ITT: things preventing you from getting a gf

my life is going nowhere and im trapped

>autism/social anxiety
>confidence issues
>bad teeth
>high standards from too much porn

I could probably get a 6/10 gf if I tried and was willing to settle but I don't 8/10 or higher is what I tend to go for

>>34690013
>social anxiety
>not funny
>live with parents
>Asian
>don't go outdoors

>dont care
thats all

man you gotta stop focusing on the negative and just be postitive in life and all ;)

im a dumb stupid faggot
im also not attracted to women

>>34690055
you know i just posted some shit in another thread that kinda addresses what you said so im just gonna copapste


my mother drank alcohol and partied for ten years straight and at the end of it asked her why she did it. She said that she had no idea what she was doing with her life.


Now she sells airstreams for a living

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>>34690013
>poor social skills
>nonathletic
>my brother
>no friends
>poor hygiene

my life is no fun

>>34690131
but bein gay is like easy mode? right?

>6'7"
>despite this, I suck at basketball and sports in general
>195 lbs
>essentially a stick
>aspergers
>total smartass
>acne
>anger issues
>there are a shit ton of movies I haven't seen
>shitty job
>haven't had sex before
>bad teeth
>incredibly awkward
>desensitized to disgusting things (you think this wouldn't be a problem, but...)

>>34690310
This is me accept that I dont have a job and I dont know what happens on the real internet. What do we do?

>>34690204
this. I wish I was born gay so I could lose my virginity without having to put up with a bunch of bullshit.

>>34690093
>Asian
how is this preventing you from getting a gf? in my experience, asian girls seem to exclusively date asian guys.

i don't talk to or associate with women

>>34690509
I'm not picky, but preferentially my tastes have changed. Also, I don't know anyone near me and I don't go out.

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>>34690013
Literally nothing. I'm a decent looking guy if I may say so and still can't land a fucking date/lay

Seriously end it

>low confidence
>meme autism
>average looking
>pretty sure girls can smell my desperation
>standards probably too high

>gigantic fat hambeast
>disproportionately large man tits
>5'9
>scraggly unkempt beard and long hair
>acne
>yellow stained teeth
>unfashionable wire-framed glasses that highlight my eyes being uneven
>plain ill-fitting clothes
>mild autism the real kind, not the meme kind
>anxiety
>a general unwillingness to do new things
>live with my mom at 23
>never had a job
>terrible at talking to people, never have anything to say
>avoid people because interaction is scary and feels bad
>go out in public maybe once or twice a month
>justifiably trash self-confidence

I'm pretty much a meme incarnate

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>>34690013
>5'8"
>skelly
>bad hair
>no job
>self loathing
>no car
>no money
>no experience
>spill spaghetti at EVERY awkward silence by attempting to break it
>not retarded enough for tinder
>too retarded for any serious dating site

But most importantly, I hate normies

>>34690013
>things preventing you from getting a gf
I'm not in the top 20% of men and I don't want to beg for leftovers.

>>34690013
Fear.

I need someone to push me to it. Physically. Fucking shove me towards the goal.

> had a fiancee
> she ded

shit broke me pretty good

>>34690013
>never got the "hmmbb i want gf" patch

>i hate women
>i don't approach or talk to women

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>car
>money
>job
>ok with self
>bored a lot
>depressed
>cant keep a gf
>dont talk to new women but know some
>dress fine
>not unrealistic with much
i still question life

>>34691408
lel, cool story bro.

you should have known better than to fall for the marriage meme.

>>34690509
>Asian girls seem to exclusively date asian guys

They race mix more than any other gender/race combo, google it and I'm sure I'll be right

Anyways, for me

>Skinny, hard to gain muscle
>Always have a little acne, can never seem to be rid of it
>Asymmetrical with an eye that sometimes looks lazy

>5'8 1/2" (I slept poorly, eat like crap, and had poor posture) (Mom 5'0" Dad 5'10 1/2")
>Shy
>Aspergers
>SSRI's
>Stupid
>Anxiety
>Incel
>I'm at the bottom of the totem pole even with my loser friends
>Struggle making eye contact
>Overthink everything
>Skinnyfat
>Caffeine addiction
>Flat teeth from grinding them
>Unhealthy teeth
>Somewhat chisledjaw but double chin
>Teeth fucked up in general
>Man boobs
>Earn crap wage
>Too dumb/lazy for college
>I jerk off too much

