What was your nickname in school?

oggy

>>34550085
bubbly fatty boom boom

>>34550085
fatty fatty no daddy

nose

I have no idea why

>>34550085
Some of the older kids used to call me chief.

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>>34550085
Banana

I was 6'2 and I used to wear a yellow jacket

>that kid who gave himself a nickname

>>34550085
Kuffar.
yes im from sweden

>>34550085
Virgin

7 years later and they still call me that

>>34550085
gorilla because i had retard strength

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>>34550085
Apparently some people called me "Stoned Spongebob" when I was a freshman. Never found out why and was especially confused because up to that point I had never even smoked weed

>first day of high school
>first period
>teacher checking attendance
>says to speak up if you would like your name pronounced a different way or anything
>gets to me
>"call me jeff"
>don't know why i did it
>never knew a jeff
>do this for my other classes
>get marked absent sometimes because i never fucking respond to "jeff"
closest to a "nickname" I've got

>>34550085
Smoker

It was because I used to smoke half of a cigarette and keep it in my jacket for later, kids would always smell it and make fun of me. Everyone liked me but still ridiculed me for smoking.

>>34550085

Catpiss - my cat pissed on my clothes on my first day of school in 7th grade and I went to school smelling like piss. The stench was so bad and bullying so vicious that I left school early and was known as catpiss for years.

Fuzzy - Whenever I got a haircut, my hair would be spiky and people liked running their hands over it because it felt good.

As you can see, I'm a virgin loser to this day.

little lewis

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skinny bones

unironically

I didn't have a nickname in high school but my grade 3 teacher called me "Big Guy"

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>>34550381
Because you were a larger kid or is it one of those things where he calls all the kids "big guy?" It was sort of a common term regardless of size

gay boy

>>34550412
I actually don't know why I was a fucking skelly at the time maybe she was just being Ironic

>>34550085
DJ *insert my name* or scarface

midget
;-;

Some close friends used to call me "beef" cause my big sis called me that sometimes. I never actually knew why she or they called me like that but luckily it died down by the time I entered high school.

>>34550154
Rasmus?

>>34550085
Astro Bob. I'm not named Bob at all but even though I'm white I grow a big old afro until it looks like a helmet.

>>34550085
Jew. Because I have a big nose.

I'm not even jewish.

Sasquatch, because I was hairy and always spent time alone

>>34550085
they would ironically call me sex machine

>Fluffy.
I went to a small school & never spoke up. I was a scrawny lil fgt, but seemed extremely approachable due to how shy I am...

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Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist, it was my favorite anime series and I was a short manlet. All the weeb girls thought I was cute though and compared me to him. I had a friend we called Alphonse, he was like a 6'5 giant who I hung out with.

Man, I miss High School.

My friends would literally call me Chad, despite my real name not sounding anything like Chad. They would usually say something along the lines of "Anon you look like your name should be Chad".

Its worth mentioning this was before /r9k/ even existed. Also i'm from England where the name Chad is hardly ever used so i don't know what they were getting at.

>>34550729
i fucking hate normies like you. i literally want to beat the shit out of you

>>34550729
"Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist" might be the longest nickname

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Bird

It was ok

Cheese dick. Because kids saw that I had foreskin in gym class

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>wank stain
It was apple juice goddammit

>>34550085
shitface paul

chuckles, because on like the 4th day, i was laughing like some retard about some shit i remembered, and the teacher called me out on it.

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>>34550085
Jellyfish and then sloth

much later on when I grew my hair out super long it was Jesus

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>>34550085
None, I didn't talk to anyone. Normas get out.

>>34550085
cryin ryan
god i wish it were at least original

>faggot
>gayboy
>chimp
>ugly cunt
>monkey
>jew nose
>stutter-boy
>big ears

Yeah, you get the idea. I still get called all of those things now.

It never ends.

I'm gonna go kill myself now.

>>34550085
I was called "the nazi" in junior high school because I proposed euthanizing the retard in Flowers for Algernon.

thombus cuz my name was thomas

First week of school my teacher called me Pip on accident. Everyone thought it fit better than my real name and I didn't give a fuck so I rolled with it.

