>be me
>visiting relatives house
>relative has a pet cat
>cat comes over and I pet it
>cat starts licking my hand
>instantly become rock hard
>this cat likes me
>only time anything has ever felt affectionate toward me
anyone else have a similar experience
>>34438807
even robots arent zoophiliac, get out you furry loving creep
>>34438841
i didnt fuck the cat, i only pet it a bit
>>34438858
but you wanted to fuck it. dont deny it anon. acceptance of the facts is the first step for change
>>34438807
I've had that happen before. It's just a byproduct of being starved for human contact.
Cat tongue licking weiner wouldn't be pleasant
I once had a small female kitty licking and biting all over my face. I was adamantium.
>>34438807
The exact same thing happened to me recently, actually. Even the boner part.