/britfeel/

Stupid American question: have seen these threads and variations of this pic for ages... how does it work? Does each person add something to it so the pic evolves over time?

Love the pic tho.. Hits close to home

>>34325708
nah there's just one guy who makes an OP image. Not sure how a yank can have this image hit close to home though since it basically sums up present day britain.

>>34325768
Tbqh senpai it's just wojak in the Pepe hoodie that hits close to home. Feels like me walking down the street

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>>34325812
doesn't it just lad.

Real neet hours lads

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don't let the thread die

when will they remove the fucking r9k bot again

>>34326468
Are you the lad with 1k+ hours in train sim?

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>>34326562
nah

he had 4000 hours

I have 6300 hous in dota2 though[/spoiler[

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>>34326562
>>34326623
I always wanted to buy it but the DLC is such a scam so I didn't

>>34325660
F A T T E D D Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trsjg288c2E

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>>34326775
this is disgusting, nigger genocide when?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
Anyone else surprised by how low the UK ranks?

real neet hours bump.

Finally cracked 50 push ups in 1 go lads.

>millions of women protest around the world
Is it because of countries in the middle east where women have no rights? Oh, it's just because Trump said a gross thing a couple of years ago? GIRL POWER!

>>34327185
Why is Guyana so shit? Also thought Japan would be higher.

I cant stop sleeping lads. I feel like I've only been awake 12 hours in the last 3 days.

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>>34328745
>sleep 12-16hours nearly every day for the past few weeks
>realize i've spent more time asleep than awake in 2017

Is this late night or early morning for you?

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>>34329467
I don't know anymore.

original comment tbqh

>>34329467
Mid-morning. I think.

>>34329753
what time did you wake up?

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>>34329467

late night

thinking of staying up desu

>>34329467
Early morning. I have to wagecuck, which on a Sunday morning is barbaric tbqh

>>34329806
3am I think. But my head is so filled with fog and it's so fucking cold that it takes me a couple of hours before my brain even begins to work.

>>34325660
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL COLD FUCK WINTER

>>34330538
>not enjoying the cold

You can go back to pakistan whenever you like ahmed.

>>34330538
Got two pj bottoms, two jumpers and the heating on.

>>34330555
>unironically liking the cold
Nigga try being smashed on lemsip for 2 days fuck the flu and fuck winter

>>34330590
Pretty comfy senpai I have a huge blankie

>>34330624
sorry you're a nigger anon, maybe if you went back home you wouldn't have a problem with the climate :^)

>>34330702
Faggot hating the cold is the most British thing a man can do. It's up there with hating the heat.

>>34330720
>he calls himself british

Even easier to spot lad.

>>34330761
Not even the Scots like the cold you moron. No one does. Maybe Scandinavians but their miserable bastards anyway.

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>>34330790
>>34330720
>>34330624
Easiest (you)s I've ever got, careful anon you'll ruin the (you) economy if you hand them out like that.

Is there a way to download voice messages people send you on fb chat?

>>34330871
>Using Faceboo

The easiest way to do it is to swallow a whole bottle of bleach.

Slept with grill I've sort of been seeing again last night. She backed me into a corner about we could have "a relationship" and I said yes, when I still really struggle to see us properly together. I do really like her though and her pussy is absolutely top class.

>>34331356
That must really be a tough struggle for you, anon

My sympathy is overflowing for you in these difficult times

>arguing about the retarded women marches around the world with pampered feminist
>cant get an answer about what the protesters actually want
>she mentions something about the wage gap
>Show her it doesnt exist
>wow you're being so rude I cant handle this right now

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>>34325660
FAT TEDDY OC

He will genuinely be happy when he sees that he made Britfeel's pic. He actually enjoys browsing apparently

>>34331396

It's pretty comfy right now, I'll grant you that, but I fear the crashing and burning that will occur when she realises how autistic I am

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>>34331538
stop posting niggers

>>34331538
i enjoy how tim westwood has somehow managed to, as a middle aged white guy, work his way into a scene which is just pretty much black ghetto stuff

well ive not eaten or drunk anything in over 24 hours /britfeel/, all started when i got into an argument with my mum, she has always been supportive of me, even helped me by setting up therapy and everything, but a couple of nights ago she said how she really feels and that she doesnt think im a pathetic mess, anything i "cant" do is just me being lazy to get out of it, she was the one person i knew i could count on to help me and it feels like ive lost that now

>>34331767
The only reason I know who he is is because he was in Tempz Next Hype video

Modern day classic, that

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>>34331651
Stop doing what now?

Gonna deadlift for the 1st time today boys. Probs wind up in hospital.

>>34331907
>tfw scared to lift because I like having trap aesthetics
>tfw also tired of being weak

>>34331920
>trap aesthetics
The fuck does that mean? Your traps arent going to blow up to stupid sizes overnight.

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>>34331941
not that kind of trap anon

>>34331920
>tfw weak
>tfw still don't look like a trap

At least you got one of them senpai

>>34331951
Kek forgot where I was for a second.

Had a stress related panic attack before 8 this morning. Now I kinda just want to die.

>>34332040
Post your address then lad.

>>34331951
can't post that without a pic anon

>>34331767
Westwood is a white nationalist. He's glamorising black gang culture which in turn leads to black on black violence all the while profiting from it.

The man is an evil genius.

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>>34331767
>middle aged white guy

Mate, he's 60 this year. He's virtually a pensioner.

>>34331767

>Westwood is a white nationalist.

