>tfw no cute boy to erp with and have him sit on my lap

It's funny how easy bait threads like this will get 100+ replies, wait I'll ask for everyone before they say it.

>femanon give anon plz ;)
>plz show boipussi
>give ur contact details

Okay, now that I've gotten that out of the way you're a huge faggot. Bye.

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>Tfw no mommy gf to pound my boipucci into oblivion and send her to the ER because my 250 pound fatass broke her bones sitting in her lap
>Tfw will never be little again
>Tfw even when I was little there was no qt grill to let me sit in her lap
>Tfw parents cockblocked me from getting a potential shota molesting babysitter gf and had my older sister babysit instead

>>34425400
>tfw no cute boy at all

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>tfw addicted to ERP and masturbation but don't enjoy either in the slightest anymore

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>>34425581
>tfw addicted to ERP and masturbation but can't stop doing it and it's hurting my sleep schedule