>use tinder for the first time since im an isolated 24yo virgin

>>34550151

>28
>same experience

Someone redpill me on this Tinder thing. I don't think you should worry OP. Average men only match 7% of the time, and you can expect that some of those 1) you weren't clever enough or 2) just matched you to see who would match them. But keep hitting, right?

>>34550151
>every match
>getting matches at all

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>>34550151

you dont fucking talk on tinder, you ask for their number and you set up a date.

if they dont respond, guess what, they never fucking will unless you wanna hang around for the time when shes hungry and wants a free meal.

If a girl is into you, she will make it clear by giving you her number/going on a date otherwise she's just leading you on to become part of her orbit.

Nobody is trying to make friends on tinder.

>>34550151
>If this was suposed to be the last resort for dating
It's not. Tinder is a hook-up app for attractive people who want casual sex.

>>34550903

This. if you're not naturally very masculine and attractive, then Tinder isn't for you since women don't want you for casual sex. If you have a good, high paying job they might take you as a mobile ATM, but you're never going to be the fuck buddy.

>>34550151
I know that feel dude. I even right swipe land whales and don't get matched. The app is monopolized by Chad

>>34550151
>>every match

AT LEAST YOU MATCH
I'VE BEEN ON THIS THING FOR A MONTH AND NEVER MATCHED ANYONE

FUCK

OFF

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>>34550151
I had these same problems. The solution was I perfected an icebreaker that is so perfect it get's ~50% response. It took me 3 months to perfect it. I swiped everyone and practiced on the ugly girls. By gauging their responses I tweaked it more and more and then used in on the more ideal women.

Don't even get any matches
Age 19

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>>34553193
Chad, I'm going to ask you to leave.

>>>/soc/

>>34553193
Were you the anon talking about pizza? Did you ever meet than chemistry girl and fuark

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>>34554147
Yes that's me. She stopped responding. Has not unmatched me though. I got a pick up lines that working. I don't know how to seal the deal now. Like to arrange the date. I have one girl thats promising, but I can't tell if she is serious and I don't want to get stood up or find out her pics are old and she is a ham planet.

Charging phone. Will screen shot my latest conversations and upload.

What was the pizza thing?

>>34550151
Same here so far anon
I'm starting to think it's all just a meme...

should i make a tinder account and put pictures of ian smith instead of me
would that be devilish enough

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>tfw wanted to download and use Tinder
>phone can't receive SMS codes so can't get past verification
>take this as a sign from god and delete the app

And thus, everything remains the same.

>>34554492
Fuck you stealing my stuff bro. She unmatched I just checked.

>>34554504
I...I... thought we had something special

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The trick is that all of the girls are either just as desperate as you or are just window shopping, so go nuts and don't be that boring "hi :)" guy when you do actually get a match.

I personally have fucked a few fatties and a few low self-esteem qt3.14, the last one was a tidy little muslim girl who had never even kissed anyone, i just offered to get a hotel we could "cuddle" and "relax" in and the second we got in the door I fucked her.

Pic related, 120 matches in a few months. I'm also 22,not too old I guess.

I'M TOO SCARED TO USE TINDER
HELP ME

>>34554579
delete your post bro and let's trade contact info

>>34554586
>That's a weird question

I'm almost afraid to find out but what did you ask her?

>>34554616
What's there to be scared about?

>>34554642
rejection I guess

I wouldn't even know where to begin if I got a match. I suck at conversation.

>>34554669
>rejection I guess
Who cares? You'll never see them again. Their opinion of you is irrelevant unless it's "I wanna fuck you".

>>34554698
Okay, that makes me feel a bit less scared.
But I sometimes wonder if I got absolutely no matches; how would I feel? Like shit, probably.

>>34554627
Nothing strange, just if she still had time for dating even though she has a child, maybe it was my wording since I called it a "small human" instead.

>>34554669
You will literally be ignored by 100% of girls if you don't try.
Even if you talk to one girl and never speak again you'll still be able to have that experience for the next one.

