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Ok so this bullshit just happened.
>walking around my neighbourhood
>listening to American Football, like I normally do
>see up ahead my neighbour
>she's been my neighbour since I was a little kid, she's about 2 years younger than me, we used to play as little kids then she started ignoring me
>she's walking he dog with a friend (also a girl)
>some random chad was walking in the opposite direction as them
>he stops, gets down on one knee and starts patting the dog
>as I approach I can hear himself introducing himself and talking about how cute the dog is
>fucking chad, fucking chad that's all I can think. This fucking chad is moving in on MY fucking neighbour. My own fucking neighbour isn't safe from fucking chad.
>he says something and they start to laugh
>even the fucking dog seems to be in love with this fucking guy
>I finally reach them, the girls are facing away from me and chad is facing towards me
>chad just sort of looks up then back to the puppy
>my neighbour turns and sees me
>"fuck it" I think. this is my time to shine, no fucking chad moves in on my neighbour
>"Heeeyyy Puppy!" I say and move my hand down to pat it
>it fucking growls at me and jumps backwards
>I freak out because I was expecting the dog to run towards me and jump into my lap or some shit and not be a cunt, so I jump backwards and almost fall over
>I turn back towards the group, my neighbour is holding her dog, the friend is just staring at me as is chad.
>"That dog always was a bit testy" I say to smooth over the situation
>as I say that I walked back towards them
>Chad then starts to fucking talk to me
>"He wasn't testy, you can't just throw your hand at a dog. You need to slowly move your hand in an unthreatening, friendly way. You scared him."
>He then starts talking about dogs and all this behavioural shit like he's a fucking narrator in some fucking documentary
>both of the girls are listening intently to him and nodding
>jesus fucking Christ this fucking guy
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>he kneels down at the dog again whilst explaining something
>he's acting like the fucking dog whisperer on TV. The Mexican guy, Cesar whatever
>"You see it's a primal instinct, and it's our job to take control."
>I copy Chad and kneel down at the dog
>I then mimic what Chad is saying in a Mexican voice
>Laugh at myself, I fucking nailed the Cesar impression
>look up at them
>the girls look horrified
>Chad looks pretty pissed off
>I guess they think i'm racist as just then I noticed that the Chad was brown
>"The Dog whisperer, right?" I say
>I get up and mumble "Cesar...something"
>Walk into my house
Fucking dogs and fucking Chad.
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>>34550069
you'll see him more, anon. be
>ultra
racist. whenever you see him just start chanting, in a mexican accent, "cha cha cha burrito" or something like that
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If the dog was an actual bro this whole situation would have been avoided and you'd b knee deep right now
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>>34550069
>the chad was brown
How i know this is fake
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Whites cant be robots but this thread still made me laugh because a brown guy emasculated a white guy who thinks he can be a robot
Nice.
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>>34550611
even if the dog had been friendly, OP would probably have looked like a creep because he's not a Chad.
I bet he hasn't talked to that girl since they were children and stopped playing together. She probably doesn't even remember him.
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>>34550722
>mfw OP is now "that creepy racist guy that doesn't get along with animals"
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>>34550069
I wonder if you realize that it's you who is the asshole.
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>>34550993
>you wonder if someone on /r9k/ is self aware
rly?
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