/britfeel/

hate normies

love NEETs

simple as

Wtf I hate pewdiepie now

>>39665980

Don't be a silly sausage, there's a good mollusc!

>>39665993
more like the other way round, probably about time that word stopped being offensive, it's used in so much media constantly

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Have a great day wagecucks

>>39665993
It was only a problem because young kids still watch him. Filthy frank says it all the time and no one gives a shit.

It's cold. someone cuddle with me, thanks

>>39666071
are you a girl? if so I will come round and cuddle you and also plant my seed inside you as an extra

>>39666071
I'll do it as long as there is no skin on skin contact

>>39665939
Got the job centre at 2 lads, this will be my second appointment but the first time seeing the jobs coach or whatever their called. Not been told how many jobs I should have searched for my commitment was pretty much to sign on with some agencies, go to a jobs fair and make an appointment with some other agency. Will the work coach have expected me to have looked for jobs and recored them cause iv done fuck all and I'm afraid I'll get sanctioned already.

>>39666130

Just make some shit up.

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O-O-ORDERRRR! 21

Happy Saint Skyscrapers Day everyone!

>>39666146
Probably say my commitment didn't say how to search for work so I just applied for stuff and forgot to record. Not been on the job centre before so I don't know how it works.

Pedos on victoria derbyshire lads

Hate gays from Warwickshire

Love NEETs from Filey

Simple as

>>39666207
alright ebin?

>>39666191

Any fuckable kids with them?

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My room has become stifling and too hot after turning my heater on

>>39666255
That's what it's for lad.

>>39666234
why did you delete this post ebin?
scared of what tilde will do to you for grassing him up?

>>39666274
accidentally used an image

>>39666270
but its not comfy, I feel flushed and tired now

>>39666280
or he told you to delete it because it points out he's starting drama again

>>39666341

Toughski Shitski as the say in pretend Russia.

Hate paedos with vocaloid avatars

Love bulimic girls (boys) from Shrewsbury

Simple as

>>39666274
What was the post of lads?

>>39666352

Good, we need a bit of drama.

>kinda getting interested in football again
I hope this trend continues as once I've built up enough knowledge I can use it to converse with normals at work.

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How do you think stacies feel when they see this?

>>39666352
no (s)he didn't say anything about it, I don't know if it is him/her I just guessed it, but yes it doesn't help the thread

>>39666160
you skipped one you div

What could I make for dinner tonight?

Sort of special, but not that special.?

>>39666384
Cheeky steak from Aldi. From what I remeber they do a good one for like 3-4 quid

Hate anime waifus

Love Sophie Turner

Simple as

>>39666370
Posting the huge blonde chick is unfair since she's huge.
I'm the same height as Kit and didn't realise how tall sophie is. (although she has heels on)

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Why can't Makise Kurisu be my gf

urgh, that jam had seeds in it

>>39666404

Hmm. Maybe. Although I cook steak a lot 'cos I like it.

>>39666493
Fair enough. Thats generally what I do when I want to treat myself a little but if you do it a lot anyway then it's not quite the same. I'm a pretty shit cook tbqh though so nothing I do is really that much of a treat.

>>39665993
I thought /pol/ loved him now because it's full of brain dead teenagers who think quirky youtubers are the pinacle of comedy.

>>39666207
>Fat fingers begin typing with anger

NEED Coco Shreddies to go on sale

simple as

The whole PewDiePie thing seems bullshit it was so fucking forced.

>>39666189
Usual commitment is recording 35 hours a week of job search activity on universal jobmatch. They won't sanction you the first time. Just say you didn't realise. As long as you're white and dress smart the jobcentre is a pretty light touch

>>39666582
yes, and you're playing along by repeating it
dance puppet

>>39666595
More like dance 'nigger'.

>>39666584

It just sounds totally ridiculous to me, granted I've never really tried but I don't see how you could spend more than a couple of hours a week "searching" for jobs.

>>39666615
Tell me about it lad. I hate my job but the idea of the dole seems fucking absurd as fuck.

When I was on DSS all I had to do was 3 job search related axtivitiesa week. Do that I get my girl.

>>39666603
woah, not cool
that word is means oppression, be a little more sensitive

>>39666446
because you're a stupid waifufaggot who shits up the thread

He shouldn't have said nigger t b h

simple as

Why are rappers allowed to say nigger whenever they want?

How many lines does 'Cindy' have in the latest Spiderman movie?

>McDonalds are using THIS TRICK to shrink your chips!
is the click bait title really necessary for this shitty article?

>>39666603
....damn.....that was bad ass....the white race is back...fuck yea bro...

