>Go to take a shit >See this in next stall What do?

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pull her heels backwards then run away

Make the loudest fart, splatter and splash noises your rectum is capable of.

>>34249239
Make it awkward as fuck for them.


Fuck you and your bj, I'm trying to take a shit in peace and you faggots won't stop making so much noise.

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>>34249290
Throw my shit and run

>>34249290
>>34249307

Grow the fuck up, omfg

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pick up the fattest log in the toilet bowl and hurl in over the stall.

Chicken dance out of the restroom

>>34249239

Get out my camera phone, and hover above them filming.

>>34249239
Take a call while I'm shitting
>"Yo."
>"OH SHIT, WHAT'S UP BRO!"
>"Huh? Ah nothing, just like, fuckin pinchin' off a few loaves over here in the shitter at TGI Fridays."

>>34249239
Kill them.
Rape their both dead bodies.

Original

Piss all over her from under the stall

start masturbating

they can't call you out on it at all, might as well get a little strange

>>34249239
shit on the floor then kick the shit in their stall and run away

>>34249239
I keep a bottle of water with me at all times because I am addicted to the wet wipe. I would squirt into their booth like I am peeing on the floor.

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When will plebbitors gonna understand that they're not welcomed on 4chan?

>>34249239
in all honesty i'd try not to giggle and possibly try to piss on their feet

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Anyone have the picture of the asian girl whos prolapsing in the floor toilet? Haven't masturbated in half a month cuz my dick won't work.

>>34249239
jerk off then toss my cum over the stall

>>34249239
Snap a shot and ask /int/ what they'd do in this situation.

Get a manager, immediately

>>34249876
>being a tattletell
>no fun allowed

Literally just start screaming

That's what I would do

>>34249239
I wouldn't look down under the stall like an autist, but assuming I would, I'd just say haha wtf and they'd hear me and feel uncomfortable about their degeneracy.

Stand up and stop shitting on the floor.

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>>34249239
Cum in your hand and throw it at her from under the stall

>>34249239

laugh and tell her she's a filthy toilet whore

>>34249903
>implying it isn't fun getting normies arrested or at least banned from their favorite stores

Crawl in, push her out of the way, and get myself a taste of man meat for myself.

classy girl. throw something at her.

Record a first person video of me filling my mouth with water then I would peer over the stall and spit it in their direction like HHH.

>>34250185
Where is the water coming from?

>>34249239
Wipe my ass and throw the shitty papers at them.

>>34249906
There's nothing sexier than a screeching autist with his dick out.

>>34250250
my mouth, duh