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FIRST WEEKLY TURNAROUND THREAD

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Alright faggots, my name is TronAnon and i'm here to help you depressed pieces of shit live a good life, or at least even be somewhat content with yourself. I've been on both sides of the normie spectrum and I must say that the high tier normie life is fucking beautiful, so let me help you get to that stage. Every week i'm gonna do this shit until you faggots are pulling bitches like hot pockets out of a microwave, lets start.

Each week we're gonna work on physical and mental shit. Lets start with physical right now. Every day this week I want you to do:

- 10 pushups, if you're playing vidya do 5 every death, success, or major point
- 10 situps, same rule applies to this one with vidya
- 20 squats

Although you may not like it, you're gonna have to eat differently to maximize the workouts. Don't worry, we're not going full autismo, and some bad food is even okay (in small portions), just make sure to eat less carbs and start eating more protein.

(every week will get more difficult to suit the change in muscle, don't worry)

Now for mental shit. You and I both know that shits fucked up there, and although being ripped allows endorphins to do all that antidepressant shit for you, we aren't at that step yet. So, here's what I want you to do for your mind.

- Start fapping to vanilla shit, as hard as it may be. Move back to real humans, trust me it will help in the long run
- Start imagining life as an attractive person, it can help you actually reach that stage
- Dont pussy out. If I forget to do a thread one week, don't take that as an excuse. Commit, you sack of shit.

Repeat this shit every day for a week, and i'll be back here in exactly a week at around 6:30est to check back in. Good luck faglords, I believe in you.
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>>34689977
Yo somebody roast this nigga.
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desu this is all you have to do
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>>34689977
>Start fapping to vanilla shit, as hard as it may be. Move back to real humans, trust me it will help in the long run
But switching to hentai is helping me keep my libido in check. Now I'm not popping boners every time some 3DPD slut decides to show off her big titays.
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>>34691567
>Don't pussy out

Are you even paying attention anon?
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tell me how not to be balding and micropenised please
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>>34692219
It's hard to talk to girls with your peepee at full mast though.
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