>when your mom finds your poop socks

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>>34427662
>AND your pee jug

>>34427662
>>34427681
Jesus fucking Christ

Is this real oregeno?

>>34427662
That's a pretty sexual Facebook profile picture for a mother to have.

>>34427662
you need to upgrade to shit jugs. Keeps the smell out.

>>34427662

Holy fuck

I think Im gonna puke

>>34427716
How's it sexual?
Just because its a full body shot?
Really?

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Jesus Christ anon

Please tell me this is not actually about you

Okay piss jugs and poo jugs are one thing, but fucking SOCKS. Why the FUCK would you poop in SOCKS. That guy's room must've smelled like a fucking death zone

>>34427716
probably a single mother. it'd explain why her son ended up as a NEET

>>34427756
Yep. From the looks of it she's showing her ass, top looks low so you can see the top of her chest and perfect outline of the side of her breasts. I wonder who took it for her.

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>>34427756
This is why 4chan is shit, this is a part of our culture and heritage, no matter how nasty and sigusting it may seem, poo poo pee pee is what defined our history to this very day. Be proud of what we are and what we represent and don't resent it, it's a part of you too.

>>34427787
Hopefully not the father, because I'd kill myself knowing poop socks derived from my sperm.

>>34427799
was meant for
>>34427749
originalox

>>34427787
I bet it wouldn't be 'sexual' to you if a guy was in that exact same pose.
>literally just facing to the side

>>34427825
I think you're implying that I think negatively of it. It was just an observation. I was always told that people are more careful with that stuff on Facebook, it's the most PG of the social media platforms.

>>34427844
>I think you're implying that I think negatively of it
It's more so the fact that you see normal modeling poses as sexual

>>34427825
what's that got to do with anything ? men and women aren't the same so obviously the same poses won't have the same effect.

>>34427872
What's the sexuality of poopsocks, tripfag-kun?

>>34427872
They are sexual you tripfag

>>34427882
They're pretty gay

>>34427894
>herp derp standing is sexual

>>34427879
>but only when women do it

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>>34427729
>>34427662
i can confirm this is the way to go

>>34427975
I thought this board was suppose to be satire holy fuck dude

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>>34427975
Please tell me you JUST did that for this thread

>>34427662
>poop sock hidden inside MTG cards

:))))))))))))

>>34427955
This is not the place for your feminist crusade you dumb whore
That's a sexual pose whether you like it or not

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>>34427975
It's habbening

What the fuck man

>>34427662
Loose like someone was playing too much WoW.

http://www.techradar.com/news/gaming/blizzard-discourages-wow-poopsocking-486618

>>34428026
Again
Last time I checked, standing isn't a sexual pose

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>>34427955
What's the point of it if it's not to be sexual?

Couldn't her profile pic just be her face? Why does her butt need to be in the photo?

Why is the top half of her chest exposed?

>>34428047
Last the thread checked, you were on some delusional tumblr crusade, so shut the fuck up.

>>34428008
Gtfo normie. Really, satire? Nothing more real then this board.

>>34428008
Will the Normans pls leave

>>34428056
>What's the point of it if it's not to be sexual?
Because it's aesthetic, maybe?

>>34428061
:^) no

>>34428075
>>34428085
>There are people on this board that actually became all the jokes and memes in real life and don't realize that this entire place is all satire

>>34428097
too bad ur filtered :^)

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>>34428097

>roasties
>aesthetic
yeah OK

>>34428120
Even if you're gay, you can't deny that modeling exists for a reason
And it's not for the sake of your dick

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>>34428117
Good idea anon

>>34428151
And what reason would that be?

>>34428115
When will you realize that you're the one who has been out of sync this whole time?

>>34427662
This is why I firmly believe modern mother's do not love their children. They love the attention and validation they receive for being a mother of said children.

The pic in OP's post literally screams: "Being a mother is so hard! I TOLD YOU GUYS I WASN'T LYING!" at the expense of her own children. Why would you do this? Her kids are probably going to get fucking bullied harder than ever just so she can get a fat pipe to succ.

>>34428162
We already went over that
aesthetics
i.e.
because it looks pretty

>>34428210
>because it looks pretty
What does?

>>34428210
I agree with >>34428219 what looks pretty here?