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hunchback / retard / mummy / zombie

those are what i got to know about anyway

>>34550085
[Spoiler] Bad Luck Benson or just benson[/spoiler]

It started because i had to borrow some really old gym clothes for PE in about 7th grade, and of course, they had an old barely legible name on it.
bad luck benson started because my first gf broke up with me in front of everyone and started to make out the with the goth black chick sitting next to her

I was too shy to kiss her or hug her or even hold her hand, since then i havent tried to get a girl.
They are so cruel.

>>34550085
Blanka

i think it had something to do with my hair
it just went away one day too, and right when i was getting into SFIV and mained Blanka
funny how those things work

>>34550085
Ghandi
>not for the good reasons

Sixth Sense. They told me i looked like the kid also acted like a ghost.

>>34551920
Which reminds me, even my English Teacher called me that. What a fucking bitch. Sometimes i look back and i want to hug my child self, im surprised i did not snap and set everyone on fire.

Nick

It's short for Nicholas

spermy, undeveloped sperm cell
Mainly because of my pale skin,
fucking cunts.

>goat boy

I was called devil worshipper because i had a 666 locker number,wore suuts all the time and unironicaly was a satanist.

Chafat. Do not ask me why, I guess my classmates were retarded as fuck....

Every name beginning with the letter 'J' except my own.

People have tried to give me a nickname before but they've all slipped off me
I think it's because my name is much more unique and memorable than any name they can give me

Spoon - a take on my last name apparently but I can't see the connection
Smiley face - Because of a huge scar just above my belly button that almost goes all the way across my gut.

While on the football team, Billdozer. After that, didn't have one.

>>34550154
Scottie?

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>>34550920
Sure it was, anon. Sure it was.

It was just 'B'. As you might have guessed, my name begins with B. I hated it desu, so nondescript. I tried to give myself an edgy nickname at one point, and got some people to call me it. It was Razor, like Razor Ramon

>>34550729
that's
reeaaallly
gay

I got called juicy tits because of my man boobs.

Feels really bad

I was unironically called Robot in middle school because I was really good at math and spoke very monotone

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>>34550085
Hackman since I forged kids' report cards for money and was able to get onto locked sites at school.
Only thing I couldn't hack into is getting a gf.

>>34550381
This post is originally meant 4u

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>>34550154
>nose
>l have no idea why

People called me Tabby cat and Based God. Dead serious.

I was called SpongeBob by all the kids on the track team because I would always drop spongebob references/quotes when I was with them

Swamp rat.

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>Boner Boy

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Jhonny blaze.
My name isnt jhon or jhonny.
My name was shawn and i smoked alot of spice and sperged out

>>34550085
Jesus that's Mr Christ to you

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My basketball team called me "Tree" but I wanted to be called "The Wall" ;_;

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>>34550085
>got called "the nazi" my whole highschool just for having a german first and last name

>>34550085
Gay (my last name)
I wasnt gay, they just liked to bully the only white kid....

Sniff


Just sniff

>>34554947
Kek

Oeregan comment

krazy keith

the other football players gave it to me because I was on the team and was very reserved and shy. it stuck all throughout highschool for some reason.

eventually all the people who gave it to me graduated and only the younger kids knew about it and they thought i was actually fucking crazy/crazy on the field or whatever. it was eh.

People always called me alex but for 3 months or so they called me green peace or diarrhea

Last name is Cumming
Got called Cumbucket for 8 years

>>34550085
Michael jackson or any black person with an afro or any black person

Nothing.

Nobody really talked to me besides the other "special" kids and bible boy.

>>34550085
Usually it was faggot

Sparky. Who wants story?

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big mac

lel, that was 10 years ago

people just call me me mac now. im still big tho

>>34550729
>shitty things that i wish happened

Sketchy

Thunder Dong

>>34550085
slaveowner

i am/was a racist

>have had the same nickname since i was 6
>for some reason only half the girls i knew called me by my nickname
>tfw people you don't even know are familiar with you because your nickname is widely-known
>tfw people's parent's think people are making fun of you based on the nickname
it's cool i guess

>>34550844
I meant just Edward, you knew what I meant faggot.

>>34553492
Jealous

>>34550839
How does that make me a normalfag? Back when I was in high school FMA was a huge anime series, a lot of people were into it. Also I was hanging out with band geeks, and emo/scene kids.

