>there are unironically people born in the 1980s who

>>34704449
1982 here. I like reading the greentext misadventures of sperglords on this board. I wouldn't trade growing up in the 90s for anything.

>>34704449
>tfw there are people born after 2000 here

>be born 87
Back then the Soviet Union would assign you a qt Slav waifu if you were too spergy to make social contacts.
Life on easy mode.

>87

everyone born after 1990 can kindly leave

reminder that this site is only for the people who are born inbetween 1990-1997
sites evolution confirms it

>>34704735
>>34704751
I was born a decade after you

>>34704816
I approve of this post

87 bro here

so yeah

>>34704487

1980. The perfect year to be born.

>>34704449
>there are people browsing 4chan
There i fixed for ya
sperg<

>>34704487
Truly pathetic.

Lol

>>34705458
Meh, whatever. It's a fun time waster at my boring ass office job. It'll happen to you too.

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>>34704449
Fuck, son - I was born before men walked on the moon!

>>34704449
We all use 4chan as escapism for whatever phase of life we're in. You younger guys shitpost here instead of focusing on school and an active social life. Us older guys use it to waste time at work. We're not so different.

Who here 81?
Also 90s sucked and 80s too. Except the internet back then

>>34704487
Was a kid in the 90s.
Happy as fuck I was not a kid now. I would have been one of those youtube autists

>>34705724

No one that actually was born in 1981 would ever say that.

>>34705742
It's insane to me how my childhood wasn't much different compared to someone born in 1972 but there's a world of difference between me and someone born in 1992.

>>34705724
82 here. Loved the 90s but I grew up in a wealthy semi-rural college town.

>>34704487

Same. Being young in the age of social media would've fucked me up real bad.

>>34705764

1991 here. My childhood was spend outside, and playing gameboy.
I think 70s - 90s were fairly similar. Technology just made '20s insane. Kids are no longer kids.

1983 reporting in good times senpai I miss the internet back in the 90s.. I would take it over what we have now even though the speed is way better

>>34705836
Yeah. People born at the very beginning of the 90s is pretty much the cutoff point. 1996 onward got fucked by the age of smartphones and social media.

1979 grandpa here. I've been browsing this site off-and-on since 2004.

>>34704449
what else they can do? browse the papers?

>>34704751
Kys you 90's fag.

>>34704449
Back in 2000 I was 15, and I would spend the days reading comments about videogames and anime on SA from 30+ something posters and I would think to myself: "man, what are these fucking losers doing with their life's? It's ok for me because I'm a teenager, but when I'm an adult I'll..." and here I am today.

The truth is what you enjoy doing now is probably similar to what you'll be doing the rest of your life. You won't be sipping wine, you won't be smoking cigars or reading fine literature. You'll be reading inane internet comments about disposable entertainment on some social network wondering where everything went wrong.

Welcome to the rest of your life.

>>34706092
Nailed it. This is why I always encourage you under 21 anons to get the fuck off this place now. Do not waste your precious time on this shit.

1980 here

>not allowed to be a newfag
>not allowed to be an oldfag

Go. Fuck. Yourself. Kiddo.

>>34704449
>implying I am going to leave this site before I am 30 myself
You are going to follow them and so will I.

1953 here. Beat that.

>>34706879
suuuuuuuure

oreganoawsd

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>>34706791
How does it feel to be almost 40 ancientfag

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>>34706879
Uh huh...

organic

>>34705742
I almost became one of them but luckily I only uploaded 2 videos of me playing vidya

>>34706982
it's true. I still remember saying the rosary during the cuban missile crisis. I remember the day Kennedy was shot. I remember mail BEFORE zip codes.

>>34707010
Same as I felt when I was 22. And that's my fucking problem.

>>34707093
>4chan came out when you were 23

wew lad how eventful your childhood must've been

>>34704449
Does anyone fibd it strange how religious 4chan is now? We used to unironically call people who wanted to ban porn or weed moralfags but now we pretty much want rule according to bible

>>34707010
People under 25 shouldn't be allowed on here desu. You're the ones wasting away your youth on this shithole. I never understood this kind of thinking.

if november 1989 counts as the 80's, sure

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>>34704449
You fucking fossils of an age so damn long ago you can only be reminded of it through fucking memories.

Born in 1995 and even I dont fucking glorify it you damn ancient pieces of actual filth. I honestly hate you, how could you be born when the internet boom started and not have been involved? You people missed the golden ticket of a life time to be billionaires.

Seriously fuck you all ass pieces of living filth on r9k when you were born in the 80s. You really dont belong , 22 and under is what 4chan demographic is.

>>34706006
Same here, except 1976. And I'm not a grandpa, in fact I have no kids.

