This is what /r9k/ wants in a woman >Docile and subservient

>>34425517
>This is what /r9k/ wants in a woman
>>Docile and subservient
>>Does the chores for anon
>>Cooks for anon
>>Approves of his unorthodox and sedentary
>>Has to be at least a 8.5
>>But still looks for "personality"
>>But at the same time has to disregard it as anons are selfish edgy assholes
>>During sex has to be the Dom
>>Has to let anon suck her nipples
>>Has to be a dominatrix
>>Has to think that anons pathetic excuse for a male is super hot
>>Has to put out like a slut but still be an Asian housewife
>>Can't be black
>>Can't too old(unless anon wants her to be a mild)
>>Can't be Mexican
>>Can't have any face flaws
>>Can't have a personality
>>Can't challenge anon
>>Can't be too smart otherwise anon would feel insecure
>"Why don't I have a GF bros?"
>"Fucking toasties"

Shut the fuck up

>>34425517
The only standard /r9k/ has for women are to not be fat and to be loyal, but in today's society that is now considered picky and unrealistic.

>>34425543
I'm both. Somebody date me.

>>34425517
Wew. Nice generalizations anon. Here's your (you), enjoy. Don't spend it all at once.

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>>34425517
>fucking toasties
What did he mean by this?

>>34425554
I've just booked our wedding, how do you feel about the Bahamas for our honeymoon?

>>34425517
what I want in a girl

>isn't too clingy
>shares similar taste in music (not hard at all since i love all sorts of music)
>will watch horror movies with me
>will not neglect me in favor of someone else on a regular basis

there, that's it

>>34425595
Sounds good, dear. I burn like hell so I'm going to stock up on sunscreen before we leave. And nice lingerie for the consummation.

>>34425682
You don't need sunscreen, we can just spend all day indoors and all night on the beach.

>>34425732
>we can just spend all day indoors and all night on the beach.
Ah, I remember why I married you now. :') What are we going to do at night on the beach though?

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>>34425554
Everything coming up roses tonight.

>>34425748
Make sandcastles, obviously.

>>34425586
Thats when you blowtorch a woman's pussy

>>34425638
>woman has to like the same music

Underage banned detected

>>34425785
whatever you say, roastie

what music do you like?

>>34425517
r9k might want that but i would settle for pretty much anything that is not deformed or a 2/10

>bitter and filled with hatred
>dubious looking
>poor as dirt
>bland and hollow personality

any takers?

>>34425825
grill? pls be in lomdom

>>34425760
That's not the only thing that will be coming. ayyy lmao but seriously I need excuses to buy nice lingerie, pls2marry me.

>>34425765
But that's more fun when the sun is up

>>34425517
I'm not saying that wouldn't be nice (except I'd like her to be smarter and challenge me), but like anon said, I'd date anyone who's loyal, biologically female and not fat.

>>34425864
Cheating on me already, I'm heartbroken. I'm going to go for a swim with some concrete boots. Goodbye my love.

>>34425850
there are n0 wymin here lad ... sry ....

>>34425895
Y-you're not all the same anon except for sandcastle anon? I'm confused. I don't want to be a cheater.

All I want:

>Traditional values
>Wants a family eventually
>Introverted
>White I have nothing against other races, but I can't help but feel race relations are going to deteriorate dramatically, and I don't want that to be a problem for my family
>Not ugly, "plain" is more than okay

I don't think it's that unreasonable.

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>>34425543
Wrong. So wrong.

You are all selfish toads that's why you are alone.
>me! Me! Me! Waaaah no gf! I don't shower for weeks she should love that

Yeah tell her about your piss bottles that'll get her wet.

Arrogant toads. When will they learn.

Forever alone is you toad.

>>34425941
It's too late, I'm dead.
RIP.

>>34425997

This.

Robots just don't seem to understand that they're the male equivalent of a 400 pound African woman with 6 children. They are literally THE most undesirable men on the planet. They don't have the luxury of having ANY standards, which is why they are alone.

>>34426071
>tfw a virgin widow
I miss you anon.

>>34426153
Hi, I'm anon, anon's friend. Feeling like rebound sex?

>>34425864
I, like many on this board, are still on the self-improvement phase before starting a relationship. Had a girlfriend for 3 years. Broke up about a year ago. Right now my low self esteem would probably waste both of our times. Like it out hate it, my self esteem is tied to my ability to provide for myself. What future is there if one cannot even do that? I'm from Indiana, anyway, and being a global site it's always just a fun internet thing here.

>>34425997
>>34426124
you dont know me

you dont know a single one of us, yet you have this overly specific idea of what you think all robots are like that is based on trolls and shitposters that have nothing better to do than to make threads here

Wrong. So wrong. u big fagot

>>34425895
You could've joined us :3 We'll make a poly commune or something ~ some true degeneracy.

>>34426204
No thanks, I'm glad I died now if that's how things were going to end up.

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>>34426195
Wrong again toad. So very wrong. As always.

You are all the same piss ant little weebs claiming arrogantly that you DESERVE a gf.
>any gf please! Any!
>except she must adhere to this strict unchangeable preset.

Yah ok toad. Your arrogance is your downfall.

Go back to making wagecuck threads and listing your excuses or whatever you do all day.

Toads. When will they learn.

