>Start chatting with a person on r9k >Realize that the

Good on ya mate. Post some Toast roasts

Moral of the story: male and female can actually have decent conversation.


fucking autist.

>>34707631
moral of the story: Please fuck off back to tumblreddit

Fucking cuck

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>>34706996
>>Start dumping my folder of dead women
>>Tell her that she deserves having acid thrown at her face
>>She blocks me

>women get off my board
>women get out of my life
>why don't women love me
>women are all evil

>>34706996
why are you this way, anon-kun?

>>34707790
We just want you to sit on our dicks not tell us your fucking life story ffs

>>34706996
I am proud at you son.

>be miserable autist
>make up story in which you get some form of pathetic revenge
>tell r9k because you expect people to believe you

How starved for attention and validation are you, OP?

>>34707800
and that's why you're lonely

>>34706996
>unironically autist

>>34707800
That's exactly why it won't happen

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>>34706996
Nice job anon!
show dem rosties not to mess with tha BIG BOYS

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>>34707867
>>34707879

Come sit on me

>>34707879
>>34707867
>implying Chad is a good listener

>>34707908
most girls here dont like chad you pissbaby

>>34707790
>implying that women who attention whore want to fuck your beta ass
>Implying that women are capable of love
>Implying a girl from here does not view us as pathetic thirsty cucks that she can use for a fast confidence boost

>>34706996
send me gore and harass me senpai!!!

>>34706996
You did fucking good OP. She just wanted someone to cry on if she is depressed, then throw you away as soon as possible.

You did good.

>>34706996
Your cry for help and 0 confidence is sad

>>34707863
I never suggested revenge. Can you read? I just creeped out the roastie after finding out that she is one.

>>34706996
BASED ROBOT
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>>34707927
>Being THIS dishonest with yourself

>>34707961
Being an emotional tampon or a clown is all women ever wanted from me.

They expect you to entertain them like a little bitch. Like an ugly pet dog that they don't care about or feed.

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>>34706996
Only good roastie is a btfo roastie

don't be so disgusting, anon. how will you lose your virginity that way?

>>34708042
BY RAPE IF THE CIVIL WAR EVER STARTS

Fuck women if they think i will defend them from muslims. I ll be mass raping and murdering them

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>>34707631
>>34707790
>>34707794
>>34707863
>>34707867
>>34707872
>>34707879
>>34707879
>>34707927
>>34707966
TOAST ROASTS
you have been muted for two seconds

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>>34707631
>>34707790
>>34707863
>>34707867
>>34707879
>>34707927
>>34707966
>>34708042

NORMIES GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34707927
That's what you like to tell yourself when you get rejected because you're just an unnatractive arrogant cunt?

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lol why the fuck are roasties getting so triggered by this thread?

>>34707961
Fucking this. You must be fucking retarded to take girls from 4chan seriously. I mean, any fucking girl but the ones from here are clearly attention-whoring shitty of the worst kind. OP did good.

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>post a /soc/ normie honeypot bait thread
>"post pics of your hands / pics of eyes"
>"fill in the blanks a/s/l faborite animes?"
>all the roasties poastie for all the attention
>successfully baited i report them to the mods
>mfw their post deleted and they're banned

>>34708142
(you) absolute faggot

>>34708042
With a hooker. Cheaper in any way.

>>34708215
Does this really works? If so, you're an anon among anons. Keep up the good work.

>>34706996
>Start dumping my folder of dead women

Anon comes prepared for such encounters

>>34708085
no you won't. you're not that edgy

>>34708260
always keep a gorebomb ready just in case you need to grief someone

this is internet basics 101 kiddo

>>34708276
I have groped women against their will before.

Its easy to grab their roastie and run away.

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Roasties getting roasted

>>34706996
>blocks me
>on r9k
what?

>>34709165
kek, this guy is horrible at making shit up

>>34709165
We talked on mobile app. She gave me her contact
>>34709195

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>>34707927
hoo boy that's a good one, got any more?

>>34706996
nice one brothaa

>>34707790
you got that in reverse

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>>34706996
good fucking job OP, it's people like you that keep this board alive

>>34707790
>3, 4, 2, 1
change this order and you have the actual reason for the existence of robots

ebick obvious original

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>>34706996
wow thats retarded

how about you go drink the acid

>>34708215
I think you banned a bunch of men.

>>34706996
>she blocks me
>>/tumblr/

>>34706996
Based stalwart bot
Normies and roasties must go

>>34706996
>she blocks me
wut?

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>>34709165
>>34709195
>being this fucking brain damaged

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>replying to female on r9k
>claims to be (((fembot)))

> He send pics of dead women and get blocked
Meanwhile in /r9k
> A total of 0 girls stoped posting here because of you.
Congrats you fucking loser!

>>34707790
Do normalfags really think that the reason women don't date robots is that they tell women not to post on /r9k/?

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>>34714297
>Femanon claims to be a fembot
>Also talks extensively about how much she loves her boyfriend