Why do you still masturbate?

>>34157840
hey else am i supposed to kill 5 minutes?

>>34157840
because it is the closest thing to being inside of you donald

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Feels good downstairs

>>34157840
Because they were conditioned into financing the pornjew. For every beaten meat, there is a sheckel landing in a jewish pocket.

>>34157840
I do it for you, sweet, Daddy Don Don. Let me end this thread for you, bb.

>>34157840

Because it helps me fall asleep when my insomnia acts up, makes me feel less depressed when I'm feeling depressed, and reduces my chances of getting prostate cancer

Also it feels good

>>34157840
Becouse if I don't I have nocturnal emission every night.

>>34157944
And how is that bad?

It's preferable to ejaculating in my sleep and making a mess.

>>34157840
I went two weeks before I just had to fap

On day 2 now

>>34157840

why would i stop masturbating?

>>34157952

because not everybody wants to need to wash their blankets/comforter every time they have a wet dream

>>34157840
I am trying not do it anymore.

Cumming centers me.

>>34157840
Girlfriend gets too sensitive during periods

>>34157840
After a couple of weeks I start having wet dreams.

Anybody else?

>>34158060
I am starting the third week and I am having erotic dreams but without ejaculation. As long as they remain that way I am okay with it.

>>34157840
Alright, Don Don. It's time for us to go.

>>34158060
Define a wet dream. Sometimes I spill a bit, but it's not like a full ejaculation.

>>34158114
I never have erotic dreams but when I stop masturbating I get them like crazy. Often and vividly.

>>34158060
Happens to me if I don't fap for a week.
Even less sometimes.

I fucking hate this

>>34158149
Same here

>>34157840
I only masturbate when I haven't had sex for a couple days. Releases tension, I guess? Don't see a problem.

>>34157840
It allows me to be in a fantasy where I won the lottery and have paid my sister and a cousin of mine to fuck me for an entire weekend.

>>34158147
Depends. Sometimes it's half of a full ejaculation because you are shocked awake. Most of the time it's a full ejaculation because you know it's a wet dream and just let it happen. Feels pretty good but you have to change your underwear immediately. Also if you are making an effort to not masturbate it feels like you cheated or were given an easy pass.

>>34158060
happened about a month into it last go round
nasty shit.

>>34158223
I fap too much to have wet dreams, desu. But this thread has to go RIGHT NOW, guys.

>>34158300
If you want to kill the thread, bumping it every so often is a bad idea.

>>34158328
I have to be the last in the thread to kill it, man. I know it's annoying, but it's what I have to do right now. I'm trying to channel meme magic. And before you ask: Yes. I am a fucking retard.

>>34158366
>I am a fucking retard.

Couldn't be any more obvious.

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>>34158187
>having sex
FUCKIN NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34158366
>I am a fucking retard

Honesty is a rare trait these days. Cherish that, even if you are at the bottom of the societal scale.

>>34157840

Haven't done since last year, I was pretty horny for a while earlier this morning though, but it passed.

>>34158397
Thank you. Now I'll just yoink this thread into the Archiverino real quick.

>>34158427
Why this thread exactly? You got something against nofap?

>>34158435
No. Nofap is great. I can pick another thread if you think that they'll be any wothwhile posts later, but let's be honest. Do you really think that's going to happen?

>>34158435
Different anon here

>You got something against nofap?
It's pointless.

>>34158474
I'm neutral towards nofap itself, but I strongly support noporn. And given that all nofappers automatically do noporn too, I end up supporting both.

If you go too long without fapping, you lose your focus. If you fap too often, you lose your motivation. You have to strike a healthy balance so that you have the motivation to move forward but aren't consumed with lust

>>34158629
>If you go too long without fapping, you lose your focus
What's "too long"?

>>34157937
>reduces my chances of getting prostate cancer
Perfect example of a broscience meme confused as actual medical advice

>>34157990
just let it dry out. Isn't the wet dream so much better than manually squeezing one out while looking at porn? Its the closest you can experience to actual sex.

I don't have a bf, what else am I supposed to do when I get horny?

>>34158034
for like 5 minutes, then you have lower energy and higher stress- hence why lots of you use masturbation as a sleep aid.

>>34158034
>Girlfriend
ree

>>34159360
I think it depends.

For me it's 5-6 days.

>>34159493
I'm 3 months into nofap, you don't know shit, I have no problems "focusing".

"too long" my balls.

>>34159525
And you don't have to wash underwear every night?

Please, tell me how. (i'm serious)

>>34159595
I've had only one or two wet dreams in my life (before I started nofap).

>>34159595
>>34159609
I'm guessing one of you is a teenager and the other around 30

>>34159647
I'm >>34159595 and I'm 21

>>34159647
>one of you is a teenager
That would be the fapper.

feels gud and releases dopamine...but leaves me empty inside and lonely

>>34159525
>i have no problems focusing

he said as he posted on /r9k/

>>34159870
He posts here, it's not a proof that he spends 10 hours a day on /r9k/.

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>>34159749
Is it better to have cummed and lost, or to have never cummed at all?

>>34157840
Interesting you'd ask OP, I punched the clown just this morning. It feels good man. Gotta get rid of those urges somehow, and I don't have anyone who'll do it for me...

>>34160201
yeah, why have a life when you have porn right

How much is TOO much masturbation? Some days I don't jerk off at all, some days I jerk off once to help sleep, and other days 3-4 times. What the fuck libido

>>34160751
Depends on the person. The golden rule is: fap when you are horny, not when you are bored.

>try to go on a no-fap
>dont cum for a few days
>start feeling like a girl
>look at hentai
>look at hentai and self insert as the girl
>look at hentai and self insert as the girl pretending it's a boy
>look at hentai and self insert as the girl pretending it's a boy fantasizing being in chastity and slowly being broken mentally and turned into a cute obedient submissive house wife cock slave sex toy
>ruin no fap and get annoyed

every fucking time

>>34160772
I've broken that rule a few times. Some days are lonelier than others

>>34157840
Of course. How else am i gonna satisfy the urge ? Prostitutes disgust me

Fuck the nofap meme, fapping is the only thing left in this world that makes me happy.
Once my dick stops working, I'll kindly kill myself

>>34157840
Because I can't help but stroke it when I'm feelin YUGE

>>34160897
>implying fapping makes you happy

top fucking kek

>>34161185
Maybe not happy, but it takes my mind off the depression. Happiness is unachievable, but escapism works

>>34161219
That's why fapping is evil, just like any other escapism.

>>34157840
Because my girlfriend recently left me and until i get her back or get a new one, it'll have to do. Also makes life less depressing

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>>34157840
Fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin seys, "don't abuse yourself. eek eek eek" (this is real).

I'm addicted. I'm so fucking weak, I've jerked off 4 times already today.
Anybody knows a lifehack for this? Something to beat some willpower in me?

>>34162417
Being busy.
If you are busy doing something, you can't fap.

It works for me.

>>34161794
>top ten cause of disease
How? Unless you masturbate with a handful of raw sewage as lube, because you're a circumcised american, you're not gonna catch anything.

>>34162417
Remove any porn from easy access. Porn overstimulates you to the point where you fap without being horny.