>lil sis (9y) came in my room at night and asked me why dad

>lil roastie
fixed for you

>>34157875
Why does your mother cry during sex? Or is your sister mistaking crying for moaning?

>>34157893
Yes, I guess so. Never heard my parents having sex by myself, but her room is next to them so she will hear them rather often.

help me, she still thinks babies are made when parents sit together and wish for a kid

Just evade the matter and tell her to ask your parents since they are the ones who know.

>>34157915
Fucking women can't hold in a moan or look at a toilet seat? Useless.

oh god this activated a memory i forgot about entirely

>be 13
>sister is 10
>in my room playing age of empires
>sister shows up
>"anon what are mom and dad doing?"
>i dunno, they're home, can you not find them?
>"i went in their room and they were both naked with the lights off"
>silent_wat.avi
>"i went in because mom was making weird noises"
>tell her something like "it's just something they do, don't bring it up with them ok?"
>she never mentions it again

this is to date the only indication i have ever had of my parents having sex while i have been present (obviously i was too young to know wtf was going on when my sister was born

this was all like 8 years ago. i kinda wonder if that experience was part of why my sister turned out so weird and autistic

>>34157875
Hope all goes well, but I must reap this thread to gain more power.

>>34157875
You sure it's sex and not abuse?

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>>34157875
Not telling her "I can you show better then I can tell you" really Anon you had one job.

>>34158197
I don't know, but I think my parents are on good terms. Maybe they are in some BDSM stuff.

>>34157875

My sister and little cousins all knew what sex was by the time they were 9.

My mom decided to just tell her straight up how it all worked rather than lie to her.

As a result, my sister, her friends, and my cousins all have the most filthy, disgusting conversations I've ever heard any children have whenever my mom isn't around.

They're going to be stacies when they're older, and there was nothing I could do to prevent it.

>>34158243
True "roleplay" gives me BDSM vibes

>>34158252
I don't want her to become a Stacy, she's such a kind sweetheart.

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>dad's making mum cry in the other room again

>>34158243
you sure don't know an awful lot about your parents. Every answer you have ' I dunno' you sound 12

>>34158656
Well, I don't watch my parents when they have sex. How would I know? While I grew up both my parents were working, so I was basically alone. Then after 12 years they suddenly decided to want a second child and mom retired after my sister was born. I practically raised myself since I was born.