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>>34554745
thanks area code is 323

this was where the convo left off with andrea

>all these android plebs

kys faggots

>>34554739
"if"
Cross that bridge when you come to it. Any action is better than inaction. You can't ever learn and gain life experience without fucking up, making mistakes or being let down. Don't run from emotional pain or fear, it's part of being human.

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>>34554832
Your post made me feel, anon. I know you're absolutely right, but when you've lived your whole life that way it's hard to change.

>>34554797
Damn she sounded interested

>>34554872
Sooner you start the sooner change is possible. Don't allow yourself to sit another week, month, year in unsatisfying emotional squalor out of fear. You'll only remember your experiences of one lifetime, so you may as well make it more memorable than posting on /r9k/ every day.

>>34554797
>tfw in la too
>tfw too autistic and average to talk to girls even online

what do chad?

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>see a 5/10 girl on badoo (dating app)
>am 6/10 on a good day
>send her a message telling her she looks cute

>she tells me that I'm rude

So I pretty much have to look like Chad to use a dating app or what?

>>34554960
I don't know I have the same problem....

Been trolling women on tinder for about a month, but out of the trolling a few slip through. No dates though.

>>34550151
tinder for my area is pretty shit. just a bunch of fat bitches with 2 pounds of makeup on.

Someone just superliked me.
Out of me league, probably a spam bot.
Then again she's not the average Tinderella meme Normie that spam bots often use.
Probably some guy catfishing

>>34554978

Yes, the 80/20 thing isn't just a meme

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>>34555151
I just wish these steroids could get me swoler quicker so I can violently fuck all these women then make them cry and send their nudes to their boyfriends

I fucking hate women fuck

>>34555196
>so I can violently fuck all these women then make them cry
I wonder why you're alone

>>34555260
All Tinder girls want you to beat the shit out of them while you fuck them m8.

>>34555260
Non-sequitur.

If women could sense those "vibes" from men like your feminism memes say, then there would be no such thing as domestic violence.

Chad fucks all the women he wants and makes them cry: THEY COME CRAWLING BACK

Chad doesn't care about a woman's feelings, and you'd do well to learn how to be a little more like that. I know I am.

fucking nu-male beta cuckold

>>34555301
>>34555303
So how's it going with your women? :^)

>>34555321
Non sequitur.

You cant refute our factual posts so you default to snark and passive-aggressive attitude. Typical woman

Did my posts remind you of your Chad-fucking days, roastlet?

>tell a girl "You're pretty cute"
>she says "Ypu are rude" in reply

>I'm just supposed to smile and apologize and let her proverbially throw shit in my face as a reply to a compliment

>If I dare to react to this in any other manner, "WOW NO WONDER YOU'RE ALONE"

>meanwhile, Chad makes women lick his asshole and makes them starve for 2 days before he fucks them in the butt
>and he's the "good guy" that women all want
wow
really makes me think

>>34554955
damn, dude, you're right
I'll try but I hope I have the strength to stick with it

>>34555403
>fucks them in the butt
vastly overrated meme

>>34554669
I got my first date on Tinder a couple weeks back. Date was nice, but she rejected me afterwards, giving me the ol' "we can be friends" treatment.

Let me just say: Rejection is GREAT. I mean, I had trouble sleeping that night and then slept like twelve hours the next day and didn't eat at all and the whole next week I thought about how great it would be to kill myself nonstop, but it felt sooooooooooo good to have these thoughts and feel those ways. It feels human.

I'd highly suggest it.

>>34555441
Sam Hyde made Marky starve herself before he fucked her up the butt

He gets away with stuff like that because he got swole and became Chad.

Fucking FOOTBALL PLAYER CHADS who commit CAPITAL MURDER get out on bond because they're Chads
>>34553093

>>34555321
Pump-and-dump.
I don't care about them.
I could ask you the same question though, how about your women?

>>34555484
Have you actually tried anal sex?
It's not that great, especially if your penis is of above-average girth. Too tight for comfort.

