Baka aniki hug your imouto already!

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Whoa what's that totally random thread right there
>>34545142

New post for the new thread.

Opps, didn't see this made...Guess I need more coffee

>>34590539
baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz8wQXknif8

>>34590638
Yeah yeah, I get it

>>34590673
Do you have a job my anus loving friend. Not a moment goes by I don't see you in here.

>>34590833
I do. But it's office based, and pretty lax about cell phone rules. I actually am here 10-11 hours a day, with a 1 hour commute each way

>>34590864
So you basically get paid to post in an imouto thread all day. Pretty sweet gig.

>>34590898
Sort of. Lots of government forms and grumpy customers wondering why the state moved so slow. Which invariably is my fault and I must kiss thier ring for my obviously sloth and incompetence.

Happy Groundhog Day everyone, by the way!

>>34590940
Groundhogs aren't real

>>34590940
Merry ground hog day to you too. If only the general public knew you were slow because of posting in an imouto thread on a Tunisian crocheting forum.

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>>34590982
...k

>>34591008
I know, right? I suppose I could do a lot worse. I do wish the state would open a fucking position though. Private sector benefits blow

>>34591078
Stop making fun of morbidly obese squirrels

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>>34590159
I FUCKING CAN'T GODDAMNIT
SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIVE ON THE SAME CONTINENT

QUIT MAKING ME MISS HER

>>34591143
Send her a text letting her know how much you love her

>>34591143
There is this wonderful thing called the internet that you can at least contact her with. Strike up a conversation or video chat. It will make it a bit more bearable.

Hey I was the girl that popped up at the end of the last thread. Are you guys pretty much just expecting me to end up getting down and dirty with my brother? Was there something about me that made me seem more susceptible to it or is that just the norm?

>>34591221
Can't speak for the other neets, but I expect nothing. I'm just here for the updates during the journey

>>34591221
We don't expect you to, but if you feel like having a romantic relationship with your brother is something you want, you might as well try to get it

>>34591238
I'm more or less here to shitpost and follow the adventures of Pat and Em. I have an incest fetish that applies to none of my family. I just observe other family love. Speaking of pat has he even stopped in to say good morning?

>>34591221
Well you liked him touching your boobs and almost touching your vagina, you seem like you want to do something more, if not I don't know why you'd enjoy all that touching
The cuddling is normal and all, but the groping is a little more than brotherly
Do what you want, and if it doesn't work out, join Laura and Lucy in the "we tried" corner and feel free to post regardless of success or failure

Okay, because I was sitting here like "They're gonna end up disappointed because I really don't plan on doing something like that." I don't really know how you guys do things in these threads, I've pretty much ignored them up to this point.

>>34591292
He doesn't usually start posting until after 5-6 pm eastern time

>>34591221
Honestly these threads are about just improving your relationship with your siblings. How far you take that is up to you. Lewding is optional, the lurkers are happy with just platonic daww stories more often than not.

>>34591308
While we like to encourage degenerate behavior, at the end of the day we let you do whatever you want. So if you want to smash, smash. If you don't want to smash, don't.

>>34591293
>>34591308
Second this. If you try and fail, at least keep us updated. But we've had a few posters that flatly said they'd never cross that line and then later did. Worried Imouto being one

>>34591324
I'm fucking not, go to Facebook if you want to blog about your gay sappy shit. Fuck your siblings or fuck off

>>34591632
Sounds like someone didn't get thier tendies this morning

>>34591632
No being a cunt in imouto threads

>>34591650
T. Autistic 40 year old in a loveless marriage who doesn't even incest but feels the need to tripfag like an attentionwhore

>>34591665
You're cute. Thank you for the bump

>>34591632
You don't belong here then. I mean honestly who faps over greentext stories? I come here for the feels, to live through others since I never had a sister.

Guys please stop fighting. This is supposed be a place of joy. A place of celebrating imoutos. What would your imouto think of this bickering?

What do you guys think about girls with small boobs and big butts?

>>34591789
I want petite personally, not a fan of huge boobs or huge asses. That's just my opinion though, most probably won't agree with me.

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Lunch time bumper car. What's everyone eatting?

>>34592251
I had shitty cafeteria lunch. Pretty sure the "mayo" with the "chicken" sandwich was just glue.

>>34592364
Military, or school cafeteria?

>>34592382
School. Do you really think someone posting here would be able to join the military.

