Suicide is painless my friends, just take that knife and thrust

>>34430064
>being this much of a failed weeb
Get real and Find a better method m8

>>34430064
If it's so easy then why are you still posting on 4chan?

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>>34430212
Can't hear you over the sound of loading bullets into my magazine.

>>34430233
am killing myself on my birthday, which will be the only time I can buy alcohol in bulk and then kill la kill myself.

>>34430064
Anon, please don't kill yourself!
It could be dangerous for your health!

>>34430253
Im waiting until i have the money for a motorcycle. If riding motorcycles doesnt make me not wanting to kill myself ill kill myself with my bike. I already found a nice spot where you can go really hard and it ends in a sharp turn and a concrete wall.

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>>34430399
ah Yes I've talked to you before, I was sure you were gone already.
just take the plunge, waiting for a motorcycle isn't the way.

you got the means already.

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>>34430427
Cant you murder-suicide me?

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>>34430466
Noooope, am gonna have a party and you're not invited.

but for reals check out /suicide/ on 4x2 ch. net (do the math, as in four times two equals

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>>34430514
>4x2 ch. net (do the math, as in four times two equals
Yeah im not stupid anon I know what you mean.

>>34430064
>suicide is painless
>just do this insanely painful thing

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>>34430538
yeah but I sure as hell am.

>>34430545
better than the pains of living.

>>34430064
>Worst sister kills herself
Thank god.

was is comic name please

>>34430587
>traumatizes best sister

Blease stob

>>34430561
Living is a nice thing anon you're just a faggot.

>>34430561
>>34430514
>>34430427
>>34430253
>>34430064
What fucking autistic freak made this shit

seriously, I wanna know. Sauce

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>>34430604
some random comic based on loud house

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>>34430662
Feel Despair, climb down the pit of self hatred and submerge yourself in the miasma that we know is life.

a cruel joke with the same punchline for everyone.

>>34430697
try reverse image searching it.

holy fug that's the worst way to kill yourself

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>>34430773
It's a suitable end, many men died like this during the Bronze era.

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>>34430768
>you need to ruin your psyche to understand life
Top Kek, you people always make me laugh, life is a complex system of chemical reactions, there's no joke, no punchline, just science, living can feel both bad and good, why you'd choose to embrace negative emotions is beyond me.

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>>34430968
>life is just chemicals and reactions bruv

hmm hmm, yes I see.
with such a conclusion that just makes me want to KILL myself even more you atheist.

checkmate.

>>34431060
>acknowledging the fact that all of life good and bad is a onetime thing then my consciousness just poofs out of existence makes me want to make it do so faster
Why?

>>34430064
>knife
Just buy a fucking gun.

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>>34431155
There is no god, Then there is no afterlife.
no hell, no heaven.
life is then just meaningless and dragging it on will be a choir.

the obvious conclusion is a massive nihilist fueled suicide for all of us.

come anon, hold my hand.
let us climb down together towards the rapture of our lives.

>>34431258
completely and utterly edgy desu
read a bunch of Marcus Aurelius and smell lots of flowers, it will make you feel better!

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>>34431281
you don't understand.
you DON'T UNDERSTAND

are you not named boomerang, pretend you are the boomerang okay?
good
your creator (life) throws the you (the boomerang) and in those moments you are alive, but you will come back, the journey will end.
but instead of life taking you back into his arms he is not there, he does not take you back, you die without him.
without god (the creator) welcoming back into heaven, or banishing you to hell.

what
is
the
point.

it fills me with dread.

>>34431258
To be honest anon, I'd rather stay alive as long as physically possible, it's shit not to have a gf or a social life, but there's so many other things to enjoy.

>>34431281

>Smell a bunch of flowers

I have hayfever.

>>34431388
Who cares? Just enjoy what little time you have. If there's no point to life, there's no point to wasting it.

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>>34431388
You miss the beauty of freedom entirely, anon! Surely, the thrower may walk away and abandon the boomerang. But when you soar down, for those final moments, you are truly free. You aren't playing by anyone else's rules. Your arc ends on YOUR OWN terms, and not the terms of the metaphorical thrower. That's what life is about. That's freedom!

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>>34431442
LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING WITHOUT GOD's GRACE.
freedom doesn't compare to even a fraction of a fraction of a FRACTION to the warmth that is the heavenly father.
to just be animals, it's disgusting.

>>34431388
can you explain this to me with food analogies?

>>34431492
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.

t. Marcus Aurelius, a much smarter dude than either of us

>>34431442

Oh, freedom called. It asked when you were going to get around to paying those bills you've been letting build up. Also can you maybe not sleep for a while and work a 2nd job so you can support yourself?

Still haven't found anyone yet? Should probably just stop being you for a moment, look about getting yourself some new looks, maybe a more interest personality.

Wait, I just got an update from them. Yeah turns out you've got a pretty bad illness welling up inside of you, but I mean money is the important thing here so can't do much about that haha unless you have a spare few thousand to get yourself checked out/sorted.

>>34431570
Money is important. There are some parts of this world that we cannot change, anon. But it's about having inner freedom that counts. Perhaps, to support yourself, you must work long hours for minimum pay. But once you close the door behind yourself and you are home and alone, you're free. Sing, dance, enjoy entertainment, create. Those things make us human. Sometimes, people suffer a lot. But it makes the in-betweens all the sweeter. Adversity is your ally, anon! Realize this!

>>34431609

Sorry, I cant hear you because I'm too busy getting the sleep I so desperately need before I haul off to work and barely earn enough to get by. Heres hoping nothing goes wrong with the car, cant afford to have a day off after all, let alone to get it repaired.

>>34431695
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE ANON

>>34430064
a well-planned suicide is the safest way of dying without pain