol, a very bad drunk.

If it wasn't for all the negative shit about it, how it makes me, I'd still say I enjoy drinking.

That aside though, you sound like a fucking queer. Like if you took a sip of some faggot shit like a fruity drink or something you'd make the most cringey, squinty eyed face like euullghhghhg... did I do that??

Buster.

>>34146133
Like anybody here cares about living.

Why do you want to live long? I sure as hell don't

>>34142409
This is probably the most unintentionally normalfag post I've ever read.

>DUUUUDE PASS THE KRAKEN AROUND AND IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME BRAH HAHA

>>34145524
>>34145430
Ontarianons, whats your drink of choice?
Pink Fuzz here

>>34145889
it's slow, rather expensive, has a minimum order of $50, and is only available for select items in select cities. also this liquor store has a monopoly in the province so they can charge however much they want (they often take advantage of this)

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>>34142379
>>34142705
>>34142830
>>34142980
>>34144963
>>34144130
>>34145293
>>34145430
>>34145537
>Drinking anything else than cuban rum
Kill yourself

>>34143098
Mi negro

>>34142379
Me and my mates do. Kraken spiced is the god standard, but captain Morgan's spiced gold is cheep as dicks.

>>34142379
I hate spiced rum and any other form of pre-flavored alcohol.

I can drink straight whiskey, vodka, unflavored rum, etc. all day and love cocktails, but anything that has spices or flavoring in the bottle makes me want to puke. I think it's that they make the flavors super overpowering to try and drown out the alcohol so normies can handle it, but I gag on those same ridiculous artificial flavors.

>>34145969
>>34146133

Robot childhood is hating alcohol because of social exclusion in high school, robot adulthood is realizing that getting drunk feels really good and it's a great way to forget your troubles.

>>34146561
>Feels good so imma do it tee hee xD
Literal child logic

>>34146584
Hedonism is the way

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>talk to an interesting boy
>he mentions that he likes rums, my favorite alcohol
>ask him what are some of his favorite rums
>he only mentions spiced rums

>>34142409
>>34146210
Normalfag? More like, shill.

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>coworker finds out I prefer rum
>gets me a bottle of CM's Cannonball for my birthday
Shits revolting, yo

>>34142948
Just eat two liverwurst breads every day to combat the effects the alcohol has on your liver. Trust me it works

>>34146318
KW here. I like Rolling Rock a lot recently, I also like gin. Beefeater is a good deal. "Deal" all things considered, considering how raped we as Canadian are with alcohol pricing.

>>34146210
check out this son of a bitch over here normal fagging the shit out of us with his fucking perfect punctuation and capitalization. fuck you.

>>34146584
Don't worry, you'll get over never being invited to parties at some point.

I had Ron Jeremy's rum a while back, and even though after getting drunk on it I was not able to suck my own cock or satisfy my girlfriend with my aforementioned cock or sense of humor, I still think it was a great rum and would drink again.

Has anyone tried that baron samedi rum?

Currently drunk on zywiec beer, it's polish. They do a good job with their beer.

>>34148903
I'm not him but it's really hard being somebody who writes for a living and gets called "redditor" and shit all the time despite having been nearly exclusively on 4chan since almost the beginning of the site. (The only exceptions are a few interest-specific forums for hobbies that at most get an occasional general thread on 4chan.)

I just can't bring myself to totally degenerate into teen texting level writing.