BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT, YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' edition
>>39608500
Who else has been wearing the same clothes for the past 3 weeks? I change pants/socks every few days, i'm not a monster.
>>39608500
I am first
>>39608536
>pants
FOY
O-O-ORDERRRR! 16
>when you make a post as the thread dies
>>39607139
Out of interest, how many of you lads know where the 'photo' on Goo's cover comes from? I never knew and was surprised when I saw the original photo it's from.It's Maureen Hindley & David Smith (The guy who turned in Ian Brady).
>>39608537
naw ye arnae
>>39608500
You fucking infidel...
Dank meme incoming.
>>39608732
Still haven't found that bloody OC I made. It was top quality, shame I've lost it
>>39608500
twatted myself on the head big time lads, gonna have to get stitches and a mop chop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkGg1bzfSys
j
>can't decide between fapping and playing vidya
>spend the entire night sitting there doing neither
>>39608733
>tfw no Myra Hindley gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVibsNPXBx0
Evening lads.
Feeling homesick and I've not even left yet lads what am I like
Post waifus
>>39608736
>CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
>THIS IS MY LAST RESORTOriginally
I have become comfortably numbI'm an alcoholic and I hate myself
>>39608751
Sawed into my thumb and thumb nail with a hacksaw at work myself. Not a good week desu.
>>39608737
Infidels have no kebabs
No kebabs
No kebabs
Infidels have no kebabs
They eat sausages.
>>39608766
cant count the number of hours ive wasted doing that exact thing, or deciding between 2 games and playing neither then going to bed feeling strangely empty
https://youtu.be/EHRG3D3htgs
A year ago I felt stressed, now I just feel bored
Made an account on Madison Ashley and I'm about to spend 46.90 on 100 credits. I'm not going to delude myself into thinking I will be slaying many attractive women. Going to run game on naive 18 y/o's and 4-6/10's.
100 credits = 51 messages in total, if it doesn't work I will just delete my profile from the site.
If I can get 1-3 lays minimum from 46 quid that's worth IMO. I easily spend that on drinks alone when I go for a night out.
>>39608787
Yep fucking this
Or wanting to start a third game and then thinking "nah, I don't want to stop playing the other two games"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCFTKI5lu4
>>39608766
Both are shit ways to pass the time anyway, go watch a nice show. I'm on Seinfeld atm
evening all, normies and not so normies.
3 years of 8 pints a nights, cocaine and dexamphetamine abuse, im going back to work in 1 week. so glad this madness is gunna be over. been in and out of the mental health places. im lucky my job is 17 per hour plus, so i didnt give it up cos wage slaving, my mrs had a botched c section at nhs and it all sent me the wrong way. quit weed 8 months ago, still heavy on booze dexies coke and vallies, either i get the start or im gunna end up heart attack. sorry lads / ladies, just had to get it out there!
>>39608732
Can you explain this post to me? What do the numbers mean lad?
>>39608962
>3 years of 8 pints a nights, cocaine and dexamphetamine abuse
How are you not dead or at least too ill to function?
>>39608962
You're going to need help to come down off that regime lad or you WILL fuck up.
>>39608802
Hold on, you pay to just exchange a couple of messages with women?
Don't know how it all works but that sounds fucked.
Do they pay aswell?
>>39608802
Oooooor you could get a confirmed lay with a prozzie and 0 effort
>>39608982
That's not an irrational amount DESU lad.
It's sort of balanced (not OP)
>>39608802
This sounds like a scam lad
>>39608500
Gollywog babble edition
>It is recorded that the Polish cavalry slowly emerged from the forest to the cheers of the onlooking infantry, who had been anticipating their arrival. At 4:00 pm the Polish hussars first entered into action, battering the Ottoman lines and approaching the Turkenschanze, which was now threatened from three sides. At that point the Ottoman vizier decided to leave this position and retreat to his headquarters in the main camp further south. However, by then many Ottomans were already leaving the battlefield.
>At around 6:00 pm the Polish king ordered the cavalry attack in four groups, three Polish and one from the Holy Roman Empire. Eighteen thousand horsemen charged down the hills, one of the largest cavalry charges in history. John III Sobieski led the charge at the head of 3,000 Polish heavy lancers, the famed "Winged Hussars".
>tfw you will never witness a cavalry charge in the most important battle of the 17th century that is larger than your whole town
evening lads
i still miss chika if u read me i'm sorry for being an asshole and deleting you from discord i miss you
jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
evening boys, since its "sort my life out semptember" ive actually started making a good little bit of progress towards becoming a functioning member of society, but i have to ask...warehouse jobs...are they as bad as im expecting? are they full of scally cunts talking about "the sesh" and football/kebabs/smashing birds all night and day? im asking because a warehouse job is pretty much the only job i have half a chance of getting, i could maybe go back to a petrol station again but id rather not
Tempted to make Scarborough September this Sunday
>>39608962
>still heavy on booze dexies coke and vallies
you need actual help mate, starting work again isn't going to do anything but amplify your current problems since you use them as an escape from reality.
>>39608989
Yeah you get credits for various things. The site layout is really nice, it's private and most importantly it's discreet.
Like I said I don't mind that one off payment to try it out, as I spend that much or more on a single night out.
>>39608993
Takes all of the fun and thrill out of it imo
I think we need some fresh content, everyone make a quick meme and post it, lets see you can make the best oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Jcs45GhxU&
>>39609020
Ashley Madison is world renowned boyo
>>39609059
Fuck right off Anon.
Literally randomly stumbled across that comfy circus music after all these years of not knowing what it was called enjoy lads.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jy5vjfOLTaA
My ex contacted me tonight lads.
The last thing she ever said to me when I wished her a happy graduation was "sorry too much time has passed"
She said she was stuck in my city after coming to meet her "friend"
Her "friend" couldn't be arsed meeting her so she's getting the bus, well she's struggling too. Kek.
She contacted me to "help her" I'm guessing that means to get to her "friends house" lmao. No.
Fuck off.
>>39608956
I've watched anime every night religiously for 5-6 years but I don't even have the attention span for that anymore. And I can't really think of any 3D shows I want to watch apart from britcoms and that
>>39609033
add them back on an alt lad it's what i do
Being a twat because I posted this last thread and I'm not wasting my time on this just to post in a dead thread.
>>39609101
you want to mess with her? can we roll for thing to say to her?
>>39609101
Put her up.
Ass fuck her, no lube.
In the morning do not speak to her.
>>39608982
no idea, im dead on the inside but still here tho, my body hurts inside. i hope i get this start for work with no trouble or im fucked!
>>39609025
Really hope you're not one of them racialists lad
Feeling absolutely rough as fuck tonight lads; this might be it hopefully.
>>39608500
surprise surprise 190
>>39609144
He's one of those children.
>>39609100
Even the conductor has to crack a smile when the main beat kicks in, that's so cute
I don't think it's possible to hear the circus theme and not laugh
>>39609037
You hear this Ebin??
>>39609093
How exactly does this work though? You pay to message women, the site makes money, i guess the women make money whenever you message them? What incentive do the women have to actually meet you?
Anyone want to pick up a free mk4 vauxhall astra at the start of next week? I'll have one I need to dispose of quickly
>>39609108
can honestly say that apart from the last 2 i don't recognise any of these sorry
>>39608988
i know, ive asked and asked and asked, the docs all know exactly what im doing, ive told them everything, i hid it at first but for the last 18 months theyve known. what help is there? go to AA i said yea ok any chance of cbt, na mate, u need to be off all that shit to get cbt? fuck knows
>>39609175
*may include blood stains in the back and a dismembered limb in the boot
>>39609027
I don't think it was 'one of' the largest charges in history, I was always told it was THE largest in history.
To put it in perspective, this scene is supposed to have fewer than 6000 riders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmTz7EAYLrs
Imagine a charge of at least 3 times this size. It would've been one of the most incredible sights that anyone on earth had ever seen or will ever see.
Listening to the new National album and drinking.
>>39609018
thankyou - this puts my mind at ease slightly
>just hit me that im 1 week away from starting uni and im still as socially inept as I was at the start of the year
>tfw 20 yo socially retarded mong
Haha ready for 4 years of hard work and trying to become a normie. Who is ready for shagging all freshers week ahah right lads!!! LETS GO DRINKING AND DO KET!!!