*drops a bomb*

>>34332287
think this is proof the blacks want us to enjoy their music with them desu, im a genius. brb heading to brixton

Holy fuck deadlifts are horrible.

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>going to quit my job at the end of the month after getting my final pay
>enjoy NEETdom for a few months using that time to "sort out my SIA licence" which takes several weeks to process
>go hit up the gym for a while til I get decently /fit/
>try and get a low effort security job for may/june time
>will hopefully look fairly healthy/toned and it will be a good impression compared to being some skinnyfat weirdo
I know it wont work out exactly like this but i've got this planned out with some smaller details included, lads
This might be my year

Why is "jalapeno" always spelt using Spanish alphabet instead of being translated into English?

>Only friend spend most of the week texting me saying we should hang out
>hasn't messaged me since Friday afternoon

Prick.

>>34332594

Good luck, Anime-anon.

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>>34332728
Thank you amigo, good luck with getting through with your friend

Need some help figuring some normie shit out lads.
My (normie) friend's gf is acting weird with me recently. She keeps touching me for no reason a lot, making excuses to get me on my own, siting really close to me etc. I want to keep my friend and want the best for him but his relationship, to the untrained eye at least, is a mess. Should I tell him that she's doing this stuff so that he'll dump her and I get my friend back?

>>34333381
i wouldn't get involved lad, don't touch her back or anything just treat the same as you have before

>>34333381
If she's flirting with you then she obviously doesn't like him anymore. I would make a move on her desu. if you reject her she will just go after another guy. if you can get pussy out of this situation then go for it.

Did Mr Paki's come under new management? It's now Mr Patel's

any good Rubin Report-esque youtube podcasts to watch on british politics, lad?

Just noticed a Thai "massage" Parlour on the way back from my barber's.

It has the prices on the windows, is there even such a thing as a 2 hour massage that isn't a front?

How much does your local charge for a 12" pizza lads?

Fucking 14 quid here, kikes.

>>34333429
>>34333503
Not interested in the pussy. I don't like her, she's a proper atmosphere drain. And for some reason whenever we invite my friend out, he brings her along. I just want to go back to the good old days when we had him to ourselves and wondering if this is an opportunity to do that.

>>34333596
I went into one and only got a massage.

>>34333645
fuck. breddy expensive, down south?
can get a 14" for 9.60 up north

>>34333645
Had a really good one in a restaurant for 10 Friday night.
I'm sure there's cheaper for delivery, but I don't like pizza that much. I rather just binge on home made chicken wraps with tons of mayo

>>34333682
you have to know the secret code

>>34333682

Did they not even suggest that there was "extra"?

Ive always assumed there's no such thing as actual Asian Massage Parlours.

Lads I don't know anything about clothes, where can I order a warm pair of good quality gloves? It's too cold for magic gloves.

>>34333730
pointing at your cock while saying ayyy

>>34333735
>I don't know anything about clothes,
>where can I order a warm pair of good quality gloves?
thanks for the unexpected chuckle lad

>>34333732
It was a naked body-to-body massage but they didn't jerk me off or anything.

>>34333769
that was the old code dumbass

>>34333793
You got ripped off my dude

>>34333793

How how long for and what price?

>>34333794
wh-what's the new code then?

>>34333793
normally they do, but you must have been too smelly and too fat even for them

another week of wageslavery in less than 24 hours pls kill me now lads

post ur jobs lads

>>34333833
it's a secret, lad

>>34333816
I got what I'd paid for, not what I thought I was paying for.

>>34333821
60 quid for an hour, but factoring in the showers it was more like 30 minutes of actual massage.

>>34333838
>another week of wageslavery in less than 24 hours
>pls kill me
the eternal wagecuck

>>34333833
Put a hand on their thigh, gentle squeeze and stroking.

is 7:30pm too early to see a prostitute?

this will be my first time with one

>>34333867

Geez, it's 55 for 2 hours at the one I saw today. I'm assuming that's the front price and they give you the real menu with extras once you're inside.

I don't know whether you got ripped off or the one near me is full of dogs.

>>34333877
earlier the better lad, you don't want sloppy seconds do you?

>>34333877

I see mine at 4:30 straight after work, you're not taking her on a date so time is entirely irrelevant.

>>34332728
might be worth dropping a message saying you'll be around today unless you've already done that and not got a response

>>34333503
>I would make a move on her desu
You're a cunt and a shit friend

Friends are more important than cheating roast beef

I was looking at that sex offenders registry site that was posted in lastnights thread.

https://theukdatabase.com/2016/07/06/tom-boocock-bradford/

this guy, seems like he could have been one of the posters here.

surprisingly there seems to be more white guys than muslims in Bradford.

>>34333889
55 for two hours is just for a half arsed massage that no one there is trained to do. Real menu will be available inside once you're naked and getting rubbed down.

>>34326623
mister train fag, are these trains just the old intercity 125s that have been repainted to look modern or are they completely new trains still made in that style?

>>34333918
why? she will just go after another guy if you reject her. it makes no difference if you fuck her or not.

>>34333518
the new op image guy didn't want to be arrested.

>>34333872
wait a minute.
that's how santa finds out if you've been good or bad, i remember from junior school that we would sit on santas lap and he would squeeze and rub our legs to see if we had been good or bad.
is that now the code for a massage with a happy ending.
i always felt happy after leaving santas grotto so i suppose it makes sense
thanks chum

>>34333645
we get 3 x12" pizzas for 12quid here here in Bradford with free delivery.

maybe when I move down south ill have stop eating them if theyre that expensive, don't think my waist line will mind

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Lads please post waifus thanks lads

Englands cold right lads?
Hate how cold England is...
Btw we all hate pakis here right? That's good because I do as well.