>>39666708
Praise kekistani and trump kek

>>39666683
oh dear what an aggressive young man. did you get out of the wrong side of bed this morning

>>39666191
Can't listen at the moment.

Please explain.

>>39666717

Mummy brought the wrong cereal.

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>>39666716
Kekistan doesn't accept migrants, cuck.

>>39666717
cry on discord lad, maybe you could do a counter raid like old times

making some apple hand pies today desu

>>39666736
>kekistan is a state
>within the UK

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....?

any matched bettors here?

>>39666758
Matched betting is the virgin gambler

when does BK stop serving breakfast?

>>39666751

Inhabited by specimens like pic related.... Now that is kek worthy!

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>>39666768
but it makes a slow steady income that I can do from home

>>39666772
12? I assume.

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going to play some skyrim all wrapped up and cozy

>>39666768

If it's being done right it's not a gamble at all.

Hate traps

Love negresses

Simple as.

Hate fat fucks

Love leftie, nice guy betas

Simple as.

>>39666871
This is true. Won't make you rich but as side income not too bad

HURR DURR BURR

BLAH SPLUR GURR

simple as

love hate

hate love

it's complicated...

>>39666888

Can't say I've ever done it myself, but I know a lad who keeps one running for his holiday spending money.

Hate/love/simple as!

My basic contribution to today's forced meme.

>>39666758
>match bet
what is that?

>>39666758
I've thought about it but can't be arsed putting the effort in. Just stick to losing my money personally.

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Why is Reese Moog being slated by the media for "picking and choosing" his religious beliefs when Sadiq Kahn is being praised for doing the same?

If Sadiq Kahn didn't "pick and choose" his religious beliefs he'd be throwing gays off the top of buildings.

why do women wear heels? they look dumb and make the girl less cute

>>39666986
This is a manlet opinion and a terrible one.

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>in bathroom
>see something on my shoulder
>think it's my hair
>it's a huge spider
>mum shouts at me for screaming

Keep thinking I'm seeing them out of the corner of my eye now. C-comfy Autumn right?

>>39666986
to look sexy
most "woman" don't take cute as a compliment.

>>39666986
because it makes their bums much better

>>39667001
I'm 5'11" not a manlet
>>39667008
oh, I prefer cute over sexy desu

>>39667011
>I'm 5'11" not a manlet

King of the manlets

>>39667003
>scared of spiders
you'll make a great woman lad

>>39667018
>The ONS said the average man in England was 5ft 9in (175.3cm) tall and weighed 13.16 stone (83.6kg)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11534042

>>39666986
not sure how it started (with women, heels were originally designed for cavalry men for stability on horses) but I'm sure that now they're just competition between women.

I remember this one story of women working in an office who all campaigned to ban the mandatory wearing of heels in the workplace. So immediately after it was implemented they wore flat shoes. Then not long after, one woman wore shoes into work and got attention for the guys, so this prompted another woman to wear heels the very next day. Before long, every woman was wearing heels to work again.

And I agree, they do make girls less cute. But just the ridiculously high ones.
Although, seeing women stumble and suffer the impracticality makes me dick diamonds. Same with those stupid long nails and watching them try to open a can of pop. Hnngg, dumb sluts.

>>39667011
>oh, I prefer cute over sexy desu

And you're posting in the lonely human rubble thread.

I wonder how that came about?

>>39667031
So the average man is a DYEL manlet

>>39667053
what're you implying lad honestly can't figure it out

>>39667067

So you're shitposting.

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This is the English actress Naomi Scott, she's going to play Jasmine in the upcoming Aladdin live action film.

People are already raging at the casting of a "white actress" to play a middle eastern princess.

>She's half brown

>>39667110
paki cunt
I'd let her suck my dick though

>>39666973
Religion in general is for retards, I can't pretend to care.

>>39666973
because he's picking the wrong ones obviously

>>39667110

Load of bollocks, ethnicity is immaterial at his point.

>>39666917
Tax-free too>>39666940
It's a way of releasing the money from the bookies constant stream of offers. You have to be reasonably good with figures but basically every bet you make you balance up by using an exchange (where you act as the bookmaker) so it's not really gambling.google it, quite mainstream now.

>>39667169

I know how it works, I just can't be bothered.

>>39666973
>Whataboutism
Just because a paki believes in something disgusting doesn't mean it's okay for you to worship a pakis disgusting teachinjavascript too.

>>39667169
>you have to be reasonably good with figures
that's a no for me then

Ever notice how the same people that complain about pollution and protecting the environment are the same people that want to pave over every inch of Britain with concrete so the entire population of Africa can come live here?