>>39609174
The women have to pay too. The site is well done and run professionally with total discretion which is why you're paying.
The incentive is getting some dick, I'm not awful looking and I have a big dick not that I've mentioned that anywhere on my profile
>He said: "During the Age of Enlightenment Mozart, Handel and Bach all lived and worked for part of their lives in London.
>"Presumably under the Brexit dark ages they would not be welcome. What an appalling backward step for our country.
Remainders think that the EU existed during the Age of Enlightenment lads.
>>39609104
i'm toxic dude i'm retard i kept annoying him back in the times when i was talking to him
i still have his discord id but i'm shy
>>39609189
Don't stop drinking. The rest of it will hurt you but wont actually physically damage you.
Chop the chems completely, keep some "emergency" speed on hand.
Gradually cut the drink down to social levels... Sorry lad, best i can do. But if you try and stop that regime cold at best you'll fuck up at worst you'll die.
>>39609214
Just copied and pasted off wikipedia lad, I know it's the largest in recorded history and I REALLY WANT TO SEE SOMETHING LIKE IT
LADS
What do you call these?
>Goes onto /r9k/ just now
>Boipucci
Lads, this is it, /r9k/ is gonna become the new /lgbt/ isn't it ?
>Inb4 some tranny calls me "Dumb sissy white boi"
>>39608776
sounds rough lad, did it slip?
>>39609259
soft white rolls lad
>>39609231
Fair enough but surely tinder is more or less the same thing but for free?
>>39609236
They didn't have visas either.
>>39609259
barm cake
>>39609144
bitches about racists posts a hate symbol
noice one kid
Reminder Tilde is posting ass in stalkings tomorrow!!
>>39609262
I've never heard a real gay person use the term 'boipucci' so in a way it's worse
>>39609259
barm
>>39609262
>Boipucci
>Boipucci
>mrw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
>>39609259
Baps
Northernwanker
>>39609175
Don't go planning anything silly now lad...
>>39609043
i sat 3 times in the drug and alcohol recovery place, 45 mins each time and still had to wait, there were mad ppl shouting they want clean needles and methedron or summin, i told my doc i dont see myself like that but he said ur all in the same boat, the last time i walked out a smack head lady all skinny etc walked in fucked out her head to get her meds and she had a young kid in a pram, i couldnt take it, had to go, got outside and the ppl waiting for meds were going aye mate u one of us? u got rizla etc etc
>>39609259
I'd call them baps.
>>39609259
baps
rolls
batches
>>39609259
bap, buns or rolls
>>39609033
Unblock me okay.
>>39609058
I honestly did try my hardest
>>39609117
if dubs 'Want me to cuck your runt friend?'
>>39609176
Are Glass Animals the one's who's fans bring pinapples to the shows? Pretty funny that.
If Scarborough September does happen this weekend (probably won't be this one), what fun adventures should we get up to?
>>39609259
anti-gains
>>39609259
bread rolls of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ
Thinking of painting an accent wall in the living room, which shade do you like lads?
>>39609223
>hype myself up for Freshers, say I'll go out and socialise
>tomorrow I will actually have to talk to new people I will be living with
>getting extremely nervous and the spaghetti is just waiting to pop out like a spring
Might just keep my trap shut most of the time unless I'm spoken to or something.
Looking forward to the course content though, the maths looks daunting and it'll be a cram but I've been revising from when I was 16, will probably extend into AS/A2 tier if I'm fast enough. Quite enjoy it so far
>>39609333
Yeah they are, it's become their symbol now
Great band, my favourite
>>39609308
is this a joke ? the real one hates me
fuck are you the real one, the real chika ?
>>39609259
Thats a batch innit. After that I'd say Balm.
>>39609248
ta mate, its bad times atm and not feeling well so nice advice is welcome, the doc says the same, u cant just quit, desu its the drink, its way too easy to get thats when im like fuck it are get on the rest. inb4 KYS by any1.
>>39609268
It is but a vast majority of the women are; bots - catfish - on there purely for validation - inactive or insanely high standards.
Madison Ashley was made so people could have discreet affairs, people are on there purely to fuck.
Cold? Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics
>>39609333
so random and quirky xD
>>39609259
>someone once came into greggs and asked for a "sausage cob"
>>39609313
Potential
Origami
>>39609377
I mean I think theres a reason but I never listen to them so couldn't tell you.
>>39609282
>ass in stalkings
who is he stalking
>>39609347
My oh my what an ethnically diverse group of people. Proud to be British!
>>39609162
I mean they can call me a "le cultured gentleman" all they want but nothing beats that feeling of being able to find a clasical song that you had heard many times within your early youth, not being able to name it only for you to find it after almost 15 years of searching.
Now nothing in the musical world can rival such a feeling of enjoyment and nostalgia, not even close dont even get me stated on some of the Tom and Jerry songs i found the other day.
>>39609348
>Freshers
Fuck sake lad you're a kid. Keep forgetting everyone isn't a boring late 20s cunt like me.
>>39609259
>nobody else said breadcakes
>>39609361
Thana. Do it.
>>39609214
Christ just imagine being part of that charge. That one guy you see at 6:08 kind of sums it up pretty well. He's so fucking psyched up and his adrenaline is off the fucking charts. He knows he's too far in to back out now and he couldn't even if he wanted to - too much momentum behind him, so all he does is encourage his horse to ride faster and faster, as he's foaming at the mouth to fucking slaughter some disgusting orcs that are threatening his people, his ancestors, his peoples' land and everything he stands for and holds dear. I couldn't possibly imagine being in such a focused and intense state of mind.
Who /scratch/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS9o1FAszdk
>They try to hand me money, they don't understand me
>I'm a broken man...
>>39609348
>the maths looks daunting
What Kind Of Maths? For What?
>>39609259
teacakes
not original, others must call it the same thing
>>39609442
yea but i dont buy fiver scratch cards, im not made of fucking money
Is Amir ever coming back? Can't believe how irrelevant he is now.
>>39609348
>the maths looks daunting
egg on ur face when you discover calculators
>>39609457
Well we can't all be winners anon
>>39609430
>some disgusting orcs that are threatening his people, his ancestors, his peoples' land
those orcs were driven to violence due to human prejudice and racism
>>39609259
getting the baps out.
>>39609442
On occassion but not my favorite type of /gamble/ tbqh. Bought a few when we used to do scratch card saturdays though.
>>39609442
Nah not a povo fag. I always see the same type of people buying scratch cards in the shop, it's sad
>>39609474
Ebin can you stop posting this image, I'm getting tired of seeing it.
Thanks.
All part and parcel lads, all part and parcel
>>39609444
I thought you all went to 8, what happened lad?
>>39609442
yep won 3 bong on a bingo 1
>When the thread kicks in
>>39609465
She was on here yesterday
>>39609453
Na lad this is a teacake.
>>39609465
He still posts as Moni but gets ignored all the time. How the mighty have fallen
fake rolexes? well i never....
>>39609265
Was cutting something in a mitre block and it got stuck. Decided to get a better grip and give it a nice big push. Guess which dickhead didn't notice his thumb just below the saw.
>>39609442
once a week buy 2 1 pound ones
>>39609493
>for for
Quality journalism once again BBC. In the main headline too, baka
>>39609412
Fuck, I still remember each fresher's week while I was doing my BA. I got invited to one party when i did my masters, sat on the couch and councilled kids while they paid for "music I might like" on Daddy's pay for view telly thing... The Killers featured as I recall.
I married the girl whose (parents) house that was in. She cringes when I remind her.
>>39609493
Yes lad we all hate pakis now, you can stop posting
>>39609492
>When Ebin only had 5 Ebina images and posted them every single day
Same with the other waifufags. They just use the same shit ones over and over.
>>39609348
all sounds very normie lad, you'll be fine
>>39609348
Aye, lad same with me, im proper worried about moving in with people I dont know, the course im doing im excited about just worried Ill be with proper normie people who will bully me.
I just want a qt gf to hug and study with.
>>39609513
nearly right. that's a currant teacake
>>39609523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbq3kc29Tmg
You fucking asshole, do you know how many more pakis we're gonna have to bring in to show to people how they aren't all rapists? God this is going to be so much effort.
