>be in class today >sit at the front of the class >I

take a shower?

>have natural boy scent
>oneitis from 3 years ago said i smelled sweet

>>34704321
I didn't ask for advices normie; and shwer doesn't work.

I know you feel, I have a strong bo aswell even after taking a shower it comes back in no time.

>>34704537
anyone know how to battle this? i shower once or twice a month and put on deoderant and i still have fucking bo what the fuck

>stand or sit next to some asshole who has rank B.O.
>afraid that people think it's coming from me

Fuck you if you go out in public with B.O.

>>34704670
but it was meeeeeeeeeeee
reeeee to you

>>34704281
This is a mistake that you only make once thankfully, right OP?

>>34704406
Hose yourself off out back

>>34704579
>>34704537

You realise you're meant to shower every single day right?

>>34704925
Do I look like a fucking normie to you? check again

>>34704925
lol get thw fuck out of here normie.

>>34704925
What the fuck you water wasting slut

>>34704847
it's like shit is near my asshole; when I'm sitting its at this moment I smell shit but when I want to poop it doesn't get out!

why normies give advices I didin't ask for this ?

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>>34704925
>he gets out of bed everyday

you know there's such things as fucking bodyspray, or i use 'body incense' it a powder that smells awesome. i had a grill once say 'wow' when she smelled me

>>34704579
showering every day should do the job.it's common to smell a bit if you sweat a lot and stuff.I usually don't take showers, if i am just going to spend a few weeks in my house, but if i am going out i at least shower every day.

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If you don't brush your teeth or take a shower then you're a fucking loser. Stop being lazy and do that.

>>34704537
Same. My armpits will reak after 1 hour of getting out of the shower.
>tfw forever smelly
Some of my ex gfs liked my BO though. They'd bury their face into my chest and take a huge wiff.

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maybe it's your clothes if you never wash them.
especially your undies
>sniff your undies right now and rate how strong the ammonia smell is /10
3/10 i change undies every 2 days max (now)

>>34705020
would maybe cutting my armpit hairs off make it any better?

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>be in college, one year ago
>no friends, crippling social anxiety to the point that I'm terrified of leaving my room, lost all hope
>stay in my room getting high on benzos and sleeping pills, only go outside for class, shower once a week, don't do laundry, don't brush my teeth
>show up to class like this
>people are visibly repulsed
>so beaten down and drugged up that I don't even care all that much; it almost seems funny that I'm such a loser
>wind up failing all my classes despite professors giving me many, many chances to hand in term papers
>drop out
>have been NEET ever since
I shower more frequently and brush and floss every single day now, so that's a small improvement. When I think back to this period I honestly don't know how I could have shown up to class looking and smelling the way I did. I couldn't do that today.

>>34705155
thank you to share your feel with me anon.

>>34705080
It stinks...

99.9% of the time someone stinks regardless of hygiene, it's because they're obese

>>34704978
>he doesn't have bedsores

>>34705080
Too lazy to remove undies

>>34706569
so we'll say a 9 or 10, yes?

>>34704406
>Complains about being made fun of because he smells like dumpster trash
>Refuses to shower

Your loss bro.

>>34704281

same here.
and it happened less than one hour I took an accurate shower.

tldr: they simply know the actual "stink" is one's own fear.