I'M SICK OF IT. I'M SICK OF COMING HERE EVERYDAY AND

this is basically the general discussion board of 4chan because /b/ is just porn

>>34656233
YOU have the power to change. Don't expect it to come from outside forces.

>>34656307

How about you shove that New age typenthinking deep inside your asshole yeah?

you will keep coming back until you become a normie, which clearly isn't happening lol.

>>34656329
Sure buddy, just keep blaming anything but yourself for why your life sucks.

create your own threads mate

r9k is shit, but is the only place i can have the sort of interaction i am comfortable having and every now and then you can find something original

wheen i tired of being here i use /lit for slightly smarter shitpost

to shitpost while reading is also a good experience, when you are tired of reading you look at the catalog and search for something to discuss about, put some music on and roll the in memelifestyle

>>34656233
uni thread is usally a good thread though

I'm only really sick of fembot threads t b h

Because you have nowhere else to go

>>34656329
ay ya didny gae dae wi haggigaggen ta giggity?

Come to /pol/ lad. We welcome robots with open arms.

>>34656341

Yeah because blaming everything on you is the cure to everything. Go suck on Tony Robbin's tiny dick faggot.

>>34656432
not him but you called me a degenerate
screw you norman

>>34656456
There you go thinking in extremes again, how's the autism going?

>>34656432
>Come to /pol/
That board is all high schoolers from iFunny who found out the source of twitter Trump memes. You guys basically hate everything about the site that makes your shitty discussion possible, too. Literally the biggest cancer on this website.

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>>34656233
No way in, no way out! No way in, no way out!

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>>34656432
>We welcome robots with open arms.
As long as you have the education and political knowledge of a toast.....a very bitter and hateful toast.
Now back to pol with you

>>34656457
>>34656506
>>34656569
Go away JIDF

originalel

>>34656622
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is garbage. Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is the Mexican restaurant you eat at because you can't think of anything else and you're too tired to cook. Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is cellulose chicken in a paper-towel tortilla in an ocean of dry rice and tasteless refried beans with only the pat of oily melted cheese that is the "skins" system to enliven it.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a game that is less interesting than the option to spend 90 minutes for each pull of a slot machine lever that has the chance to make your gun a different color, and then doing this for twenty differnt guns and colors.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a zombie. The game is the streamlined, neutered descendent of slightly less boring but still very boring game "Counter-Strike", itself a modification of rail-travel simulator "Half-Life". Half-Life ends when you travel into space to kill a giant baby. Counter-Strike: Global Offensive ends when you realize that each match is essentially the same. The teams are the same: players switch after 15 rounds. People do not buy Counter-Strike: Global Offensive because it is advertised on Steam. People buy Counter-Strike: Global Offensive because they invested themselves in Counter-Strike when they were young and didn't know better. People buy Counter-Strike: Global Offensive because it is kept relevant by the venerable "professional gaming" racket. If not for the fact that adolescent men believed in the backs of their heads that they could make good money playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, sponsored by Mountain Dew and Doritos, the game would be as dead as Quake I deathmatch. QUAKE ONE.

>>34656622
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a solved problem. Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a game in which a LUA script can outperform any human. Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a Skinner box that has achieved the minimum effort-reward ratio to keep people playing, and when reward dipped below investment, their response was to add gun skins.

tl;dr: Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is SHIT.

I have the same problem, is it possible to permanently ban 4chan from your internetz?

>>34656757
CS is a perfect game. The community may be cancer but the game is perfect.

