>sister catches me fapping to gay porn
>blackmails me into buying shoes and clothes together with her or she tells parents
>parents are extremly homophobic and will try to get me into therapy or throw me out da house
what do?
rape sister
>>34142477
>what do?
Considering this never happened, nothing
>>34142477
How old are you? Go live on your own anon.
>>34142477
Nice bait it would be nice if this actually happened though.
reverse blackmail, get some noodz
>>34142477
Buying clothes and shoes for her or with her? There's a big difference between these two.
Go to therapy you faggot
>>34142477
>sister catches me fapping to gay porn
you are fucked as she is female she is not going to hold that secret for long
time to plan a way to live very far from her and your relatives
>>34142477
Cum in her undies. Soon she will be with incest baby and be the shame of the family. Exercise stealth.
>>34142477
this happened to me without the blackmail part exept comcast told my dad what i fap to for no fucking reason
>>34142477
If she saw you watching gay porn, that means she also looked at gay porn. Reverse blackmail senpai.
>>34142644
>exept comcast told my dad what i fap to for no fucking reason
>>34142644
You could probably sue for this.
>>34142693
now whenever he comes into my room he says stop looking at that weird shit
rape your sister so you can prove your heterosexuality to her
>>34142484
This, than you can say you're not gay.
>>34142477
Plant lesbian porn on your sister's computer and rat her out to your parents.
At that point, it'll just look like she's getting back at you if she tries to tell your parents.
And, as >>34142606 said, women are genetically incapable of keeping secrets, so you better hurry that shit up.
>>34142477
it's all hearsay
just laugh in their face when the 'reveal' is happen
>>34142477
Just deny it if she tells, idiot.
Tell them you're not gay, you're a transwoman
>>34142527
20, I work retail and save for college at the moment, if I live on my own I probably can forget the college thing
>>34142562
for her, she already let me pay $400 and abuses me as driver
>>34142681
I somehow slipped that I'm gay, so that won't work
only despair awaits you
>>34142938
Just get a Alpha drug dealing black bf. He will look after u :3
>>34142845
already tried to get into her computer but she has a password that I don't know. >>34142912
I don't think they will believe me. my parents think of me as a failure while my sister gets all the attention. They even pay her college fees
>>34142477
Knock your sister out
Remove hard drive from computer
Insert hard drive into sister
The rest is up to you, OP
Tell parents she masturbates to gay porn first idiot.
>>34143199
Buy a lesbian porn magazine, hide it in her panty drawer. Alternatively, buy new USB stick and fill it up with Lesbian porn and hide it there.
>>34142730
Well, what kind of weird shit was it ?
>>34143486
I don't know... sounds very good, but I don't want to fuck her life up either
fuck her in the ass without consent, (if you think you cant, just think you are fucking a cute boy while at it)
oh shit i am late >>34142484
btw this is not a nice fanfic, if you want attention at least make some subtle hint about you making a deal and fucking your sister, you faggot
>>34142477
Get your parents to catch you fap'in to two short haired lesbians fucking with strapons who look like men.
When sister tells parents, which she will, just say it was two lesbians with strapons.