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>>34427975
>>34428008
>>34428010
This is not satire, gtfo my board. I don't do it all the time, but if anyone besides me is in the house, I will not leave my room. It's sort of like a situational agoraphobia. Anyway it's not that bad or abnormal. I funnel it into old washer fluid jugs and cap it off to eliminate smell. I use computer paper as a funnel, sometimes shit will get all over the place. I store wet wipes in my computer drawer to clean my hands, because sometimes such as right before I took the picture the stool is too girthy and you have to push it through the jug hole and shit gets all over your hands. Mom has a friend over today so I'm shitting in a jug, get over it normies.

>>34427844
>I was always told that people are more careful with that stuff on Facebook
I dunno who told you that but plenty of people's facebook pages are basically soft core porn

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>>34428115
>Not understanding that the jokes were an ironic way of expressing people's real situations

NORMIE FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34428219
>>34428230
Modeling?
At least that's the whole reason behind it.

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>>34428235
It's not satire but I'm fucking laughing all the same.

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>>34428260
Wait, but what exactly makes the modeling pretty though?

/r9k/ is fucking sick
but then again it always has been. The pepe shit brought in the normies but they don't realize the true denizens that lurk on this board. Today was a shocking reminder of the true population of /r9k/

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>>34428260
>implying modeling isn't just a bunch of half naked roasties seeking attention

>>34428294
>being this surprised
Happy early / late birthday, I guess?

>>34427799
YAS! FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST!

>>34427681
Damn that's a lot of saturates in your pee, op.

Also
>Degenerate pissbottle normie from the UK.
Typical.

>>34428304
just haven't visited /r9k/that much lately. I was here years ago before Pepe brought in Reddit

>>34428301
The profile pic in OP is an literally an example of fully-clothed modeling >.>

>>34428287
Thats the kind of question you spend several years in a university to learn the answer

>>34428235
>cant go for a shit in your own house
>can post your shitty hand on an imageboard where people will tear you up.

Stop larping you fucking normalfag, you're mocking people with actual problems.

>>34427955
>herp derp
Go whence you came

>>34428347
>Go whence you came
I am.

>>34428342
>that isn't a fairly severe problem
kex

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>>34428336
>that
>fully clothed
Society has failed...

>>34428372
Sorry, I didn't think your definition of "fully-clothed" was where you literally couldn't see any of her

>>34428365
>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/

Why would you come to 4chan and tripfag ?

>>34427681
> like
oregano

>>34428392
>says to go back where I came
>tells me to go somewhere else
Why do I feel like that's where *you* came from?

>>34428336
>dodging the answer this hard
You're implying "her." She is the subject of the photograph; she is the model. Why can't you say it? Oh, because it would prove us right and you're petty enough not to want that to happen.

She does it for attention and to be considered "pretty." If she was doing it solely for modeling, she would have put it in an album of "Photo shoots." Most of the women I know personally that model never have their sets from their photoshoot as a profile picture unless it's their Facebook Page. The woman in OP's picture did it to garner attention.

You clearly need to just succ the gun of defeat.

>>34427825
>tripfag
>makes fucking retarded non-sequitur post attempting to make a shitpost war

gee who would have guessed

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>>34427955
standing isn't sexual so this picture can't be sexual. My eyes are up here shitlord!

>replying to tripfaggots
Check yourselves

>>34428410
STOP FUCKING UP MY POO POO PEE PEE THREAD YOU FUCKING ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Congratz you guys let a tripfag control you.

So sad. This website is fucking garbage.

>>34427975
i wont be able to whipe this image out of my mind in a very long time
congratultions

>>34428420
What the fuck are you talking about?
You literally just acknowledge that the intent behind the picture was not sexual, but to look pretty, and then said that if she was trying to model in it, it wouldn't be her profile picture?
I've seen plenty of times where people set their profile picture to something in an album they just uploaded.....

>>34428452
>guy showing off his gainz
I'm legitimately not sure how this is relevant?

>>34428436
You're the one posting non-sequitur shit thu


>>34428461
Srry ;-;
I don't want to but sometimes it's really hard for anons to understand things and instead just get pissy
I'm doing my best

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>thread derailed by tripfag

report and move on

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>>34428501
>What the fuck are you talking about?
>Proceeds to share a sentiment that he thought I was b8'd into
Got you, fucker. You just admitted that she was pretty and utilized this photo to force a perception that people would cause people to think the same thing (if they weren't critical of what she was doing that is). This is attention seeking behavior and no different than the manipulative tactics you are using right now for (You)'s.