Far from normalfag crowd.

>>34550085
Chieferson
Chiefro
Jeffro
Coon Bear
Jefferson (There were more popular people than my first name)

Humpty
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

>>34550085
Some kids called me "school shooter."
>White
>Glasses, nerd.
>Quiet a bit.
>Socially awkward.
I guess I earned the title.

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pornoman
jizzman
lil goblin

>>34556883
lol, there was a kid at my school we called the little jew goblin

>>34556925
i got tht nickname cus im 4'11"

>Called Lumpy in elementary
>People start calling me Jew, because of my wild unkept hair and crooked nose, or Coon because of my baggy eyes
>Moved in HS and no one ever bothered to even talk to me

During middle school and early high school: McLovin from Superbad. I looked like him. Hated the name.
During late high school and currently: Cancer. I was (and still) skinny and my hair was close shaved.

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>>34550085
Robot. Not even kidding.

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Toaster.

>going around the class introductions in english, 9th grade
>Anonymous, right?
>"Yes."
>Is anon okay?
>"I don't care, call me a toaster if you like."
>Okay Toaster-

It was an interesting high school experiance. He only refered to me as Toaster, which caught on to the rest of the teachers, which the students eventually started doing as well because remembering someone's real name is apparently difficult.

Fatty
Chode-meister

School was not good

My uncle was named "Moose" because the dumb motherfucker drank bleach and sounded like a moose when he spoke. Was also a belligerent asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--PyKhohVcY

>>34552182
Because of you I've been doing that to my brother all evening

Well I used to be avatar because I always got a super low cut buzzcut, but then I eventually grew out my hair and now Im emo because I have a fringe when my hair falls out of place.

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>>34550085
>Never being popular enough to have a nickname

mostly they just called me by my last name but I got some good ones over the years like:
"oil spill"
"that kid who shit himself in grade 4"
"creep"
"stalker"
"most likely to shoot up the school"
"wasted potential"
"that guy from good will hunting"

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>hurricane anon

It was a glue brand name from where I am.

I used to stick around with the Chads from my group because I wanted to make friends.

Eventually they ended up accepting me, but the nickname persisted, while I kept being the same autistic fag as usual.

>>34551469
damn anon, you were right about that

>>34556786
You still hanged out with people and was socially acceptable at one point, therfore you was a normalfag.

>>34550085
Slenderman. I managed (and still am) to stay 50kgs (90 pounds roughly) and 6 foot 2 all through high school. I came in when the slenderman mene was in full swing and God it pissed me off. Made me stupidly self conscious. Fuck high school man

Hobbit
Jewbo Faggins

I'm not even that short nor am I jewish.

yellow
>tfw your nickname was a colour

>called faggot few times a week and my ass grabbed by other guys because I had fat ass and unfitting old jeans

>>34550085
Nigger, my good Anon

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I had no nickname because I never really went to school.

>>34551469
>Nazi
Same, but they called me that because I guess I looked and dressed like a neo Nazi.

>>34550085
Darnell
Cause I would always speak in nigger talk and Darnell is a black version of my white name

At school, Rooper, a mix of first and second name. Was not offensive to me.

After school joined local biker club and was very quiet and reserved whilst prospecting and so was named Mouse, Had to wear a fucking badge with this on it for three years until club collapsed and closed down. Still use this as social nickname and online. a while ago shacked up with some girl for four years who had kid. During this time kid picked up on name and called me Mouse. School teachers call me Mouse because of this and never asked why. Everything is (was) cool.
Live by myself again because women are insane.

>>34556479
Yes
lkjblklkjsd

>tfw not even interesting enough to have a nickname.

My name is Christian P. so people would call me Crispy. I kinda liked it.

>>34550729
Fuck you you are worse than Chad. At least Chad stays the hell away. You infiltrate our communities and act like us and then you fucking make us feel bad for not having friends fuck you go to Reddit you don't belong here.

Beef. I loved beef jerkey. And I was a fat fuck.

Georgy. Normie called me by my real name but almost every sports team I've played on they called me Georgy. A couple of kids in my high school weight class would call me anything that started with a 'j' sound, though

"bitch man" (rhymes with last name)

I wish I could go back to when I was in highschool and kill them all. Or be reborn a Chad and cUCK them. .

