Nothing personal, kid. You see, you are but a pathetic little worm whom I must dissect on my quest to bring this empire down. There's no way around it, you're one of THEM.
I applaud your bravery, but I must bid you adieu. As I said, it isn't your fault.
Now DIE
*Intense metal music plays*
*Teleports behind you and inserts katana into ur rectum*
>>34425197
P-p-please dunt kil sempai
Teleports behind op nd beheads him w/ my Katana
Just...
Please. Stop.
Originallll
Full disclosure: that picture actually is me. I felt some public humiliation was in order for my 2010 neckbeard shit heh
*ass cheeks are made of titanium alloy*
*your blade sides into my titanium ass cheeks and gets stuck*
*i quickly pivot and wrench your katana from your grasp, disarming you instantly *
Hahaha, fool. Do you take me for a novice? Prepare to meet your doom!
*casts magic missle*
>>34425259
At least you're self aware, OP.
oh anon sweety you've fallen into my trap [laughs]
[tightens rectum around sword]
you see i've been training my boipucci since the day i was born.
[shatters sword with anal ninpo]
>>34425270
I am nothing if not self aware
Pls stahp