>>34555412
All the masculine energy of the universe is behind you, in every action you take. It is an unchangeable eternal aspect of you. You are half of the two primal energies of life, you are force/control/power/energy/strength. Of course you have it inside you, just don't squander it.

>>34554586
laura looks cute

>>34555540
>brah trust me you don't wanna know what you're missing out on
Ok Chad, keep on humblebragging.

The fact that women let you get away with this shit while calling me "rude" for saying "You're pretty cute" is precisely why I'm making these posts and have this attitude about women.

If women want to behave this way then I'd rather sodomize them and make them cry than treat them like people

>>34555590
There's nothing to brag about really.
Anal sex is a meme. Vagina feels 10x better.

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>>34555561
I matched her like a year ago when I first had tinder, I can't remember how things went, but her bio really put me off of messaging her.

>>34555608
Chyeah brah alright haha natch sick dude ill remember that one when I'm fucking your sister

Before I put her naked outside in the fucking dog kennel and spray her with the hose

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>>34555635
Bonus ass.

>>34550151
you probably just talk to them like shit or you look ugly, post face negroo

>>34555468
holy shit had the same thing happen to me lol, she gave me her number, texted non stop, went on date, got her back to my place and couldnt make a move. ive been pissed at myself ever since

>>34554586
boosts work well for ya?

>>34555715
I pay monthly to have infinite swipes so I get a weekly one for free. It really does make a difference because it's a numbers game, every extra girl helps.
Just match at a rate of 1/100 and you pick the best out of those to talk to, lower your standards and talk to the other matches when you'43 down on your luck.

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>>34555468
Post a greentext of the date pls anon

>>34555778
you live by a large city? after a few weeks i always run out of girls

>>34555549
thanks, anon
that was inspiring

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>match
>send message
>unmatched

every single time

>>34555940
I live in Glasgow, Scotland. The population is about 600,000 here.
I didn't realise running out of girls was a problem, there always seems to be more.

>>34555957
I hope you find what you're looking for in life. If you seek, you will find. If you're not sure what you're seeking, make a list of the first 10 things that come to your head, and break the "how I'm going to do x" down individually.

>>34555844
Not really exciting, but okay.
>meet up at coffee shop
>she's actually attractive and not fat
>greets me with a hug
>she's got good taste in video games and talks about how she likes to play them in her underwear
>several moments of quiet where our eyes meet and stay there for a few seconds
>think date isn't going well, but we talk for two hours and she agrees to go get a drink with me
>same continues at bar for another hour or two
>eventually she says she has to go
>walk her a bit down the street
>she's about to go but I ask her for a hug and get one before she goes
>ask her for number
>she says she'll text it to me

And that's when I knew that was that. Sure enough, next morning I get, "I didn't see anything romantic but we can be friends."

Looking back at the date, I realize that I didn't have anything interesting to say. She's a 25-year-old college graduate who's traveled to other countries and has had two long-term relationships in her life. I'm a 27-year-old college dropout who's never left the country and has never been in a relationship, plus I don't really have any hobbies.

It was obvious that we had a friendly conversation and that was that.

>>34556055
that's a good idea, I'll do that

>>34556051
>I didn't realise running out of girls was a problem, there always seems to be more.
Depends on your age
It gets thin above 25

>>34550151
I'm 6/10 and tinder works okay for me.

I've met 9 girls off of it, one of which was a virgin

3/10 here

Tinder got me laid with a non-fattie
Was worth it

I have a pretty promising convo with a mad QT.. but I can't stop thinking that the person behind the account is actually a master troll. thoughts?

>>34557303
it's actually a big hairy dude
or maybe your coworker who's out with other coworkers and they're laughing their asses off

>>34555468
This is the kind of stuff I think about. I haven't felt human for years because of lack of dating. (I think that's the reason?)

>>34554586
>>34556051

hahaha, I recognize Iona. She's... interesting to say the least.

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Reminder that they share screenshots of your conversation on their Facebooks and their Normie friends mock you