>its 2017 and you still don't have a boyfriend
but i have money free time anime and friends
WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE
HIS FEET?
>>34659515
.Me mate
>>34659551
On a scale from 0 to gay, with 0 being the least gay and gay being the most gay, that's gay.
>>34659593
Its so gay her boipussy caught your attention and you had to come in this thread to post and fap?
Are there that many faggots and traps on /r9k/ or is this a meme done by 1 or 2 dedicated anons? There is so many fucking threads up REEEEEEEEEEE
>>34659624
Yes. These threads are surreal it's actually hilarious.
Why does """""""""""she""""""""""" dress like a mid-2000s emo?
>>34659477
Nope. Because I'm no fag.
>>34659832
Who cares the big question is what does her boiclit look like?
Girl in OP's pic is a girl unless she doesn't identify as one. If you misgender her, you're just being edgy.
>>34659863
Implying fucking a trap is gay I think you are in denial senpai
>>34659477
Nice boipussy, spread it you little fuck boi
Faggots will burn in hell.
>>34659945
Hell isn't real and neither is homosexuality
>>34659477
is there more of this girl?
>tfw no qt gf (male) to cuddle and sniff her feet and butt
>inb4 attention whore tripfags
>>34659832
well, what do you think emo bois became ?
>>34660236
All it takes is one picture of Cheska to trigger the event.
>>34659477
Or girlfriend fmpl but as I cruise towards 40 I don't really care at this point
>>34660002
this is what traps should look like
>>34660256
this is a bag of fat
>>34659477
>>34660002
The face is hidden for a reason.
>>34660336
No matter what, she's still got masses of orbiters and has the uncanny ability to show up and derail these threads. You can't deny this.
>tfw no husky bf to sniff my hair and pet me
it's gay to not be attracted to this
>>34660236
i'm already here, just without a trip, like most of the time.
>>34660397
I'm not a regular on this board but I've seen "her" post. She's fat and not that good looking face-wise (I avoid saying ugly). I guess she gets orbiters because they think they have a chance with her based on her below average looks.
>>34660424
that's a female
unsurprisingly not original comment
>>34660424
There is 0zero chance that's a dude
>>34659875
You mean his penis?
>>34659477
Where would you even find one?
>>34661111
OwO checked
also this
>>34659503
i want one oh please my dick is diamonds
why is it so hard to find hotties like this on grindr? where can i find the babes like this?
>>34659477
I can repress my homosexual attraction when I want to, but it doesn't make me attracted to women. How do I develop an attraction for females?
>>34661181
I need a source on this anon
>>34661370
her name is partialasian
I'd love to find a boyfriend/trap/transgirl to be with. Shit will never happen though man.
>>34661181
How can I fund or support more of this in the world
Maybe I can buy stock in pharma companies that make HRT? Anyone have a list?
>>34661761
why?
orinarineoresre
no qt wants a fat bf, i lift everyday i just dont like cardio.
>>34661828
>tfw no strongfat bf
Extra text goes here to appease our robot god
>>34661802
Because they're super rare, even though I live in a big city. And also, how would I even know if the girl Im seeing is a trap? I'd be a creep if I just went looking for a girl that had a penis. Though I could just start dating girly looking boys, but Ive only ever dated women. He'd have to be pretty feminine I think for me to be interested.
>>34661828
you dont need cardio to lose fat...
you can just eat less for caloric deficit, and lift to not lose the existing muscle you have
>>34661257
I don't think you're supposed to be attracted to women. You're supposed to realize that your duty to society and family as a male is to marry one and produce offspring with it. She is going to be a harpy leech that drains you of your resources and energy but hopefully she will raise the children and either keep the house or help bring in supplementary income. For most of human history males kept women begrudgingly as a utility to preserve their bloodline, but sexually did whatever they wanted. It's only recently that you're now "weird" if you're not romantically and physically enchanted by females 24/7. You can thank feminism and consumer culture for that.
>>34661828
I honestly wouldn't mind a fat bf if I was comfortable with being in a relationship as I am now, the problem is I myself am fat and ugly. If I was a cute twink like the pics and webms ITT, I'd love a big guy, muscular or fat.
Is it gay to be attracted to this?