>>39667110
Jasmine is full on arab, look how brown she is in the cartoon. It just looks stupid when you hire actresses that look different without the talent to carry the role. Not that it matters, every disney live action adapation is shit.

>>39667212

Can't say I have lad. In fact aI believe this to be a fabrication which you are using to attempt to justify your own anachronistic prejudices.

oh yeah it's that date

>>39667212
I'm sure you have sources lad. Wouldn't be just jerking off to your little tribal side right?

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Breakfast lads

>>39667240
Looks amazing senpai

>>39667240
what's your weight/height?

>>39667240

Would be better with poached eggs but not bad at all.

>>39667212
yes absolutely

>evil jewish step mum votes green in last election
>chastises me for being anti-immigration and wanting to protect what little countryside we have left from the bloody darkies who pop out 10 niglets for every parent

>>39667231
>>39667238


Literally the green parties beliefs.

>>39667240
>tfw mum broke the pyrex jug the other week
Bit shit that.

>>39667261

Literally nonsense. Your opinion = invalid & irrelevant. Bye!

>>39667258
there fryed eggs

>>39667231
>>39667238
>LA LA LA LA I WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THE GROWING POPULATION OF BRITAIN DESPITE CONTINUAL FALLS IN THE BIRTHRATES OF THE NATIVE POPULATION

>>39667277

Well spotted Sherlock.

>>39667281
What's wrong with more dark skinned people anon? You're not racist are you?

>>39667261
Well you are literally wrong. If it is LITERALLY there belief it should be on their website right? Literally.
>>39667281
Amazing source.

>>39667298
what's wrong with native europeans? why do they have to go extinct and replaced by dark skinned people?

>>39667281

The birthrate of Britons of all ethnicities is quite low lad, has to do with the economy.

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>Hi Mum and Dad, I'm back from my gap year in China. This is my fiance Xiao-Hua

How do they react?

>>39667310

What's the difference?
People are people.

>>39667281
>CONTINUAL FALLS IN THE BIRTHRATES OF THE NATIVE POPULATION
Why don't you breed with your girlfriend anon? :>)

>>39667304
>If it is LITERALLY there belief it should be on their website right

It's the ultimate conclusion of the sum total of their separate beliefs. So it is their belief.

>>39667316
Dad will just task the piss out of me.

As per usual.

>>39667326

Your daily reminder that native Britons come in all shapes, colours, sizes, creeds and orientation. Britain is a rainbow nation

>>39667316
>holy fuck a girl actually agreed to marry you

Anon who lost his buttplug. Literally just asked my parents if they found it, they legit had no idea what I was talking about.

Now I'm even more confused.

>>39667304
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/22/population-growth-sharpest-70-years-record-migration-levels/

LA LALA LA LA

>>39667314
the only different 'ethnicities' of Britons is English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish.

>>39667318
I believe in ethnic property just as I believe in private property. This land is not the governments to hand off to anyone who feels like taking it, it rightfully belongs to the descendants of the people who built this nation. Multiculturalism is an ideological successor to the Marxist's plan to abolish property.

>>39667316
>Hi mum and Dad, I'm back from my gap year in Nigeria, This is my fiance Adetowumi Okonjo-Iweala

>>39667341

Dribbling the same nonsense over and over doesn't make your dribbles real anon.

It just makes your chin wet.

>>39667310
It's called survival of the fittest lad.

>>39667256
you're a nosy cunt aren't ya?

>>39667362
You have very passionate beleifs anon, why not share them in real life instead of being a scared little kid on the internet?

>>39667372
>Europeans build the world's greatest civilisation
>literally the top of humanity
>post-modernism and the obsession with egalitarianism comes along
>literally prop up hordes of starving Africans because apparently they deserve it
>suddenly they have a booming population because of us and it's our duty to accept them all in

>>39667373
I'm just curious about someone who eats that much for breakfast, hardly looks healthy either (though it does look nice)

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How many special people change?

How many lives are living strange?

>>39667362
>the only different 'ethnicities' of Britons is English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish.

And they can be found with every skintone and ethnic trait on the planet lad.

We are a rainbiw nation. Multi faith, multi ethnic, multicp culture Britain has it all. And it's all British. Revel in it.

>>39667316
See, honey he's not gay. You owe me a fiver.

>>39667378
it is literally illegal to openly express patriotic beliefs in this totalitarian shithole

>>39667389

There is no us or them lad.

It's all us.

>>39667366
>turns out anons eyesight is fading and he actually bought home a malnourished orangutan

>>39667405

It's not illegal it's just very, very silly.

