Hey /r9k/, irl Chad checking in. How's your day going?

Those feminine eyes bruh

the hell

something ain't right with this guy

ew dude whats wrong with your face

You look way too feminine to be Chad.
Your eyes say "Please be nice 2 me :-))))"

You're a beta normie at best

>>34656990
>>34657000
>>34657010
>>34657016
Yeah but I'm 5'10 and a half. Girls love tall guys and never seem to get enough of me.

>>34656974
>tfw my sides are bursting because a 6/10 thinks he's a Chad

>>34657039
>6/10
lol okay. the ladies seem to disagree

>>34657034
>mfw he thinks 5'10 is tall
>mfw he is getting Chad's sloppy seconds (or more likely fifths or sixths)

>>34657000
he is half reptilian

>>34657067
dude i said AND A HALF
learn to read

>>34656974
OP here
I'm lolling at all you virgins trying to tear me down. how about you actually kiss a girl and than say something

>>34656974
I don't feel like being a dick towards someone who obviously isn't the OP, but whatever:

>tubby round undefined face
>undefined, overly large brows
>weak neck structure
>curly hair
>blonde

Not a chad.

>>34657085
I like how you get triggered at the half inch, but you don't even bother denying the sloppy seconds claim. Sounds like a Chad to me. You know, there is this great website for people like you called reddit.com. Maybe you should check it out sometimes

>>34657146
>curly hair
>blonde
>bad
lol okay
always getting compliments on those features bro. all that other stuff idk what the fuck your talking about, sounds like some overly obsessive gay shit to me honestly

>>34657170
sloppy seconds is still better than anything you guys are getting
but it isn't true anyways, girls are always fresh for me

>>34656974
5/10, very average.

original

>>34656974
lmao you look like a gayer version of that dude from good mythical morning

>>34657220
>5/10
no, jesus christ, look at >>34657067 >>34657034
>>34657170 I'm 5'10 AND A HALF

>>34656974
Someone posted a shoop of reptilian with this guy's pic, it was pretty funny.

>>34657176
If you like someone you will tend to over time like everything about them, including and sometimes even especially things you wouldn't consider attractive per se out of context.

Ain't responding to this half assed bait thread anymore tho.

>>34657176
>always getting compliments on those features bro.
I'm guessing you live with your mom if your always getting compliments on those features

>>34657257
Lol okay virgin. its chicks in real life giving me them, maybe if you went outside you would know
good luck though bro

>>34657247
Btw, you could make the trolling a little less obvious. I get your trying to go "oh this will be funny to see them so triggered XDdddd", but it's just not working. This is honestly just a sad attempt. Anyways, I'm bored with this, so cya

>>34657288
literally what the fuck are you talking about