>>34592400
Sure, why not? Navy and air force physical requirements aren't crazy. Hell, non-infantry army isn't difficult either

>>34592431
I don't know. I don't think most people on r9k including me could handle military responsibilities. I'm surprised I'm as dedicated as I am to going to college to make those chemical engineering bucks. I guess money motivates me a lot and military is not something I see being lucrative.

>>34592521
You'd be surprised I think. Especially if you're in college, you'd be able to enter as an officer, with sweet signing bonuses and the whole 9 yards.

I do totally see what you mean however. That kind of lifestyle can be really imposing and stiffling

>>34592555
Also for most people in this thread, enlisting would mean moving away, generally. Then they would have to be away from their imouto. How do you think Pat or Mr protective would deal with that?

>>34592583
Shit man, the amount of "no Imouto" I see coming through here is easily 2 to 1.

>>34592601
Now that you mention it, you're right. Most of the people in here don't have imoutos and seem depressed enough that they might not have much family connection. Maybe more people should enlist from here. No imouto may mean nothing to lose.

>>34590159
>tfw you have to wait over a week to hug imouto

>>34592820
Why stop at hugging the imouto EraLove senpai

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Looks like we could use another emergency bump!

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>>34593384
Sorry, guess I wasn't on top of things. We haven't let any of the past couple threads die and we won't let this one die.

>>34592959
One day it may be more than that

>>34592583
>Enlisting in the military of a country who isn't allowed to sit at the big boys table during NATO meetings.

I'll pass thanks


>>34591789
I am contractually obligated to state that pear is the best body shape. Lest I evoke the ire of a certain someone.


I'll green text you lot a story from this morning, just as soon as I figure out what I'm making for dinner later on.

>>34593514
Aside from you countries military presence, the point I was trying to make is you'd be stationed away from your imouto and I don't think that would be worth it.

>>34593544
There I go, starting shit again

>>34593544
I can't think of anything that would make it worth it

>>34593596
Nah dawg I don't mean to be mean to anyone, I just don't want what I said to be misconstrued. At the end of the day mr protective isn't leaving his imouto and that's all that matters.

Did somebody say plumbing?

>>34590982
I got bit by one once, it's fucking shoot on sight now. Pieces of shit.

>>34593627
It was all in your head, man. They're not real, look it up

>>34593627
What's your preferred weapon?

>>34593639
I think your presence is needed in another thread

>>34593639
I like to mix it up.

.17hmr lever action is pretty fucking fun, but I also have a tikka in .308 that I can use to remove rodent at range.

Sometimes I just put out bait and try and get them with tomahawks and spears and shit. I ran a really fat one down once and just punted it.

>>34593683
Omg, flying woodchuck. The mental image is killing me!

How do you like the 17hmr? I'm fascinated by the cambering, but can't see why I'd get it over 22 mag

>>34593639
You only need to use your trip when posting stories but you use it to identify yourself, like like a monicker, every thread.

This isn't /soc/ but It might as well be. Thanks for being a colossal faggot, you and the other trips.

>>34593720
Please wait a couple minutes between bumps, thanks

>>34593601
>>34593514
Kill yourselves immediately it will only do your family justice, they must feel shame for being associated with tripfagging attention whores.

>>34593708
>but can't see why I'd get it over 22 mag
Gotta go fast man.

It's fast as fuck, so it shoots super flat and you don't really need to lead moving targets. I wouldn't using for hunting, hydrostatic shock is a bitch, and it'll leave a fuckhuge hole ( at least compared to .22 hyper or .22 mag)

It's also so small that the guns chambered in it can get really light, so they're easy to carry around and point. If you see a groundhog waddling its way across your land you can shoulder it, just aim center mass, and boom, no more groundhog.

And, as I mentioned the trajectory is super flat, so if you want to remove rodent from your porch it's not hard to take it out to 500 meters. (as long as it isn't too windy)

>>34593800
No thanks, I wouldn't be able to see my imouto!

>>34592251
I ate them all, all the clementines. I put all the peelings and the bag down the chute and I'm not gonna mention them unless he does
I'm halfway through the blueberries, I'm gonna try and not finish them but if I do I do

>>34593800
What's your problem dude? We're all just trying to have a friendly conversation. If you want to be an edgy faggot go hang out on /b/.