>>39609512
>>39609515
Yeah sorry that's what I meant. He used to be able to get 6 (yous) from a boring as shit post, now posting pictures of his paki body gets 2 or 3..Depressing.
>>39609554
dubs for reviewbrah getting killed from the hurricane
>>39609259
>not one person said cob
>>39609566
ah, fuck it, I missed the post link
I'm sure you all guessed it was directed to>>39609493
ALL PAKIS OUT MY BRITFEEL NOW
>>39609545
It gets difficult when you post every single day lad. Also Ebin has like 100 Ebina pictures
>>39609597
In'Sha Allah lad.
If it is his will.
>>39609565
haha, when comedy was okay
>>39609412
Your reign will be over soon, old man
>>39609447
I'm taking a Computer Science course, the first half of the year is dedicated to maths, lots of calculus etc.
>>39609549
I hope so, I'm going to do my best to get out there but I might just end up retreating into my room and living a simple life considering its what I know.
>>39609554
Think if I could get a lass to get with I'd try and get a flat to split bills with - get a bit of control back and do things how I want them to be done whilst paying roughly the same. Maybe I'm just in over my head on that though.
>>39609598
But he didn't post them. He just used the same ones over and over.
im having a very tasty chinese right now
>>39609144
>Moans about the culture of "muh racism" on this board.
>Dosent realise such posts are mainly brought about for the "lolz" due to people like your self who create a hysterical objection to such posts.
Any way lads might go out for a late night kebab removal session later, shall I post picks of turk roach kebabs lying on the pavement?
>>39609556
In my mind teacakes always contain some form of usually current or dried fruit.
>>39609412
>tfw have a full time job when all the people I know are still in uni
Pretty depressing tbqh.
>>39609598
>It gets difficult when you post every single day lad
Shouldn't be if it's really your waifu lad..
>Also Ebin has like 100 Ebina pictures
The numbers don't mean shit. He posted 'E41' like 50 times along with 4 others.
Wahey doing a gamble
>>39609613
Chris Morris needs to come back lad. I heard he was working on a new show (or film?) recently
>>39609565
Feels weird seeing Rolf Harris on old telly programs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg
e
>>39609635
Everyone here knows that if you get involved in a physical confrontation you are going to be hospitalised lad.
Let's not play silly games.
Gambling is some of the shittiest behaviour you can engage in. Stop it lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WIbwxGPA30
>>39609663
I'm glad my shite art has at least came to something
>>39609654
>not having favourites
>They think gambling is shit
>They don't know
Get your rare lads
>>39609686
It's good fun as long as you play within your means lad.
Why don't you take your silly talk to someplace where the fucktards want to listen.... Go on now, off you fuck...
>>39609690
>Seasonal slut
Why did I even bother.
>>39609654
I'm sorry lad, I'll go get another 200 pictures of my waifu right this second
Being nonced by a Paki is quintessentially British tradition. Even the Doctors are at it
Family planning GP, 47, charged with 118 sexual offences on 54 victims including a child under 13
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4754576/Doctor-47-charged-118-sexual-offences.html#ixzz4s7jO6zQJ
>>39608754
>'Cause I'll still be standing here
>And you coming back to me is against all odds
>>39609675
>There's a boy I know, he's the one I dream of
>How will I know
>How will I know if he really loves me
trying to say something Ebin?
I propose we call these images "lads"
>>39609654
This reminds me I need to adopt some file naming system. It's a mess currently lads not going to lie
>>39609667
Especially on a show like Brass Eye. Too good to be true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
>>39609726
It would help lad. Ebin atleast does interesting splerg outs. You're just a boring, generic cunt not worth remembering.
>>39609675
>e41
Very cheeky Ebin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0rlYSJQkyw
was he /ourguy/?
>>39604464
How about seeing how long that takes dumb fuck talk to me like that again see what happens
>>39609715
Alright lad take that back right now
>>39609726
You should desu
Mayuri is pretty based, might watch the anime over the next two weeks if I can honestly.
>>39609793
>Ebin atleast does interesting splerg outs
Sorry to let you down, /SanitySeptember/ Is in full swing, Boring, generic cunt not worth remembering here
>>39609686
Sorry I won't be lectured to by a tranny fucker
>>39609741
Just being nonced is British, we're internationally renown for it.
BIG DUMB MAN CANNOT CONVEY ANY EMOTION
NO, ANY EMOTION
BIG DUMB MAN CANNOT CONVEY ANY
IMPRESSION
BEREFT OF SADNESS
BEREFT OF SADNESS
BEREFT OF SADNESS
Great new meme lad
it's pretty cold tonight desu
>>39609838
Even more so now we're importing overtly criminal inbred third worlders who despise the natives.
>>39609793
If only you knew what I got up to anon posting...
>tfw no britfeel bf
In the hot new meme format.
>>39609770
It's very useful to have a file naming system, Tilde
>>39609843
>tfw new John Maus album soon
>tfw I'm seeing him do his autistic screeching live in November
>>39609799
/ourlads/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxfSlIS55mk
>>39609895
Say all you want about gary glitter, he had some banging tunes.
>>39609883
Oof! giv ticket
>>39609807
One of the best animes I've seen lad, highly recommended. Due for a re-watch actually,especially now I know the shortcut to screenshotting
Chads originally
>>39609855
If we keep taking on elective expeditionary military campaigns, we need to accept the fallout.
so what do we all thing about these """ neo-nazi terrorists """ i keep hearing about on the news
>>39609924
Sorry m8, I really want to go. They're only a tenner though
>>39609895
My uncle lived next to him when he was a child
>>39609932
would have to hear their stance on comfiness
>>39609932
Sam Hyde is a cunt but he seems harmless for the time being
>>39609944
just had a gander, in salford right? I live in manchester but moving out next week might get a ticket and come back for the show.
>>39609927
hahah it's the meme
>>39609932
Not terrorists and very few of them are actual, self-identifying neo-nazis. Most are white nationalists.
>>39609981
Yeah never been the venue before and not sure how to get there from South Manchester. Should be worth it.
>>39609988
this meme has some minor potential
>>39609883
>>39609924
>london
>salford
>dublin
>glasgow
Why must you do this John Maus, I want to see your autism too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGj27OOpr9Y
Yes all these neo-nazi terrorists are a real problem in the UK.
>Reads about another Muslim terrorist attack and/or rape gang
May your sleep be blissful and your weekend wonderful.
Goodnight.
>>39610067
Goodnight lad, try not to dream about any little boys
>when ur toothpaste doesnt foam at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo4QCOHfrac
I'm fucking crying and my face hurts holy fuck, why are jocks so endlessly entertaining
>>39610067
Goodnight lad, sleep tight and don't let the bullies bite.
I like this new meme tbqh
>>39609876
This is just sad lad
>>39610122
howling. used to play counter strike with quite a few scots and they were all funny as fuck.
any drunks / druggies up? what u had? - share now. IRL :-)
>>39610135
HEY MORTY *BUUUUUUUURP* AMERICA'S FULL OF NAZIS *BURRRRP*
OC I swear lads
Been having some crazily realistic and vivid dreams on sertraline. I'll wake up the next day and be confused about whether my dreams were real or not. They're often about relatively mundane things that could actually happen which is even more confusing.
Like if I was texting someone before bed, I'll dream about having a detailed text conversation with them. And then when I wake up the next day, I check my phone to find it didn't happen.
Freaky shit lads.
>>39610186
i took that 100mg for 3 months, felt great for a while real confident, came off it, mad dreams all 3d like i was chopping ppl up in an apocalypse with a circular saw etc
>>39610152
I don't have any personal investment, I'm just keeping an archive of britfeel. I spend so much time here so why not?
>You been sayin
>We be kangz and shiet nigger
>>39610067
i cant make sense of this poster
im starting to get pedo vibes myself
>>39609932
>Falling for shlomos bait and thinking that such people who engage in acts are genuine national socalists and arent just simple low iq right wing nationalists with racialist tendinces.
Genuine national socalists who follow to the original doctrine as laid out by the NSDAP would never dream of laying out acts of domestic terrorism commited by those fakes you see in the media, the only aspararions would be prehaps the overthrow of the governent yet even then that is a purerly more left wing revolutuonist ideal expressed by national bolshevism and strasserism not a national socalist one.
