I wish I had a girlfriend so fucking much.
I swear to God I'm not sure who I'm going to end up hurting first, myself or someone else.
Give me a girlfriend now, God FUCKING dammit. I'm honestly so fucking sick of this shit, of getting angry at myself, or others, or whomever else is on my mind whenever I'm walking about and I see a cute girl and think to myself how good a couple we'd make, the conversations we could have, the adventures we'd share, and the music - oh I cannot even imagine the depths of music I'd without motherfucking HASTE shower upon the first girl to make me her boyfriend.
So why is it,
W H Y I S I T,
THAT I STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR. I JUST FUCKING WANT ONE, TO HOLD AND BE HELD, THAT MUTUAL ADORATION AND APPRECIATION AND ALL OF IT.
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING WITHOUT IT, OF CUDDLING WITH GODDAMN BLANKETS AND PILLOWS AT NIGHT
WHY DON'T THEY FUCKING WANT ME GODDAMMIT
AND NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE I POST SHIT LIKE THIS ON THE INTERNET OK BECAUSE I KNOW ONE OF YOU STUPID FUCKS IS GOING TO MAKE THE INTELLECTUALLY DEFUNCT ASSUMPTION THAT MY ONLINE BEHAVIORS ARE A FAIR REPRESENTATION OF MY IRL BEHAVIORS AND YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG
FUCK
WHAT'S GODAMN WRONG WITH ME
WHY CAN'T I JUST GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
I WANT ONE NOW I NEED ONE NOW I'VE WAITED LONG FUCKING ENOUGH NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND
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>>34660105
Here, have a meme
ravioli
>>34660105
I don't even want a girlfriend with my current body. I want to be the type of masculine man that women find irresistibly attractive, but I can never have that life because my parents neglected me during the developmental stages so my growth was stunted. Fucking assholes.
>>34660105
Maybe because you're an entitled piece of shit and expect things to just come to you instead of working towards them
>>34660506
stop blaming your parents they are not forcing food down your gullet get a psych to recalibrate your mind
>>34660105
OP you are a psychopath I swear to god
>>34660105
Entitlement much? The world doesn't owe you a goddamn thing. Further, when it comes to life, if you want something you usually have to make it happen yourself.
You have to sit down, take stock of the situation, and think tactically. Identify what you want. Make a plan and account for the variables; then embark.
You've probably done this a ton in video games. Real life is actually not that different.
I wish I had a boyfriend.
I'm tired of feeling lonely and abandoned.
>>34660826
Yeah? What's stopping you from getting one? Pray tell.
You guys... having a bf/gf won't make you feel less lonely. The neediness will drive them away or make you overlook red flags because of codependency.