>HAHA anon, you will NEVER get a girl like me! How does

Good. You smile like a chimp.

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>>34707123
>HAHA roasty, you will NEVER get a guy like! How does that feel, loser?

>>34707123
My standards are nowhere near that high, so I don't really care. All I want is a girl who is
>under 30
>no tattoos or piercings, aside from maybe ear piercings
>ideally white, or at least talks/acts white
Honestly I would go on a date with just about any girl in my area who meets these standards.

just say something like, if I want a girl like you i'll pick one off the streets for about 20 bucks.

>>34707123

>I'm fun! look at how fun I am!, laughing at anything remotely funny is how you know I'm fun!

>>34707123
WHOA! Rude! I'm just standing here minding my own business, trying to get a picture up your dress.

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>>34707123

ma'am, i've scoured the entirety of /d/ and a lot of the dark net, you think your vanilla body even turns me on?

I've jerked it to giant futas melting people with her acid jizz, i've jerked to hard vore, crush and even mexican tile dancing, you think you can do anything to turn me on.

I am only turned on by 4D creatures and some 2D waifus so I dont care.

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>>34707123
Feels great tbbh