>That time you fucked someone way way out of your league

I'll go first

>be 26 and aside from a few prostitutes, still pretty much a virgin
>live with parents and browse 4chan a lot
>go on fetlife just to see what's up
>random person messages me, pretty much an empty profile
>start talking a lot in the next few months
>eventually share pics and realize I'll lose 'her' when she sees me
>likes my pic and sends me hers
>she's an absolute 9/10
>brunette, small tits, 'fuck me'-face, thin and the best ass imaginable
>pic related in OP
>eventually decide to meet up and act out on our fetishes, but mostly hers:
>have sex rougher than I've ever even seen online
>fuck her hard while slapping her in the face, choking her until she goes blue and spanking her until my hands hurt
>cannot emphasize how hard I slapped her
>afterwards watched a movie together about some dude who could go in a closet and relive memories
>go for round two and repeat

After that we never met again, but did talk for a while. I'm sure she picked up on my inexperience, but holy shit, I fucked like a porn star that evening. It was amazing.

>tfw I still occassionaly fap to her, our experience and all her vids and pics I saved
>(tfw I have a fiancee now...)

>>34436095
>After that we never met again, but did talk for a while. I'm sure she picked up on my inexperience, but holy shit, I fucked like a porn star that evening. It was amazing.

Makes no sense. Fake story.

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>>34436186
how so?

asdcads

>>34436069
>be 16
>she be 18
>same drama class in school
>Teacher force us to work a romantic play for 6 months, only me and her
>She actually fell in love with me
>Spring time, life is good
>We hang out at her place, running in the woods together, chillin at her house when her parents were gone
>Oops, to late for me to go home, no more busses
>Sleep over
>Get jumper by her
>I can die happily now

>>34436269
oh btw, she was like the most popular and handsome girl in school
Playing soccer at 1337 lvl
Those ties man, could snap a man in half
<3 muscles

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She was an insanely qt leftie I met at a party who asked if she could kiss me out of the blue. She had a tiny ass that was compact from years of cycling every day and even called me cute while we were fucking because I whimpered a bit. For reference I am 6 foot, strong, fairly masculine but have always wanted to be called cute. She even brought me lunch when we met the next day.

Unfortunately my niece had given me nits without me knowing so she caught them off me and I felt like a fucking animal. I also have bad skin if I shave and don't properly manage it with cream afterwards so she thought I had a cold sore (I told her it wasn't) so that later she was convinced I gave her herpes. Having given her nits made it seem more likely that I would be a disease carrying monkey.

I fucking hate myself.

>>34436186
>After that we never met again, but did talk for a while. I'm sure she picked up on my inexperience, but holy shit, I fucked like a porn star that evening. It was amazing.

So you're saying you fucked her like a porn star, but she could also tell just how terrible you were because of your inexperience and never wanted your shrimp dick again? But you fucked her like a porn star? Make it a little more believable next time

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>>34436322
fair enough

I manhandled her, I pounded her as hard with deep long strokes and did everything right in that sense, but sometimes when she would fuck back, the rhythm wasn't right anymore. When switching between positions I recall fumbling. The little things in between, really. I know better now, but at that point, I'm pretty sure she noticed as well. I think.

So... fucked like a porn star, but fumbled in between.

>>34436069
WHAT BOARD ARE WE ON

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not much to say

>>34436483
Welcome to /r9k/ post 2014.

>>34436483

/r9k/

daily reminder that /r9k/ doesn't have a topic and literally anyone can post here

>>34436506
that says enough

>be 17
>5'7 120lbs skeleton but have nice hair and face
>into femdom
>book a 25-yo escort, she's 6'0
>we meet up
>holy fuck she's hot
>she's really nice and reassuring, she fucks me on top and we cuddle for a bit
>once we finish she gets dressed and we hug and kiss goodbye, she told me I was amazing, still gets me going to this day

I love being an inferior little shit god damn