How do I get a job? I'm tired of being a NEET. oregano

Apply for one

>tfw normies have multiple jobs and you can't even get one job

fucking normies have it so easy
i want to be a normie now

walk down to the local factory and ask the manager for a job shake his hand firmly and look him squarely in the eyes.

You have to apply for one.

Apply for somewhere shitty like a fast food place or grocery store. They have insane turnover rates so they're always looking to hire people. As long as you can be somewhat normal and social in the interview you're in.