>>34661985
No that anon, but Im a skinny/fit dom bi guy. Problem is, Ive never actually been with a dude, as Im only into feminine guys. But I have thing for chubby girls and guys.
>>34661799
you can support more of this in the world by paying for my hrt so i can become a trap
>>34662040
yes, and I'm bi as fug
>>34660336
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING INSULT MY WAIFU YOU CUNT
>>34662127
>yes
why it gay?
>>34662075
do you have potential
isn't it covered by medical insurance anyways
>>34662238
not in burgerland
im 18 and skinny, so yes
>>34661944
>It's only recently that you're now "weird" if you're not romantically and physically enchanted by females 24/7
What really posts my pepes is when you reject a woman and she immediately assume that you must be gay.
>>34662200
he is a male???
r8 my tits r9k
>tfw no qt gf
I saw a girl recently and i was stunned.
She had short hair , she was my age and she had this really natural , healthy type of beauty. We locked eyes for a second or two. She was very cute and she looked very shy. Like the type of girl i'd have to work to get. Her parents were with her and they seemed strict but not in a very bad way. I couldn't stop looking at her and i'll never see her again.
>>34662666
sends shivers down my spine/10
Go back to /lgbt/ you cock hungry fag lords
>>34662666
extra cute /10
would suc
>>34662666
eat a sandwich kid/10
>>34662666
satans own tits, pure temptation
I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW. FUCKING GIVE ME ONE FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP ASKING
>"WHY DONT YOU HAVE ____ YET?"
BECAUSE I'M A ROBOT REEEEE FUCKING GIVE ME OEN AND YOU WONT HAVE TO START THESE FUCKING THREADS
SOMEBODY BE MY FEMENINE BF
>>34662755
I love HRTits so much.
>>34662666
that's a cute bell collar
>tfw no /cuteboy/ bf
daily reminder that cute boys are superior in every way to transfags
>>34660423
fucking hell, more please
>>34662040
considering he's not even especially attractive its not even up for debate
>>34663590
but that's a woman with a pussy
>>34663680
>but that's a woman with a pussy
I do not believe it
>>34663913
>I do not believe it
>>34664800
Why the fuck would she do that?
I am fine with MtF's honestly but I have zero respect for FtM people
>>34659649
If you closely watch the patterns, you can see that it's primarily a dedicated few.
>>34664958
this, its a small group of fags working for the kikes trying to shill the homosexual agenda on poor robots
>>34660249
>well, what do you think emo bois became ?
Normal white collar workers, actually. Some became hipsters.
>>34664958
>primarily a dedicated few.
yeah, a few hundred
this board is a gay board
>tfw got bf
>tfw he doesnt want a gf (male)
>>34659649
It's safe to say that we have around 20 millions of unique visitors a month. Let's say only 5% go to /r9k/, that's still 1 million. Let's pull numbers out of my ass (no homo) and say 1% of them is gay, that would still be 10 000 gays on the board. Now let's assume 1% of them are traps, and that's still 100 people.
Assuredly, even if a few of those 100 people are regulars and dedicated, they can easily shit up the board everyday. Especially as trolls hop on the trend as easily as newfags take the b8t and never Sage.
>>34662666
>he fell for the transition meme
You're gonna look 100% fucked up before long, kek.
>>34659832
>chrono goddess found the outdated outfit
>>34660236
Does ANYONE have source on this image?
>>34659477
Yeah because i can't find a robot trap bf
kill me
>>34666186
bobbibottoms
>>34663265
Do I have a chance as a cute boy or should I give up looking for a boyfriend?
>>34659477
stinky butt
the stinky butt hole
>>34660423
damn is that you? i'm a husky bf i think
post contact
>>34664940
not ftm
>>34667433
where did benis go
the penis is the most sacred part of a woman
>>34666681
Yes, you have a chance
If you be my cute bf I'll even show you the way to cute boy status
>>34666681
>Do I have a chance as a cute boy or should I give up looking for a boyfriend?
you should give up looking for a boyfriendbecause you already found a bf right here cutie~
>>34666681
photo is low quality but i'd date you desu ^_^
>>34666541
His face is horrendous
>>34659477
>tfw finally got a bf
2017 is the year everything turns around
>>34666681
are you gonna grow your hair out?