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>>58829506
>25, 26 in 3 months
>balding already because genetics
>social anxiety
>no acne but slightly overweight (220lbs)
>shitskin
>6'1 wich is okay given I live in a 3d world country where the average is 5'7~8
>engineering degree, working towards getting a 2d degree
>just got kicked out of my job, 6 days employless now
>own a 1976 dodge coronet which is kinda falling appart
>10k usd in savings, no debts though
>don't know any women besides my mom and sister and some co-workers
>only time I dated was with a girl a continent away, it lasted around a year, shit probably ruined me for future irl relationships
>never irl dated anyone, kisless virgin
>average sized penis
>dress fine
>looking for a virgin bookworm qt gf
life's not easy either down the ecuador

>>34690013
>Living in a country under sharia laws

and that's pretty much it

>>34692195
same issues here, exactly. are you also way too tall for your body weight?

>>34690013
>anti-social
>never had a social life
>never dated
>wageslave low income job
>live with parents as an adult
>car in shit condition/unaesthetic

It doesn't matter though because I don't even want a gf anymore. I'm also a KHV and just don't care enough to want to change that. I'm fine with living my whole life a KHV and having zero dating experience. The key is to learn to be happy by yourself without needing validation from others.

>>34692361
Why are you here? You are guaranteed a wife more or less right? Some arab girls are qt too

>>34692396
6'0 at about 153, so yep

>>34692195
>>Skinny, hard to gain muscle
>>Always have a little acne, can never seem to be rid of it
>>Asymmetrical with an eye that sometimes looks lazy
are you me?! I have the exact same problems.

>>34692419
>Guaranteed a wife
yeah but I'd rather not marry my 15 years younger cousins tbqh

>>34692419
>we are weeks away from /r9k/ promoting sharia law ironically
>we are months before it turns unironic

>>34690013
>social isolation
>social anxiety
>social ineptitude
>desperation
In decreasing importance.

>>34692478
>unironically wanting sharia laws
tbqh I'm few weeks away from an hero thanks to sharia laws

>>34692478
>le its just a meme you dip!

Get out of here with you "lol dis is so funny XD" internet casual shit

>>34692439
same guy here, I shit you not I'm 6'1 and 130 lbs

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>korean in deep south
>king of manlets
>avoidant personality
>no job
>virgin
>don't know how to talk to people
>friendless
>uni, but don't seize opportunities like joining clubs and attempting to socialize, just stay in room all day
>not slender with abs like what a lot of koreaboos think of korean males, but bulky and chubby with thick calves and thighs

My own self doubt.

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>>34692526
>5'9 and 100lbs

>>34692515
That's crazy mang come to the land of the free we're all happy here

>>34692549
I'm starting to think Asian guys have it the worst among the dating pool.

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>girls won't date me cause I'm a virgin
>can lose virginity cause girls won't date me

I've met god, and he told me life in this world isn't fucking worth it.

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I don't belong in her heart

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>>34692644
you thought right. I'm just glad I wasn't born asian on top of all my other shit. I'd probably be a underage prodigy master wizard if I was.

>>34692755
I'm not very glad everyone looks down on me, the banter doesn't help at all.

>>34692469
Fuck, thats me too. And that thing with the eye appeared like a year ago.

>almost housebound minus therapy appointments
>ugly MTF tranny (despite early transition)
>socially retarded
>no drivers license
>barely do anything for fun other than browse the degenernet, play games, and music

I'm bi so I guess that opens things up ever so slightly. Not enough to get back hope

>>34692519
Succ my feminine benis xP

>>34692665
god is commanding you to lie

>>34692665
>raise your sexual status
>fuck a couple of girls way beneath you
>now you're not a virgin and can pursue girls in your range
ez peezy

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>>34690013
>being a commuter to college

I can easily attract girls and I have no problems with flirting, but I have to go home right after my classes. I have friends that are typical robots and they're getting laid at least once a week just because they have a dorm room.

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>>34692969
girl (male) here

wanna do each other's makeup and rub our girlcocks together?

>>34693092
FUCK this triggers me because I commute. Actually I don't have friends and when I lived in the dorms I was a reclusive loner that didn't have friends and talked to like three people.

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>>34693131
You made the right choice because we're ultimately saving 10-12K a year, which adds up to about 48K when we graduate.

That will put us ahead of our peers once we graduate while they continue to push the 'broke college student meme'.

>>34693121
Limited time offer, it's undergoing transformation soon

>>34690013
Actually I got a GF last week so I guess nothing is preventing me from getting one.

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>>34693265
ah, no fair

>Cystic Acne