>Okay class, everyone find a partner!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>there's an odd number of people in the classroom
>you're the odd one out

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>>34438795
>"Now everybody line up for penis inspection!"

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>make groups of 2
>all the girls makes 3 and the rest randomly make 2
>teacher just makes a wtf face and allows it even though lab is supposed to only have 2

3 people is cheating, they get to finish shit quicker

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>>34438832
>there's an odd number of people in the classroom
>you're pared with the teacher

>>34438838
>tfw failed penis inspection so I had to care for the chimps

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>sitting alone at desk with assignment while everyone else is huddled around somewhere else

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>teacher pairs random people up for a group project
>have no say in who to work with, teacher doesn't want friends to get with each other and just chat
>some edgy, fat literal fedora is in my group
>refuses to do any work at all
>barely even shows up for class 1/2 the time
>we're all penalized if even one guy doesn't do his share of the work
>report this to the teacher
>"It's your group, anon. You have to deal with it!"

You're the one who paired me up with this loser, you dumb fucking roastie bitch

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>>34438859
>Have to do ballroom dancing in middle school.
>Odd people in the classroom
>I end up with the teacher.

>you had to have a partner for assembly
>was always the one on my own at the back
>everyone else had a partner
>assembly is every week and everyone sees me with no partner

>>34438930
So basically you're bitching about a robot and you're a fucking normalfag?

>That was unironically almost always me.....

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>first day of class
>know this class will require semester long groups
>don't have any friends in the class, so just sit at one of the tables up front and wait for people to come to me
>two guys come over saying "hey man can we sit here"
>obviously I say yes
>mfw they turn out to be great partners

Do teachers legitimately not realize how damaging this is when it happens to robots? Or do they do it deliberately to traumatize us?

>>34439029
Just because I work to get good grades doesn't mean I'm a normalfag, you fucking dipshit

>>34439070
Fuck off and stop disparaging fellow robots. Fuck you FAGGOT

>>34439094
You're one dumb motherfucker, aren't you

>>34439109
Shut the fuck up you annoying faggot

oreganlio

>>34439029
kill yourself if you're actually that guy who never comes to class and never contributes to the group

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>>34439142
Not that guy but you should seriously shut the fuck up.

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>"Now I want you to get together into groups of 4"
>"I hope I counted right :)"

>>34438882
why is this so fucking funny? my sides

972tn g ges

We used to have to do this for square dancing in gym class which encompassed an entire half a semester of practice and then we had to do it for the entire school.

>>34439058
so that you learn to work in a team

>Okay class get into groups
>Chads and or stacies pick me because they know I'd do all the work

Must suck to have been dumb

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>>34439328
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WE HAD TO DO THE SAME FUCKING BULLSHIITTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE FUCKING SOCCERMOM GYM TEACHER MADE US DO THIS GARBAGE DANCE CONTEST SHIT AAAHHHHHHHHH IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING STUPID

JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS MAKES ME RAAGEE SO HARDDD RROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>the team with the down syndrome kid was always voted the winner

>>34439361
So basically you're just a push over who got cucked into doing all the popular kids work?

>>34439400
I'd rather have it done right. You're the cuck who didn't have anything at all to offer so everybody avoided you like the plague

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>pair with a girl
>she rolls her eyes
>her friends snicker
>"ughh do I have to work with anon??"
fuck you too bitch, I would rather work alone. now shut your cum receptacle and do your share of work you little cunt, or we'll get a fucking 0.

>>34439339
The teacher could easily assign groups for everyone. I'm talking about when the teacher allows the kids to pick their own teams, leaving the robot kids alone and isolated from everyone else and humiliating them when they're forced to work with the teacher.

>>34439430
>You're the cuck who didn't have anything at all to offer so everybody avoided you like the plague

Damn, that's some serious projection. Sounds like you know that this was you if you didn't do all their work. Sad

>>34438687
>lunch during welcome week at uni
>table full, sit alone
>someone finishes, senior "guidance people" tell me to sit with them
>to beta to say no, awkwardly sit there
>didnt say a word, cant remember if they were talking amongst themselves or not
>iirc i left the table after every had already left the restaurant

Its always worse robots, being alone in hs/elementary groups is just the start (although i did ok iirc)

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>>34438832
>there's an even number of people in the classroom
>you're the odd one out

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>tfw the teacher actually lets you work alone

>teacher says you can work on this project solo
>everyone else forms groups
>day of presentation
>they realize you worked alone
>look at you like something is severely wrong with you
predestined to lose

>>34439397
Yeah we had one too, she was like a teenager in grade school. She was not on this planet at any point in time.

