I think I'm able to beat a hippo with my bare hands. Not

>>34593456
Are you talking about a feminist or an actual hippo?

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I think I'm able to beat a lion with my bare hands.

Not kidding.

I practice MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the lion is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2nd that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a lion with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

I think I'm able to beat cthulu with my bare hands.Not kidding.

I practice MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the lion is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2nd that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

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>>34593534
forgot pic
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Stop shitting up my thread u fucking autists

After I beat the hippo I'll beat you all till you're literally retarded

I think I'm able to beat off with my bare hands.Not kidding.

I practice fucking the couch since 6 years, jerking off in a fleshlight since 7 years
Also masturbation since 4 years, 1m 87 seconds on average.

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for my dick to get hard, stroke the shaft, and rub my finger around the head. I won't stop, and at the smallest amount of stimulation, my prostate is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2nd that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

wait. can I get a quick rundown?

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I think I'm able to beat my father with my bare hands.

Not kidding.

I practice MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the father is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2nd that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a father with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

>>34593456
Never seen a hippo the post
OP you faggots.
A hippo would eat you.

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>>34593703
Give him a lethal dose of morphin instead

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I think I'm able to beat a tranny with my bare hands.

Not kidding.

I practice Triggering since 6 years, mansplaining in parallel since 7 years
Also misusing pronouns since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I have an insane hatred, statistics similar to my intentions. I just have to wait for him to try to guilt trip me, dodge his opinions, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tranny is finished.

>>34593456
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>>34593534
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>>34593850
One of the best threads on /r9k/ so far this year

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I think I'm able to beat the tide of Islam with my bare hands.

Not kidding.

I practice Gregorian hymns since 6 years, baptising infidels in parallel since 7 years
Also ousting heresy since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I have an insane piety, honor similar similar to my piety. I just have to wait for Islam to invade Gibraltar, beseech the Pope to call all Christian kings to defend our lands, and mount a 200 year series of invasions to retake the holy land. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake they do, the Saracens are finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with God willing the destruction of infidels, my friends, and 2nd that's not with your weak ass heretic souls that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a charging jihadist with a great sword anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires Deus Vult.

Posting in ebin include me in the screen shot =)

this is an above average thread

thread of the month for sure man

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I think I'm able to beat OP with my bare hands.

Not kidding.

I practice mud wrestling since 6 years, eating turists in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 4,78 for 4320 kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to try and punch me like a faggot, take his bitch attack, and crush his head with my teeth. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, OP is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2nd that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any hippo with a minimum of training can beat a man with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

>>34594100
200 pounds of absolute kek

>>34593456
>Mfw I've influenced someone's copypasta.

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i dated a guy who legit thought he could run faster than my miniature pinscher because "he has short legs"