>my pussy smells like tonsil stones

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>you wish you looked like her
>you will never be a literal 9.76/10 BOMBSHELL BABE

>>34588055
Spray some water up there you minge. Clean yourself.

>>34588055
nice roleplay my bro

>>34588055
>>34588055
My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola

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>>34588128
>tfw no lana del rey gf

>>34588128
I'd love to taste that!

>>34588084
weird face

she looks like the kind of girl who hides hams under her dress.. I like really plain white girls.

>>34588186
This

>tfw generic Stacies are a lot less attractive than cute nerds

>>34588186
>>34588200
>i like stacys with glasses

>>34588231
Nah, nah.

I've been with an awkward girl who could barely function outside unless she was on xanax due to heavy anxiety and being a general sperg. She wasn't "hot" in any sort of traditional way, and she wasn't even white. But damn, she was cute as fuck and while being a 6/10 to most people, she was a clear 10/10 for me.

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>>34588055
>tfw my pussy smells like sperm

>>34588254
This as well

r-ravioli

>>34588055
better than your throat smelling like pussy stones

that's why i go for clean, simple, thicc cocks

straight men are delusional and crazy

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use this, don't be a lazy cunt