>Wake up this morning.
>Usual spooning position.
>L wakes up shortly after me.
>You should know the reason why at this point.
>Get to talking.
>Just the usual 'How'd you sleep?' 'What's up for today?' and some minor teasing L about having nightmares.
>I gripe about her talking into the pillow and not being able to hear her clearly.
>She turns around to face me.
>We both freeze up.
>Faces are just inches from each other.
>I kiss her on the nose and smile.
>She kisses me back on the lips.
>I'm usually pretty horny and easily excitable in the morning, so this quickly escalates into making out.
>L rolls on top of me and sits up.
>L:'Do you want to feel them?'
>She motions to her breasts.
>'There's something to feel there?'
>Prompt smack to the head.
>L:'Be serious!'
>L pauses for a minutes and sheepishly says 'I want you to know what I feel like.'
>'Okay... I want to know too.'
>Start reaching my hands out.
>She guides them and puts them on her boobs.
>Start groping around a bit.
>L:'What do you think?

1/2

Mad as fuck that there's no fucking bean sprouts for proper pad thai.

>>34593867
Out of curiosity, how much do you weigh? Do you eat entire packages of food on a regular basis?

>>34593871
>imouto thread
>lets use uniquely identifiable trips to talk about things not related to the thread and shitup the quality of everything by pretending this is a registration based website

k.

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>>34593874
>Prompt smack to the head.

That bap was well deserved.

>>34593895
I'm not sure, I'm guessing between 105-115lbs, hoping for close to 115
You've got me curious too, my mom has a scale so if I remember next time I'm there I'll check
About eating entire packages of food, I do sometimes but only fruit, I don't eat a lot of junk food really

>>34593902
Dude you don't have to be here if you don't want to. We're all allowed to do what we want and if we want to make sure we know who we're talking to then we'll do that. I'd suggest pulling the stick out of your ass and let everyone have a little bit of fun.

>>34593874
>Start reaching my hands out.
>She takes my hands and guides them to her chest.
>Start groping around a bit.
>L:'What do you think?'
>'They're small...'
>Unamused look from L.
>'But they fit nicely in my hands. They're yours, and I like them.
>She looks a little relieved and relaxes.
>Take the time to rub her nipples a little through her shirt.
>L lets out something between a surprised yelp and a moan.
>Diamonds.png
>Keep doing it.
>Moaning a bit she tells me to stop.
>Keep going.
>L starts grinding on top of me a bit.
>Oh shit, time get this back under control.
>Wrap my arms around her and bring her in for a hug.
>I tell her thanks and we cuddle for a bit.

She was making fun of me over breakfast about how much I looked like I was enjoying it.
Told her she was one to talk.
I made an off handed remark about it feeling better without a shirt on. She mumbles something to the effect of 'We'll have to find out.' before heading into the bathroom.
>>34593989
I will never not take an opportunity to sass L. It's hardwired into me at this point.

>>34594005
Maybe he enjoys the full feeling, and the sensation of having a stick up his ass

>>34594005
You literally sound like a normalfag.
>dude just chill XDD
I have an idea. I'll dedicate myself to finding who each and every tripfag is. I'll wait for you to make a mistake and I'll let everyone you know, know about your experiences.

Won't take too long. You've given me more than enough detail. See ya, bro!

>>34593993
>hoping for close to 115
Why do you want to be heavier? Most girls I know want to be lighter. Your weight doesn't change who you are.

>>34594014
>L starts grinding on top of me a bit.
>Oh shit, time get this back under control.
>Not fucking here right there.

At least ask her if she wants to feel your dick with her hands this time.

>>34594086

I honestly don't think I'd be surprised to wake up one day with no pants on and L studying my morning wood.

She'd probably say something along the lines of 'I have a right to see what's been poking me every morning.' to justify it.

>>34594204
So you have already given it some thought, might as well show it to her right now.

>>34594064
5'3" 115lbs is still thin, I just don't want to be super thin or anything

>>34594204
>>34594330
Next time she comes home make sure your Onii-dikku is on full display for her

>>34594330
>>34594398
Don't listen to these dweebs.
Keep drawing it out and teasing, make her go crazy horny.

Quick bump! Got quiet quick

>>34594398
More like Oni-dikku

Page 6 Bump

>>34595138
Don't do that. Wait until thread is at least page 8 to ensure maximum thread life.

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>sister is lesbian
>she always acted like a boy
>she was basically a brother to me
>tfw no feminine sister

>>34595240
>>sister is lesbian
>>she always acted like a boy
You don't realize how much of a blessing this is. Do you at least spend time with her regularly?