>one year we were in assembly and the choir group was singing
>everyone is clapping and singing along except me and like 5 or 6 other dudes hanging on left side of the gym
>special kate starts dancing and bellowing forth some gibberish as she flopped her huge tits out from under her sweatshirt (no bra)
>her handler freaks and rips her shirt back down
>special Kate goes into a full blown tard tantrum and starts flailing and sobbing
>she is escorted out with 3 teachers restraining her

She was like a triple D cup size with a thick but decent body, but she was completely autistic and like 16 while everyone else was 10-11 year olds. Damn she had some nice titties. I think she had some form of palsy from how she walked.

>>34439200
>lets do 3 groups of 3 and one group of 4!
I was always in the group of 4

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>have to present to class
>graded on eye contact
this is impossible if you're autistic

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>>34438687
>paired with a group
>they already know I'm a brainlet so they do my share of work for me

Who's really in control?

>>34439864
>Who's really in control?

Me

>professor tells you to work in groups of 2
>wait around until theres no one left
>get assigned a partner
>partner just wants to go back to her friends
>feel like a shit cunt and a babby for still dealing with this

I THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS DIFFERENT FUCK THIS

>>34439473
It's always the girls that do the group of three.

>>34439058
They hear stacy groan every time they assign groups, and they want to be the cool teacher. You don't count as a person cause you're the weird kid.

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>alright class it's the first day so lets do introduction
>say your name, hobbies and what you want to be in the future

>>34441438
Hey yo FUCK the "let's get to know you" shit god I hated that

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One time my teacher said this and i mouthed "fuck" to myself and some girl from across the room saw me, she started laughing.

>>34438795
I remember doing a speech on that in junior year, the topic I chose was 'introverts are treated poorly in a classroom setting'. After everyone pretty much laughed at me, felt bad desu.

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I just have an emotionless demeanor when I go about my classes, maybe I could show some emotions to individuals, but generally I am just not showing any feeling when I'm in class.

>>34438687

>take seat away from all the normies
>EVERYONE PARTNER UP
>oh fuck shit come on man dang fuck
>get paired with quiet nerdy pajeet

everitiem. even the times when shit was absolutely "randomized" and there were hundreds of people in the list, i ended up with him once or twice. almost failed because of him too. fuck you khandaker. fuck you.

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I got a story for Junior Year

>tfw diagnosed mild aspie
>not fullpotato or even close, just really smart and antisocial
>fucking HATED social, outgoing people.
>get paired with a group of chads and staceys, my rep as an intelligent aspie outshown my hatred for normalfags
>the rest of the 'group members' decide to let me do all the work
>kek, wrong move faggots
>subtly ask the teacher if I can do the project alone after class
>shit I have to do the work of 4 people but whatever
>mfw I got a 100% on the project and the group I was working in got 0's for not turning anything in
>mfw I made four people retake a class because I'm autistic.

>tfw your two friends partner with each other

>tfw your buddy you were sure would partner with you says "oh man sorry but (other guy) already asked me man"

>>34443485
You make me proud anon

Bh

>In class on Wednesday
>professor says to work with the person next to you
>neither of us even looks at each other, just silently agree to work solo
I love sitting next to other loners.

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>in art class
>want an easy credit
>"ok class we need to find partners for this project"
>even number of students
>one tard
>fuckme.exe
>"thanks for being patient with him, anon"

had to make art with sloth from the goonies a dozen fucking times

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>ball room dancing
>boys pick girls
>rule is you can't turn down someone that asks you, but there were always more girls than boys so most girls were fine just to get to dance
>me and my mate both eyeing up the qt, dimple faced proto-stacey
>teacher tells us to go, me and him both rush to her and ask her to go with us
>we both get to her at the same time
>she starts shaking her head saying no, practically crying
>teacher says she has to pick one of us
>she picks me

>>34441438
>my name... is anon
>i hate a lot of things, and i don't particularly like anything
>what i have is not a dream, because i will make it a reality. i'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone

>>34438687
>"everyone get into groups"
>"anon you can work by yourself"
>tfw you have a reputation as that weird autistic kid.

