In Fresno, California you can get MEXICAN SUSHI.
Los Angeles
White girls are easy as fuck
Chicago
We're good at killing people and we have a lot of diversity
>>34690135
Riverside
The hills are fun to hike around
Munich
i havent been mugged in the city yet.
honestly though get me out of here.
huntington beach
the cops dont pull me over for having an unregistered car because im white.
based cops
gatineau quebec
Huh I guess it's cool if you like tranquility aka there's nothing here.
Salt lake city
The air quality will kill me quicker
>>34690331
does los angeles even have hot white girls? maybe 1 hot white girl for every 1000 mexican guys?
>>34690497
>gatineau
Never knew that city even existed. And I'm from Toronto
>>34690638
Yeah, it's called West Hollywood, koreatown and mid city for USC girls, west wood for UCLA girls, Santa Monica for rich girls,
Toronto
All the negatives of Canada AND America!
>>34690135
>Tucson
Foreigners visit us to gawk at our cactuses
I can't think of a single good thing about this city (London)
The women are ugly, everything is overpriced, shitskins everywhere who resent you and refuse to even speak the language, cold and grey most of the time, everyone is miserable
Only reason I don't want to leave is because outside of the city the people are even more inbred and I'll have even less chance of finding a gf due to smaller population size
>Nu yawk
>big and loud enough to find a nice comfy crack to fall into and leech the system without too much work or attention
>>34691174
>leech the system
>in the most expensive city in the usa
but how. i'm honestly intrigued at how this works, i've always wanted to be a pizza guy in new york after seeing futurama
>>34690135
MEXICAN SUSHI?!!!??!? WHAT THE FUCK? I HAVE TO TRY THAT
Albany, CA
almost as dense as Berkeley, but much whiter and less cancerous. plus there's a Bevmo just around the corner from my house
>>34691162
How bout the history? I think it's the city with the most history in the world
Sydney
The beaches are based
>>34691199
With like 8 million people, you'll be bound to fall into the cracks
>>34691199
>Homeless shelter
>indefinite bedding if you arent dumb and get removed for drugging/drinking/chimping
>free food
>cafes free wifi
>no profit, still poor.
But what if I dont live in a city?
Reno, Nevada
At least it's not Vegas.Also tons of buffets, all you can eat sushi, cheap Mexican restaurants all over the place, the weather isn't terrible, and it's not nearly as dangerous as it's made out to be. Cheap to live here and I like it for the most part.
>>34690331
Cairns is ok.
Enough stuff to do without the crowds of a capital city
Indianapolis
it's easy to get a job
>Thomaston, Connecticut
>We're not New Haven
>>34690135
Fresno has like the highest teen pregnancy rate in America and yet it's conservative af. Its like what people think the south is like
>Atlanta
We almost won the Superbowl.
>>34691482
>Fuck Trump graffiti all over Modesto/Fresno area