>>34667740
its a her
>>34659477
I do, he just doesnt want me.
He just likes me because I make him feel good emotionally, but he doesnt actually want to claim me.
I'm too fucked up to do anything about it and nobody else would want me anyways.
I have a belly pudge (5'7" 140lb) Some years ago I lost 50lb (I was 160lb) and I looked like a skeleton everywhere except for my belly, where the pudge remained. I hate this. There are fatter people right now who have flat stomachs. I fear that whoever I find will find me unattractive because of this belly pudge I cant seem to get rid of
>>34666681
if your a robot i would be your bf
original
>>34668048
>tfw you will never kiss this anon until he learns to stop worrying about his body
>>34668102
>maybe you will
A T L A N T A
T
L
A
N
T
A
original, desu senpai
>>34668130
Sorry anon, I'm on the other side of the world.
>>34668048
youre too filled with cum
>>34667909
Parents keep making me cut it, but I want to
>>34668282
>tfw no exclusive relationship with a HIV- bf who can fill me with his splooge
>>34668048
>I have a belly pudge (5'7" 140lb) Some years ago I lost 50lb (I was 160lb) and I looked like a skeleton everywhere except for my belly, where the pudge remained. I hate this. There are fatter people right now who have flat stomachs. I fear that whoever I find will find me unattractive because of this belly pudge I cant seem to get rid of
try starving yourself for short periods of time (few days every week)
>>34668715
why?
please link to science behind it if it is true
>>34668775
>why?
why not I guess lmao
I have no science for you but I bet if you didn't eat as much you wouldn't be fat anymore
>>34659477
Where are you from, it kiss your bumhole
>>34659477
Because I have 2 girlfriends
>>34668284
what degree of boy\girl are you trying to be?
>>34668798
I can lose weight just fine...
the belly fat isn't what goes away though
muscle goes away
all the fat on may face and arms go away, but not the belly
>>34668849
fucking starve yourself every few days
LISTEN TO ME
TRUST ME GODDAMNIT
>>34668849
I'm a guy from /fit/ here to help you. First of all, do not starve yourself like the other guy is saying
The body allocates fat in different places on your body. Where the fat goes is determined by genetics. Similarly, how the fat is removed when you lose weight is also genetic. Some people store a lot of fat on their chest, some the hips, some on their gut. The only way to lose your gut is to lose overall body fat - often times belly fat is the last to go
My recommendation: Eat 500 calories below your maintenance for a couple months, add in daily cardio, and get into light lifting to build/maintain muscle. If you're interested in lifting, definitely check out /fit/ and the sticky.
Also,girls with a lil belly are kinda cute imo :3
>>34668968
i'm a boi tho :(
not origarus
>>34664800
What a pleasant surprise. ^-^
>>34668991
Bois are qt too tho bb
Read my advice though it's legit
>>34659477
>>34659551
Diamond-encrusted dong 4U.
>>34668849
Don't listen to the other anon, he's a big dummy.
You need to be exercising to lose weight ideally, lifting is best for this but other exercises have a place too. If you just starve yourself you'll also see your muscles atrophy alongside the weight loss and thus end up as a flabby skeleton like you were before.
If you eat a reasonably well balanced diet and exercise though, you'll be able to maintain your muscle mass while you lost weight and end up with a more firm body.
rate my ass i wanna die
>>34669030
By other anon I meant the one advocating starvation, everything the fit friend has said is true
>>34669056
would stick my tongue in it provided that you cleaned properly / 10
>>34669056
Fuckable ass, anon.
Why do you wanna die?
>>34669228
i have nothing to really live for
>>34668845
I know that with my frame I would look gross as a trap, but I want to be huggable/kissable and wear those long sleeved shirts that go over your palms. Those are my favorite
>>34669266
No one has anything to live for. Find things that you enjoy while you still have the time.
>>34669350
post your body can we see?
>>34669056
>>34669266
I want to hug and kiss you anon
pls be happy ^_^
>>34669532
thanks anon, i'll try to
any qt traps in nyc who want to be cuddled and loved? husky bearmode bf here.