Too bad about those immigrants right lads?

>>34333941
>arrested over legal JAVs
What the fuck is wrong with the police?

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>>34333990
Yeah it is a bit cold lad.

>>34333994
think you need to reread that lad, said he had 5 videos of actual kids and one picture of a kid

>>34334013
But did he? or was it anime?

>>34334021
Probably anime loli since thats illegal in England

But not in good ol Scotland

>>34334013
A picture of a kid? Heaven forbid.

>>34334021
it doesn't say anything about it being anime, but it does say 'in the most serious bracket' i think thats only for actual photos

>>34333853
Apprentice NEET and imminent Wizard

>>34333853
student :^)

oregano postero

>>34333853
Part time drug dealer.

>>34333941
Why isn't chad being arrested when he picks up a Stacey in a bar dressed in a school uniform?

>>34334065
Category A is -

>Possession of images involving penetrative sexual activity.

>>34333717
East London. It's weird, same shop does a chicken fillet burger and chips for 3 quid and lots of other cheap food but their pizza prices are insanity.

>>34333987
>we get 3 x12" pizzas for 12quid here here in Bradford with free delivery.
Yeah but you have to live in Bradford

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>>34333990
you're right lad, england's cold. fucking snowing a bit where i am as well desu. a few warm beverages should help combat the cold

>>34334129
>images involving penetrative sexual activity
could still be anime desu.
some of the shit I see posted on b.
his sentence was pretty low.
cant overestimate the police

>>34334135
Think you're being ripped off mate, can do way better than that in London, even nice Italian run places are cheaper

>>34334128
>implying chad picking up 18 year old on 'school unfiorm night'
>finds out the next shes actually 14
hasn't happened before

>>34334151
>Yeah but you have to live in Bradford
not even going to argue with that.

>>34333645
Like 5.50 at the one near mine. Pretty tasty too desu

>>34334165
lol I've never bought a pizza from them and never will at that price.

Probably is better prices nearby but none within walking distance that I've seen.

>>34333853
I work in a fabric shop but don't have a car so I'm getting no hours, I want become self employed once I get another vehicle

>>34333645

12 inch meat feast is 5.20 at my local paki pizza

Obviously I'm Northern scum

>>34334157
well i don't know, but i seem to recall reading a newspaper article that said catagory a is only reserved for actual kids

>>34333518
>Mr Patel's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl2EmwgLsp4

>>34334189
Go on hungry house, or whatever order by distance then look for ones that are actually Italian not just kebab shops.

Itallian ones are usually 8-10 GBP from my experience

Lads I'm the poster who wanked off his dad on Christmas Day.

We've recently had a falling out about our political opinions and I'm really pissed off at him. Do you think that I can get the police involved about the wanking off incident?

>>34334157
Hold up. What if I'm most browsing /b/ though and that shit appears while I'm scrolling? Not like I have control of what's posted on there.

>>34334246
If you do can he then write you out of his will?

>>34334259
They aren't rich and I have 4 brothers and sisters so I couldn't really give a toss.

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>>34334256
Tell it to the judge

desu

>>34334256
technically they can do you for it if they want.

>>34334246
thought it was a mutual wank. even more to the point you said you didn't mind doing it every christmas. that could be used against you

Movie characters that are LITERALLY you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qVWKpAH7OI

>>34334246
>"Hello police? Yes I wanked my dad off on christmas but now we had an argument about politics so can you arrest him now?"

Oh yeah, I'm sure they'll be right round anon

>>34334256
yeah i don't think mummy may cares. if you're on b in the first place you're an undesirable

>>34334281
Not sure that penguin is what I'd consider a movie character lad...

>>34334246
I havnt heard about this, but he might go to jail and youd be in the news as "I wanked off my dad for his christmas present"

>>34334284
Gonna avoid b out of paranoia now. Thanks lads, its shit anyway

>>34334282
you're saying that as if he's an adult though

>>34334289
People or beings featured in feature length motion pictures that are LITERALLY you.

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>>34325708
>>34325812
>go to strictly British bar
>hear someone with an American accent
>thisjustwon'tdo.jpg
>start flirting with him
>he asks if we can go somewhere
>take him home with the promise of sex
>give him a lung full of water instead
>he might have been American
>but I'll always be stuck in Muswell Hill East Devon

>>34334340
Only Nilsen could murder a thread

>>34334276
Yeah technically it was but there's no record of that conversation. Also I changed my mind, I think I was drunk or sick in the head at the point when I said I'd wank him off every Christmas. It's Jeremy Kyle tier and I'm better than that. I will never, ever wank my dad again. You have my word on that, and my word is my bond. I'm a man of integrity and I can assure you that was a one off.

>>34334282
Nah it would be more like

>Hello police, my dad sexually abused me at Christmas and I've only just gotten the courage to report it.

>>34334292
I think they keep the victims anonymous in this. And I don't give a fuck if he goes to jail, you should have heard the cucked opinions he has.

>Buy an anime magazine
>They do a review of Nadia The Secret of Blue Water
>The guy spends an entire page ranting about how Nadia isn't really black or african and how they should've made her a nappy headed nigger

>>34334483
What was the political argument about anyway?

