Post one sentence that hasn't been posted before

I have many friends and am happy with how my life currently is.

>>34657246
I'm not a pathethic virgin

>>34657262
Holy shit that actually worked

OP is cool and not a faggot

I fuck dogs

I'll face my problems like a man.

>>34657295
How was this never said before??? organoOoOoOoOoooeoeoeoeoeo

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I know what a vagina feels like

I'm really satisfied with my life.

I've had sexual intercourse

>>34657338
>>34657295

l fuck dogs

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I fucked my girlfriend

>>34657381
That's an L you faggot

>>34657201

l had sex before

l'm not a virgin

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>>34657409

You feII for it.

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l Iove women

>>34657201
This is not much of a challenge.

>>34657469
The longer this board goes on the more difficult it gets

Hillary is perfect.

Trump is perfect.

>>34657486
>>34657544
Faggots BTFO

>>34657568
You would have thought, this was said before

im planning on murdering my family

That's really easy.

I'm a normal, functioning human being in a loving relationship with a woman who I can trust the rest of my life with.

>>34657201
God damn, this green tea is so much better after I added Splenda

>>34657588
loI l know right?

I have a good social life

Now you're back, from outer space, I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

>>34658034
I Iove my mom

Multiculturalism is the future.

>>34657201
I just got asked out by a girl

I feel good today

I prefer vagina over boipucci

Life is not pain.

>>34657201
cheese it go well if yes, what do you seven?

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>>34657201
Hurt me snake.

>>34657485
its not hard, your just doing it wrong
>>34658170

optimates

Anime does not interest me.

>>34658200
>>34658170
The robot actually resets after a while

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Sorry Alyssa

school is shit

Sentences are much easier than individual words.

Kiss my ass! You'll never find them all!

I owe you nothing.

>>34658252
"would you like some cheese with that wine?"
"the roast durian is delicious! good job selma!"
"hey, have you ever heard of lord xenu? great guy"

>>34658382
"jesus christ man! put the straws down!"
"literally just the word 'dab' on its own"
"off we go to munchkin land! I'm sure we'll find jhon there!"

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I am happy and content with my life and the way in which it's developing.

Charlie, put the shoes back now.

How long will it take until we can only communicate with random combinations of letters and numbers?

>>34657462
I love looking at them. But whores are fucking evil. You can love them unconditionally but they have all the conditions. 70% of divorces are initiated by them. After break ups they got over their ex, while men have a tendency to continue to feel pain for the rest of their lives

>>34658751
How long will it take until we can only communicate with random combinations of numbers and letters?

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If you fight a hot-dog, be sure to press the ceiling with your thoughts in a firm, yet distinctive yellow.

girls make the best boys

l love my girlfriend very much

boys make the best girls

Yellow quiet is literally the worst.
Adorable Donk and Mint horse are the best ones.

>>34657295
I fuck gods.

>>34658751
>>34658787
Likely very damn long

"semen tastes like gum, would you agree?"

Kek is reaI

I wish there was more shitposting on this board.

I have never had suicidal thoughts

I'm not gay if I fuck traps

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>>34659315
I'm absolutely not surprised that went through.

[spoilder] I can't relate to it either. [/spoiler]

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>>34659371
holy fuck my first time fucking up spoilers

>>34657201
You're right I don't have social anxiety

i am a normal human being

I don't hate myself every day.

>>34659391
I'm sure it was my dude :^

>>34657201

before posted been hasn't that sentence one Post

My comment is originaI.

l'm a normie

>>34659558
very nice senpai

Dare to win, till you die.

One sentence that hasn't been posted before.

I find women attractive.

Women contribute to society.

I'm grateful to be alive

I have faith in God

I never really liked porn

>>34657201
I have a fulfilling and fun job and enjoy waking up early to get through traffic for it.

bowling for Columbine.

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l have had sex.

>>34657201
I'm really happy, I don't want to die at all

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Kek is wrong

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i have eaten ass

I am appreciated by the people around me.

>>34657201
My life honestly could not get any better and I have no real reason to be on this board.

>>34657201
Women aren't inferior

>>34660215
a mans ass?

Life is interesting and I don't spend all my time actively trying to escape it by constantly browsing the internet, watching tv shows/movies/anime, and using drugs.

l do not want to die.

Liking feminine penises is still gay.

>>34657201
My parents are proud of my accomplishments.

>>34657201
A single sentence never before posted.

>>34657201
>tfw a gf
commentori originoli

>>34657201
i can suck my own pepe
commentari aminati

>>34657201
ok virgins

l'm a pathetic virgin.

This board is fun.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

I only browse 4chan for 1 hour a week and I can stop whenever I want

;m;

liking traps is not normal

I like to pick the the corn out of my poop and stick them on my teef and pretend I'm a hillbilly while dancing around with nothing but socks on

Sometimes I rub my willy and the white stuff come out.

Alcohol is healthy.

>>34657201
I love my family and I'm heading to uni soon

I'm okay with life.

>>34657201
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood

i am a happy guy

My life is improving