Sometimes I have dreams where I go back in time with what I know now and have a good highschool experience.

>>34559090
So you're telling me even robots can't make friends with other robots/losers? Wow, I mean that's who I was friends with. A bunch of robots/losers who were mostly fat weebs and mentally unstable people, or band geeks and emos.

Natalie

That wasn't so much a nickname, as everyone else got my name wrong, or just didn't care to tell me apart from the actual Natalie who I barely even looked like.

>>34550184
>tfw that kid was me
>tfw i succesfully got others to take on nicknames using my format as well
it was just stuff like mitchdog, cumdog etc

I didn't really have one, but occasionally I was called Cozza

In primary school this girl I found hilarious called me Cotty Condom once. It didn't catch on, thank God. Though sometimes she'd bring it out in high school as a joke and to remind me of it.

Piggy in elementary school. I was a fat bully. Had no nickname after elementary. :(

>>34559231
L O N D O N

tits or gtfo

The Human Tornado. I gave it to myself.

>>34559569
https://youtu.be/AoAmmiTzliI

That is fair.

>>34550331
That's more of a "people are assholes" case than you being a loser. The evil faggot normies continue to amaze me

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Big Sexy

The big part was right.

B-cash-money-and-swag

Oats-mgoats

Fatass

>>34550085
One of my brother's friends forgot my name and called me mohammed. It stuck for a while and some of his friends who I saw less often called me that for a while.

I'm an aryan with luscious golden locks and basement bleached skin so don't say its because I look arabic

>>34559800
>after Faggot Club "No" Pulse shooting
>me and friends start a game
>one of us yells Allahu Akbar!
>the other has to put their hands up and say "No Homo!" or else they get shot.

Mohammad made me think of that.

Mahmood

The magician and the gentlemen, not supreme though.

>>34550584
I have a close big-nose friend that we used to call Jew too!
>lots of people at our school didn't even knew his real name.
>used to make up different fake names for him every tome someone asked for the real one.
We still call him Jew to this day

>>34560219
>have Jewish acquaintance
>go to Buchenwald with him and friend for school trip
>Me and friend just want to see the lampshades
>turns out there's no lampshades
>make fun of Jew during lunch at Buchenwald cafeteria cause he's not eating pork

I can kind of understand why they always kvetch

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>>34550085
"Magick kid/Psychic kid"

I used to dabble in and do some of that there spookey dookey magic stuff. Not the cringeworthily edgy nonsense like animal sacrifices and other similar stupidity.

>>34550085
Harry
People said I look like Harry Potter (the young version)

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>>34550085
Cheerios
Tangerine

Could've been worse.

Sneaky nicchi

>>34550085
[where I live]
It was pretty weird considering I wasn't the only one that lived there and nobody called that guy that, I addressed that bunch of times but it just stuck like that.

>>34550085
jjang

>>34550085

Memelord

I, uh, I've been coming to 4chan for a long time.

>>34550085
"ol' redpants" cause our economic teach called me that when I wore these red pants once and it stuck

>>34550085
Fattie
Sushi (because i once brought sushi for a weeb girl)
Soft cunt

>>34561725
Fuck you.

Very originally

>>34551990

also this, i experienced the same

>>34550085
Princess

/nomute/

>>34550085
Was just a short form of my name
There were like 2-3 that sometines called my psycho but they were pretty autistic themselfs

>>34561725
>t. 15 year oId

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>tfw other kid in the same grade with same name
>tfw people called me anon 2

>>34550085
Tank.
It was where I played football, guess what position

>>34561902
och.

>>34561902
>he didn't kill the other anon so he could be anon number 1
loser

>>34550085
Fatty and mole

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>>34550085
to have a nickname requires normies' acknowledgement of your existence first

I was called "racist" because in the first year of high shool i kept thinking i was cool calling people niggers
It all blew over apart from like 2 hyper-blacks who wouldn't let it die. Sometime black people are cool

>>34550085
furby
>muted because not original?

Big Chief

>>34550085
Mike Meyers.

Wore a leather jacket every day and my long hair covered my face.