>>34334483
>It's Jeremy Kyle tier and I'm better than that. I will never, ever wank my dad again. You have my word on that
/britfeel/ is a special place

>>34334483
>Hello police, my dad sexually abused me at Christmas and I've only just gotten the courage to report it.

And this is how it'd play out:

>"What happened?"
>"I jerked him off like I do every christmas, of my own free will"
>"So he didn't force you or anything?"
>"Nope!"

Where's the crime? Unless you plan on lying like a fucking woman and ruining a mans life over something as petty as politics.

>>34334497
My position is that all non-whites should be genocided and we should have a completely racially pure planet.

He thinks that it would be impractical to genocide that many people and it's fine if we just keep blacks in Africa, chinks in China, etc and just keep the white countries white. I think that's completely cucked.

>>34334521
It was the first time it ever happened anon. And also the last time.

And he took advantage of my vulnerability. Surely that's a crime?

>Something as petty as politics

You should hear the cucked things he was saying though.

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>>34334496
>"Those asians really should learn to be more progressive and include more people of colour"
Is an argument that never gets old

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>>34334526
Who's gonna mine precious metals to put in our iPhone processors if not African kids?

>>34334559
you should go on jeremy kyle mate it'll be a great episode.

>>34334526
I like your dad more and I'd jerk him off myself.

>>34334526
>>34334559
This is not a good character, try harder next time

>>34334483
>Yeah technically it was but there's no record of that conversation.
archives?
i remember lad, you was pretty drunk, so you have that going for you. i was speaking to you that night and didn't you say your dad had a talk with your mum about it. or was that playing along because i'd said i would indulge your dad fantasy if you indulged my mummy fantasy?

>>34334584
Shit tier whites are low enough to do that type of work
>>34334588
I'm not that low mate. I am a high tier person. Wanking off my dad was a low point, yes. But I am seriously one of the highest tier people in Britain. I'd be a CEO or something by now like Mark Zuckerberg if I had the same advantages that he had.
>>34334590
You're welcome to. We live in Chelmsford so you should come round and give him a tug and talk about your cuckold political views.
>>34334634
Not a character but believe what you like.
>>34334644
I was either drunk or sick in the head when I was talking to you so I can't really remember but I don't think he did mention it to my mum. He asked me not to tell her anyway.

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>>34334690
>tfw there will never be a version of Trading Places where Zuck gets to wank off Anon's dad and Anon hangs out with the Winklevoss twins at Harvard

>>34334302
If you're just browsing and don't save anything you'll be fine

>>34334634
It's Amir. He can't make a new character without going overly wacky or pushing his mummy/daddy issues.

>>34334690
Can you wank me off , anon? I have money

>>34334770
No I'm done with all that. I don't need the money. I'm going to start a social media business and only wank off someone who I am in love with in future.

>>34334690
Just go fight with your dad so he can hate-fuck your anus

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I want to kiss this duck

How can I become a NEET?

I'll graduate uni soon but I'm completely clueless about what to do with my life. I'm a shy, poor virgin.

My parents pester me to do things so I doubt I can NEET it up for long

>>34334787
>social media business
This is by far the worst faggotry

>>34334822
What do you mean? What's faggoty about it?

>>34334804
I'd really urge you not to.

>>34334839
IDK what else to do lad.

No idea how I'll be able to cope working with normies.

>>34334804
don't fall for the it's good to be a neet meme, i fucking hate it and literally want terminal cancer at this point

>>34334830
It's a retarded normie useless meme job for nu-male hipsters i.e. faggotry

>>34334854
what the hell else am I mean to do?

>>34334886

it's piss easy if you enjoy life and are on bennies. taxpayers literally pay you to enjoy yourself. i say go for it.

>>34334886
literally anything. do charity work if you have to. just don't the inertia of being a neet set in

>>34334526
Yeah but you seem like one of those /pol/tards who says shit like
>people with brown hair
>white
I dont think we should let you decide who lives or dies desu.

>>34334849
The second you become NEET is the second your life irreversibly begins to fall behind forever. You may be comfy for a while, but soon the dread of stagnation will outweigh the dread of the prospect of work. By which time it will be too late for you.

>>34334924

I agree with much of what you're telling him, with the exception of

>By which time it will be too late for you.

You can (almost) always bounce back.

>>34334924
Work fucking terrifies me

What are some easy robot jobs?

Do anything you can and seek any support you can to prevent yourself falling through the cracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jesc3yvZSws

>>34334924
this, I know a guy who has been NEET for about 5 years now since he left secondary school and he is in a such a state now where he wont even go on bennies because he doesn't like going out. He has turned into such a weirdo and has done some fucking weird stuff

>>34334916
I doubt I have the necessary social skills

hate how all jobs expect you to be a normalfag

i get enough odd looks for not having facebook

You know what, I'm certain for 90% of you fucks the voices in your head are utter liars. It's so hard to improve without some kind of catalyst but don't let the catalyst be "Well fuck I've been a NEET for 10 years, better sort my life out now"

ANYTHING is better than nothing, even things that fucking suck day-in, day-out

>>34334966
my cousin has been a NEET since he finished his GCSEs 6 years ago but he's got a driving licence, friends, better social skills and goes out more than me

>>34334864
What do you think is a respectable job? I think it's very respectable and good. Look at people like Mark Zuckerberg or me. Zuckerberg is one of the richest people in the world and I'll be up there soon enough. If I had more advantages in life I'd already be rich.

>>34334966
what sort of weird stuff

>>34334804
>get an autism diagnosis, easy to fake
>sign up for pip
>enjoy the good life

It's that easy. You can even apply to get your own house (for free) and stay with your parents until you're able to move out.
Once you've sampled the neet life you'll never want to go back.

