>tfw haven't been doing my jelqing and have a penis inspection

>tfw the nurse notices the stretch marks on your penis

>>34732265
weak bait. everyone knows penis inspection isn't about checking length, its just to check general penis health.

Did anyone else used to do practice inspections with their friends? I mean, like in 7th.. 8th grade or so, where'd you cup each others balls and cough and check for proper erection angles and semen color. I think that helped prepare us for the big day.

>>34732346
yeah man, i don't think i could've done the real thing without those test checks.

>>34732346
Wow. I...I am so sorry you had to go through that, Anon.

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>penis inspection
>uni

Low quality bait.
oriyou think someone would really do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>34732346
>I think that helped prepare us for the big day.
What? That didn't help me, I failed because my semen was too yellow (fell for the no fap meme) and I got bullied so fucking badly for it. I lost all my friends and I've been a loner ever since.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here
this board is just /b/ with no exact reposts

>>34733515
Every meme is based on an element of truth. You don't believe that some of us had to suffer through penis inspections? Of course now we know that that's illegal but when we were kids we did what we were told, we didn't think anything bad of it.

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>tfw first penis inspection tomorrow
>haven't gotten circumcised yet