>He's not castrated himself yet

Britain will be better when all the racist whites finally die out.

I was cursed to be born white, but at least I can stop the perpetuation of my evil race.

I fucking hate autumn and winter.

>>39667316

They'd probably be pleased, but I can't see myself ever being interested in an asian women

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Which one do I get?

>>39667423

That's as daft as the vegetables bubbling about "white genocide".

People are people and humans are not dying out!

>>39667310
>what's wrong with native europeans?
They're busy not being able to breed at replacement levels

>>39667411
post-modernist idiot, not everything is relative and equal. European civilisation created by European people is objectively at the top of the human hierarchy, and it's being brought to it's knees by importing the descendants of unintelligent, backwards middle-easterners and africans who have spent their existence formulating inferior ways of life to our own.

>>39667398
You cannot simply rewrite the definition of ethnicity and claim that native Europeans do not exist.

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>>39667423
>He's not castrated himself yet

Speak for yourself, lad

>>39667405
Oh so you're doing nothing but getting really worked up on imageboards? Brilliant, really making the change.

>>39667397
>tfw I was alone at home when they were getting high

>>39667462
Funniest thing you've ever said lad.

>>39667454
>not being able to

out of their own sensible reasoning they decide that overpopulating the planet would be disastrous.

but let's just encourage the current boom of African births and import them all here to have 20 kids as well

>>39667458
>le post modernism meme

You've been watching too much Jordan Peterson

>>39667481
Lad why didn't you answer me? Why aren't you having lots of white children with your girlfriend :^)

I'm not a fucking sissy.

>>39667481
>out of their own sensible reasoning they decide that overpopulating the planet would be disastrous.
Yeah I remember when everyone in Europe made an announcement they were having less kids to protect the environment. What are you talking about?

>>39667488
it is literally what you are though and what your beliefs are formulated on. You've never thought for yourself, you simply parrot happy little opinions about everyone being equal because it's the nicest position to hold.

>>39667511
I'm not the same anon. I was only poking fun at your views. /pol/ users describe everything they don't like as being post-modern.

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>post-modernist idiot, not everything is relative and equal. European civilisation created by European people is objectively at the top of the human hierarchy, and it's being brought to it's knees by importing the descendants of unintelligent, backwards middle-easterners and africans who have spent their existence formulating inferior ways of life to our own.

There's online one race the human race!

>>39667506
so you think it's more likely that Europeans simply don't have the fertility levels, but if they did they'd be shitting out 10 kids? we all know the human impact on the planet, of course people don't want to breed like it's 1835 anymore.

>>39667511
You simply parrot what /pol/ tells you because you have a shit life and want to be accepted somewhere.

Anyone else read r/relationships are feel despair and the current state of women?

>when you use post modernist as an insult but don't even know what post modernism is
O I am laffin

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>it is literally what you are though and what your belief are formulated on. You've never thought for yourself, you simply parrot happy little opinions about everyone being equal because it's the nicest position to hold.

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>>39667553
You mean the state of white women?

I liked MGS2, MGS2 is post modern.

>>39667541
Infant mortality is at an all time low in the western world. Humans instinctively shit out as many kids as possible if they dont know how many of them might make it. I've literally never heard of anyone only having 1 or 2 kids because of the environment.

>>39667563
>when you reduce your opposition in your mind so you can dismiss them without confronting their opinions

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>>39667553
>He hasn't swallowed the true blackpill yet

>>39667582
She wants a 6'3 sexy man like the rest of them.

>>39667541
Where are you getting this nonsense from? People in the west care more about being able to afford a good life for their family than the potential carbon footprint of another kid

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>>39667586
>I've literally never heard of anyone only having 1 or 2 kids because of the environment

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jul/12/want-to-fight-climate-change-have-fewer-children

Do you ever feel like there is a hooe in your heart?

>>39667603
Are you implying the entirety of Europe read a guardian article and made a collective decision to have less children? Are you actually thinking this through at all?

>>39667599
like Crumpet?

The average Britfeel anons's heart is a goldmine of love and kindness, but like a goldmine, you need to start digging.

Pretty sure people choose not to have kids is because of the economic impact on their lives.

But darkies don't care about this because they get the government to pay.

>>39667624
yeah because it's limited to one single guardian article

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Should I get this for my uni room lads

>>39667628
Crumpet's probably prision gay like the waifufags, doubt he imagines the man and just focuses on the cock.

>>39667636
Replacement birthrates started falling 50 years ago in some countries. People in the west want to enjoy their lives not have 8 kids they have to look after.

>>39667638
Yes, it looks good.