Genuine national socaliats or "nazis" as the media call them are people who uphold a good manner of public conduct so that more of the public join them, commiting acts of terrorism would be against a national socalists adgenda of winning the publics heart.
>>39609999
Checked, I might just see you there and we'll never know.
>>39610012
Come to the salford one and we can do a robot meetup
>>39610186
Crazy dreams are a very well known side-effect of sertraline. I got them when I was on it and I still get them now even after being off for over a year (never had them before starting sertraline).
I quite like them, unless of course they're sertraline nightmares which are fucking awful. I frequently get the 'teeth falling out' dream.
>>39610243
Hearts and minds ey lad?
>>39609953
comfiness is key to a good threads anon
>>39610157
I think its something to do with the accent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PIt9R2GD8Q
>>39609925
I tried sitting through Sagiris anime again to pick up some new pics, the storyif you'd call it thatfelt actually unbearable this time around. I think it gets a little better a few episodes in though I guess I'll see.
>>39609930
This bait is so bad
.
>>39610243
>would never dream of laying out acts of domestic terrorism
but Beer Hall Putsch
This is funny and all but this level of anger is pretty much constantly coursing through everyone in Scotland
>>39610304
FOR YOU OREGO OREGO OREGO
>>39610122
>>39610229
He's just a weird unironic sperg I think
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
Late threads are a mix of very comfy and not comfy at all.
>>39610135
I don't understand this meme. Care to explain?
>>39610299
Not bait, entirely true.
If we weren't bombing brown people's home's we would have a much lesser imperative to house homeless and endangered brown people.
We need to walk away from our associaton with the USA and become much more involved with our European kin folks.... Of course we chose to do the opposite.
I shall be happy to watch how it progresses from a location on the Med.
>>39610250
Well I'll be the guy on his own with shaggy hair, Jordans and probably a bulky jacket because it'll be the end of November. See you there maybe.
>>39610364
Its making fun of rick and morty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo
>>39610378
I mean the forced meme in general
>>39610293
You need to get some patrician anime in you lad. You seen Evangelion?
>>39610373
Ill be the balding manlet most likely by himself wearing whatever the fuck I wear on the day.
>>39610304
What's the reason behind that?
>>39610399
ive seen the first series of Evangelion it was good but not as great as /a/ said it would be
>>39610399
>patrician anime
>Evangelion
>>39610304
Same in my city I think. Pretty well renowned for fighting here.
>>39610260
Indeed the doctrine of national socalism is that those of our race are potential allies, desite that they might be a revloutionary socalist every one has the potential to devolp ideas of national socalism it just takes enlightnent and persuasion.
Such an idea was first devolped whilst Hitler was in Landsberg prison after his failed "beer hall putsch", it was then he realised and dedicated his life and movememt towards that of a democractic one that would aim to do things in a more legal and just way that would aim to get more of the public on their side instead of achiving victory through revlotion as seen in Russia.
>>39610399
No lad, I think I do - I've just felt like I have to be in the mood to really experience them properly, so I start filling the void with throwaway anime which admittedly theres quite a few good ones.
Only anime I've ever stopped watching was Ergo Proxy because boy did it send me into a depressive mood, art was very bland so it didn't make up for it too much either.
>>39610395
its just a bit on fun lad
>>39610135
>inb4 Len screams like a manchild
>>39610469
LOL... farty corporal BTFO.
>>39610389
Something on your mind ebin?
>>39610501
Just thick meaty veiny cocks as always
>>39610399
>Baby's first DEEP
>without university I have nothing to do
>going back to university I know I'll just skip every seminar and lecture
What's the point
>>39610521
It's not even deep, it just masquerades as being deep for the sake of it
>>39610455
Contrarian get out
>>39610429
No other anime can compare after watching it for me. What other animes do you like more?
>>39610475
I watched 5 mins of the one Crumept's waifu is from and I had to stop, don't think that stuff is for me but I guess I can see the appeal if you want something sort of fun.
I've had Ergo Proxy for ages but never seen it, heard good things about the art style so that's strange. Think Steins;Gate will be right up your alley, some cute waifus and light heartedness mixed in with a serious and engaging sci-fi plot
>check kink discord for people from the UK that play the same games as me
>more than half are from scotland
>every single one from scotland is fat
>everyone who's not from scotland is either gay or deformed
>>39610303
As said in my comment above that was very much an experiment for national socalism and if you have read mein kampf you would come to realise that the very idea of revoultion was rejected and the idea of democractic victory was the one to be atained.
For it easentially would give them a greater mandate as it was the will of the people to choose national socalism and not the will of force.
>>39610552
What's so good about it then?
>>39610567
It makes the dull cunt feel like he's intelligent.
>>39610521
>>39610543
>baby's first DEEP
>it's not even deep
>It says here you don't like Kiniro Mosaic, is that right anon?
>>39610578
I see you suffer from Ebin syndrome
>y-you just think you like it because it makes you feel smart and you want to fit in!
>>39610521
>thinking Evangelion is deep and trying to be superior about it.
Like watching aa 8 year old argue with it's sibling about which YouTube streamer is better. Useless, pathetic and kind of sad
>>39610552
i dont really take anime seriously
i see it as light harted silly fun with that in mind i like
>plastic nee san
>yuri yuri
stuff like that
Any of you lads know how to alleviate agonising knee pain?
>>39610630
Kev's confirm, big wank should do the trick
>>39610567
cool robot fights, cute girls, and a good storyline mixed in with interesting philosphical themes and religious symbolism
Is weight loss lad in? He's been killing it and I really want to share that I lost 2 lbs this week. Fucking buzzing
>>39610552
That doesn't sound so bad then, if the story is engaging for me personally and it doesn't feel like a drag to watch then I'll probably either enjoy it a little or genuinely enjoy it overall.
I guess I can be picky but also not picky - its weird.
>>39610588
aye pals I thought it was generic trash for autistic weeb losers
>you're hired!
>>39609313
I like the ear, it's like a tiny thumbs down
>>39610630
asprin then a apply a warm flannel then massage gently wiskey is also a good idea
>good storyline mixed in with interesting philosphical themes and religious symbolism
>>39610630
Depends on the pain lad. Is it muscular, nerve or what?
Source - almost a decade of pain in various areas and I have been through pretty much all types of painkillers.
>>39610588
>It says here that you think Karen ruined the show anon can you elaborate?
>well its been great speaking to you, but my college just informed me that the post has been filled in house already, however we will be sure to keep your CV in case another post comes up goodbye anon nice knowing you.
>>39610642
Trust me it doesn't.
>>39610669
I'm 10 cans in but it won't stop hurting. Think my bursa sack needs draining or something.
>>39610690
Feels like its behind my actual knee cap which has me worried its bursitis. Pretty sure they're swelling a bit as well.
>>39610655
I can be his substitute if he isn't, I gained 2 lbs this month. Not great but it's a start
Congrats on the 2 lbs, how many more to go?
>>39610711
>Feels like its behind my actual knee cap
you need to see a doctor
brushed my teeth and then went and ate half a pack of jammie dodgers
fuck sake
ill go to bed anyway
>>39610650
Sounds interesting, elaborate on the themes
>>39610655
>tfw back on track with losing 2-3lbs a week
We're going to make it anons
>>39610733
remember to brush in the morning
>>39610744
god and afterlife and metaphysics and shit bro hahah I don't know nigga
mufuggin bix nood
>>39610694
karenposting is patriotic
>>39610725
Don't want to because he'll only tell me I need time off for treatment and I can't afford time off.
>>39610744
beta teen boy with daddy issues pilots giant "robot" to defeat invading mosnters called "angels"
>watching show where a retired detective tries to track down someone who intentionally ran over and killed 15 people
>the bad guy is a WHITE FUCKING MALE
>there's also a black kid going to Harvard
can't wait for /pol/ to hear about this!
>>39610799
Are you fucking American? Get your body sorted out before you get seriously hurt
>>39610768
>>39610808
Damn, really made me think.
>>39610799
can you sue your employer for it?
>>39610821
No I'm self employed and I have a costly drinking problem to fund.
Why are freddos so fucking expensive now.
