>Anon, would you please move to another table? That place

me in the background walking

"sorry anon but we're having KFC with tyrone"

>>34551424
o-ok. s-sorry

original lel

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>>34551424

*CHAD ARRIVES*

*THROWS PEEPEE POOPOO IN CHADS EYES AND CUT HIM DOWN WITH MY KATANA*

Nothing personal m'ladies, but this is my table now, remove your 3DNESS from my sight.

the girl with pink hair legit looks exactly like my sister
w-where did you find this picture

>girls that try to act cutesy and friendly but are real rude bitches
fucking why at least be honest

>>34551681
They only act like that towards Chad.

>b-b-b-but I paid for the table....r-rrrrrrreeeeee ;_;

>>34551664
Can I please talk to your sister

>>34551424
"Well then he shouldnt be late. I don't reward bad behavior."

C-can I at least get under the table to massage your feet

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>Being with other people.
>Other people.
>Socializing.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34551424
Ah. Ok. Nevermind.

>>34551664
Holy fuck please can I be your brother in law anon, what's her instagram

Also that's LDshadowlady

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>>34551424
oh...well Chad won't be attending tonight...he's in my freezer.

>>34551424
>second from the left
I would cuddle her so hard.

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>>34551424
FUCK YOU ROASTIE I ORDERED MY TENDIES ALREADY

REEEEEEEEEER

>>34551942
>you will never cuddle with cute shy brunette

>>34551626
>personal
it's personnel fgt

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This actually happened to me once, I didn't go to college for 3 days after that. It was too awkward.

>>34552076
You should at least make them feel bad about acting like bitches

>>34551985
Don't worry, Chad is cuddling with her right now

>>34552133
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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>>34551424
vocaroo.com/i/s0sKHYn9t0lD

>>34551424
It would be funny if they were eating their food and Chad still hadn't turned up, they were all asking where Chad was, and it turned out Chad had been murdered and ground up and added to their food.

>begin beating each of them into submission for trying to get me to move seats

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Reeeee Shit on table run >>34551424

>>34551424
no fucking way I'd just plop myself down at that table, they would've had to have sat down after I was already there, in which case I'd ask them for documented proof of their table reservation

>>34551895
She's a gigantic cunt irl, spoilt brat.

>>34551424
move without saying a word because i'm scared of women

>>34551424

I don't believe this.

Girls never smile when they ask me to move to another table. It's just "EWW, GET THE FUCK OUT ANON, THIS SPOT IS SAVED YOU FUCKING UGLY WEIRD FUCK!!!!"

>every single time

I'm too proud to give in to bitching, so I'd probably stay there and force them to leave or stay with me.