>>34335060
it's not even bait at this point

>>34335060
You need to get better at roleplaying, your characters always just turn back into you after about 15 posts

>>34335080
Really? that seems suspiciously easy...

>>34335080
How autistic do I need to be to get bennies?

Im 80% sure im on the spectrum somewhere

>>34335080
>get an autism diagnosis, easy to fake
Yeah I'm sure your friends and family wont be suspicious about you suddenly being autistic.

>>34335080
Hold up. I probably genuinely do have autism but can fit in enough to that I've had a shitty retail job for a few years. Will be being able to work mean I'd never get the benefits?

>>34335106
It really is that easy. The only hurdle is how guilty you feel, get over that and it's an easy and fulfilling life doing whatever you want every day.

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Lads, muh rock hard cock is back.

> stopped taking antidepressants about 18 months ago because dick getting 80% hard and struggling to cum
> dick eventually returned to 90% but definitely not the same as it was

It feels like it's finally back. Maybe 98% but definitely a jump forward. Still finding a bit hard to cum though but hopefully grills are taking that as a good thing.

>>34335086
I don't know what you mean, obviously my "characters" turn back into me because it's me. Who do you think I am?

This place is so full of sad neets that just can't handle someone striving for success. Yes I don't have a job at the moment either but I'm an entrepreneur and I'm headed for great things. Sorry that you can't handle it.

>>34335132
Just have a nervous breakdown after which your autism becomes even more extreme.

There's always a way lad.

>>34334959
You can recover, but the time and personal and educational potential will always be lost, which is why it's so important to never get to that point.

>>34334962
No job is easy for a robot. You have to attempt work even if you hate it because, eventually, you will out of avenues of escapism. You'll be at a point where you can't distract yourself any more from your hopeless present and future.

When you do fully realise and comprehend the situation you've got yourself into, the sharp, hopeless, abyssal terror you will feel will be nothing in comparison to what you feel now.

>>34335145
I just did have a mental breakdown and quit my job and want die? Reckon I could play the autistic suicidal card?

>>34335069
the worst stuff he has done is when he gets drunk, one night he got really drunk and a bit high and then started touching up three girls that were at the party, other stuff like that has happened on a few occasions

>>34335136
what antidepressants?

been on sertraline for about 7 months now, 100mg mostly. was hard to wank in the first 2 months but it's been alright since then, definitely much more difficult than it used to be but not like it matters, being a KV

I should come off them sometime this year

>>34335183
Lad, I think your friend is Chad and you're the weird one

>>34335221
they didn't want it, they were creeped out by it and wont be alone with him anymore

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>>34333990
Those feels are very British. I can get behind them, fellow Brit.

Slept about nine and a half hours last night and I still feel tired. If this persists for the next week I'm going to try to talk to my GP I don't want to waste their time, though.
This is all I post about now, can't imagine it's too interesting. Sorry.

>>34335173
Are you speaking from experience Anon?

>>34335136
>hopefully grills are taking that as a good thing.

>does sex with grills

You were never depressed in the first place

>>34335183
>tfw this sounds like me

Wew lad

I'm trying to stop drinking though. But I feel that the dame has been done, to my social life and to my autism

>>34335136
>hopefully grills are taking that as a good thing
You'd be surprised lad
If you struggle to cum they just start with "What's wrong? are you gay? what's wrong with me?" shit even if you're still rock hard but just too fucking exhausted to carry on.

>>34335142
>Yes I don't have a job at the moment either but I'm an entrepreneur and I'm headed for great things. Sorry that you can't handle it.

But you wanked off your dad.

>>34335288
Yeah I did. ONCE! And I will never do it ever again.

Btw I don't give a fuck what anyone here says about it, I am contacting the police

>>34331538

I have reason to believe Fat Teddy has a mild obsession with Elliot Rodger, I could be wrong though.

>>34335253
Yes. Learn from my failure, please.

>>34335191

I think it was citalopram last time. I never became impotent, but wanking and fucking definitely became chores

>>34335335
wait you are calling the police because you jacked your dad off willingly?

>>34335361
He took advantage of me when I was drunk and suggested that we go to the shed and wank each other off.

That's a crime. Not 100% sure but I am pretty sure it's a crime to take advantage of a vulnerable person sexually.

>>34335335
>Yeah I did. ONCE! And I will never do it ever again.
Doesn't matter. You'll always be a faggot who wanked of your dad.

Also the police will just laugh at you for being a faggot

>>34335347
What are you up to these days mate? Managed to get back on your feet?

I had a mate who was NEET for many many years but he managed to get it together and now has a comfy IT job in local government.

>>34327185
> 166 Jamaica

Prob cause they're too high to be sad or get off their asses and top themselves

>>34335404
No, I don't think so. I have a feeling they will take this matter very seriously indeed.

And you are a terrible, evil person for mocking someone for being sexually abused.

>>34335396
Only a crime if its a woman getting taken advantage of, not if some bloke wanked his dad

>>34335434
Come over and i'll sexually abuse your boipucci

>>34335454
I don't think so but we'll soon see. Going to the police station tomorrow morning.

>>34335243
it's not wasting their time though is it, they may give you pills or suggest trying some hippie stuff, meditation or other de-stressing techniques
i feel for you lad, hope you get it sorted

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>back on /britfeel/ again after months without it

it's like meeting a moody old friend

>>34335483
Tell us more about your social media business that is going to make you rich

>>34335518
another failed attempt at being a normie eh lad?