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http://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/pets-are-a-childs-best-friend-not-their-siblings
>Children get more satisfaction from relationships with their pets than with their brothers or sisters, according to new research from the University of Cambridge. Children also appear to get on even better with their animal companions than with siblings.

Now we know why imoutos want their onii-chans to buy them a wan-wan.

>>34595279
>he thinks getting cucked by his sister is fun
I still go to therapy over the self worth issues its caused me
Not him though

>>34595356
Your sister stole your GF? That's adorable, you're a fucking pussy.

The correct answer is
>>34595279
You will never have to live knowing that multiple dicks have been inside your cute little sister, that is way better.

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>>34595430
>he doesn't want his dick to be inside his cute little sister

>>34595430
Actually blow your brains out you normie

>>34595444
>multiple dicks
Read nigga read

>>34595450
The truth hurts doesn't it. You are such a failure as a man that you lost to a little girl.

>>34595499
>little
She was my older sister, kill yourself

>>34595499
I can read, nigga, what I'm saying is that you will have to live knowing that your dick will never be inside your cute little sister.

>>34595315
That is a sad article

>>34595569
I bet the jews did this. When don't they?

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>>34595279
Yeah and i must admit it's pretty cool. She never bitch about relationships or any subjects like that, Since we have same interests, our conversations are mainly about comics, movies and stuff

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>H: So hey, what's your living situation like?
>P: Oh, I thought I told you, I live with my sister
>H: Ooooh, that makes sense. Are either of you looking to move out? I could still use a roommate
>P: Not really, sorry
>H: Just wanna stick with your sister?
>P: ...Yes?
>H: You both could move in, that would be fine, I've got... Um, only two bedrooms, but I think it'd work
>P: Sorry, no thanks
>H: Alright, just asking

Why does this woman continue to exist.

Also HaraKano's little sister ending is bad for my health.

>>34595805
>Threesome route finally opens.
>Immediately closes it.
You better impregnate Em tonight, to make up for such a fuck up.

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>>34595840
>not wanting to fuck your sister
>fuck up

>>34595840
I'd rather impregnate Emma and ruin our lives than have sex with H.

Actually I don't know if that's true now that I've typed it, but I really don't wanna have sex with H.

>>34595805
Not letting em live out her cuckquean fantasies

>>34595805
>>H: You both could move in, that would be fine, I've got... Um, only two bedrooms, but I think it'd work
What did you do to this poor woman to make her want your dick so badly?

>>34595891
Some women don't take rejection too well.

>>34595805
>>34595840
This, go to the cuck corner and think about what you've done
You could've at least said "I'll talk to my sister about it", then you could actually ask Em and then throw her under the bus if/when she said no

What are all these cucks doing in this thread?

>>34595891
I don't know, I tried harder than usual to be nice early on, maybe that left a weird impression.

>>34595982
But I don't wanna cuck Em nor live with H, let alone both.

>>34595996
Define "cucks"

>>34596026
You, along with a bunch of other people in this thread.

Calling it now. H is eventually gonna start stalking Pat and find out about his relationship with Emma.

>>34596016
Make sure your phone requires a password to unlock it.

Another quick afternoon bumper car

>>34596628
Afternoon? more like evening bumper car for us fucking leafs. Fuck timezones man, keeping us impoverished snow people down.

>>34597019
>Snow people
Kek, here, have my slew of insults for Inuits
>Nose kissers
>Snow niggers
>Whale fuckers
>Blizzard coons
>Ice monkeys

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Gosh... Another quick bump. Got quiet fast

>>34597019
It's past midnight where I am, on the plus side I don't start work until 7

>>34597046
>not kissing your imouto on the nose

>>34597049
For really reals, hit the fucking update button before you bump

>>34597073
I meant they rub noses, not kiss them with their lips which is qt

>>34597046
Nice list, though I'm not actually a blizzard coon. That one's good, I'll be sure to not use it on the hot half snow nigger in my class that I'd like to take to pound town.

Laura what were you planning on reading before bed tonight?

>>34597759
I was trying to work in something about bear traps, but couldn't think of anything
>>34597049
If anyone's curious, my dad asked about the clementines and I have to buy more tomorrow
>>34597808
I have no clue, my dad has a stack of sports illustrated that I've never read

>>34598170
Are clementines even in season right now?

>>34598170
>my dad has a stack of sports illustrated that I've never read
Swimsuit edition?

But really, SI is garbage.