>>34656807
Protip: I will never, ever fucking do what you say. Not ever. This is not an ultimatum, this is not a threat, this is my fucking five-year plan. I don't give a fuck what you think you can do. You spam threads I'm browsing, I'll post on-topic, AND BUMP, just to spite you. You shitpost and I'll shitpost back with double the length, girth, and fucking intensity. You'll THINK you've killed a thread that's on page 9 and I'll bring it back while you're lying in bed. For every word you post, I will post three, and in the end, it is YOU who will tire.
>H-he'll get tired eventually! I have nothing to worry about!
Ha! Is that what you think? Get this through your thick head: I have read every page of Case Closed. I have filled EVERY codex entry in Warframe. I do meaningless, pointless, autistic shit for tens of hours at a time just to show that I CAN. I've been training at this for my entire life. I will go to any extreme to frustrate you. I will countersage. I will make twenty new threads and post in all of them. I will profile your posting with fucking MATH and hunt you on every board, every website, every state, and every country. Report me? My shell scripts can set up a new VPN in less time than it takes your shitty slavic dial-up to load the button. I don't care who you are. If by some evil fucking anti-miracle you become a mod, I'll spend every dime I have and every waking minute bringing this site down on top of us both. If you become the fucking president, I'll incite a civil war and hang you from a fucking gibbet. I will fight you to the last through any universe.
>"I-it's just copypasta! He can't be serious!"
Do you realize where you are? If not, allow me to lend you a clue: this isn't fucking Reddit, where you can bend the consensus over with a few bots and some upvotes. It's not Twitter, where you can pay some memelord to RT you and buy a few hundred followers. This is 4CHAN, idiot, and you have no domain here.

>>34656457
>>34656506
>>34656569
>t. JIDF shillary millennial anime watching faggots.

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>>34656737
>>34656757
>>34656807
>>34656811
There is some sort of joke i'm not getting

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>>34656233
Hey, hey, you don't have to raise your voice

>>34656489

>You have the power to change!
>Everything is your fault

Hmmm OK! Let's see that in different situations

>Not born with Chadlike genetics
>Its your FAULT bro you have the power to change

Hmmm so its not entirely based on biology but its suddenly MY fault for not having good genes? Fair enough. Next.

>Get robbed and mugged by some niggers
>Its your FAULT bro you have the power to change!

Oh so its my fault because niggers prefer to act on primitive instinct rather than to deal things on a civil manner? Wow! Please tell me more.

check out peer review journals

do some cool projects on your own

Pirate stuff like algo traders, FL studio (digital music), et cetera.

These boards will always be vapid so long as we don't have hotwheels as and admin who rewards interesting discussion.

>>34657126
>et cetera

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>>34656233
Your brain is associating this place with good times and it rewards you for coming here. You feel like crap so you somehow figure coming here will solve and and your brain gives you a fleeting dose of dopamine just because.

You don't understand how to get out of this black hole so you just come back here.

Start doing other things. Start learning to program and gleaning skills so feel rewarded when you actually learn something new or create something you do before.

I'm of the belief that this board has no purpose and is really only doing harm to people at this point. I figure it'll be removed in the near future.

>>34657179
Hobby paths:

>start learning python/msq4 + capital markets and learn to do algo trading = extreme mega tryhard required to be profitable, 6 hours a day + studying required of both markets and coding. To develop a baseline of trading strats (aim for 15-60% a year over 50+ trades), check out earningswhispers, babypips, forexlive, investopedia, and try different investing styles.

>download fl studio and become a meme dj. Publish music on an alt account for the first 2-3 years as you will be shit, but eventually make your first official soundcloud and just try to be really innovative

>Get an art program (or just lots of pencils and notepads), and new masters academy membership, study erik olsen, then rey bustos and glenn viplu. Then you go max tryhard learning new shit and try to win local state tournaments

>edgelord /pol/ack
Study police investigation methods, as tryhard as possible. Learn how the fbi tracks people and find ways to throw them off. Go to KKK rallies and find slightly older people who would be willing to do illegle shit. The oldest will be fathers and the youngest will be weak to lefty influence, so you need to find 24-28 year olds are ideal. Then you find black people to rob. Prefferably the hardest ones to rob, such as Kanye West, who will have weapons and expensive security. Make it clear to your criminal partner its more about the glory than the money.

>>34657339
Also know that rich people will have lots of ways to throw off thieves, ranging from having guards with weapons, to putting tracking devices all over their most expensive objects.

>>34656371
this
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>>34657228
It was a really cool and interesting board before m00t removed it. Lot's of different stories, discussions, topics. Then when he resurrected it, the cool parts of the board were long gone and only the sad REEEEEE life hating depressants remained.