>"hey anon, we're gonna go do some shrooms.

>>34551077
"Ladies, whatever's going on here, it does not look like this will end well for me or anyone else."

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>>34551077

Yea sure, but here try these first. They will make you trip face yo.

>>34551077
>the one on the far right
Why do they do this to themselves

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>tfw have a good plug for high quality mushrooms
>he is also a KHV robot who hates women as much as I do
>make the normalsluts know how I feel by telling them "no" when they ask me "anon plz lemme have some of your caps I'm broke"

I can smell the vegan diet these girls are farting

No thank you, you degenerate cunts.

>>34551077
I want to marry the one to the left

wiz, just dont use them Elf magics on me

Shrooms are for fags

Yes ironically

>>34551179
>not getting into a good trip on 4g of shrooms and inhaling for hours

>>34551176
tell him godspeed

>>34551077
offering me free shit to numb myself so i don't suffer for a few hours?

hell ye boi

>>34551077
Yes!

>Get high as fuck.
>Start chatting them up in hopes of getting some action.
>Fail.
>Now they could think I'm creepy and it's making me paranoid.

I really want to fuck the one with the face tattoo. She's probably into anal.

>>34551077
Fuck blue hair
Marry purple hair
Kill the bitch with the cow piercing

>>34551077
This would be my dream come true
>Tfw no hippy girls to get freaky with while shroomin'

>>34551411
Real life is so unfair.

>>34551411
I've never been able to cum while on psilocybin to be h

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>>34551077

"I got a shroom for you all to do, if you want me to come."

>unzips dick

>>34551077
Sure tom hardy! I loved you in bronson. Love this new look you have going on

>>34551077
Never done them before but sure, I'll do shrouds with y'all.

>>34551163
Implying the one on the right isn't the most qt of the three.

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>>34551077

why do girls destroy their beauty like that, this is absolutely horrifying

>>34551226
The one on the left has a few sets on Suicide Girls. /pol/ had the link somewhere a few days ago.

>>34551935
>rape
>abuse
>mental issues

>>34551924
Seriously? The one with the tufts of weird green hair in front of her ears?

>>34551077
yes please. I want to have dirty stank sex with the one on the right as she tells me all the dirty shit shes done in her life.

>>34551077

"Yes"

And then we trip out.

The end.

>>34552054
Yes. I would absolutely gf the shit out of her.

I have strange attraction to "red flag girls" like that.

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>>34551141
Haha oh I get it! You're going to murder them! That's so funny!

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>>34551077
>Any drug would probably worsen schizoid tendencies
No.

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>>34552154
Hey no judgement there but I can't look past those weird tufts. Why would you shave the side of your head and then leave those stringy pieces of shit on the side it doesn't make any sense

>>34552199
>Needing drugs to be open-minded

>>34551077
Sure lets do it, love shrooms.

>would not date or fug any of these girls, but would spend an afternoon doing shrooms

>>34552199
Because it looks A E S T H E T I C as fuck, anon.

>>34552244
It's not needed but it definitely helps. Your brain fires new or not commonly used neural pathways when high on certain psychs

What do you even do on shrooms. Watch trippy videos?

>>34552705
I wrote in a notebook, went for a walk, and got a burger

You don't have to do much to entertain yourself, that's what the shrooms are for.

>>34552705
Go outside, go for a walk, cuddle up in warm clothes/bed (it feels softer and "deeper"), have a wank/play with your dick, write stuff, have a cry, make art, have a think, watch cartoons/videos, anything you like.

>>34552705
No just listen to chill music and walk around and look at things. It helps if you're in an interesting environment

>>34552850
>have a cry

Yep been there. Mushrooms r scary and really make you think

I'll just bring liquor and condoms, thanks.

>>34552163

spot the redditor, ah there it is.

How similar/different are shrooms compared to LSD? I've tried the latter only.

>>34553441

LSD is much, much stronger. You outright trip into la-la land on LSD. Mushrooms is more like enhanced reality. You are fully aware of what is going on. LSD is easy to get confused with reality vs hallucination. It's why I avoid LSD and stick to shrooms.

>>34553517
might be trying LSD next week. any advice on how to avoid bad trip?

>>34551077
I fucking love psychadelics man anyway the girl on the left is definite waifu matireal

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drugs are degenerate and you faggots need to die in a fire. Enjoy the bad trips and psychotic mania retards, lmao

>>34553517
did both, would say the opposite. Literally forgot who I was on mushrooms. Birch trees turned orange and niggers were 2 feet tall. Took ten steps out the door and got lost outside.

LSD just made my senses feel glowy and I had an intuitive sense of the interconnectedness of nature. For example, I could look at a puddle and see how the ice crystals would appear on the surface if it were to freeze, and couldn't unsee the fact that humans are a type of ape. Didn't really get much visual alterations on LSD though.

