Who else ironic gay? >I spend most of my time on gay kik forums

>>34550143
I know a similar set of feels but I actually do like guys. It's simply astounding how different it is talking to a gay dude compared to a woman. The relationship is far more equal, and I'm not forced to put all the effort into a conversation.

If I could get another guy pregnant I'd go full homo and never look back.

>>34550211
Every moment I spendntalking to those men brings me to a weird equilibrium
Not attracted to men but less attracted to women

Same, I wish I was gay because it's so fucking easy to get laid if you are gay and I know relationships would be way better because you could share every hobby with them.

Maybe I just need to turn gay.

I'm just an attention whore. I know lots of gay men with str8boi fetishes, so I just hang around them. They actually appreciate me for my body, personality, etc. Not something I really get from women despite lusting after them.

If I were a chick I'd have shit tons of orbiters. I don't think I've got the heart to use them though.

I'm not attracted to men, but I tend to make friends with lots of gay people.

And before you say it: I know. I'm scum.

>>34550272
Relationships don't quiet work out like gfs and bfs, they are very promiscuous but as friends fuck yeah.

>>34550338
You and me are very much alike.
Do you let them know ur str8 or not?
I do, its kinda cute when they pursue anyway.

>>34550395
Yep. I'm quite up front with them about my heterosexuality.

>I do, its kinda cute when they pursue anyway.
bruh, you aren't lying. Unrequitted love for straight guys is fucking adorable in my opinion. I'm fully aware of how crushing it can be for gay men, but that's not something I care about.

For example, I'm in a club at college, and became fast friends with this slightly chubby gay guy. Nice guy and all. He's clearly into me. One night after the club was done meeting him and I were talking, and he sheepishly looks down, stammers something about me coming over and playing videogames (he's a huge fan of Halo), and then looks at everything but me. It was fucking adorable as shit. I told him maybe sometime later.

too bad I'm going to have to break his gay little heart

>>34550508
Fuck that's the problem, inner me is like just fuck him
Or get fucked.
But I just can't guys do nothing for me, makes me feel
Like Stacy talking to a robot

Even though I'm a robot

>>34550653
You sound desperate, not gay. Okay, maybe a little gay, but desperation overrides all of that

>>34550653
Hmmm. Fair enough. I'd say just give it a go. At the end of the day, a blow job is going to feel good whoever gives it.

>>34550724
Nah I want to just submit to them cause I've been there.
I recently made it my policy to say I'm str8
Because I used to unintentionally string them along and blue ball them
Like 4 Stacie's have done to me

So a part of me always wanted to just keep up the illusion just for them (eh, hope someone gets this).

Anyway gays are based roasties are bad

>>34550758
Really not into it can't even look at trap porn without feeling nothing for it.
Also /pols/ gays and sexual diseases statistics make me afraid .

I just explicitly say I'm straight, most stay anyways and others are persistent, just gotta swat them off

>tfw unironically gay but never installed grindr because i'm afraid of normalfags

>>34550847
Well you do what you wanna do. We're both vile scum and heart breakers.

>>34550931
I've dodge a couple of bullets in my time but I don't doubt for a second that hook up gays swap viruses like no one's business.

>>34550943
Your a lucky boy, gays give the five star treatment of a roastie
Princess without all the awkwardness of becoming a tranny.

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>>34550143
>tfw ironically shave my legs
>tfw ironically dress up in girly clothes
>tfw ironically take cute pics
>tfw ironically tease guys on kik
>tfw ironically play with my ass for them
>tfw ironically make them cum for me

I'm not gay btw

>>34551170
Wanna ironically be my bf and ironically cuddle?

>>34551223
I forgot to mention, no homo

>>34550943
I bet I would be this kind of gay. The kind who is still a virgin because he thinks other gays are degenerate nasties.

and tbf the gay culture is even worse than the straight one because there are barely people holding onto the concept of serious monogamy

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>>34551223
>>34551256
sure, no homo though

STRAIGHT OP LEAVE KIK I HAVE A STRAIGHT GUY WORSHIP FETISH. I want to tell you how much i love your cock, how good your body looks, how much better i'd go down on yoir cock than any nasty woman. Also i like men feet, i'm submissive and into humilation.

>>34551331
You're the exact kinda guy I bait. Tell me more anon. I won't be able to reciprocate your feelings, but I'd love to hear about how much you're clamoring to climb onto a straight guys cock.

>>34551331
Bro I don't send pics
>>34551375
Looks interested tho

>>34551425
Too bad tho

>>34551375
I've been approaching straight men, even though it's risky wehere i live. I always get turned down tho. But men, I'd die to wrap my lips around soft straight cock, andsuck it till it grows fully stiff. I'd like to worship each muscle on a mens body. I'd like to kiss their biceps, and I'd like them lock my head between them. Where do I find straight guy who would let me massage and lick his feet while he watches porn? And then deny me touching myself, and call me a miserable faggot.

>>34551605
Go on craigslist and offer money
Or rp with a bi sexual guy

>>34551605
Damn you sound like you're filled with a lot of self loathing. I am interested in you, and I pity you.

Why straight guys? Why me? Isn't because I'm something you can never have? Is there a forbidden fruit aspect to guys like me?

And further more, why feet? I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider letting gay men massage my feet/buy my dirty socks and underwear.

>>34551794
It's not self loathing. I just the rush and fear. When a men is cold and ignoring me. It's just scary to think that he could beat the shit out of me, but he uses me for his pleasure. And I like giving men pleasure. I enjoy so much listening to straight men when they talk about pussy. And when they're verbal. I wish I had a guy to pay :( few days ago a guy turned me down. My god I just want my mouth used as a fladhlight while I hear girls from porn screeming over my head, and feel his cock getting stiff at the sight of pussy

>>34551794
Also i have a foot fetish. That's why feet. I just want foot shoved deep in my throat, and to suck on a big toe.

>>34551928
That's really fascinating. If you drop an email I might be willing to explain how much I adore tight, wet pussy. I love this kinda stuff

hell, I even have a gf.

>>34551299
i'm not still a virgin, i just have autistic standards and have only fucked one boy
i just want a cute robot bf though, you're right
straights don't even believe in monogamy now

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>>34551170
>almost arrived at the point of doing that
Too bad that there are probably no maid costumes for my height

>>34552622
>not sewing your own
What kind of a maid are you?

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>>34552686
I guess not a very good one