>>39667634
Not necessarily - my godfather is not extremely minted but very much well off. Him and his wife are in their early 50s, look great for their age and enjoy a fantastic life style without children.

>>39667639
The waifufags all have boyfriends... Prison fags don't have rl boyfriends, just online ones.

>>39667638

it has a certain kitch charm about it.

>>39667634
This is most likely the truth. But it's not very spicy so /pol/ likes to come up with their own theories.

If people choose not to reproduce after reading a Guardian article then they shouldn't be having kids anyway.

>>39667673
>all have boyfriends...
Only two of them, they date each other. And the only reason they started dating was because one of them was obsessed with having a waifuposter bf...creepy as fuck.

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>>39667638
Nice, lad. Was thinking of bringing this one to Uni myself.

>>39667693
It's more than 2...

And that guy didn't want a waifuposter bf, he just wanted a britfeel bf because he'd probably be able to relate more to them than some randomer in a club or on a degenerate app.

>>39667707
>It's more than 2...
What other ones?
>he just wanted a britfeel bf
He only pursued waifuposters, he even wanted to add me on steam and I only post mine like 4 times. I don't remember him going for normal blokes on here.

>>39667707
>Gays being anything but degenerate and desperate

Sorry for bad England

Where is of the happy place?

>>39667683
I just love history lad

>>39667700
A classic. Lovely.

>>39667700

I had Audrey Hepburn when I was doing my BA.

And locally designed wallpaper when I did my MA.... There was a few years in between.

>>39667707
>or on a degenerate app.
saku was chasing every cock on britfeel, that's degenerate

>>39667733
What is it with gays and having posters of Audrey Hepburn?

I find virgins, or almost virgins using the term "degenerate" amusing.

>>39667746
Classic yaaas queen

>>39667739
Chasing a BF is not the same as chasing cock

>>39667746

I have no idea. I can remember people seeing it and asking me if I was gay at the time.

I thought gay blokes had poster of men?

>>39667747
I don't find anything fun y here anon, jow can you? Doesn't it just make ypu feel misersble?

>>39667746
She's qt and goals

>>39667759

No, if it did I wouldn't come here lad.

>>39667758
No they like Audrey Hepburn, Doris Day and Judy Garland. I'm partial to Julie Andrews myself.

>>39667755
Don't get so defensive over your buttbuddy despairmong. He got his guy so it all worked out in the end, lets not pretend he wasn't chasing every cock in sight though.

>>39667771
>Len rejected him for Saku

Just how attractive must Saku be to be more desirable than Ebin.

That must really sting

>>39667780

Why? I thought they were scared of vaginas.

>>39667764
Certain tyes of sadness are addictive.

>>39667790
They dont have pictures of their vaginas up so it works out

>>39666382
No he didn't bub

>>39667783
>le despair boogeyman

Nah, just no one likes you

>>39667771
I'm guessing saladfingers pretends to be straight and not a desperate faggot, that probably turns the tranny on instead of someone straight up wanting him day 1.
>>39667786
Don't get touchy, fatty.

>>39667786
Ebin isn't a desperate homosexual though

>>39667791

Can't say I can relate to that, I have however noticed that depression of the clinical variety can have a positive effect upon creativity.

>>39667798
thought you were done with drama :^)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU

>>39667810
I've never been done with drama, I'm also not a waifuposter. I just like seeing autists like you sperg out and I know all the juicy gossip to make that happen :^)

got the dough in the fridge, going to make the apple filling now

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>Call fatty a fat cunt
>Call tranny a subhuman freak
>Get all the seething orbiters to give me (yous)
Anyone else do this

>>39667825
You're a callous person. Pringles Original

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>>39667804
>so butthurt that he was less attractive than another poster he spends months sperging out at that poster out of jealousy and claiming he's not gay

WEW

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>>39667845
>People keep getting worked up responding to anons thinking its me when I haven't made a single post about it

>>39667849
He's just a lonely weirdo. He's been wanking and wanting human contact for ten years or more and it's obviously led him to some weird places.

>>39667825
I don't think fat boy and the leftie beta would like this defending :(

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Post chinkfus

Found out there's a homebrew shop near me lads. Gonna go check out their wares today I think.

Made some mead, wine and cider but not beer. So I think I'll try that.

>>39667845
Not just me then

I love it when they claim I'm some irrelevant waifufag. Really makes me chuckle.

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The medicine cure to prison faggotry is the blackpill

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>>39667876
Yes Xi

Got a cracking pic to show Crumpet when he posts

What's the best way to remove black heads from nose? Haven't got tons but embarrassing.

