Who else /never gets texted/?

sometimes when I have to sit next to people, I will just scroll through my texts to make myself look like i'm a normie, but in reality all of the texts are just confirmation codes

>>34590534

Me, not even my girlfriend texts me because we live together. I pay $35 a month on the off-chance I'll get a call back for a job interview

The worse thing is
>create threads on 4chan (two different boards at the same time)
>no respones
not even here people will talk
and usually when i post in a thread no answers and it dies

>depressed friend who's usually to depressed to respond (but then I am to so we never get a dialogue going)
>autistic "friend" who never gets my killer jokes so fuck him anyway
>girl who only chats when she's having a panic attack at three in the morning

Oh, and my dad told me to turn the gas off this morning.

>>34590534

To be quite honest I'm actually surprised that a man of your caliber and character never gets an SMS Communications... Come on now.. Surely you're kidding, right ?...

... because I hear many a pedophile porn sites now require your phone number as a second form of ID verification before you can start jacking off live to a low-res CCTV feed from a Radio Shack camera placed in a newborn's crib but desperate parents who figured exploiting good child was less likely to lead to a prison sentence than simply letting the father make it appear that the child's death was 'an accident'...

And I also understand that when somebody has no experience with life or making money come up they often tend to elapsed on their monthly payments to the underground child sexual exploitation websites and often receive prepackaged text messages from the sales department asking if they 'forgot something'

(as in: have you forgotten that we have all the transcripts and hard copies of all the exchange child pornography you have accessed through our servers and we will hand it over to the police if you don't continue letting us extort you)

I have perhaps one of the best phones available and I'm not talking about that piece of shit Google pixel... They are touting that as the best phone ever...

Of course they are..

Have you ever seen a Carnival Barker stand up and announce "step right up step right up and witness a mediocre lackluster travelling performance that justifies our living conditions in these disgusting train cars?"

... it's very much a metaphor for YOUR existence as well... embarrassment and fear of ridicule are great motivators which can modify a statement like 'I have done absolutely nothing to give myself a reason to be confident about my abilities or bravery, creating my own sexual and social well of despair, and this failure will certainly continue until the day I die, alone and less experienced than the average 8 year old' into 'I don't get any text messages'

>>34591621
Hahaha LOL haha thank you you just proved my point perfectly

The problem is you guys are the type of inexperienced little boys fail to realize it's completely irrelevant if anybody responds to you or if the content of their response is either good or bad..

Your codependency is self-induced

But you continue to repeat this behavioral pattern every day, which only serves to amplify your already nauseating codependency, clinginess, and outright desperation, which in turn miss you even that much more less likely to ever have a friend let alone a girlfriend

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>>34590534
>Mid school
>Have one friend that would text me everyday. Sometimes he pissed me off
>He often asked me how to play multiplayer on pirated games
>We often played together. Sometimes i was so fucking tired i don't want to play.
>Years past
>High school. My friend went to other school
>He starts to text me less frequent
>3 years pass
>He stops texting to me. I don't know where he is and what he is doing

It went downhill so fucking fast.

Don't you guys have any online friends?

I'm pretty introverted myself but I always got someone to text with online

>>34591919
>LOL
kys asap

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>>34592020
>having friends

how?

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>>34590534
>suddenly stop talking to group of normies I called friends
>no texts asking where I am

It's been 5 weeks, they aren't real friends are they?

>>34591621
You are taking random unpleasant events way too personally dude
It really doesn't say anything about you as a person if people didn't respond to one of your threads. Make the same thread a different time and you end up with a dozen replies. Chin up dude.

>>34590534
read this as /never gets taxed/
carry on

>>34592055
The only valuable thing about life I learned in the last few years is that you can stop existing pretty quickly for those you considered as "friends".

>>34592634
Yeah seems that way.

>>34592634
Why should they text you? Not like you have anything to offer.

>>34592055
I lost my phone for two weeks, found it, and got zero missed calls or texts. Then I decided to see how long it would take for someone to message me about anything. Its been two years so far.

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>>34591380
Normalscum pls go

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>>34592055
i did the same about 6 months ago now but i had one message asking why i unfriended them on facebook which i didnt reply too
ive known since i was about 13 but they screwed me over beginning of last year and since then i just dont care for them

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>Be friendless NEET
>Make friends on Discord
>Discord friend PMs me

>>34590534
My only friend went to jail.
My phone is dead now.

>>34592020
Even on fucking discord people are mean to me
They refer to me as 'it'

>>34590551
Lmao anon I died laughing thanks man

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>phone lights up
>finally a text!
>"Battery Sufficient: Low Power Mode Disengaged"

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Literally no one texts me, my only social contact is in school with group of people I wouldn't even call "friends". I'm so fucking "derealised" now.

>>34590534
Have you ever taken the initiative and texted others first? inb4 hurr durr normie

>>34594571
It's almost like the people in this thread are constantly the ones who initiate all convos and because they don't want to be pathetic, they don't do that anymore?
But thank you for your contribution. I'm sure someone with an IQ 75 read your post and was like
>OH SHIT THAT'S RIGHT!

I got a phone with my autism bux for the purpose of texting my mom to buy me food whenever she's out.

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>>34593832
This so much
>phone vibrates
>oh shit!
>heart starts racing
>get a little light headed
>who could it be?
>"Battery low"
>........

reporting in the only txt i get is either mom or someone who helps me out. my friends moved on.

No. My mom texts me all the time.

I only get texts, from faggots I slept with in my "gay phase", I actually bought into all that bullshit of: "if u jack off to dicks then you're gay bro". I I went on grindr, I can't even cum during sex(so I'm probly not gay), and I jack off to girls most of the time.

Porn actually made me(a straight guy with low self esteem) suck dicks and get cummed.

So I only get text from guys because they want to bed me, kinda fucked up that I sucked cocks because of not socializing and being a social phoebe.

I feel like I've shot myself in the foot, now I've ruined any chance of having a gf because of lack of sex and confusion(and mental illness/depression/feeling lonely).

I still like to cuddle with men though.

my dad texts me about milo yiannopolous, it's funny

>>34590534
I get texted by below average face chubby girls. I'll only sleep with a chubby girl if she has an above average face.

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>>34590534
I've never received an informal text from a biological girl that wasn't directly related to me.
(informal meaning not for work/business purposes)

All you female-texting normies need to gtfo.

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nobody texts me. I cant remember the last time someone did. People dont even message me online.

>>34593228
I remember when i broke my phone. It took 2 weeks for it to get fixed. When i got it back there were 4 missed texts and i was actually excited. It turns out, they were all from Vodaphone telling me it was christmas.

>>34595150
>>34595178
Kill yourseIf, normaIfag.

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>>34596184
Same anon
>people who have lost their text virginity and call themselves "robots"
Shameful desu

>>34590534
Well, being on Tracfone, at least it saves me money.

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>>34590534
>Nobody calls me
>Nobody text me
>See no reason to continue paying for phone service
>Number get cancelled
>Nobody cares
>I can still use any online service that requires phone number (aka Whatsup and others), don't matter, nobody text me