Case closed, guys. He's a faggot.

this thread could've been funny, but the tripfag fucked it up. Kill all tripfags, they're cancer

>>34428674
We were never talking about attention seeking behavior (even though it isnt).

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What's the big deal
Before bed each afternoon, I have always used my socks and underpants to wipe my ass before hitting the sack
Put one leg onna chair and wipe, gets it really open and clean
Sometimes I spit on my socks to get an extra clean wipe
Gonna wash them anyway (well gram washes them not me, you know women's work)
Only messed up once, out of clean socks sonic had to use some wipers in order to get dressed for a morning class (11am) got some mud on my sneaks in case someone noticed
Moral of the story, always turnnyour socks inside out before wiping

Reuse, Recycle, Repurpose.

>>34428235
>literal retard shits in his hand to compete in some redd it boi pissing contest
You arent r9k. You are a loser. Youve been here for a year at most. Came here during the pepe surge, you werent around for greentext.

Get off my board retard

>>34428857
That is not nice, calling people loser.

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>>34428857
and if you can read, I did not shit in my hand.

>mommy has an older chad over
>I feel a poo poo coming
>use my shit jugs so I don't have to see a stranger near my mommy
>seal up the jug for next time

>>34427975
Neets know how to maximize efficiency

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>>34427975
Nope

Nope


Fuck sake why did I click

>>34427662
If this is real then this is fucking GOLD.
just shit in her bed for treating you that way

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>ITT: Normie invasion

>>34428420
Remember, pretty=attractive=sexable. The reason beauty exists is essentially because of sex/making the best babies. I dont get the mental gymnastics that roastie trip is doing

>>34428235
Doesnt it smell all over the house?

>>34427975
I need to fucking save this for the future.
Thank god! Every other day r9k gives me a reason to why I have Bern lurking here for years.
This reminds me of thw cum sock mushrooms. Anyone got a pic of that?

>tfw your whore mom doesn't find your shit stash

I didn't know I wanted this before, but knowing my mom has to touch my rancid poos would make me hard as fuck.

>>34428115
It became Satire after those people showed US that they truly exist

Not the other way around dipshit

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>>34428235
Man, I can smell that rotten-spaghetti-sauce-shit smell on your hand through the screen looking at that.

>>34429114
thats what the cap is for. I find the larger windshield fluid jugs seal up nicely while letting you see how much room you have left inside

>>34427975
>>34428235
Good to see there still some real robots around. I've never shat it jug or poopsocked before, but there was a time when I would only shit in the trashcan I keep in my bedroom.

>>34427975
>>34428235
Are you the same person from yesterday's thread who eats and wank to his own shit?

>>34429304
No, that's disgusting, I don't do anything abnormal. And I only do this because of a crippling anxiety to leave my room at times.

Ive always had a washroom closeby, why use a sock instead of a jug? How did you get caught? Why not dump out the socks or wash them?

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>>34427662
>>34427681
hahahaha

originally, too

>>34428097
>nudity
>aesthetician
Not how it works

>>34427955
>but only when women do it

yes, i said there was a difference, didn't I ? this isn't fucking tumblr.

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>3DPD
>aesthetic

>>34427662

>Carter
>Denver

Lol

What fuckboi names holy shit

>>34429318
Do you want a hug?
No poo tho, just loo

>>34427662
good lord she must really be fucking sick of her son, posting this on fagbook. He is forever dead to his extended family

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>>34429833
>Do you want a hug?
>No poo tho, just loo
holy kek my sides

>>34429945
I dont get it anon, maybe its the autism

>>34427975
>not just having a shit house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

>>34427662
>when your mom finds your shit hut

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I fucking love you 4chan.

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>>34430115
I hide my jugs near the christmas decorations in the garage, so it takes awhile for my mom to find them and throw them out

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>>34428008
You better start believing in the poo jug threads

>>34428203
>Why would you do this?
Because her son was trying to play the sympathy card and make her out to be a terrible mother, while being a terrible son who is too lazy to use a flush toilet.
Turnabout is fair play.