>>39610767
I reckon dentists are in with the toothpaste companies to try and get you to brush as much as possible
>>39610675
The theme song is pretty epic, ill happily give it that but apart from that the show fucking sucked and there are far more underated animes that deserve greater credit than it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n8ma225tctA
good evening lads, i would like an argument please, nothing to serious of course. no personal attacks etc
thinking like the argument clinic from monty python
>>39610829
did it make you think things like "nah i aint wachin that shit" because if so well done!
>>39610833
Not him but how costly? How many units a night?
>>39610860
You dont want an argument lad, move along
>>39610865
On about 10-15 pint cans a night.
>>39610840
If you want cheap chocolate buy the polish chocolate bars, they're quite big and they can be found as low as 25p. Equivilent size of a kitkat chunky.
Those were the ones I found at sainos.
>>39610840
I blame the neoliberals
>>39610875
lad i'm perfectly capable of deciding what i want and when i want, so are you going to argue or not?
>>39610833
Admirable, but you should at least find out what the problem is so at least you know what to avoid or how long you need to be careful
>>39610840
I used to drink in a pub and there was an obese regular, I used to go to the paki shop across the road for Freddos to let her know I wanted a blowjob. >>39610879
>>39610899
I dont really think you are capable of deciding, and you're clearly in no fit state to be arguing
>>39610880
>buy the polish chocolate bars
we voted Brexit. Cheap Polish chocolate OUT
>>39610792
Its more than just that it keeps this board and its equvient on /pol/ alive, without it the world would be a far more deppressing place lad!
>>39610907
Working on my knees is causing it but this is the only job I'm proper good at.
>>39610840
Greed, inflation and the ability for the cost leader to basically dictate how much a freddo should cost tbqh family.
>>39610757
We're well on the way mate! Keep pushing!
>>39610722
Cheers lad for stepping in. Don't be down about it, gaining 2lb in a month is not bad at all, the only way is forward from here. Next time you'll do better, I know you will.
I went from 18st 2lb to around 15st 9lbs in about 8-9 months. I am pretty tall though6'3"so I really want to get to about 14st.
>>39610879
Yes lad, I feel so bad about my 8-10 pint can of Stella a night habit. U take anything to "compliment" the buzz?
>>39610855
buy non fluoridated toothpaste also use listerine grammar anon
Let's see those desktops Iads
>>39610943
Nah I stopped the drugs when I turned 23. Don't want to be one if those mid-thirties smackheads you see in Sainbury's trying to buy booze at 8am.
>>39610913
you have no way of thinking whether i'm capable of arguing or not. you have absolutely no facts about my situation so to assume would be farcical. Now are we going to get on to the argument or what?
>>39610899
>>39610875
Nice arguments lads, keep it going
>>39610840
20p freddo lads how much is it now
Might munch a couple of pain pills lads
Life is just a Game of Kevs
>>39610954
Got to keep'em clean, XCOM2 for those that are interested
>>39611008
this needs to be in the op image
>>39610961
I'm in a mad situation, I get "illegal" drugs - speed - from the doctor and have to buy diazepam off DK to keep me off drink, I'm one day on drink and dexies / coke one day off on codeine and diazepam. 35.
>>39610964
I do actually, I've been arguing for over 14 years now, and I can tell you your in no fit state to have an argument so might I suggest you do something more your speed like have a bath or do some ironing
>>39611037
Youre gonna crash soon mate.
>>39610979
Got codeine / vallies / speed / tramadol.
All help with "pain" :-)
>>39610840
Who cares how much they cost? They aren't chocolate!
>post GOAT soundtracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpoNjrM5DlY
>>39611037
How long has this scedule been going on? You're headed for a big fuck up lad.
Always been a dairy milk fanboy but I'm warming up to milka
fuckin cheap too, and their white chocolate is nice
I've got 50 bong to spunk lads, what on?
All suggestions welcome.
>>39611124
Buy 30 minutes with a hooker on adultwork
>>39611124
Buy some cheap dumbells and fucking lift
>>39611124
Subnautica
Origami
>>39611081
I crash weekly, I've seen 6 psychiatrists they don't really care, they just give u pills, going back to work will save me. One week away lad, I'll taper it all down, feel good again instead of abusing drugs to feel alright
>>39611065
it seems to me like you are purposefully hiding your own inability to argue. Unless of course you'd like to get this argument actually going to prove me wrong
>>39611124
give it to charity you might save a life
>>39611143
more like 15 minities , not worth it
>>39611157
Good luck tapering that much stuff off lad.
Lads I think when I was a kid once my aunt molested me and I think I've only just realised
Would anyone believe me or would they just tell me I'm ridiculous because I'm a man?
>>39611157
>I've seen 6 psychiatrists they don't really care
maybe because you dont seem to care. They arent magicians
>>39611124
50 boxes of tunnocks teacakes
>>39611124
On my face you dirty boy :3
>>39611166
I have no need to prove to you my abilities to argue, its been clear from the beginning that a person such as yourself shouldn't be arguing, now please, I've been nice but we aren't going to have an argument
>>39611124
A set of kettlebells
>>39611189
We believe you lad. And people take child molestation seriously regardless of gender dont listen to /pol/
>>39611113
Plz mate don't preach I've tried the drug and alcohol recovery place. It's been 3 years like this but 15 years on drink and coke / weed before that, got rid of the weed, makes me too paranoid, that was a big step. It's just the rest now.
>>39611124
Give it to me and I'll suck your dick
>nofap for a week
>give in and wank
>comes out like gel instead of a liquid
>makes an audible squirt sound
L-lads?
>>39611124
Approximately 50 cans of Guinness.
>>39611143
Regularly buy more than that with actual decent hookers lad.
>>39611145
Already lift my man, own gym in my garage.
>>39611172
I said to spunk, not put into the pocket of some twat ceo.
>>39611192
That's a different one lad, good suggestion.
>>39611196
I won't pay 50 bong to spunk on your face, seems a bit steep if I am getting little out of it.
>>39611218depends how good you are I suppose, I am not easy to please.
>>39611189
In a similar situation here. Was sitting around not doing much at home when I remembered when at around 6 years old the neighbour's 15 year old lad came over when mum was out and got a little too touchy feely. Goes pretty hazy past that point.
>>39611124
Split it 3 ways between a bottle of coganc, fine Bavarian beer and some books of your choice off the internet in regards to something you fancy reading.
Thats were all my money goes anyway lad.
>>39611228
that is your telekinetic ability leaving your body
>>39611248
fucking good idea actually.
>>39611228
>>comes out like gel instead of a liquid
EXTRA THICK!!
>>39611211
Thanks lad
Thing is, I'm not sure if it counts. When she was drunk once she rubbed my inner thigh and brushed against my glans. I was about 10 at the time. Could have been an accident, could have been a calculated attempt at molestation. Either way I feel pretty dirty about it
>>39611274
Very much so. Got some in the Fridge for tomorrow to get though a family party tomorrow.
>>39611228
Yeah I've had that a few times. It's nothing to be concerned about.
>>39611252
>depends how good you are I suppose, I am not easy to please.
Dunno I've never sucked a dick before
>>39611201
now listen here sonny, i specifically came here with good intentions of having a friendly invigorating argument and yet at every turn you've offended my ability to argue and complexly prevented an argument with myself
typing withg socks on my hands lads
>>39611228
>makes an audible squirt sound
I've had that a few times after nofapping for a couple of days or after edging for a long while. Makes me feel like a porn star or something, shooting a load that actually makes a SPLODGE sound
>>39611338
You didn't come here looking for an argument, and I haven't tried to stop you
>>39610954
Good shit lad, here's mine
We're all going to make it
>>39611357
What a rebel. Get a load of this one lads.
Lads stop having a row, it's making me uncomfortable
>>39611390
its good for cleanig your keyboard lad
>>39611357
>on your hands
>not on your knob
>>39611190
unless u have experienced the NHS service it's hard to explain
>>39611248
Cans of guinness taste like shit though. Draft or nuttin
>>39611416
pretty sure he wants to reach more than just the spacebar
>>39611369
now these are blatantly false allegations, i specifically introduced myself as seeking and argument and your very first reply dissuaded me from doing so
>>39611300
>When she was drunk once she rubbed my inner thigh and brushed against my glans
Go on lad
>>39611361
Listened to a podcast a while ago about how male pornstars are able to shoot more aesthetic loads by having their arsehole played with. So nowadays fluffers aren't just for getting your cock warmed up for penetration parts but they also rim the lad hardcore before he does the facial scene.