>>34444129
>when you're so autistic you become an emo faggot who low key get's raped by a pedophile and wants to suck off his brother.

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>>34444129
You gotta say it with the face

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>my high school had us study drama class
>always had to pair up to do acting tasks
>in class one day
>my usual 3 friends who were all creepy losers like me are off sick at the same time
>later found out they went to a theme park without me and took pictures of me on the rollercoasters then tried to trick me into thinkingn I went by showing me pictures from the rides (not a joke they wanted me to cry an be upset)
>'OK class please split into groups of 4'
>Literally NO IDEA what the fuck to do
>notice that a group of girls has 3 members
>nervously ask to join
>'err... OK but you have to do most of the work'
>agree
>task we are assigned to do is creating a death scene
>I get told I am the person who has to die
>I was a creepy loser and obsessed with death
>walked into the corner
>wrote a handwritten, 6 page long script for the girls to read
>included long monologues about rigor mortis, and how much each of them would enjoy sexually abusing my corpse
>thought it would be funny and hot
>supposed to end with them all kissing my corpse at once
>hand them the script
>they get disgusted and show the teacher
>teacher makes me read it in front of class
>parents got called in
>tfw I became even more hated

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>7th grade
>have to partner up for science projects
>wind up doing assignment with special ed assistant
>get exposed to the entire class as the autist I am

>That weird but hot girl who tried to engage in foot fetish shit with u in PE

wewlad

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>>34443388
I feel you anon. When I go to any work or social setting I become a soulless husk, but when I get home to my family, I become a jolly, interesting, confident individual. I'm just guessing I view my home as a safe haven.

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>Go to nursing school
>First day
>Have to go to psychology class
>Open classroom door
>Heart is pumping
>Peep out a hello
>No one heard that
>Think back to what my dad said about talking and being assertive
>Look around
>Scream HELLO
>Everybody looks at me
>Oh no
>Oh fug
>I leave and shut the door
Long story short, I'm not going to Nursing School anymore.

>>34438687
Uh I have to go to the bathroom.

>>34438687
I hated this shit because I always did everyone's work because it was faster. Might as well not group up at all.

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>>34441438
> hi I'm anon! I like to write creepy stories about a clown that stalks me and does clown stuff to me.
> girls find me intriguing and follow me around the middle school blacktop.
> just want to be left alone to play tether ball.

>>34444096
Lmao! The look on her face must have been glorious!!

>>34444439
>later found out they went to a theme park without me and took pictures of me on the rollercoasters then tried to trick me into thinkingn I went by showing me pictures from the rides (not a joke they wanted me to cry an be upset)
jesus christ anon what the fuck

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>>34438687
WHY DID YOU DO THIS OP ALL THE MEMORY OF MY SCHOOL TIME COMES BACK AND IT HURT FUCK YOU

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>>34439430
nice one anon. that burn keeps me warm on this cold winter morn cause i know your feel

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>>34444129
that was unnexpected, very nice

>go up to do presentation
>start shaking and have panic attack
>class and teacher pity you
high school was bullshit

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>teacher recognises your autism and lets you work alone

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>>34450394
Best feeling you can have, I'm not even mad that people in class are giving me looks because I'm alone in my corner of the room, because it fucking rocks man! I don't have to deal with work division, meetings, and fucking editing, because it's all me! Normie plebs can't even understand how good that feels.

>>34443994
>Taking in-person classes
>Not going all online and just spamming Quizlet

Fucking Freshmen

>>34444439
I refuse to believe this story. What the fuck?

>Teacher decides to pair people up for assignment.
>"Anon you can work with Stacy"
>Stacy gives off a loud audible sigh and everyone in the class laughs

I never want to experience those bad feelings again. Thank fuck I graduated high school 7 years ago.