>>39667392
if they're taking a picture then I have to assume it's a special occasion and not an everyday thing

>>39667876
>tfw did a china exchange trip
>girl was opposite of qt
Like a literal 2/10 even by my standards. . Asian qt meme is a lie.

>>39667845
Yes, I can see how something like yourself may find some worth in attracting online the sort of attention that you entirely lack in meatspace.

Have this (you) and my sympathy.

>britnormie, ebin, shippy and tilde are meeting up at a McDonalds in Scarborough

Is britfeel entering its final arc?

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>>39667914
Fuck off vomit-man. Go eat a pasty

>>39667923
I like how the orbiters have turned on britnormie/shipanon because they didn't side with waifufags.

>>39667923
>tfw they all die in the season finale
Either that or theres an orgy.

>>39667891
I like crumpet. I'm not sure why, he's just an odd quiet lad

>>39667935
Britnormie and shipanon are literally the best posters here and have been here since the inception of the thread

>>39667933

I fear you have mistaken me for another anon, anon.

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Back from Burger King
First and last time I go there. I didn't have high expectations but fucking hell. I've had microwave burgers better than that.
Chips were okay, but I haven't had chips in so long that any chips would taste alright to me.
1.99 and I still feel robbed

>>39667935
Or because shippy fell for the "le underage boogeyman" rhetoric, like an absolute sperg

Oh look, everyone is back at school and it's still drama!

>>39667953
Nah britfeel has been a lot better in the last few days, its indisputable

>>39667952

All fast food places are the same lad, they're a necessary evil but not somewhere anyone eats by choice.

>>39667935
They both posted good stuff, shame they're in that slow thread now.
>>39667953
seething orbiter

>>39667952
Why is burger king so unsuccessful in the UK? You hardly see any of them.

>>39667953
Shippy is one of the least spergy posters here he's just very protective of ebin.

Aliens would kill us if they found us, we need to advance as a species.

I actually hope our Galaxy is void, save for us. We are safe alone.

>>39667967
Shipanon is back in this thread too, hes still got several personalities here

>>39667970
Yea, he's a fucking weirdo

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>>39667969
there was only another couple in there, fat shits who probably can't digest vegetables
and some guy outside smoking skunk in his camper van, probably had the munchies

>ebin has a glaswegian entrepreneur, a tough white van man and a narcissistic tranny to protect him

like the evil group from some shit shounen anime

>>39667971
Be optimistic lad, I look forward to us enslaving other races from far away planets.

>>39667978
Would order those nacho bites, love meme fun.

>>39667984
No, us being the agressors is just as bad. I don't want other aliens, it will inevitably lead to war and planet pillaging.

I hope we are alone forever.

>>39667971
This. We need to cut off the dead weight (non-whites) so we can quickly advance to space age technology

I had a shitty weekend.

>>39667974

I am still lurking and posting a bit, I originally planned to quit britfeel until September 16th once my Chinese exam was over, although I'm still lurking too much. I'm gonna let Xi down at this rate, 5 days to go and I'm still far behind schedule.

Should I start a personality?

>>39667997

We need to eradicate the braindead who believe in ancient twee twattery like racism.

>>39668014
you don't start one you become one with the blessing of the lads

ebin and tilde were normal posters until they got recognised

>>39668014
Personality idea: Narcissistic bulimic tranny who works in Greggs

>>39667997
Your opinion lad, not mine. We need to refend humanity at all costs, if there are other aliens they are to be treated as agressors unless proven other wise.
If there aren't, well it is bettee safe then sorry.
If the other aliens are promitice cave dwellers, we should make a note and leave them alone.

>>39668034
it'll never catch on

>You can sue people for lost commission if they agree to come and work for you, but then change their minds.

Gonna remember this one lads. In my line of work I frequently hire people and then they just don't show up for their first day of work.

>>39667997
Well I hope you think Jews are white then, since they contributed so much to science

sakulard haha. obese mess

>>39668036

If aliens have the technology to reach us.we'd better just hope they're friendly because they wouldn't see us in their way if it came to fight.

>Sakulad is sat in his offices toilets right now itching to post about his disgusting bowel habits
>Just hears a plomp and Lens cum drips out from last night

>>39668070
They won't be friendly, they'll see us as easy prey. I hope we are alone or are the first intelligent species. If the latter is the case, than we need to be isolationists.

Don't suppose any of you know where I could get pearl onions?

Any society that had advanced enough for FTL travel would be advanced enough to be non-aggressive.

The war-like aliens of sci-fi make no sense. Can you imagine a Klingon Scientist? Ofc not because their culture is incompatible. So the only aliens with technology advanced enough to have FTL will have an advanced pacifist culture.