Currently making a compilation video of all the times in DBZ where someone is taken by surprise by a mouth blast
there's quite a few to get through
>>39611429
No I didn't, I did nothing of the sort
>>39611357
Best not be the crusty ones lad, literally put on a wank sock when I woke up with last nights spunk all over it that touched my hand when i went to put it on and it felt grim as fuck.
>>39611391
Now you listen here mateNow you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you anon.
>>39611453
i dont use wank socks lad
>>39611424
I mean draight is obviously far superior but when I'm at home it gets the job done. At one point I looked into seeing if it was possible to install a Guinness draught tap in my house but didn't seem worth the effort.I also prefer original draught over the extra cold that everywhere as nowadays.
>>39611228
I end up with a huge load after a nofap, I also moan or grunt during the orgasm
>>39611470
>seeing if it was possible to install a Guinness draught tap in my house
just buy it by the keg and put a tap in that
>>39611458
This is a /britfeel/ approved post
>sultan of sentiment
Is my favourite phrase by him, there was even a band named after it (unless it was already a phrase but I could't find anything online)
For goodness sake, I was at work today and found out two colleagues just graduated in Law. Was having a conversation with them and they're fucking retarded, one of them was telling about anime he likes and didn't even know about North Korea, asked me "How do you know this stuff?" said I read BBC News as if its some big revelation. And the other girl reading a fashion mag and can't string a sentence together yet she's meant to represent someone in a courthouse?
What the fuck are unis spewing out nowadays I'm not the brightest lad but come on, I'm really jaded by this. It's not the first example I've seen.
How do I deal with being absolutely mediocre? I can't deal with knowing that I'll never make the most money out of the people I know, never have the coolest job, never be the most attractive, have the most attractive gf, never be the best at anything.
But at the same time I'm just not smart enough, not confident enough, not driven enough to actually improve these things.
Wat do?
>>39611300
carry on lad there's more to this story
>>39611440
Nothing else happened, I just awkwardly got up and walked away. Then my mum told me to take all my younger cousins upstairs and play some games with them while all my family had an argument with my drunk aunt. Even at that young age I could tell she was an alcoholic but I never thought about how she could be a paedophile or anything. She's normal now, became a born-again Christian to distract herself from drinking. Still wouldn't fuck her though.could possibly explain why I like /ss/ though
>>39611447
you did so lad, and the evidence is on record. now if you continually refuse argue with me i shall have to take my energies elsewhere
>>39611520
it's because they dont teach rhetoric anymore
>>39611535
You accept it obviously. Work on what you can fix, accept what you can't. Embrace /stoicism/
Don't mind me lads just eating a cheeky apple turnover xD
>>39611550
No you wont, you'll stay here forever and not argue, I know your type to well
>>39611540
See >>396115498.33% low in content
>>39609035
I've only worked in huge foreign owned ones, but I find if you're social you'll talk a fair bit, if you're not you can go the whole day only speaking to your manager once or twice
>>39611469
You should anon it prevents you spending a fortune on tissues, not to mention its an alternative to wiping it on the carpet which is down right grim as fuck as it stinks and starts to go yellow after a while only for parents to take notice after a while.
Unless you eat it that is pure patrican tier yet at the same time grim as fuck if you do so.
>>39611625
i use wank pants, lad
>>39611444
I wouldn't mind having my arse tounged 2bh, although I feel a bit funny about having a girl do it. Doesn't really sit right with me for some reason. That being said I'm not gay or even bisexual so I wouldn't want a guy to do it that much either. Maybe I just have intimacy issues
>load up a game
>have it on pause the entire night with the pause music playing constantly because I'm too busy shitposting
>>39611469
Fuck, that reminds me, wank sock in drawer, need to get rid.
>>39610655
>>39610655
Aye im here mate, fucking chuffed for you, absolutely smashed it.
>>39610722
Dont get down anon, 2lb is fine aslong as you know you'll get back on track. I believe in you!
>>39610757
We're going to make it lads.
>>39611535
I've lived by this for a while: I'll never be the best at anything but I'll never the worst either.
It sounds weird but once you get over that fact, life becomes easier
>>39611625
Do you smell your socks anon? Can I smell them please?
Melt sand into glass
>>39611535
Buy gear off DK go to club on ur own tell pussy u got cheap gear sell for price u paid. Fend off local dealers with the AK47 also purchased :-)
>>39611714
I've got a t shirt with a few months worth of cum on it now, will probably give it to someone as a gift sometime
>>39611733
Someone's been watching too many films!
good morning everyone!
original pancakes
>heavy rain agaisn't the window
Thats the good shit right there lads.
>>39611740
got one of those too lad, even wipe my arse with it when it's itchy
>>39610722
I've had it where I've went up like 4lbs over 2 months and then stabilised before I could get into the mindset of losing again which took a further 2 weeks to act on.
Start by making sure you can maintain weight then move on.
And make sure you understand what your goal is and don't stress out too much and keep an eye on the scales multiple times a week, because in that week your weight will fluctuate.
>>39611703
I choose to believe we can
was big boss autistic lads?
>>39609223
>starting uni at 20
Did you take your A-levels at 18?
>>39611756
Okay maaaate. It's sarc.
>>39611799
Big hoss?
>>39611803
I started college at 16, but at the time had no interest in going to uni so fucked about until I was 18 then realised I'd fucked it but my college offered me a third year so I took it to get myself into uni. I've had a year off though.
>>39611799
Boss hogg?
>>39611703
>Aye im here mate, fucking chuffed for you, absolutely smashed it.
Cheers lad, feeling great right now, hope you are too. You fucking killed it this week.
Celebrating with the new QOTSA album and a few ciders. Used to be I would celebrate with a takeaway but I know now that it's not worth it.
>>39608802
Are you a spacker lad? almost every single female profile on that website was a bot.
>>39611840
not hoss, boss
>>39611865
not hogg, boss
>>39611854
I'm 18 and considering doing A-levels. Scared af though, maybe I'll do it next year and prep myself a bit by doing A-level maths at home.
>fuck up my AS levels
>retake AS levels
>do well
>fuck up A2 levels because I lost the will to live
>end up doing a foundation year, made a few decent mates over the year
>now moving to a new, much better uni
>am 20 year old KHV that doesn't like drinking excessively and absolutely hates clubbing
How am I going to survive and make friends?
>>39611813
>tfw your post-irony goes over anon's head
Carry on lad
>>39611872
>celebrating with a few ciders
It's like you don't even want to make it
>>39611888
Spacker:-) noice
>>39611899
>>now moving to a new, much better uni
What uni lad?
>>39611930
Going to the University of Manchester.
Hope you're keeping those vibrations high lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lZCkBkwF_U
>>39611939
What uni did you do the foundation at/what A2 grades did you get?
Asking for a friend that cocked everything up and will be doing foundation this year at an OK uni
>>39611918
I've lost like 2 & 1/2 stone lad, a couple of ciders is not going to kill me. Your attempts at negativity didn't even give me pause while drinking. I will have a drink for you in the hope that you find your happiness though, I still love you. Even though you clearly don't love yourself.
>>39611872
Yeah lad, Im feeling absolutely grand. I love losing 2 pound cause I only ever aim to lose 1 so when you do its like being ahead of schedule, it feels fucking amazing. Enjoy those ciders.
>>39611896
Dont be anon, I thought I had fucked it by messing around in college but I honestly am so happy to be going to uni whether or not I fit in with the 18 year old group. If you know what you want to do theres no reason to not go for it.
>>39611899
where you going anon? Im going to a semi terrible uni but its only 1 of 20 in the country that does my meme degree. Im much the same as you but Im determined to be as social as possible, I dont drink much but I do drugs so hopefully I can fit in that way.
>>39611945
This shit just seems weird to me tbqh. No "imspirational videos" or whatever seem to have an effect. I just want enough to have my own place, couple of nice things and beer really.
>>39611939
>fuck up AS and A2 levels and still get into Manchester Uni
By fuck up do you mean you got As and not A*s?