>>34335526
It will be very similar to Facebook except with a dislike button, It's early days yet but I think that will be enough to get people to switch over to my platform. It's going to be called "MediaBigConnection" - watch this space.

>>34335577
I am honestly HOWLING at you right now. MediaBigConnection doesn't really role off the tongue does and we know at facebook clones don't work out. I hope you haven't invested money into this

>>34335577
>>34335608
i honestly cant tell whos baiting who anymore

>>34335570
Not really, I just tried to cure the depression and crack on with uni work

Sort of worked, but I'm still terribly lonely and feeling sick over the future

>>34335675
>trying to cure depression
>not trying to be a normie
wut

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you today?
What have you been up to on God's day of rest?
I hope whatever you've chosen today has made you happy and you're feeling good today!

How are your new year resolutions coming along, friendos?

Can't decide if I will feel better if I leave the house today or not

>>34335608
Well the name isn't important and might change.

Also it will be whites only, so the whole of /pol/ will sign up and get other people on there. You just don't understand business.

>>34335731
fucking hell lad genuinely I am in agony reading your posts. I think you're the one who doesn't understand business

>>34335711
>How are your new year resolutions coming along, friendos?
think it's in a worse place than it was Jan 1st

>>34335688
t-that's not really trying to be a normie, is it?

>>34335711
>How are you today?
pretty bad
>What have you been up to on God's day of rest?
had a fap earlier
>How are your new year resolutions coming along, friendos?
what resolutions?

>>34335412
In short, no.

oc

>>34335764
i've you don't have some form of mental problem you don't belong here

>>34335755
Been watching a lot of Steve Jobs stuff so I'm pretty sure I know what to do, but thanks for your concern.

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>>34333990
One more week of work to get through, nearly there lads.

>>34335711
>evening
Its quarter past three you absolute madman

>>34335711
More importantly, how are you?

>>34335786
yeah well no worries, I'm still depressed and anxious

have to do a fucking presentation next week

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lads im looking for a scary horror anime, recommend me something

There seems to be very little of this out there despite how well regarded Japanese style horror is

>>34335825
Never managed to find any myself, extremely slim pickings.

>>34335825
Ghost Stories. One of the few times the dub is superior.

>>34335763
What was your resolution? Maybe britfeel can help if you're having trouble!

>>34335775
>pretty bad
What's wrong, anon?


>>34335800
Buh, it's evening somewhere!

>>34335806
Very kind of you to ask, anon! I'm not too bad, just chilling playing Bioshock! Think I'm near the end now.

>>34335825
Have you seen Serial Lain, Paranoia Agent or Higurashi?

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I'm currently having an affair with a 44 year old woman, I only found out she was married yesterday by facebook stalking

Don't know how to feel about this

>>34336024
Keep plowing dat puss anyway
Does she have kids?

>>34336024

How old are you, anon? Do you think the husband could batter you?

>>34336020
>What was your resolution
Just to lose weight, still fully intend to do it just always end up drinking too much in Jan

>>34336024
is she hot lad?

>>34336037

She doesn't have kids

>>34336060
I'm turning 22 next week. Her husband certainly looks tough, but he can't be higher than 5'6, and I've become quite strong over the past 6 months.

>>34336074

She looks like a tart, so she doesn't have much natural beauty but she can look good at times when she does her make up well.

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I want to die. desudesu.

>>34336082

Any chance of a cheeky pic, lad? [Spoiler]and I mean of the husband [/spoiler]

Lads does anyone know how I can get my cock to have that smoky aroma that black guy's cocks have?

>>34336172
How are you familiar with black cock aroma?

Bored of life

>>34336192
Used to be in a cuckold relationship - was a big mistake, was trapped in it for several years. Been over for years obviously. Really regret it.

>>34336020
>What's wrong, anon?
I feel paralysed thinking about the future.

The world scares me. I have no ambition, plans, social skills or connections.

>applied to about 80-100 jobs over the past 4 weeks
>heard nothing back from any of them

Shit lads, thought the job market being terrible was just a meme

>>34336253
Go on prospects.ac.uk, do some reading, pick a job you'd like and stick to it, focus on that one specific type of job, and do whatever it takes to get it.

Literally the only way to be successful is to focus on one thing and put all your energy into getting it.

>>34336268

It's not, it's just all those jobs are advertised because they have to be, but in reality go to someone's mate or relative and all CVs get binned.

>>34336319
>muh no connections meme

I started out with 0 connections and I got into an excellent career. You need to make your own connections.

>>34336285
I did a test on there, my top results

Caring about the psychological health and wellbeing of people
>You match 5 of 7 characteristics for this family

Caring about the protection, defence and safety of the general public
>You match 4 of 7 characteristics for this family

Contributing towards the prevention, diagnosis or treatment of illness and medical conditions
>You match 4 of 7 characteristics for this family

Making things work, through designing, developing and testing products and processes
>You match 4 of 7 characteristics for this family

Safe, sustainable and environmentally sound management of natural resources
>You match 4 of 7 characteristics for this family

idk, nothing really stands out

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Normies will always be in charge. Know your place robots. Normie power!

>>34336380
The test is bullshit. You need to actually do some reading.

>>34336413
why is it such a fucking hassle?

why does getting a job have to be some massive herculean task that needs me to jump through endless hoops?

dunno why jobs aren't just assigned

>>34336442
How would they decide who got to do good stuff and who had to do grunt work?