>>34598170
>and I have to buy more tomorrow
Don't give in, you have no reason to buy more. Did you mention the blueberries?
Try to find an actual book, they tend to be better reads than sports illustrated
I love you

>>34598203
I have no idea, they didn't have much flavor so I don't think so
But hey, clementines a clementine, might've been a tangerine I can't tell the difference
>>34598221
No, regular, and I've got nothing else to read
>>34598230
He's not mad or anything, in a weird way it's a joke but serious
I don't have any actual books in the house, and I have a hard time finding things I like to read but sports are interesting so for now I'll go with that
I love you too

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>>34598411
>I've got nothing else to read
https://www.aub.edu.lb/fas/cvsp/Documents/reading_selections/204/Spring%202013/CS-204-ReadingSelections-Conrad-HeartDarknestDarkness.pdf

>>34598461
No, she needs something to read that isn't on a screen you big silly non-gender-specific-pronoun

>>34598624
Print it?

I have no idea what's going on to be honest, just if you're going to read SI you might as well read literally anything else.

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Didn't say it. sorry

>I was a sputtering mess Tuesday night
>Couldn't say it
>She saved me the embarrassment and stopped me in my tracks
>H: "Please don't die on me."
>Face warmed up
>She led again and we fooled around in bed
>Uh oh, spaghettios
>She started to guide my hand further down
>Hands were trembling
>Her hands were too
>Almost yelled out why the fuck was she trembling too
>In between her thighs
>I didn't know what I was doing, but I just kept rubbing outside her panties
>I can't even describe the sounds she made, but I was happy that I was the one to hear them
>Everything she did turned me on besides what I was rubbing
>She kept burying her face in my chest
>Her legs kept spreading wider
>FUCK ME, I can't even type it without getting empty headed
>Constant heavy feeling in my stomach the entire way through
>Don't know how to explain it, but she kept doing these little twitches
>Whatever they were, it just fueled the rocket on my crotch
>Made out the rest of the time before going to sleep

It's been a bit hard focusing at work since I keep thinking about it. Almost charged one of our customers an extra six-thousand because I was so out of it. Her friends are over today, so I'm held up in my room since they keep asking me to buy for their fundraisers. I know it's for their school, but who the fuck would pay twenty dollars for those tumbler cups?

Me. I bought one from each of her friends.

>>34598170
All the reading material we have at my workplace are about tractors and semi trucks. I eventually threw in a couple editions of the Weekly World News I had saved up.

>>34598461
The point was not looking at my phone or any screens, so it has to be something physical
I did download it so I could give it a read one day during the day at some point
Good news is I found my copy of Catcher in the Rye that I never gave back to my school, I feel like I'd enjoy it if I don't have to stop and write 3 paragraphs about snow every 2 seconds

>>34598657
The moment her friends aren't around her, TELL her assertively "I'm going to watch you masturbate tonight"

>>34598695
Read the bible specifically The Rape of Lot by his daughters

>>34598657
Well at least you made some progress, nice going Brendan. How many times have you fapped to this thought?

>>34598747
>Read the bible
You mean the book that says naughty children should be killed?

>>34598695
>>34598747
Really, if you have access to a Bible, Ecclesiastes is a masterpiece.

>tfw I'll never be an Onii-san to a cute imouto
>tfw I'll never get my life together to be a proper Onii-san to be a good role-model

Em's best friend is here again. I have no idea why, they brought food from Em's work and they've just been talking about shit. If she starts asking about our relationship again I might just jump out the window.

>>34598657
You guys are cute. Keep doing what you're doing.

>>34598657
I always believed in you
I don't know anything about tractors, I've always kind of wanted to go to the Midwest, looks comfy
>>34598747
Honestly I would give the Bible a shot if there was one in the house

Since I'm probably gonna lose motivation to read Catcher in the Rye, I actually might order a copy of Rainbow Six, I've played a fuck ton of Tom Clancy games, but never read one of his books

>>34598808
>>34598809
>>34598958
I just wanted her to read the story where two daughters got their dad drunk and then fuck him so the two sisters would have children

>>34598931
Can't wait for her to ask you something and then you drop all your spaghetti.

>>34598931
Kiss Emma in front of her and see how the friend reacts

>>34598798
I don't have much time to do that since I spend most of my time at home with my sister. But I feel like breaking right now.
>>34598931
>>34598958
I'm going to die from panic eventually, but thanks. It is comfy. The drives are pretty nice too, especially during fall.