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>>34431816
Cuz you're in one

Why the fuck do people do this?

LOL

and you guys wonder why normies make fun of you

go REEEEE and then shit in some more socks
and then tell me to drink bleach and kill myself

ahahahahh


stop pooping in socks and pissing jugs guys.

>>34427771
because he's a REAL robot unlike the losers normies that shit in toilets still

REEE FUCKING NORMIES KYS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34427975
no really thats fucked up man get help no don't you yell ree at us and say fucking normies

you need help son thats not normal
go use the toilet

>>34428235
>situational agoraphobia.

yeah right guys too pussy to shit in a toilet like a human being

>>34427756
Tripfag go back home where you belong

>>34428812
URGH!!!!!!

you got yer ASSWHIP YEAAAAH

OOOOOH come on and kick ME

OOOOOH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ZxdesqtBg
YU GOT YER ASSWHIP

we got our problems

>>34429065
>The reason beauty exists is essentially because of sex
Sounds like somebody got himself a lifetime ban from the art museum.

>>34429318
>shitting in socks is normal

you got ye big cheese

you got yer ASSWHIPE UH


OOOOOOH *guitar solo*

I GOT MY HASH PIPE

YOU GOT YER ROBOT SOCKS OOOH WHOOOAAA

>not having a poo barrel

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>>34427975
Keep up the good work my man
original

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>>34428008
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMALFAGS GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUT REDDIT IS A SINGLE CLICK AWAY

>>34432274
Fuck off, virgin

/r9k/ is not, and never will be, a fucking hugbox

if you want that, go to wizardchan or r/redpill

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>>34432127

>normie is a slave to the white porcelain throne

>>34427662
>using an emoji instead of a word
She deserved it.

>>34427975
looks like curry desu

>>34428008
Why the fuck do normies think everything on every board is satire????

>>34427662
The shit sock at the bottom left looks like a sleeping cat.

>>34432409
jesus christ how horrifying desu

>>34427975
>>34428235
this is fake poop. I repeat FAKE POOP

>>34428501
I've defended women to the bitter end and even dated a fembot.
But it was being pushed over the edge and being selfless to an almost suicidal degree and posts like this that suckerpunch me with the feeling that women, truly, are inferiorly stupid.

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>>34428008
First of all, fuck off.
Second of all, stop the stupid "satire" meme. Not everything in life is satire, you "alt"-humor-loving Reddit piece of shit.

this bitch normie got $1.25 million settlement for peeing in a bucket.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/san-diego-teen-forced-to-pee-in-bucket-in-school-awarded-1-25-million/

>>34433129
>mfw I pee in buckets for free

>>34428501
Go samefag some more Metric you dumb bitch

>>34427662
No wonder he shits in socks with a mother who would actually post this. I bet she claims no responsibility for his mental illness.

>>34432371
>hugbox
Ebin /b/ meme, my /b/rother!

>>34427662
You know for like 20 or 30 bucks, you can get a comfy reliance camp toilet with a supply of small disposable liner baggies that make it a snap to keep your NEET area sanitary. You can get it right off of Amazon, too. Why would you shit in socks or jugs or anything else if such an easy solution is readily available?

>>34432001
One is a child, the other is not. You'd make a terrible parent.

>>34427975

Making jenkem i see

>>34427975
pls dolan no

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>>34427975
we all know that feel sir

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>>34429318
>I don't do anything abnormal.

I have some bad news for you

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>>34430115
Jesus christ that is sickening

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>>34430115
This lady's life is pretty shitty

>>34432968
nicce pic saved

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>>34427975
Just when you thought you had seen it all...

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>>34427975
>>34428008
Absolutely beautiful. The sight of normie filth realising they don't belong here. I hope the rest of your kind comes to a similar realisation.

GET THE FUCK OUT

>>34427975
please do an AMA

>>34428812
Do you call yourself sonic..?

>>34430115
being this delusional/how the fuck is she not dead from living in this situation?

Lol poop sock

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>>34428235
>Mom has a friend over today so I'm shitting in a jug, get over it normies.

<3

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>>34427662
not even close to as bad as this one here

This thread makes me feel like I'm in Little India.

>>34433711
&T?

original recipe