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>>39668059
>>39668076
>when you lose the 1 man you truly love to a fatty poo-poster

Ouch!

>>39668090

There's no reason to assume that they'd be belligerent. The thing is, they need not be for us to come into conflict. Like I say though, an interstellar capable species wouldn't see us as much more than shaved apes.

>>39668076
fuck me, imagine a fat, saggy arse and it being the main fuckhole. Don't know how gays do it.

>>39668097
They won't, they will be a caste system, think of Imperial Britain and India, was Imperial Britain pacifist to India?

We need to defend ourselves, no xenos sre our friends.

>>39668097
The fastest jet we've ever built was a bomber. War and violence is a great motivater.

Just started a six month Amazon trial. Remind me to cancel it in March lads

>>39668111
Can you imagine Ebin's loose saggy arse from his weight loss?

Fucking disgusting. Like cottage cheese

>>39668110
They would see us as easy pickings, how many planets can harbour life? Maybe ours is unique.

We woupd be easy prey to a goldmine planet.

Help.meeEEeeeeee...... *collapses*

>>39668097

That's not necessarily true. War brings technical advancement in the quest for superiority.

And as I said in my other post, they need not be overtly aggressive for us to end up in conflict. What if for instance they are monotheists or otherwise authoritarian?

>>39668118
Humans have already advanced enough not to fight wars. We just have shitty little geo-political skirmishes these days.

>aliens attack Earth
>humanity comes together to build an awesome fleet of badass spaceships to hit their home planet
>"#NotAllXenos if we bomb their planet we'll just create more invaders!"

>>39668097
Conflict is our instinct, it would be dumb to assume it couldn't be theirs

>>39668127

There is no reason to assume they would be belligerent anon.

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>>39668099
>E-bins, I've never seen you before its good to see you

>>39668122
>ebin
>saku
>tilde
are there ANY cute gayboys here?

>>39668143
>Conflict is our instinct,

No, it isn't.

>>39668144
There is no reason to assume they eould be pescful either. Our species is on the line.

>>39668150
i'm pretty cute with a bag over my head and in the dark with no light sources.

>>39668122
I looked at my arsehole in the mirror and it was alright, if I shaved i'd fuck it I think

>>39668113
we've learnt that its not moral to kill people and take their things. Aliens that are advanced will also feel this way.

The problem with aggressive Sci Fi aliens is that they have advanced tech but not advanced culture. And you can't have one without the other

>>39668163

Well lad, if they're hostile there's no point in worrying about it. We'll be extinct in an afternoon.

>>39668157
we are not so different from animals ..you and I. We think ourselves more than beast and yet our true nature emerges time and again; it cannot be denied that across history we have demonstrated that we are top dog because we are more beast like than the beasts!

>>39668014
I'm thinking of starting a parody personality called "plebinlad". He will be the polar opposite of ebin and will be a happy, functioning member of society.

>>39667433
me too buddy, soon be spring again though!

>>39668186

Don't talk a load of old shite now there's a good lad.

>>39668178
An advanced culture to them, might be Xeno Planet first. You're trying to humanize them, but I guess so am I.

I just don't think they'll be friendly, history has taught us that.

>>39668188
will I for one enjoy the cold and rain and dark, infact I think of it as my closest friend so I hope it lasts a very long time.

>>39668199
>I just don't think they'll be friendly, history has taught us that.

No it hasn't.

>>39668184
Yeah, no. Don't just roll over and die.

>Crumpet
I see we have a new namefag. Any good storylines yet?

>Sci fi wanking
Calm down kids

>>39668205
Time and time again, history has tsught us different cultures don't mesh. Look st Columbud if you want to see the more diplomatic approch.

My empathy, my love for others has all but got gone. I feel as if nothing matters anymore, have I lost what it means to be human ? or perhaps I am more? I enjoy the feeling of the wind on my face or the rain on my windows. But i can no longer enjoy peoples company no matter how much I try. What is my fate?

>>39668211

Do whatever you like lad, to an interstellar capable species our attempts at resistance would be like birds cheeping.

on way to work this morn and see a lad that used to hate me when i was younger. i know he hated me because the last time i saw him he spat in my face and told me. i was a pussy then and still am so when i saw him today i just put my head down and walked past him.
it got me thinking,all my life i've had shit off people. bullied through school. junior and senior had shit off people i've worked with in the past as well.
there has to be a problem with me for it to have happened all those times. if it was just 1 or 2 people i could think they're the cunts but for it to have happened with several people the blame must lie with me right. i must be the cunt. it still happens as well a good few people at work look down on me and treat me like shit.
life of a useless cunt eh.