>>39611901
The young will never get humour. Or sarcasm.
found a garlic and herb sauce that's on par with dominos, a quid for 500ml, and 66kcal per 100ml
I've been waiting for this for years, at last I found it
>>39611981
>>39612016
GCSEs: 6 A*, 2 A, 1 B and a C
AS: DDDU (ch em, physics, maths & further maths) then BBC (dropped further maths)
A2: CCD
Foundation year at Kent. A levels were a rough time for me, massive family issues
>>39612000
University of Manchester, I'm not a massive sperg but I just prefer the quieter side of life, never been in to partying heavily
>>39612044
Don't leave us hanging lad. Where from?
>>39612044
Which one lad?
>>39611872
Well done lad, we spoke the other day as I recall. Also celebrating with cider but if anything I've relapsed recently. Keep going!
>>39611998
I'm glad you love yourself lad but I wasn't baiting. Alcohol is probably the worst thing you can do for gains and weight loss apart from pure binging on shit food. You'll be surprised by how many calories they have
Also it's a pyschological thing, you reward yourself for losing weight by having a few drinks and before you know it it's a regular thing and you're eating like shit again. Congrats on the weight loss again, just looking out for a fellow anon.
>>39612060
I had no real issues then I got CDUU in AS and they kicked me out
>>39612060
How the fuck did you get in with CCD, what are you studying?
>>39612060
I didn't get one a-c and still got an electrical apprenticeship and now on 800-1000 a week.
>>39611791
You're right lad, thinking long term and focusing on your goals is the important thing. Step by step
Good luck yourself
>>39612114
Electrical and electronic engineering, I managed to get my life back on track and pretty much nailed the foundation year (90%+)
>>39612060
You must have had a blinder of a foundation year because you couldn't even get into Man Met with those grades.
>>39612060
Well I guess I'm -- my friend
is fucked then
>>39610395
As the person that drew the original pic I can safely say I didn't force it whatsoever, I just posted it. Lighten up lad, maybe people will like you more if you did.
>WHY'S EVERYBODY ACTING FUNNY
>WHY'S EVERYBODY LOOK SO STRANGE
>WHY'S EVERYBODY LOOK SO NASTY
>WHAT DO I WANT WITH ALL THESE THINGS
>I WENT ALONE DOWN TO THE DRUGSTORE
>I WENT IN BACK AND TOOK A COKE
>I STOOD AND LAUGHED AND ATE MY TWINKIE
>I STOOD IN LINE, I HAD TO WAIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO29Pz2Hw5w
Any miserable robots need lifting up?
>>39612119
To be honest if my parents weren't so pushy about the uni route I would have gone down the apprenticeship route
>>39612222
see: >>39612208
>>39612237
What happened anon?
>>39612208
>90%
That must have helped you get in lad, congrats and best of luck. If the stemfags are right engineering sounds like a legit way into a career. Make sure to look for internships and stuff outside your studies
>>39612094
Cheers lad. Sorry mate I assumed you were being a bit of a cunt.
I know how many calories my ciders have though, I examine everything I put inside myselfhehe
I am not going to binge at this point, way beyond that. Cheers for looking out though, not enough people do that sort of stuff.
>>39612300
>apprenticeship route
I did an IT apprenticeship. It was alright I guess. The fact I have no debt and actually had money was nice but the working full time at 17 wasn't.
>>39612300
I got an A level and an AS.
D and C respectively.
To be fair I didn't need to retake the AS, should have just pushed for a C at A2 and I rushed ahead the other (new) subject I took so I did AS and then from March I did AS and A2.
The last subject I dropped because the teacher was a cunt and wouldn't enter me for the exam despite knowing I had to be away this year or I would be homeless.
>>39612304
Cheers, not going to lie it was satisfying as fuck to see my exam results come in as I've finally pulled myself out of a hole I was stuck in for 3 years.
I think it'll be harder for me to get internships and shit, most of the interesting ones have an A level grade requirement and I'm totally fucked in that area
>Don't kill animals or keep them in abusive conditions: Go vegan!
>Don't buy from animal breeders or use abusive no-kill shelters: Support euthanising shelters!
As a vegan, PETA is such a fucking retarded organisation.
>>39612350
Do manual - plumber / spark / etc - 50k year upwards. IT obviously more but it's boring staring at a screen :-)
going for a wank, anyone want anything?
>>39612331
No worries lad, I understand why you'd assume the worst the way a lot of people on here are.
Do you track with MyFitnessPal? I need to get back on track it's just a bore when you're bulking and need to log all of the different stuff you eat. It helps me to have a clear goal I need to meet though
>>39612379
I love steak / chicken wings / ribs etc. Real nice and real tasty.
>>39612393
Tesco tiger bread lad
>omg anon I cant believe you're not a vegan!
*kills baby*
>>39612397
Not him but I found MyFitnessPal to be very useful, scan any packets you use, whether it be cereal that you weigh in, meats etc it'll pick it up, grab nutrition and all you have to do is put how much your portions are really. Keeps a track of XYZ going into your body and warns if you're about to go over.
>>39612363
If you're doing a foundation year at an OK uni seems like you did pretty well anon
>>39612379
It's funny how so many people, unlike yourself, don't realise that you don't need to support PETA just because you're a vegan
>tfw ugly
>tfw everyone is better than you
>have the opposite problem of people in this thread
>5'7", 102 lb skeleton
what's the healthiest way of putting on weight
>>39612443
hahaha what do you mean it isn't my body?! it's like using half of my DNA!
>>39612411
I hate the flavours desu. The vegan substitues taste less stenchy, and everyone knows stenchy food is for chavs, inbreds, and benefit thieves.
Is the caffine jew good or bad lads?
Im not quite sure lads what to think of it im recently back on it and cant paticullary mention a lot of diffrence apart from sleeping paterns thats about it.
+Gives me that extra bit of energy to do shit i would normally put off doing.
+collecting and drinking rare teas is a great way to keep me ocupied to prevent me from grabbing that rope and hanging it from the rafter.
-rellying on something my body dosent need.
-wasting money on something I dont need and could save money if i didnt need it.
-would have a better sleeping patern without the stuff.
Really not sure what to think lads, not to mention im drinking a cuppa right now lads.
>>39612383
I mean it's a little late now. I applied for a bit of a variety and this is what I ended up getting. I think in a few years I might try and get myself something more in manual labour as this is the most depressing shit going.
>>39608769
>>>/f/3278975Don't get spooked
>>39612474
>what's the healthiest way of putting on weight
eating a shitload of food.
>>39612483
>drink 1 sports direct mug of tea in the morning everyday
>if I don't drink it, I can't function and get headaches
Don't over do it and you'll be fine
>>39612474
>lost 70kg in the past year
>still as hungry as I was
>afraid that looking at a slice of pizza will make me a fatass again
this might be what causes me to crack
>>39612263
Sorry lad, didn't realise it wasn't you posting it as we're on an anonymous forum. And thanks for the tip you condescending wanker.
>>39612474
eating food that you prepare for yourself, made to fulfill a balanced diet with a tad more protein than most people, combined with a weightlifting program to build muscle while not neglecting a cardio routine to keep your heart in tip top shape
Anyone own one of these tefal toast n egg toasters? Are they any good?
>>39612365
>most of the interesting ones have an A level grade requirement and I'm totally fucked in that area
Yeah, they keep that shit up even with jobs. I got turned down for a lot of jobs because I didn't do A-levels, I did a BTEC which was pretty average (and didn't include mathematics) and my GSCE's were just C's. This was all despite me having an 1st class MEng with a foundation degree.
Don't worry though, those companies are usually just cunts and there's still a lot of great jobs that won't really glance at your grade history and will instead look a lot more at you as an individual, you just have to stand out during the screening phases to make it to the interview is all.
>>39612481
i was at a festival a few weeks ago, the vegan food stall was in view of stage and near on every act took the piss that it was no que compared to the others :-)
>>39612560
>combined with a weightlifting program to build muscle while not neglecting a cardio routine to keep your heart in tip top shape
Fuck, going to the gym would set my anxiety off, thinking that other people would laugh at me for being a skeleton manlet
>>39612448
That's true, I need to get back on it. I think a food scale is very useful too, instead of estimating portion sizes
>>39612591
>going to the gym
>not joining the home workout master race
>>39612474
>102 lbs
Bloody hell lad I thought I was skinny. I've been posting about bulking too so you're not alone. You need to start tracking calories and eating 250 calories above your TDEE. Lots of milk, peanut butter, pasta, etc.