>>34336457
some tests like the ones on that prospects website

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Lads i've been a drunken stoned degenerate for months with no end in sight. Feels good.

>>34336497
There already is a test. If you get the job you've passed the test.

>>34336522
I don't think that is how employment works

it's no hassle for richfags to waltz into a job

>>34336068
Drinking is empty calories, very easy to sustain or gain weight on alcohol.
If you've got a phone download an app called MyFitnessPal, it's basically a list making app that counts your calories for you. When I lost weight a few years ago I found that counting calories makes it easier to realise what you need to cut out and what you can keep!

Don't give up though, you can do it, I know you can!

>>34336253
Maybe you should have a look at apprenticeships, you can get labour jobs or office work, all with potential for growth, that teach you skills as you work and will open up all sorts of networking opportunities for you!

>>34336536
Depends on the job. Some fields are so competitive that it's hard for anyone to get in.

Also there is still hassle involved. You need to actually do the job, for one.

>>34336578
>MyFitnessPal
Cheers lad think I'll give this a shot this time.

So I sleep about 6 hours a night when wagecucking but 14 hours a night on my days off, is this normal lads?

>>34336652
I do as well. You're just repaying the sleep debt you've accumulated

>>34336584
think i'll just NEET it up for as long as I can

Both my parents never believed in me, they never thought I'd be able to start a social media company. I hope some of you good hearted people will believe in me.

>>34336761
Better be careful lad. By the time you realise that you need to do something with your life, it might be too late to do anything good.

>>34336793
>start a social media company

What are you doing to do? Sell pictures of cats with hilarious captions?

>>34336865
No I'm going to set up a social media site like Facebook for whites only.

>>34336914
that already exists, it's called stormfront

>>34336806
i've never known what to do with my life

>>34336984
I didn't work out what I wanted to do with my life until I was 22. It's completely normal not to know.

But if you don't make an effort to work it out sooner or later then you'll be a loser forever.

>>34336953
No stormfront is a forum about right wing politics.

My idea is totally different. It's not specifically about politics, it's a social network just like Facebook. But whites only.

>>34337047
Do I have to be a loser? I just want a quiet comfy life

>>34337082
Yeah if you don't have a job you'll be regarded as a loser, and you won't get any respect and very little comfort. Gets worse as you get older too.

how can someone expect to catch anything with bait their low quality

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>>34333990
Got an 82 on the last uni work I did so i am not going to kill myself for another month or so.
>>34335711
I don't even remember what my resolution was.

met a sub twink from my uni who is into playing vidya, anime and being fucked in chastity so its nice to make friends where you can.

>>34337128
I mean if you can somehow exist your while life without getting a job that's pretty much winning at life no? Who cares if people think you're a loser.

>>34337225
If that's your imperative, sure. But you're also going to miss out on pretty much every experience in life.

>>34337211
>Got an 82 on the last uni work I did so i am not going to kill myself for another month or so.

never had anything higher than 74

>met a sub twink from my uni
lewd

>>34337225
Yeah, I think if you are happy then you are successful, no matter what people think of you.

But for me it would be too much hassle. First you've got the constant hassle of being skint all the time, that's a nightmare. And then you've got the hassle involved in taking money from the government.

>>34337254
This too. Although you could have the argument that you don't miss what you've never had.

>>34337254
What, like the daily commute?

>>34337128
Trust me, mate. It doesn't get better. Normie/cyborg coming through...
>25
>by some fluke got a house at 23, can afford to run it on my own
>drive, have a decent-ish job, competent at 2 foreign languages, learning a third
>workout regularly, over 6 ft, slim built
>only family regards me as "doing well" and that's because the bar is set shockingly low
>been single and completely ignored by the opposite sex for 2+ years

Not being a "loser" is fucking impossible for men.

>>34337282
I was depressed because the last 2 essays had been 58 and 55, so i was fucking everything up. But now i feel happy

>lewd

it took only two days and he already sent me pictures of him locked up and of his smooth boipucci.

anybody else feel incredibly lonely and have no friends?

>>34337360
I have lots of friends but still feel lonely. Always have to fake a personality around most of them so never really feel like I can connect with them. Wish they'd stop messaging me.

>>34337331
Once you get older used up hoes will start paying attention to you hoping to get hitched, don't fall for it and just take the sex.

>>34337331
>Not being a "loser" is fucking impossible for men

You've made the mistake of thinking that having the minimum is a guarantee of success. Yes, women won't be interested in you if you don't have a job, etc. etc. But that's just the minimum. You need to be fun to be around too. You need to be able to make them feel good. That's just as important as the stuff you mentioned, if not more important. A woman could even forgive you for being between jobs or overlook you being a few inches shorter if you made them feel good. If you can't do that then you'll end up completely ignored.

>>34337360
I have a friend but still feel lonely

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>"Anon, I made too much food, you won't be able to eat it all."

You wanna fucking bet, mum?

>>34337360
I have one friend but I used to have many

I think it's because I started to become more autistic or more aware of my autism, I'm not sure

>>34337360
yep

last time I had a friend was like 2012/2013

>>34337422
God women sound like so much fucking hard work

cba with them, I'll die a virgin

recently i've found a new love for blues music, fuckin hell lads theres so many incredible blues tunes out there its so beautiful

>>34337360
I have some friends but I only see them once a year and I spend most of the time purposefully annoying them and seeing what I can get away with.

>>34337360
I used to have friends but they all started to fall away once I got really focused on success. I'm sure I'll have no problems making more friends when I'm rich.