>>34599049
I'm not sleeping until you tell your sister you're going to watch her masturbate

>>34599049
Do you have a porch? I've always wanted a porch or a fireplace for maximum comfy
>>34599002
Why the fuck is that in the Bible? And why would they rape their father and not some random guy if they wanted babies? Even I don't want dad babies, that's how you get all kinds of complications

Are these threads still 100% roleplaying circlejerks?

>>34599128
>Why the fuck is that in the Bible?
Like 70% of the bible is rape, murder, incest, incest rape, fratricide, and incest murder rape.

>>34599151
I knew there was rape, murder, and incest, but rape and incest? Didn't know that

>>34599128
>>34599211
>Why the fuck is that in the Bible?
Remember how god destroyed Sodom, well Lot's wife got turned into a pillar of salt and now Lot and his two virgin daughters hid in the mountains and the daughters realize that there are no men to fuck in the mountain besides dad if they wish to continue the family line. They get their father drunk, and over two consecutive nights have sex with him without his knowledge. They both get pregnant.

Why are religious storybooks so weird

>>34599266
Bronze age shit was crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

>>34599298
People LEGITIMATELY believe that stuff, no questions asked? What the fuck

What happened to OsakaSadman?

>>34599128
Porch? Yes. No fireplace though. Weather here is fucked though.
>>34599079
Then get ready to pull an all nighter.

>>34599417
24/7 marathon sex with his sister.

>>34599389
The video is very exaggerated, but yeah people of sodom wanted to rape angels, and lot tried to give them his daughters to the crowd instead. The Bible has almost every fetish in it

>>34599430
Mmm comfy
I want a porch that I can sit on and drink hot cocoa while muttering insults at my neighbors, and a fireplace to sit in a chair and a blanket by to just nap in
>>34599298
Okay I heard about the city being destroyed and the wife turning to stone things before, never about

>>34590159
Just got back from headpatting my otouto. Felt pretty damn good, thanks OP.

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>>34599977
GReentext nao plz

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>>34595805
>>34595891
>tfw H figured out Pat's relationship with his imouto.
>tfw H-san just wants the dicku that her onii-san never gave her and foolishly chases after Pat in an attempt to fill that need; but it won't be the same unless it is with her real onii-san.
>tfw H probably yells out "ONII-SAN!" durring sex to try to pretend it her brother giving her the nakadashi instead.

This is why you never deny your imouto the brother dicku.

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>>34599977
>Just got back from headpatting my otouto

Now go back and give him a boobie cuddle.

I wonder what the college girl with the broken brother is doing right now

>>34600175
Riding him I hope.

>>34600041

>sneak up behind him
>he's playing league
>start leaning over his shoulder
>start absentmindedly playing with his hair
>doesn't seem bothered
>this continues for a good 5 minutes
>game ends, turns around
>"what are you doing?"
>turns 360 degrees and walks away

>>34600396
Go give him a huggu

>>34595499
Actually kys

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>>34600396
These gestures of affection make me warm inside

>>34600198
Nope. I went over there and hung out for a while. I made him some okay chicken and then we sat around and watched some stuff on netflix. It was pretty normal, I don't really think anything along those lines will end up happening, not that I want them to. He did tell me to come back and see him more often though.

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>>34600497
>Actually kys

Very much encouraged in this thread.

>>34600873
Ask him if he wants you to be his sleep cuddle buddy

>>34600993
How about no because I have a place to sleep and live and that would be a pretty weird question to ask someone outside of an anime? For real though, as much as I would enjoy him wrapping me up and squeezing me to sleep I'm not really one to take any action myself.

>>34601111
okay brb crying myself to sleep

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>>34600873
>I made him some okay chicken
Great, the worst meat. It was probably a boneless skinless chicken breast too, what the fuck.

Good job.

>>34601111

Cuddle on a couch or something. No problem if you happen to drift off to sleep while being snuggled by a warm onii-chan.

>>34601216
Well that was rude. I did what I could.

>>34601237
Yeah if the opportunity arises then sure. We couldn't really cuddle because he was elevating his leg. I was sitting down at his feet.

>>34599025
>Em Friend: Hey Pat, how're you doing?
>P: Oh, I'm fine I guess
>EF: And how're you and Emma?
>P: Uh, we're fine
>EF: That's good
>P: Yeah
>EF: Mmm-hmm
>Poker faces on both sides

That was the extent of our interactions tonight, apart from saying hello and goodbye. Could've been worse.