>>39612488
If u wanna laugh, all day every day, manual SKILLED work is the way. All the best.
>>39612450
>tfw didn't get in because of my grades officially
>got in because of my extra curricular activities, work and knowledge showing I could actually do the course and had good foundations w/ prior knowledge
Still, the prospect of a really good uni would give me some extra hope I suppose but it seems out of the question.
>>39612606
Yea if only I had a thousand quid to throw on a squat rack, bench, olympic bar and weights.
>>39612606
Any suggestions for equipment? A set of dumbbells?
>>39612619
Yeah I fucking hate it at this point, I don't like wearing shorts or short sleeved shirts because I'm too conscious of my body image at this point
>>39612591
well if you go on a diet with a calorie surplus to put on weight but don't promote muscle growth through weightlifting, then you're just going to get fat
don't listen to the other anon, home workout is shit unless you've been into fitness for a few years and have the money, time and dedication to make yourself a proper little home gym.
>>39612639
I started with a pair of cheap dumbells off amazon. Once I knew I was serious I bought a cheap bench press for about 80 quid.
>>39612591
I've been there lad, I went to the gym alone as a skinny cunt and most of the lads don't even look at you and stick to their workouts. Then there's a few friendly blokes who will see that you're new and help you out. There is literally nothing to be afraid of
>>39612494
I'm sure I'd get spooked if it would actually play
>Tfw can't see anything, just nonexistence
>>39612596
I used to estimate too, its not very reliable at all. Used to use 330ml cups with my cooking to estimate with a good idea on how much I was using of a liquid, worked out rather well honestly.
>>39612584
>Single vegan food stall
No wonder: probably selling dumb shit like quinoa, hummus, falafel, and salad. What kind of fags would go there.
Real vegans eat textured soy protein, tempeh, deep fried seitan, and all the other good shit.
>>39612606
>Welp, time to get weights for my home workout
>Oh I'm poor and need parents money
>"Here, anon, we bought you weights!"
>Biggest is a 5kg dumbbell
No.
>>39612642
>A set of dumbbells?
that's the best way to start. Just do a full body workouts a few times a week until you know what you're doing. Plenty of beginniers stuff on youtube
>>39612619
5'8 here
105 lbs
my diet is beer, weed, smokes, and oven pizza lol
living the life
unhealthy AF but, i'd rather this than being fat I suppose
throw up most nights from drinking btw, that's probably why I'm this weight
21 atm, ill hit the gym when I'm 25 and all will be fine
>>39612674
This is pure bait. Congrats.
>>39612676
You sound like a retard lad. Bit hars I know, but that's my first impression.
Why are you waiting til you're 25? You need to get lifting now, at the very least eat more. Oh and stop drinking so much
>>39612642
>A set of dumbbells
better off just doing pushups and squats until you grow the bollocks to join a gym.
dumbbells are bought to sit in a corner and gather dust by people such as yourself all the time who want to get into fitness but won't join a gym, and then end up unsurprisingly not sticking to a proper workout routine because it's easy to just browse the internet in your bedroom instead of lifting weights.
>>39612694
That story actually happened though...
>>39612572
>Toasted egg, how is that even possible with a machine like that lad?
>tfw the luddites were right technolgy is a burden and needs to be destroyed before mankinds own creation wipes us out due to terminator style shit or even it just making us to darn lazy to do anything so when shit goes down we will be bugggered.
>>39612699
Stop discouraging him. I've never been to a gym in my life and I'm in decent shape from home workouts
>>39612676
Na senpai, stay like it, I'm 33 decent bod, from drinking too much, it's so bad everyone else is obese and I'm not :-)
>>39612715
I ordered it, arrives on tuesday
>>39612715
You read any Ted K? Thinking about starting myself
>>39612661
>>39612675
Thanks lads I'll look in to joining a gym that's close and isn't too expensive
>>39612740
I wonder how his mental state is after being locked in a concrete box for 23 hours a day for over a decade
>>39612740
Tempted too but too afraid i might repeat what he did upon reading it, prehaps I might read his manifesto one day mind you it does seem intresting mind you...
>8 Mr Kiplings Chocolate Cake Slices
65p
>Sausage and Egg butty
39p
>Chicken Ceasar Wrap
49p
good haul?
no pics, carnt be arsed
>>39612824
Has he been in solitary for that long? Seems a bit harsh
He's probably lost his mind a bit by now. I think he can still receive letters from outside and write, here's part of his reading list from prison
>>39612853
I'm sure it will merely open your eyes to the world today and not give you any violent ideas.
>>39612894
He's in supermax
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADX_Florence
>However, the majority of inmates have been sent there because they have an extensive history of committing violent crimes against corrections officers and fellow inmates in other prisons, up to and including murder. These inmates are kept in administrative segregation. They are confined in a specifically designed single-person cell for 23 hours a day. They are removed under restraint (handcuffed, shackled or both), on a 24-hour clock (e.g., their one-hour time out of their cell may occur at any time of the day or night). The hour outside of the cell is for showering; exercise, and with privileges, a phone call. Their diet is restricted as well; to ensure that the foods they are served (in their cell) can't be used to harm themselves, or to make unhygienic conditions in their cell.
>>39612877
U can do better. This isn't a haul. No tiger bread for starters.
>>39612918
there was a bag of 15 mini doughnuts for 45p
4 eton mess tarts for 50p I think
lots of egg cress sandwiches for 19p each
and some pitta breads for 9p
I don't buy everything because I ain't greedy, and you gotta let someone else have a chance
>>39612916
It's actually quite impressive that someone can survive that kind of life for that long. I'm not sure if any of us would manage without losing our minds
>>39612894
Most likely, I already have homicidal fantasies for the people who have run our country into the ground, so im sure it wouldnt make much diffrence in regards to my state of mind.
As im very adamant the politicans wont admit to the treason and injustice they have commited against the nation and people, not to mention the bribes and freemason oaths they have gone along with to better the intrests of international finance.
schizophrenic weather is kinda nice
got a tesco delivery coming tomorrow so I don't even need to leave the house
>>39613071
Sounds like you've taken the bogpill, careful posting things like this onlinethey're watching us
>>39613069
I think it's a fate worse than death t b q h
>>39612557
Suck my small insignificant willy you big poof
>>39612740
Thought about reading the Unabomber Manifesto before. As ar as anarchists go though hes' not the most robot. Leon Czolgosz, the guy who killed a president in the US was so autistic even other anarchists thought he was a cop or some shit.
Isnt the Unabomber Manifesto meant to be basically unreadable?
I've just learned these exist
huaarrrgghhh
>>39613209
>I'm a hazel nutcase
How long before the PC brigade campaigns to have it changed because it mocks the mentally ill?
>>39613204
Not from what I've seen. He's not really seen as a serious philosopher but theres nothing inherantly wrong with it.
>try to put yourself out there
>try something new and connect with people
>zero response
why bother? I'll stick to drinking in my room and not doing anything new.
>>39613260
>zero response
You got this (You) at least
>>39613293
Cheers lad. Means a lot. Have a (you) right back.
>>39613204
From what I've heard it's written lucidly, he wasn't a madman or anything. There's also Technological Slavery which I have on pdf
>>39613168
>tfw you try to plead guilty but your judge overrules you
Holy shit that's painful. All he had was his convictions and the judge even took those away from him. I'll look him up, thanks anon
Going for a smokey smoke one of you gaylords make the next thread
>>39613391
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real mum
>>39613138
Imdeed so i have lad, besides im beyond the point of caring about speaking my mind as I would rather live a day as a lion than 100 years as sheep, due to such things not bothering me i have no asparations in life so why should I care and fear the law?
I couldnt give a monkeys if i was arrested tommrow for "hate speech" by the thought police it would just give me more reason to say fuck you socitey im gonna go live in a log cabin with out all you cunts monitoring my shit and what I say and would in fact welcome it with all arms and give me more resolve to carry on.
Alrigh alrigh lads, new thread coming in hot
>>39613530
>>39613530
>>39613530
NEW BREAD NEEDED!
>>39613361
I only found out about him a month or so ago but I found it rather interesting. One thing thats not included in that pic that is pretty entertaining is when he showed up at slightly famous anarchist's house Emma Goldman and she just basically humoured him like a proper robot.