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>pretend to take the "jew shroom" with them
>wait till they get all "tipsy-feely"
>endoctrinate them into Nacional-Sindicalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7TN--NnpLo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGbGVvMEapY

>>34553533
Don't poop. You can't tell if your asshole is falling out of your body and your whole stomach does the diarrhea clench. Worst part is you might eat it after.

>>34554513
>Didn't really get much visual alterations on LSD though.
take more

visuals are much better

>>34554542
This is the most autistic thing I've ever heard, and this is r9k. Nice one.

>>34553533
have someone sober with you while you trip to look after you. Remember that you're in an altered state and that it ends.

>>34551935
Conflicting standards of beauty, differing objectives for personal appearance and self expression of personality; flaws included

>>34554542
Teutonics and Vikings took mushrooms thousands of years ago

You false flagging kikestain shill

>>34551077
Yes, god damn it.

I haven't done shrooms since 2007 and they were the only thing to really chip away at my anxiety and depression.

I don't care if you ladies probably don't shave your armpits and bleed in a cup, I'll just eat my share of the srooms, say that I have to piss or pretend to get a very important phone call, and then fuck off into the woods by myself.

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>>34554682
>Teutonics and Vikings took mushrooms thousands of years ago

Not true

>>34554618
haven't taken psychedelics in nearly 6 years, and I work all the time now so I probably won't.

>>34554682
not him, and I appreciate the sentiment, but those aren't the same shrooms.

>>34554758
>Not true
False flagging kikestain shill. Cuckold too, probably.

>>34554766
Yes they were. P. Cubensis grows in forests, an objectively Viking/Teutonic environment.

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>>34554785
>Cuckold too, probably.

DELETE THIS IMEDIATELY

>>34551935
It's actially great because they think they're empowering themselves with facial tattoos, shaving their heads and dying their hair when all they're doing is putting on display the emotional damage that they have acquired throughout their lives. They compensate for the lack of control over everything else by having complete control over their appearance. They then tell you that your standards of beauty are incorrect to further fuel their fantasy of being a special snowflake when they are actually damaged goods.

Like, an eyebrow piercing, lip piercing, dyed hair (not a bright neon one), or a tattoo or two are totally fine by me but all the girls in the picture, specifically the two on the right, are doing is destroying their future job prospects and fueling a greater future anger and depression that for some reason people wont love them for their stupid mistakes.

>>34554762
That's fair enough then. They'll always be here, no rush.

@34554785
>P. Cubensis grows in forests
This doesn't even deserve a "you".

>>34554834
Scars on the soul become scars on their appearance. It's stupid and childish.

>>34554834
>specifically the two on the right, are doing is destroying their future job prospects

You think so? Somehow I don't think they're studying business and marketing or law and are looking forward to wearing pants suits in an office building filled with cubicles.

Even then, if they get rid of the shit that's on their face and shave/grow their hair out to a natural color, one visible tattoo isn't the end of the world. Tattoos have lost all edge in the western world in the last few decades and are totally acceptable as long as you don't have NIGGER FAGGOT tattooed accross your forehead.


At worst, they'll be perfectly happy working at a gluten-free vegan LBTGQ-themed strip club/cafe.

>not taking advantage of free drugs
Do the shrooms, chill in room and chat with them. It's not like you have to fuck them.

>>34554924
Oh sorry. I wasn't aware that a shitty job like working in a cafe or a club wasn't destroying their job prospects. Though tattoos have lost edge, visible ones that can't be covered up and piercings are still not acceptable.

Acting like most people who do this sort of thing to the degree they did will have the qualities to have successful careers is ludicrous.

>>34554924
>This doesn't even deserve a "you".
Except it does and that's not an argument you stupid kikestain shill cuckold loser

Also it's (You), redditcuck.

>>34551077
Shrooms are very much a robot certified drug. Surprised more people don't talk about it here.

>>34551077
I would def do it tbqh

Although weed is more of an aphrodisiac

>>34555982
Shrooms never make me feel horny. I usually bounce back and forth between social and then super inside myself and meditative.

>>34551077
I promise you ladies that I will come!

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Post the trippiest photo you've got

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>>34551077

> are you dumb or stupid?

>>34553517
If you think you can't break through on cubes, you haven't done enough.

Lesgo, bitches!

>>34551924
>>34551163
she is definitely the cutest but
>those fucking ambrose burnsides

>>34557043
r9k 2017

>>34553517
I haven't done LSD but I assure you when I was on shrooms I had a complete loss of self. I wasn't aware of anything and often forgot I even existed.

>>34551077
No, thanks, ladies. I'm already autistic.

>>34555323
>totally acceptable
good one man, she's got Candy in cursive above her eyebrow in case you didn't see the image.