>>34599039
Em pecked me on the cheek when they came in, her friend must've seen it but didn't seem to react.

Nothing out of the ordinary's happened since she left, the only reason I'm not snuggling the fuck out of Emma is because she'd rather I not do that while she poops.

>>34601269
Did you tell him you love him before you left?

>>34601307
Have you complimented her breasts today and try not to mention larger boobs when doing so

>>34601307
Remember to lick her vagina clean whenever she only pees.

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>>34601269

He's probably just grumpy and irritable due to a diet poor in vitamin i (imoutocalciferol).

My imouto is a Blue Cordon trained chef and her cooking is amazing when she goes all out

>>34601348
Nah, we didn't talk at all this morning and I wasn't gonna do that in front of her friend. Thanks for the reminder though.

>>34601353
So far it's been pretty damn clean by the time I've gotten to it.

>>34601309
No, I didn't really think about it.

>>34601358
He wanted chicken. He lifts weights a lot and chicken is like 80% of his diet. I'm sorry that a girl pursuing a biology degree isn't a master chef.

>>34601402
>So far it's been pretty damn clean by the time I've gotten to it.
Well then make sure you're in the bathroom ready to lick whenever she's peeing

>>34601402
What does Em think about both male and female cucks

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>>34601454
But I don't want her to think I'm a weirdo.

>>34601467
I doubt she has a strong opinion.

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>>34601358
Last time I cooked my sister food it was grilled swordfish with a lemon beurre blanc

Cooking isn't hard, you just need to select quality ingredients and apply yourself. Skinless chicken breasts are not quality ingredients.

Hell, learn how to grill a steak and make bearnaise and you're already 8/10 even with mediocre ingredients.

I would fockin wreck your imouto 1v1 m8

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>>34600873
>He did tell me to come back and see him more often though.
Cute!

>>34601412
>He wanted chicken. He lifts weights a lot and chicken is like 80% of his diet. I'm sorry that a girl pursuing a biology degree isn't a master chef.
You mis-understand, I'm not previous poster who criticized you, I am just bragging about my awesome imouto. Onii-chans will always be happy to eat a cute imouto's cooking, I would enjoy it if my sister so much as made me a bowl of oatmeal.

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>>34601412
>He lifts weights a lot and chicken is like 80% of his diet.
Because the only form in which chicken exists is fucking deboned skinless chicken breasts. You goddamn molester of culture.

>>34601505
You fuck your sister, you are already weird. Also how long until you tell your older sister how you go balls deep in Em

>>34601505
>But I don't want her to think I'm a weirdo.
It's a bit too late for that, buddy. I'm sure she'll let you if you ask.

>>34601572
Okay, the next time I go over to my brother's apartment and he says "Use some of the chicken I have in the freezer, make two for me" I'll go to the grocery store and spend a bunch of money I don't have and learn how to do something that I don't know how to do all in a span of like an hour just because you think that a chicken breast isn't good enough.

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>>34601216
>>34601509
>>34601572

Keep Calm and Love Imouto, anon.

>>34601580
I don't know, hopefully never. There's no way she won't find out eventually, but I'm not gonna say it to her face unless my hand is forced.

>>34601588
I probably should've mentioned that I don't actually want to do it that badly.

>>34601672
Chill out, I'm sure your cooking's fine and your brother loves you cooking for him. Don't get upset over a buncch of fags on a korean picture site.

I just spent $130 in tumbler cups and pizza because of my sisters friends for their fundraiser. I didn't even know the fundraiser was going on until today, and apparently has been going on since Monday.

>Got onto my sister that she should have asked me
>I'd be more than willing to help her out
>H: "You spend too much on me already. You should be happy"
>Feel bad for some reason
>H: "Plus, the prize is just another stupid tumbler cup."

>>34601679
My sister likes to follow our grandmother's cookbook sometimes. It baffles me how she can follow it because the measurements are listed as "just a bit" and "the right amount"

>>34601731
Please don't tell me to chill out. I can get upset when I want to.

>>34601715
>I probably should've mentioned that I don't actually want to do it that badly.
Try it, you might like it.
For reals though, it could become your new favorite fetish. Try it out at least once, just to see if you'd be interested in doing it more.