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>alright, we're moving on to human anatomy
>pair up, we're starting with an activity!
>anon, you don't have a partner? ok, class, anon will be modeling for us!
>Strip down, anon. Hurry up, anon, what are you waiting for?
>Ok, class, what do you see? Stacy, stop laughing, some people are just late bloomers!
I hated that day

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>English class
>We're put into pairs and have to analyse a chapter of a book, and then present our analysis to the rest of the class a week later
>Get paired with Stacy
>Gets me to do all the work, by the next week my copy of the chapter is full of annotations while hers is empty
>The night before manage to convince Mummy that I'm ill
>Lets me take the day off
>I wasn't actually ill
>Stacy had to present her nothing to the whole class

>Bio class
>Learning about the rate of STD transmission
>Professor asks people to do the experiment with at least 10 people
>Do the experiment with 9
>Can't find someone to do the 10th iteration of it
>Prof. asks if I have a partner
>"No."
>Prof.: "Will anyone have pity sex with anon?"

Existence is a cruel joke.

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>>34444439
Kek'd hard. Please be true.

>>34439503
Thats a good feel anon. Real good feel.

I'm getting my teaching certificate soon. Is there anything specifically that you wish your teacher did, or didn't do, that you could tell me? I don't want anyone to feel left out.

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>>34439430
>you're the cuck who had nothing to offer
that hit me right in the feels

>>34444439
This is so specific and just believable enough for me to think it's legit

>>34441438
>Senior year Government
>State name, where you were born, where you wanna go to college, hobbies
>Going in alphabetical order
>Last name ends with a W so I'm near the end
>People from all over the country, everyone know what they want to do and where to go to college
>Confident in thier hobbies
>Always lived in the same place, never even been more than 3 hours away
>No idea what to do after high school or where to go to college
>Autistic hobbies so I just lied and said sports
>Class was silent after I went

Still haunts me to this day

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>>34438687
>odd number of students
>the teacher becomes your partner
If you haven't experienced this you can't be a robot.

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>>34439400
Hey fuck you anon that was me too, not going to project but reflecting back those stacies and chads that picked me ended up being failures after hs feelsgoodman.

I'm a wagecuck at least

>>34452376
I did this exact experience in my bio class and my teacher did this exact joke to someone that was missing someone to do the exchange.

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>>34454506
Feel with it my brother.

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>chemistry class
>everyone gets assigned lab partner
>get paired with a 8/10 stacy
>she's really dumb
>don't know whether to trust her with the actual experiment or righting down the results
>trust her with the experiment
>she get's all the equipment out ready to start
>it's just sprawled across the desk
>my autism kicks in and i start re arranging all her equipment
>says that it's weird and i have OCD
>wtf, i just like a neat lab area it makes everything easier
>she doesn't wear her safety goggles correctly just has them on her head
>tell her to wear them properly
>she doesn't
>end up pulling them down over her eyes for her
>'ewwww, anon touched me!'
>wtf i just want to get the extra 4 marks for safety
>'better me touching you for 2 seconds than me having to wipe up your melted eyeballs from the desk because you were too stupid to wear your fucking goggles correctly'

i got to work alone after that

>>34451931
Wait what the fuck?

Original

>Oh, Anon, you're so smart despite never doing anything that required more than 5 minutes of thought!
Why would teachers act like this? Just because I'm quiet and do the easy "just read ______ for the answer" work doesn't mean I'm smart, what the fuck.

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>>34438856
>groups of 5
>teacher lets there be a group of 4 because they complained about having to be with me

>oh i have to do this with anon? whatever youre smart right?
>... right...

>>34443580
Holy fuck this shit hurts

>>34443485
You autists aren't half bad.
Made me kek, here's a (You).

>>34453405
God that sounds painful to experience. Thankfully I never had to do the "get to know me" stuff that much in school.

>>34451931
Did they see your penis?

>>34439503
>tfw start doing this instead of attempting to find a group
>all the work piles up
>almost fail but I rush the work in the last week and pass with garbage marks and missing assignments

not worth it

>>34455857
>stacies start copying off me since they assume im smart because the few friends I have are smart nerds
>tell them to copy answers from the back of the book and say the teachers wont notice
>teacher notices and starts paying attention
>they all get bad marks in the class

maniacal

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>>34450394
>teacher recognizes your autism and forces you into group of chads to "improve your social skills."

>>34457716
And he thought it'll work? Is he retarded?

>>34441438
which is why I so often skip the first class of every course. feelsbadman.png

>>34455070
>>she's really dumb
>>don't know whether to trust her with the actual experiment or righting down the results
>righting down the results
>righting down
>righting

are you sure she was the dumb one?