I had sex with Brittany Venti 2 days ago. Ask me anything.

>>34593350
You have some serious problems if you have to shill yourself for orbiters. You are mentally broken and need help.

Sage goes in all fields

>>34593350
How stinky is her butthole and pussy? How did you meet her? Is she easy to fuck? How much did it cost? Was she constantly saying ayyy lmao? How was it like fucking a hammerhead shark? Can't believe you fucked Sid the sloth

The only thing anybody should be asking for is proof.
i don't believe you

>>34593350
proof cunt

>>34593350
I had sex with her 5 days ago. AMA

>>34593350
Is retard pussy any different from normal (only semi-retarded) female pussy?

>>34593398
Did the dirty with the Venti a week ago. ask me anything

>>34593350

I haven't had sex with Brittany Venti. AMA

>>34593350
Why are you on this board?
ergo

>>34593350
Who the fuck is Brittany Venti?

>>34593377
I was watching the he will not divide us stream and saw her there. Decided fuck it, why not go, since I live in queens.
So I went with a couple of my other friends, memes there and spoke to her.
I'm a semi chad, so I did t really have much competition, most of the guys over there are heavy autistic.
Mind you, so am I, but I'm meme autistic and can control it.

So yeah, it was pretty easy to talk to her, since we both browse 4chin.

Got her number, went out for drinks, went back to my place, drank more, fucked and shit posted.

She's actually much more different in person them her stream.

Her vagina didn't smell and the sexy was pretty bueno. She's pretty thick, kind of shy at first, but once she knew I was a dork as well, she let loose.

>>34593350
What drives you to lie pathologically on the internet? Are you trying to give yourself confidence?

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>>34593484
The main character in the Ice Age movies.

>>34593501
Post pics that we can all pretend are her because you're a lying fuck. Or like a text convo

>>34593381
>>34593392
Im phone posting atm
Even then I wouldn't do that to her.
I rather everyone just think I'm bullshiting.
Its just fun to get a nice ego boost, especially since she browses here and you guys know her.

>>34593501
Did she burp in your face?

What did it smell like?

Also post proofs or you're a lying faggot

>>34593518
No, I'm on Oxy right now.
I feel warm and like I'm on clouds.

>>34593501
>went out for drinks
she's like 15

>>34593501
>went out for drinks

lmao you should've done more research before posting anon, she's underage.

She went home with /pol/ blart 2 days ago around 3:30AM. Bars close in NYC at 4:00AM

You're a fucking liar. Don't denigrate by burpfu

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>>34593350
What is it like having the entire west USA's sloppy seconds?

>>34593567
>>34593574
Doubt it, she got carded and let in.

is brittany venti a boy or a (((girl)))?

>>34593350
She used to troll people but now that she is found out she played it off as a "character" she plays.

Then she can continue to make troll videos but now everyone is in on the joke. I don't get the appeal.

Same thing with Boxxy, was a troll, found out, played it off as a "character". It kind of pisses me off

>>34593594
She's 20. Just admit you lied famalma

>>34593532
>I rather everyone just think I'm bullshiting.

Well thats the reality of it whether you want it that way or not.

If youre going to make shit up about fucking a girl, why not pick a girl who isnt Sid from ice age?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRL--nTby30

so hot

>>34593350
same but 4 days ago, easy pussy boss

>>34593642
Never heard of her before. Never want to ever again. Fucking degenerate

Isn't she half black?

>plays a twitch whore "character"
>is actually just a regular twitch whore

Gucciness

>>34593642
Glad that my constant spamming of this on the hwndu threads wasn't all for naught

>>34593350
She's ugly as fuck broski

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>>34593350
Fuck off you lying sack of shit nigger

i'm having sex with her right now. AMA

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>>34593350
I would unironically fug the shit out of Brittany desu

>>34594067
Ask how small ops dick was bruh

>>34593350
/pol/blart?

Venti doesn't drink.

/Endthread

>>34593501
>went out for drinks
She's like 19 bro

Nice try, but ya blew it lad.

>>34594169
Proof? origano

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>tfw no Brittany gf

t. not Brittany

Sup Ponytail.

Only an attention whore like herself would make a thread like this. Go away cam whore!

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>>34593594
>>34593616

She's actually 19. OP has been BTFO by his own stupidity.

>>34594256
your tits are epic but your face is mongol as fuck

>>34593594
and that way you ruined your story, sperg

I give zero fucks unless you can give us pics of her tits.

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>>34594397
Wow that's not nice Brittany is literally perfect

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>>34594447
post nudes

oriagnilal

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I actually donate $200 to Brittany every week, because her boyfriend doesn't work. Lazy cunt. I think she's into me though. I'm one of her two mods (the other being her boyfriend) but she always talks to me in stream. I always asked if she can flash on hitbox, but she just ignores me so I stopped asking lol but yeah, her boyfriend is a major loser, and she needs to be with someone that can support her.

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>>34594518
I know this is bait, but it makes me so sad because I know there's actual people out there like this.

>>34593772
It shows she's a chill girl

>>34594155
You wish. You can say she's ugly, but she can do way better than /pol/blart

>>34593501
where you the guy who told her you were hitting on her? like when you first talked? the guy who was on her stream?

>>34594518
>People actually give money to this ugly bitch

Her eyes are too far apart, massive red bags under her eyes and sickly pale skin. Not even her THICCness can save her from her ugly face, sloth looking bitch

>>34594564
Doubtful. That guy didn't even know what Kek was.

