Ok guys who might work as police or robots who have called the

You should call for a pizza, kidnap the delivery boy, lock him in your mom's closet, and then call the police and say your mom kidnapped a kid

>>34689823
Why would I do that? I'm already mad. I'm just asking if it's ok to call the police at this stage without doing any more work. That's too much work for me.

>>34689764
Why the fuck do you want to call the cops? They're not gonna come over and solve all your NEET problems for you

>>34689938
Because I'm fucking pissed and you're allowed to call the cops if you're mad.

>>34689764
do you have a closet you can fit in op? if so jerk off in that. also how old is your sister?

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>>34689764
posts like this are why I love this board

OP, get a job and move out. Also stop masturbating so much. If you've been caught enough to warrant your mom removing the door, then you have a problem.

>>34689991
>and you're allowed to call the cops if you're mad.

No, fuck off. They're gonna tell you to move you fat NEET ass out if you hate it so much

>>34690037
>OP, get a job
you are the annoying normalfags that ruin 4chan

>>34689993
She's a year older than me. 23. I fucking actually love her tits and how her hair looks when it's in a ponytail.

>>34689764
Move out nigger or buy a door and a lock a bolt lock
Or just start jacking off and being disgusting either she gives you privacy or 5150

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>he calls the police
>ever
"Awwww, poor wittle baby got his feewings hurt?"

>>34690089
She actually said she'd hate fuck me a few times. Maybe I could test it out. I mean, I'm not obese and I'm okay looking.

>>34690057
Reminder that this board used to huff thier shit to get high and posted gore/child nudity/ and other questionable stuff.
The feel when no gf stuff is lame and tame.

I want to be the cop who responds to this call.

>>34690121
Go head and fuck your sister but watch out.
That shit would fly in bum fuck nowhere nunuvt Canada
Not a subburb.
Move out or a be a slob but remember
5150 and your sister can fuck your shit up senpai.
If it where me id take off.

*911,what is your emergency?*

"MY MOM TOOK MY DOOR AWAY AND I SPILLED PAINT ON THE FLOOR"

*......And what is your emergency sir*

"Ummmmm, she TOOK my DOOR?! MAKE HER GIVE IT BACK! I'M MAD!"

*Sir, this line is for emergencies. Please call back if you have an emergency of a medical nature.*

"REEEEEEEEEEEE-*click*"

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>>34690057
>having employment = normie

underage fag detected

>>34690172
I just had a sort of weird conversation with her. She doesn't have a boyfriend but she sort of looked at me funny and pivoted her hips and said she'll think about it.

Maybe this was good after all? I guess I'm not mad enough to have the cops come anymore. The paint still sucks though.

>>34690467
t. roleplaying neckbeard

>>34690467
Keep going anon I like this originally

Fuck guys change of plans. My sister and I have been talking for like 10 minutes or so and she's agreed that she's wanted to femdom fuck me for a few months now. This is so messed up. Should I do it? I never thought I could but now I'm kinda grossed out at fucking my sister. Also I'd have to buy condoms and I don't know what size to buy since I've never done it before.

Help guys quick this is more important than the original post.

>>34690722
don't do like the rest of us by letting the opportunity to lose your virginity pass you by

tell us the glorious tale once you get more info

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>>34690722
>Fuck guys change of plans. My sister and I have been talking for like 10 minutes or so and she's agreed that she's wanted to femdom fuck me for a few months now

>>34690755
Fuck ok. What do I wear to buy condoms? Is this like a special occasion? I'm gonna go fucking buy condoms I'm gonna do it. I'll wear something like really nice. I haven't worn my high school blazer for a while but I'll find a polo shirt and put it under the blazer when I go buy them. Fuck I'm nervous. Should I dress differently or is business serious or business pro fine to buy condoms? I'll wear it in her room before we start, too.

>>34690831
you're asking the wrong people for anything beyond "yes or no". we're a board of virgins. we just encourage you to get one step closer to leaving the flock if the chance arises (which it has for you)

>>34690831
Dude, no ones buying your lame story. Fuck off

>>34690869
Fuck off Norman, this robot is about to become a robro.

Ok guys I'm off to the gas station. I'll look at the Walmart next door in case the gas station doesn't have any. I'll be back asap. It's a good thing it's close to my house.

>>34690957
Go to CVS/Rite Aid and use the self-checkout you absolute nonce

Make sure when both of you get naked to roll over all that paint you cant let it go to waste

>>34690957
post pic of condoms with timestamp

>>34691129
yes op, post timestamp and we'll be more likely to believe your shitty story

Fuck her on top of your removed door

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Fuck fuck I did it. I bought a pack and here's one. I can explain my trip if you want but it was kind of nauseating.

>>34691682

Post pic of your ugly sister.

>>34691727
Fuck that I don't know who knows me I'm not gonna self doxx. I'm not gonna even try and waste this opportunity. I'll go talk to her with the condoms poking out of my polo shirt pocket and say something like "Hey baby I got the goods".

post it on pornhub