>>34669681
>that feeling when your qt pet hedgehog fucking died
>>34669837
may they sleep tight forever
>>34669056
Faggot out of 10
>>34669944
thanks for pointing that out for me
>>34669056
fordyce spots and the mole
the lighting doesnt help either
needs improvement
>>34668048
can you grab it? is it flabby?
cus if not it's probably just bad posture
>>34669502
There. What's the easiest way to get hair off the body if it isn't shaving?
>>34670167
dont worry, you can grab it, in fact I encourage you to do so ~~
>am in louisville kentucky
anyone here?
i wanna have my face sat on daily and hourly!
>>34670179
you literally already have hips
you'd make a fine trap what the fuck
>>34670204
pudgy traps are unironically the best
>>34670329
>tfw not a trap with a qt nux bf
fucking END MYSHIT UP SEMPAI~~~ OwO
>>34670120
sorry, i'll try better for you next time
>>34670362
i'm not a trap though (i'm the pudge-kun)
in fact, i'm eyeing a trap nowadays
we havent even met in person but I hope he's open to something long term~~
>>34670419
would trap if someone shaved me and forced hormones in me.
>>34670424
didn't read up because i'm a retard
consider hrt for the sake of my fantasies though
>>34670457
no prob,I'd love to be in a femXfem relationship desu
(not that I'd actually do hrt)
>>34669266
What's up anon? You wana have a small conversation? Got a throwaway/discord?
I don't have the body of a trap ):
>>34670329
RARE KY ANON
I'm in Harlan
>>34670655
yes you do?
orignarus
>>34660256
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm i dated this chick way back when when we were both like 14 wtf shes a robot???????
>>34670681
Thank you, i have better pics but idk, i'm not in the mood.
>>34670851
why would you think you dont have the body of a trap?
actually i have, I just don't want to tell to my parents
>>34670702
>ummmmmmmmmmmmmm i dated this chick way back when when we were both like 14 wtf shes a robot???????
that's a guy you dumbass
>>34671023
That's not me, he is fake and not originadesu
>>34671049
that's a girl pretending to be a trap so she can trick you stupid robots into transitioning
>>34671220
she has a dick you retard
and it's a he
>>34670702
>ummmmmmmmmmmmmm i dated this chick way back when when we were both like 14 wtf shes a robot???????
>>34671220
>that's a girl pretending to be a trap so she can trick you stupid robots into transitioning
holy shit you are retarded
please, PLEASE never come back to my board Norman
>>34671583
Yeah but there are tits
That makes it female
>>34671639
more like a dude with gyno
>>34659477
tfw no brisbane bf to fug and give headpats
>>34671863
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD
WHEN WILL YOU GET A BF AND SHUT THE FUCK UPactually nvm I think the dude who posts every thread is from melbourne
>>34671891
yeah this is the first time i've posted this
>>34659551
Nice choker, sweetie.
>>34659551
I'd kiss all over your cute smooth body
>>34665098
>being this much of an idiot
all men are into traps. go do more reading
>>34671891
>thats actually a FEMALE hyena
>>34671960
[s]he's just kidding buddy
that's cheska
>>34672025
I highly doubt that anon
that looks like a penis to me
>>34659881
Well I identify as your father and I'm disappointed in you son
>>34672051
wrong
duck dong
>>34672212
>not wanting to be used as a sleeve for that cock
irrefutable proof that straight people are mentally ill
>>34659477
Why is there no butt hole anon
Please explain what im fucking looking at
>>34672282
I am staring right at her butthole right now
you must be blind anon
>>34659477
because cute boys dont find big dudes attractive
>>34659477
>>34659551
is this two people? are you guys a couple?
What the fuck am I reading I have never been so confused why r y'all arguing about traps
>faggy face
>full curved lips
>almond eyes with big eyelashes
>round ass
>smallish dick
>small feet
yet
>huge back
>swollen nipples
>hairy as fuck
>40 yo dad's beer belly
>broad shoulders due to boxing
goddamit, i want to be a cuteboy RIGHT NOW without exercise or diet
someday......
>>34673185
>huge back
wtf does that even mean
you are only big from the back, but small from the front???