>>34550085
my surname

it's pretty much always your surname

>>34559188
Fucking failed normie weeb, get off my board REEEEEEEEEE.

Dum dum, or pickles

>>34552182
That's sucks Jaclyn

I have a dutch last name with 'van' in it so people just called me "Van"

I don't think a lot of people even knew my first name

>>34550085
Jeffrey Dahmer

i wish i was joking

Lebs.

my last name is Le breton

Shitski
Avatar Dan
Chaplain
Only cool one: Six

>>34550085
Cam-Bam

>>34563972
A few names for friends:
Cammy dukes
Christian
Goon
Sinbad
Favorite one: Vito

>>34564008
I was also called natsoc when I shave my head
I wasn't even racist it was just that I had grown out my hair and didn't want to get a haircut in a long time so I shaved it

>>34550085
"Irish" during the first year of hs. They called me "Otter" the rest of my hs years because i was in the swimming team.

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The Fist.

>be 16
>fool around with some shitty myspace clone website
>some girl from my town messages me, says I'm hot
>wtf
>message for a while
>she lives like 5 min drive away
>go meet her
>she's thicc
>we fug
>during foreplay I fingered her
>but she kept telling me to add more fingers
>until eventually my whole had was inside of her
>that's when my friends at the lunch table interrupted my story and exclaimed "YOU FISTED HER?! ANON FISTED A GIRL!!!!"

and thus, I was called "The Fist" for 2 years. I hated that name.

Potato nose,
Everest (as in my nose is big as everest mountain. oregano)
Smeagol,
quasimodo,
Shrek,
Silent fag

Cupcake by my gym teacher

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>>34550085
bareback ben
ben dover
bengay
faggot

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>>34550085
The Snail

>>34554214
Did your head ever catch on fire?
Is your dad die in a stunt accidnet?

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>>34564670
Was this you? If not why were you called snail?

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Casper till 8th grade , then I became
"The druglord" cause of a sobstitute teacher who used to say I look like one

Posh boy

For the first three years of primary school I went to a private school so when I subsequently attended a state school I was quite different from the students there.

>>34550085
Hypeman

>>34550210
Vad fan ar kuffar?

>>34550226
My name is will and in 10th grade my buds and I tried to get our Mexican Spanish teacher to call me Lionel. She wouldn't, sadly.
More on topic my nickname was squill, like squilliam from spongebob

i was crocalax. because my last name starts with "cro" and im a big ol' fatty, and the friend who called me that was into pokemon.

>>34550085
stupid.

riginallllll

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Big D
Bcuz I had a big dick..

>>34550085
It. Whispered loudly.

>>34550085

xXx_Pussy_Hunter_xXx

best original r9k post 2D17

Muffy

>>34550085
Robot.

Not even kidding. I just had poker face most of the time.

Didn't have one, I preferred my full name.
sometimes i was called by my initials

Angry Johnny - from a Poe song that was popular back then.

>>34550085
Chicken pie

>>34550085
>who are you
originalio

UniBrow PediKyle

>>34550888
>not mutilated at birth
Well, you got the last laugh didn't ya.

>>34550085

Autist. It all makes sense now.

Jolly Green Giant

Shaggy

Lanky faggot

One of my friends was called Bagel for literally no reason, but one of the Chads said it was because he fucked a bagel and everyone believed it because my friend was a creepy looking guy. He was also called Baby D (for obvious reasons).

>>34567662
Florida? And did he spell "bagel" wrong?

>>34567676
Not even the US

Chalky, since my last name is white. At work everyone calls me Austin since I remind them of Austin Powers.

>>34550085
dirty mexican, or dmx

grrrrrr ar ar r

I didn't have a nickname. No one ever talked to me in school, I was a nonentity for them.

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Toad ever since 3rd grade. Stuck with me I guess, some don't even know my real name.

Bombchucker

Animal Cracker

Jewy Louie.

I wish I were joking.

>>34553652
I know that robotic feel
For me, it evolved into optimus prime, just prime or maximus prime
Currently just maximus

>>34550729
I used to be Shinji.
I used to be a little bitch
[Spoiler]I also had a mp3 player[/Spoiler]

>>34550878
Dad stop shitposting and get back to work.