>>39668223
Fun is bad.

>>39668221
He's a home school aspie. 6'3 and likes cute young anime girls. We dont know much else.

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>>39668150
Hi~ ^-^

You can tell I'm /cute/ because I use an anime avatar and emoticons :3~~

I've always found scifis a bit weird

Like a Klingon blows up a bomb on earth and suddenly there's a Human-Klingon war.

Do we go to war with Africa every time a black person knifes someone in London?

>>39668226
yes yes that's all very good but you are basing this on human interaction! these beings will be from beyond the stars! there is a good chance they will not be like us in the slightest.

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>Donald Trump has invited Xi round his home
>Donald Trump frequently has phone calls with Xi

My jealously is unprecedented

>>39668226

Utter nonsense lad, utter nonsense.

>Aliens come here
>They're all part of Xenofeel
>They have an alien version of Ebin and Sophie Poster
What do?

>>39668241
calm down, there's a good little kid

>>39668233
I think you are on the wrong website friend

https://www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep/

>>39668247
If that African was acting in an official capacity for his country we probably would.

>>39668246
grim cunt.

I think it will be good if we are alone in our Galaxy.

>>39668255
>frequently
I cant imagine they talk that often

>>39668239
You do not deserve this treatment. These people, this area you live in...its not good and you do not deserve a bad reality. Remove yourself from the area and find a better one and if not ..remove them from your reality, they deserve no pleasures from your being and so look them fiercely in the eye; let their imagination do the work and they will quickly let you be.

>>39668278

I think meeting people from beyond our planet would be the greatest thing that could happen to us.

>>39668278
We probably are imo. I'll believe in aliens when I see them.

All this planet talk is reminding me when I got stuck in fattys orbit.

>>39668274
Islamic terrorists act in an official capacity for Islam and we don't go to war with Muslims.

If an alien attacked earth this is most likely what would happen >>39668139

>>39668275
Sounds like someone is jealous, teehee~ Get yourself a /cuteboy/ and be happy :3~~~

>>39668290
But what if they want to kill us?

>>39668268
you just don't get it. Your not on the same plane of reality as me and so you spit and shout at me but in the end it will be me who is smiling and you who is squeling.heh.heh.hehehehe.hehehe.

Imagine being gay because a girl wouldn't touch you. Grim.

>>39668300
The Klingon government attacking earth is a bit different though isnt it.

>>39668282

If anon has been bullied all his life by different peer groups there's a reason. Moving will not change that.

>>39668314
no need to imagine friend, we have all made it a reality! or at least attempted to.

>>39668314
This literaIly doesn't happen.

>>39668308
I'm at least a level 5 thetan so don't try anything with me.

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Hey bongs. Anyone know about working in the UK as a huehue foreigner?

My wife is getting a full on job there and I'm getting a dependent visa.

>>39668317
but it will! good people can and do exist. You are not well travelled and close minded therefore I am closing the case with you unless you want..advice?

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>normie sister is smoking cigarettes and marijuana in the next room

Abhorrent! Just the motivation I need to go out. The smell I think is foul

Can I get you anything from the shop?

>>39668300

Flub Flub, Flub, Flubbity, Flub I am so petrified of the modern world I make every post about my pathetic insecurities.

Seriously lad, get therapy. Join the human race.

>>39668334

Ask your question in English and I might even be tempted to give you an answer.

>>39668282
even if i wasn't around here i'd still feel the same
>>39668317
exactly. and i've tried changing me in the past but no success.

Do you hate me? oreg

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I just found this
this vhs was the only video that I would watch when I visited my gran, which was every week
I played it so much that I wore it out and the vcr would lose tracking
what a nostalgia trip watching it again, I haven't seen this for over 20 years

>>39668335

By that logic they should exist near anon. And in truth they probably do.

If you are consistently bullied, there is a reason, a common factor... And out of step with what your mummy might tell you... It's you.

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>tfw /britfeel/ is back to the same shit it was doing before the fork
Literally what was the point?

>>39668343
>exactly. and i've tried changing me in the past but no success.

You haven't identified what the root cause is then lad.

>>39668343
you live in a poor, working class area?

I really want to wank, but I'm doing no fap.

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>>39668053
jesus christ it really is easy to trigger lads ITT

>>39668387
>hurr u got triggered by my retarded post HAIL VICTORY

>>39668370

Implying that's a bad thing anon

>>39668387

None of the posters you quote seem in the least triggered lad.

Rather the nonsense of the original post appears to have amused them.