>>34601715
>unless my hand is forced.
you know that would make it look even worse, you have to come clean first instead of getting discovered or to some you are just hiding your rape

>>34601783
I'm sorry I just don't like it when people argue in these threads please don't hate me

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>>34601672
>spend a bunch of money I don't have
It's actually cheaper
>and learn how to do something that I don't know how
This is a good thing, and prepping a chicken is easy
>all in a span of like an hour
How far away is the grocery store?
>just because you think that a chicken breast isn't good enough.
I'm just saying, your brother will literally beg you to cook for him and it really isn't that hard to do.

>go over to sister's house
>please cook for me anon, I haven't tasted the subtle flavours of your meat in so long
>anything for you, dear oneesan
>eat the meal I lovingly prepared for my sister together with her
>in that moment I am truly happy

And then we went into the city to visit where her boyfriend works and have lunch with his family.

>>34601793
>to some

To the feminists who think all sex is rape.

>>34601784
Eh, I didn't say I didn't think I'd like it, I just don't wanna do it that badly. I dunno though, I'll take any excuse to eat her out, we'll see.

>>34601793
Dammit, I know, I just don't wanna see her face when she finds out. But whatever, I'm not gonna worry about it now.

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>>34601847
>I haven't tasted the subtle flavours of your meat in so long
Oh boy, I wonder what she meant by this

>where her boyfriend works
God damn it

>>34601849
>To the feminists who think everything is rape.
ftfy

>>34601849
>>34601881
Well if you are being sneaky about it then they assume the worst and in the incest case the worst is rape

>>34601831
No you're right. I have a thing about getting angry. Just some bad arguments and feeling like people think I'm stupid or can't think for myself.

>>34601943
So it's only rape because it's incest?

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>>34601891
>God damn it
Worst part is, he's fucking useless at everything beyond his field.

>wooo I have a PHD from MIT I'm a big boy
>can't cook
>can't fix shit
>one time, we were at a party and everyone ordered martinis, he got halfway through the fucker and I had to finish it for him to save him from embarrassment.
>second hand kissu with fucking sister's boyfriend
>third hand kissu with sister
>kill me

>>34601965
I hope that things go well for you and that you become a regular in these threads.

>>34602000
No it looks like rape when you try and hide it and the news only comes out after being discovered

>>34602072
Let's be real, it's not like everyone's gonna be fine with it if they just tell everyone.

>>34602027
Crush his skull

>>34602107
I never said that but when concerning immediate family LIKE HIS OLDER SISTER, hiding the relationship will put a bad picture in her mind

>>34602151
And you think the outcome would be good if he told her?

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Looks like L had what happened this morning on her mind.

>L's watching TV on the couch, I'm sitting at the desk doing some work.
>She's been quiet for a while.
>She suddenly gets up, walks towards me, and spins me around to face her.
>She sits on my lap.
>Starts kissing me.
>L:'You said it'd feel better with my shirt off.'
>Before I really register what she said, she's already taking her shirt off.
>Say something stupid about how I thought her bra was cute on her.
>Finally clicks that L is on top of me with nothing but a bra covering her otherwise bare chest.
>The dick assumes control.
>My hands are already working to unhook her bra.
>Every inch of skin from her waist to her bashful face is to visible to me.
>Holy shit.
>'Perfect'
>Before she replies I lean in kissing her neck and start teasing her nipples.
>Things start to pick up.
>Her breathing is starting to get heavy.
>Start nibbling on L's ear while she grinds me.
>Those sounds she's making are driving me mad.
>She leans hard into me.
>Chair tips and we both flip over.
>Lay there, mood ruined, laughing our asses off.
>Cuddle on the floor for a bit before she get up to go shower.

Now I'm just using work as an excuse to settle down some more.

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>>34602217
Just like in one of my Chinese cartons

I hope Lucy's feeling alright

>>34602217
Cock-blocked by a goddamn chair. That is definitely not something you see everyday.

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>>34602217
>Chair tips and we both flip over.

Next time do your work sitting on the bed.

>>34602529
>Bed tips and we both flip over.

>>34602529
I do most of my work on a desktop. L usually uses the laptop since it's hooked up to the TV.

>>34602464
I wouldn't say cock-blocked, since I don't think I would have let it escalate to sex. Though I think we might be approaching that time.

Late evening bump. Hope all are doing well

>>34602754
Good luck with L Oni-san

>>34603442
I'll probably have a talk with her about sex this weekend seeing as it's quickly becoming a very real possibility.

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Imoutos and onii-chans belong together!
desu