>>34337422
Not denying any of this, but women have become hard to please. Facebook, instagram and tinder, all avenues the average woman can use to get attention effortlessly.

>>34337613
It depends on your personality. If everything in your life is a complete pussy repellent then it would be very hard to turn it around. But most people have a few things that are already good and just need to sort out one or two problems before becoming attractive.
>>34337649
They aren't just looking for attention though. They want to feel safe, to be lead, to have someone they can respect and look up to. That's still quite tricky to find.

>>34337614
I've been to get more into blues, what artists you've been listening to?

>>34337614
Got any recommendations? Been listening to a lot of peter greens Fleetwood Mac lately. Need to get into more blues stuff

I've been listening to old manly songs back from a time when men were men and proud of it.

>>34333990
>England
I'm afraid I don't get these feels fellow Brit. It is cold though, DESU. Unfortunately no snow. I like snow. It's pretty.

Also, posted.

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>>34337767
Well I'm a fucking numpty aren't I?

>>34337649
If any of you know a woman who uses Tinder ask to see her matches sometime.

You'll be fucking horrified at the sheer number of men you're competing with.

>>34337844
I won't, mate. I've got a strong idea. A lass I was with a while back that I met through Fetlife showed me her inbox while we were seeing each other. It was fucking disgraceful.

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Don't think I want to be here any more lads. Been thinking seriously about suicide for the last week solid (obviously we all think about it all the time but more than ever and it just feels near).

I'm not enjoying this existence. My life is empty. Dire, stressful job in a call centre for shit pay of which 40% goes to my mum as rent to shut her up. No mates, virgin, no hobbies, never go out (absolutely despise going out). I just don't really know why to go on anymore. I enjoy the odd anime, the odd film, the odd video game but these are shallow pleasures and they often remind me of my own crappy life's inadequacies.

The main obstacles to my suicide are: (1) not wanting to crush my dad, (2) not wanting my things to be pilfered and looked over and (3) not wanting my cash assets to go to horrible mother after my death.

To solve (2) I only need to throw out some things. Sex toys in a safe in my room. I wouldn't like for people to find them (even though I would be dead). And a cringy diary I have sporadically added to since I was ~22 full of angsty shit. Again easily thrown into a public bin.

As for the cash I have looked up how you go about writing a Will but it's too complicated. To make sure it's airtight you need to use a solicitor. I don't care that it costs money but I don't want to have to speak to a solicitor and tell him about that shit. I can just withdraw all my money from the bank then hide it in my dad's house and set up an email to be sent out after my death telling him where the money is. I doubt he will give a shit about the money but I don't want my mother to profit from my death at all.

I don't know of any way I could possibly mitigate the impact my death would have on my dad. I've told myself many times I would wait until he passed to spare him but I don't think I can go on for another 10, 15, 20 years of this empty misery.

>>34337844
Most of them are complete idiots though. It's not hard to stand out from the competition. I've had a lot of luck on Tinder.

>>34337928
You just need to bang someone and you'll feel a lot better. Download Tinder and get swiping.

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>>34337965
yeah great advice anon, that'll be easy for him

>>34337970
Why would it be hard for him?

>>34337965
>>34337970
all he has to do is B.E entirely himself

>>34337965
I'm a huge autist and can't hold a conversation with anyone. Even when people politely try to draw me into a conversation there is only blankness; I have nothing to say, no responses, no interest in what they have to say.

Also I don't have a facebook or instagram or whatever Tinder dredges images from (also I have no photos of myself out with mates etc because I have none). I am completely alienated from other human beings. I gave up the notion of being in a relationship many years ago; I have absolutely nothing to offer.

>>34338029
You can't be that bad if you work in a call center.

1,3,5,7,9 I stay in
2,4,6,8,0 I go out after Top Gear

I may regret this

>>34338113
>Top Gear

What is this? Some kind of new series already after Chris Evans left?

>>34338113
Where are you going on a sunday

>>34338083
People don't phone up and ask me to convince them I'm in interesting, engaging, funny, attractive person. They phone up for updates on the financial product the company I work for provides. I provide them updates based on the information on the screen in front of me.

Talking to people at work and talking to people on a personal level are completely different. It's like comparing ordering a meal at McDonalds by talking to the cashier and talking to a girl one-on-one at a dinner table on a date. Context is everything.

>>34338138
It's called Dave lad. Bolivia special is on soon
>>34338139
Kek has willed that I stay in now

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>>34333990
This poster isn't even me. Retched imposters.

>>34338373
>Karenposting

Brit/pol/fugee alert

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>>34337341
That was fast, lad. It took me about a month to get a picture of an anon here in girl's panties. No, I won't share.

>>34333958
They're still the old ones, with some refurbishments and upgrades done on the mostly

they're getting replaced very soon though(this year and next year) on the main lines by jap trains, video related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmKCWSTmwBU

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>tfw no damaged android gf

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>one week left with agency contract
>got a job offer from the place i'm currently placed at
>slightly hopeful
>found out i'll be getting paid less than if I was with the agency
Why is this allowed

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>>34338396
No, I like kiniro mosaic

>kebab place near me doesn't do a mixed grill

what the fuck

>>34338517
>tfw never had a kebab

what is it like?

>>34338542
Greasy and you will have a dodgy shit after but it's worth it

>>34338542
A risk that's worth taking. Just don't get any chicken at the end of the day.

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>>34338542
How can you call yourself a proud brit if you haven't had one of its staple cuisines?