>>34594543
there was one in some missalice thread. The guy was totally convinced she into him only.
I don't know if I should laugh at such a people or cry for them

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>>34594577
I'd wifey.

Fuck off Discordfags

>>34594584
yeah I guess, she did say she got "cockblocked from a cute guy" right after he left the conversation, I doubt she would care if he knew memes, and from the way OP talks, he's the type of guy who goes around in public saying he posts on 4chan and wears Pepe clothing, so it would make sense if OP was the guy

>>34594593
I'd fuck her. She's probably extremely easy to get also, all you have to do is compliment her a bit, pretend she's funny and spout some /pol/ tier memes. Attention whores are always easy, especially with they have self-worth issues like her

I know which one you are OP

You were the guy with the black hair, swept over and up, like the classic chad hairstyle, quite tall, noticably more handsome than the rest of the 4chan spergs. You were in the background of some gif i saw with brittany and pol blart in the foreground.

>>34593684
1/8th black

>>34594646
oh also milkman was there

>>34593616
>>34594320
>>34594406
Not op and memes aside, do you people dont know how bars work? They let underage girls all the time.
Women are good for business.

It's NYC tards you can find a bar that doesn't ID anywhere.

Thanks for giving me the idea to use that hewillnotdivideus stream to scope out bitches though

>>34593501
that's actually believable, you're an intelligent person if you made it up

>>34594701
>They let underage girls all the time. Women are good for business.
>Get your alcohol licence revoked and get in legal trouble

No they don't. A lot of bars scan your ID also

>>34593350
why the fuck are her eyes so far apart? looks like a deformity of some kind

>>34594743
that's exactly what he wants to hear. What are you? a fucking shill?

>>34593350
No proof, no truth.

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Is this you OP??

oreganoganogano

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>>34594815
This is most probably OP

Not sure if its the same guy from your pic.

>>34594701
but he said she was carded, retard

I know from a pretty good source that Brittany is still a virgin.

>>34594882
Same. She doesn't put out.

>>34594863
>>34594815
they both look the same, is this the new fuckboy memelord look?
is this all it takes to fuck Brittany?

>>34594882
She said she was in a relationship for 3.5 years.
I kind of doubt she isn't tainted

>>34594882
Bullshit , on a periscope qa she said her cherry was already popped

>>34594815
>>34594863
>>34594914
OPs story was already btfo and you guys still are trying to guess who is he? That's r9k for you
>>34594935
that's from bike riding, come on

>>34594958
I only read posts with pictures or with (You)s
so you just got btfo

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>>34594914
No its not the same guy

Pic related was chad tier and the also a 4chan sperg so he fits the bill perfectly.

Brittany could have a fake id or just go to a bar where the bouncer knows her/doesnt give a fuck. In bongistan girls can get into clubs/bars at 15 if they're slutty enough/have fake ids.

>>34594975
I got btfo by your stupidity, I agree

>>34595011
The OP himself said she was carded... how stupid can you be?
Also I watched the stream. The guy you posted didn't seem to be that much into her. I kind of shipped them too, lol

>>34595012
Wow, the weakness, admitting defeat. Sad!

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>*BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPP*
>I didn't *MMMMRRRPPP* have sex with anyone!
>You can all *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLCCCHHH* fuck off because I'm not that *BOOOOAAAARRRPPP* kinda girl

>>34595021
>The OP himself said she was carded... how stupid can you be?
>she could have fake id/or a friends id
do you even reading comprehension?

>>34594958
>That's from bike riding, come on
She said , and i quote "I'm not a virgin"

>>34595036
Oh, I'm so sorry my retarded overlord

>>34595079
wtf, I hate Brittany now
>>34595051
so you really believe some robot did Brittany and is bragging about it on this board?

>>34594701
If they do and most places besides clubs don't, they mark your hands so you can't drink

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>>34595086
>I'm your overlord
I like the sound of that

>>34595044
burps are literally the biggest turn on goddamn belch on me Brittany

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>>34595044
That's soooo Brittany!

>>34595105
>so you really believe some robot did Brittany and is bragging about it on this board?
nah im just saying its in the realm of possibility she isnt a saint and imo isnt even really that good looking, maybe a 6.5/10. Cant be that hard to bag desu, especially if you're a chad (which a lot of /fa/ & /fit/ are, especially ones that'll be rich enough to live in NYC)

>>34595179
maybe. I might be wrong, but she doesn't seem like someone who puts out the same day she meets someone though.

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>>34595156
>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCCCHHHHH*
>I hope you don't mind anon...I had Indian food so these will be *UUURRPP* pretty stinky

>>34595157
>3d ahego

>>34593350
Does she gave down syndrome? She's ugly as shit

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>>34596069
REEEEEE FUCK YOU normies get off my streamer girl!

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>>34596753
Lmaoing @your life. She's a 4/10 on a good day and here you are worshiping her you low test beta cuck. I bet you give her money like all the other cucks

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>>34593350


Orinjinalllity

>>34593602

She's gone for the alt right dollar.

Thought she was kind of cute when she was on that stream. Now that I'm seeing more pictures, her face really isn't as cute as I first thought, and she's pretty fat as fuck too. Definately not cute. 4/10 at best.

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>>34593350
What is 83!

Also what significance does Plymouth rock have to the new world

>>34593501
What about ginger?

>>34594120
>that webm

Ungh, just KISS me.

>>34593350
did she refer to your penis as a "donger"

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Did we summon her yet?