>>34673202
i suppose that saying that i have broad shoulders is the same, not native english speaker
>>34673249
care to post pics, maybe i'll masturbate to it ~~
>>34673279
no
im very insecure about my body, sorry pal
>>34673324
dont show your face you dum dum
just your hairy bod
cmon, do it
>>34673359
dammit, first time showing my body on the internet
i dont know why am i doing it, maybe it turns me on a little
>>34673456
jesus, clean your mirror
you just seem to have a little too much fat
>>34673559
>clean your mirror
come one, lad, we are at [r9k]
also, a little or too much? i know i need to start exercising and stuff, but i dont know how long will it take for me to be in shape
>>34673609
you would look 'good' within 6 months at most
do you want muscle or just fat loss?
>>34673640
both maybe, was thinking about keeping up with boxing again
i hate gyms
>>34659477
I might be bisexual, but I do prefer women.
There's no such thing as a lonely girl.
as long as you're female guaranteed you can go up to at least one dude and he WILL love you and give you his money, after all, sucking money is all women are good for. Why won't you just fuck off and go post nudes and selfies on Snapchat and Instagram? It's all you useless twats are worth, anyways.
You don't have a right to complain about being without love if you were born with a vagina, period.
>>34659551
I want a loving relationship with someone who looks like this omfgomfgomfgomfogmfogmofmgfom
>>34659477
Can't find any cute ones near me. I'm also not all about being politically correct all the time even though I'm black, which would also probably hurt my chances with a cute trap. I live in nyc by the way if anyone is curious.
>>34668775
Don't listen to this anon. Starving yourself for periods of time will create a yo-yo effect and you will start to gain more weight than usual
>>34673797
who exactly are you replying to in this post
>ywn do this to a bf
>>34674131
s-stop that. i don't want to be gay ;_;
>>34673797
Implying guys can't do that too, there are at least one girl who will do that.
>>34674063
I thought OP was a femanon talking to femanons
no point since I'm ablackbot. Traps aren't interested in those kind of guys. And they are the only kind of guys I like.
rayray is single now, lets get him!
>>34675080
lets share him amongst us robots
>>34675080
>rayray is single now, lets get him!
Rayray is fucking disgusting
>>34675080
that is the single most disgusting personality to exist on 4chan
I truly wish whoever keeps on posting this ugly ass "person" would just stop, seeing him just makes me feel passively disgusted knowing someone as disgusting as him could even exist in this world
>>34669056
11/10. would worship and fill with my cum.
>>34659649
I'd say maybe 10-15 VERY dedicated spammers.
There was this one that would start threads about himself and post webms of himself daily, very pathetic quite honestly. Trap threads would be ok if they were 2d image dumps instead of retards posting /soc/ tier hookup bullshit.
where to find qt bfs?
steamfriends is full of circlejerk friend collectors
>>34675580
you make one, more often than not.
>>34675580
Responding to anons in similar threads like this one. You can also try /cuteboys/ zeemap.
the bulge of a trap (my bulge)
My little bulge, sorry if i didn't shave, i'm in my vacations.
>>34659477
Anyone want to be my dom bully top bf? I live in NZ so I know the chances are basically 0 though
>>34675619
>tfw nearest cuteboy is 150Mi away and a fat guy
t-thanks anyway
>>34675690
Or you can try searching for your qt bf irl. Depends whether you are normie and homo enough to go to a gay bar.
>>34675662
Can I beat you to near death and abandon you on Lorne St
>mfw 5feet 4inch
>mfw 110lbs
>mfw more than shoulder long hair
>>34675731
I am in a very conservative part of America & I am not normie enough to go to a gay bar. I'm not even sure there are any around here. (`>w<)
thanks though I appreciate the advice
>>34675732
I guess so, I could get there
>>34675762
I met my last two bfs from random 4chan threads that weren't even lewd.
My bf will be flying over in April and I'm really looking forward.
Wishing you luck as well, anon.
Who else
>Saddened at the state of men when he sees traps
and
>finds it incredibly gross and unsettling when a trapkek starts posting about sex with traps
>>34675824
>last 2 bfs
>4chan
>getting another one
boy, women really are retarded huh
>>34674131
>no lube at all
Absolutely disgusting.
Why would you not have lube if you're gay? You need it for anal.
>>34675985
why would you use lubricant for frotting, dummy