>>34426227
welp, rip in peace brother

F

>>34426252
when did i say i deserve a gf? when did i even feel no gf?

youre talking out of your ass and you HAVE to know it. you cant argue the fact that you dont know me, because you simply dont, anonymous.

>>34425543
Spbp

Really all I want is a girl who's not pig disgusting and has a unique personality. Is that really a high standard?

Also, the stereotypical 400 lb, unwashed, neckbearded NEET robot has long since moved to wizchan. I'm a clean, groomed individual who's been rated 6-8/10 by other anons. The only reason I'm a robot is because I'm a socially retarded virgin

>>34426177
I just want anon back...

>>34426189
Sorry to hear anon. I can understand what you mean about being in the self-improvement phase, that saying about loving yourself before others is pretty true. All the best to you getting your self-esteem back, you deserve to be happy and confident.

I'm not in the same hemisphere as you anyway. :(

>>34426290
I appreciate that. And it'll come. It always gets like this when I stop going to the gym. I started back about a week ago and things should be rebounding once more. Trying to stay off pharmaceutical assistance but I'm not sure if that's the right move. Crazy runs in the family.[

I don't want a gf.
Orig

>>34426284
>he thinks he's above average
post a picture then, faggot. you're probably more like a 3/4
also
>expects his gf to have a unique personality
>is a 'robot', socially retarded and a virgin

>>34426276
Wrong.

You're on r9k as a toad.

Get back to your hovel and wrap yourself in your arrogance.

>>34425517

Half of your list is shitty. You definitely aren't one of us if that's what you're into. Take you're creepy femdom shit back to /d/.

>>34426337
This isn't /soc/, fag. And all I mean by "unique personality" is "not a wet blanket with default tastes and interests and nothing to contribute to any conversation." If that's a high standard, I'm a-ok with becoming a wizard.

>>34425517
i have a gf with almost all of these, but she's smart and she doesn't care about looks much, but says i'm hot and helps me with my insecurities

>>34426356
not everything is black and white

thats something that i often say in this board

>>34425517
>Docile and subservient
No.
>Does the chores for anon
Would be nice.
>Cooks for anon
Would be nice.
>Approves of his unorthodox and sedentary
Yes.
>Has to be at least a 8.5
No.
>But still looks for "personality"
Yes.
>But at the same time has to disregard it as anons are selfish edgy assholes
No.
>During sex has to be the Dom
No.
>Has to let anon suck her nipples
Yes.
>Has to be a dominatrix
Kind of.
>Has to think that anons pathetic excuse for a male is super hot
No.
>Has to put out like a slut but still be an Asian housewife
No.
>Can't be black
Correct.
>Can't too old(unless anon wants her to be a mild)
Wrong.
>Can't be Mexican
Correct.
>Can't have any face flaws
Wrong.
>Can't have a personality
Wrong.
>Can't challenge anon
Wrong.
>Can't be too smart otherwise anon would feel insecure
Wrong.

>>34425517
>want her to be the Dom
>can't be too smart / a challenge
Does not compute

>>34426406
Wrong.

Not everything is black and white. This is one of the things that is black and white.

Toads are worthless and repulsive and all share the same arrogance. Hence no gf.

The toads will never learn.

>>34426490
It's almost as if OP is just combining a bunch of shit random anons have posted and acting like we all want the same things

I just want an average looking girl who is a good person. We can just have vanilla sex if that's what she wants. She can even be disabled in certain ways or have disfigurations as long as it isn't too bad. I don't care.

>>34426631
Maintain decent BMI, maintain decent job, maintain living situation and that's a very manageable goal. It's a lot to keep balanced, though. Also she can absolutely destroy you emotionally and financially at a whim--I recommend you be straight up about the murder-suicide pact that marriage entails.

>>34425517
Actually I want a girl who will help me become a better/normal/more effective person. They just to understand me and help me get better. I would be incredibly loyal to them for that since I am not a roastie.

>Docile and subservient
nOT NECESSARILY DESU
>Does the chores for anon
No.
>Cooks for anon
No, but would be nice
>Approves of his unorthodox and sedentary
What?
>Has to be at least a 8.5
No. As long as she ain't a hambeast
>But still looks for "personality"
Yes
>But at the same time has to disregard it as anons are selfish edgy assholes
No
>During sex has to be the Dom
No
>Has to let anon suck her nipples
Uhm, yeah
>Has to be a dominatrix
No
>Has to think that anons pathetic excuse for a male is super hot
No
>Has to put out like a slut but still be an Asian housewife
No
>Can't be black
Yes, because I want white children
>Can't too old(unless anon wants her to be a mild)
As long as she aint 35+
>Can't be Mexican
Yes, white children
>Can't have any face flaws
Don't care
>Can't have a personality
Bullshit
>Can't challenge anon
Bullshit
>Can't be too smart otherwise anon would feel insecure
Bullshit

I just want a chubby NEET fembot who will stay at my house shitposting and playing video games all day while I'm at work, and likes to cuddle.

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I want a girlfriend, but I don't deserve one.

That's the thing.

Chad get girlfriends for their looks. Their genetics. Because they got the lucky win on the wheel of life. They bang 2 girls a day for nothing other than looking good.

Other people have to work extremely hard to get a gf.

So no, I don't deserve one.

But apparently Chad does.

>bitter and filled with hatred
>dude
>dubious looking
>poor as dirt
>bland and hollow personality

any takers?