You are here forever

Also as time goes by you realize how edgy everyone younger than you is. You will get old, your back will hurt and you will have bills to pay

But you will be here forever

>>34708134
in ten years time anyone born in the 1990s will be considered a grandpa

>>34708134
The people that made big money from the dot com boom were largely born in the 70s. People born in the 80s were largely still in middle school and high school when that was going on.

>>34706128
>you can consciously change what you like

>>34705742

Yeah me too probably. Cringey videos where I would try to show what a special snowflake I am.

>>34704449
> 83

Not going anywhere tbqh

>>34708822
You can at least start limiting your time here before you get too sucked into this awful place and it warps your perception of reality.

>>34708846
except the afterlife perhaps

>>34708862
I laughed

Seriously though, anyone of any age on here is pathetic. A high school loser, a college loser, a NEET loser, an oldfag loser... a loser is a loser.

>>34704449
>asuka oldie la black la bes let leag but leaf be

>>34706879
Your a wheat penny baby.

>>34708903
Exactly. None of you between the ages of 18-22 should be in any way proud of being here. Chances are you're shy betas that isolated yourselves throughout high school and continue to do so now.

>>34708951
Give me a million dollars so I can stop being beta then.

Nobody wants a hobo chad.

yes feel old, 87 reporting in.

>>34708986
I've got $350,000 in assets and it doesn't make me one bit less of a robot. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>34708986
Point is we all filtered our way down to /r9k/ specifically because we share similar behavioral patterns. That shit doesn't just magically go away when you reach a certain age.

>>34704449

1988 here. wizard soon tm

>>34708846
Would've thought this is bs but I already saw some 71 yo vietnam vet post a timestamp on pol today

Why did you end up on r9k specifically? Not like being a neet or not getting laid is much different from normal old people life

>>34710156
Pretty sure he meant that he was born in 1983, anon.

Even worse, I was born in the 1960s.

>>34704449
Yeah so? I don't care what you think.

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88 here. Never had a chance to begin with so I just stay here and shitpost to escape my fucked up life, nothing I can fix there anymore anyways.

>>34710181
Ah shit just made the connection to the OP

Boring desu

>>34710188
>>34710156
Older people using the internet amazes me. I just imagine what the world would be like if I walked downstairs and I dad was like "whatup newfag! see any roasties and cucks today, faggot?"

>>34710407
For those of you that are like 18/19, that can't be that out of the ordinary though. Your parents must only be in their 40s tops.

>>34710448
>tfw 19
>tfw mother had me at 36, she's 55 now
>had my little sister at 40

>>34710448
I'm 19, dad's in his 60s and mother is in late 50s

>>34710502
>>34710520
Shit. I've got a couple of friends with old parents like that. Do your friends think it's weird?

>>34710520

That explains why are autistic.

>>34710555
Not really

It's pretty common for women with postgrad education to have kids in her 30s. Might get the occasional comment about having kids at 40 but not too often.

Would probably be more unusual in a blue collar environment

What d'you think drives someone in their 40s to lurk here? It's crazy to think about

>>34710407
LOL. Yeah, my sons are horrified that I can be more meta than them.

>>34710605
Same as someone in their 20s. You don't magically "grow up" you just get older.

>>34710605

I'm 34. I'm sure I'll still be here when I'm 40. Been here 9 years already.

Requesting timestamps from ancientfags. I'm highly skeptical of someone lurking here who's in their 60s - 80s

>>34710683
Re-read the OP. The people saying "82" or "83" mean that they were born in the early 1980s, not that they're in their 80s.

>>34710674
Also 34. I didn't even start browsing 4chan until I was 29.

>>34710222
At least you got trips friend

>>34710674
>>34710779
33 here, started in summer 2015 when I hit rock bottom in life. I'm still there, so I'm still here.

I have a feeling there are a lot of old posters on 4chan, its been around for 14 years now. You never leave here afterall

>>34710828
This board was actually fun back in 2011. ISHYGDDT and foul bachelor frog were hot memes and I had never even heard the term "cuck". Those were much better days.

>>34710828
>when I hit rock bottom in life

Ditto. That's why I came and similarly things have marginally improved but I'm still short/ugly/unhealthy and still failing at all the milestones I thought I'd reach in my life.

This is the only place I feel like I can fit in or make any sense

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>>34704449
>1980s

Born in 1977, as if it makes a difference.

>>34710605

We have an innate need for food, air or social contact, but some of us who are lacking in one of those departments will use some replacement of the real thing.
4chan obviously replace the need for social contact in real life, as it provides interactions with a lot of people but anonymously, so without the anxiety and commitment. It's to social interactions what porn is to real sex.

If you have a real friend, you have to answer his emails, and to be careful of what you say. With Anons? None of that shit. Change your mind. Get angry. None of it matters.

So think about it: who should I talk about my problems? Real people, who will judge me for it and who I'll have to see on a daily basis afterward, or Anonymous.

>>34705983
This pretty much: Although there always are some exceptions, it's only gonna get worse from now on