This is a fake ass country boy in his natural setting. Driving a jacked truck up, that’s never seen dirt nor mud, with mud tires, and an edgy salt life decal. Notice how he clearly doesn’t know how to drive, by the massive gap between he and the real country boy in front of him. Most fake ass country boys leave a gap large enough to park a Toyota in because they are trying to avoid an altercation with the drive in front. They fear hitting the other driver and then having to fight in jeans 3 sizes too small and tractionless cowboy boots, also if in a fight they have to bend over their over size belt buckle will disembowel them. They wear these things that have no purpose to them and buy these trucks that they never use the way intended, because they listen to pop country and think it increases their odds of attracting a mate. However the mates they attract are almost always self-esteem less control freaks who spent their time in highschool on their backs collecting the football teams autographs, and now spend their time asking to see a manager and treating people as shitty as possible. This is a pavement princess, it is the one species that scientists hope to one day see on the endangered species list.
Hi, I'll have a medium Pumpkin Cheesecake Shake. Thanks!
relax friend, it doesnt help you in any way to denigrate them. live and let live
What modern cars have the best visibility?
angry jagged fish-car mad.
Non
We're fucked
Convertibles.
So I found this autism wagon for 2 grand. I'm almost thinking about getting it.
https://bloomington.craigslist.org/cto/5777799350.html
Also, weird Craigslist find thread, I guess.
>would be cool as a 5th wheel
>has a 1 ton ball hitch instead
>>15850201
Can you even tow fifth wheels on converted vehicles that aren't rated for fifth wheels?
>>15850209
You can do what you damn well please in southern Indiana.
why are so many people afraid to buy unreliable cars? lots of v12 mercs and bmws and v8 audis and awesome land rovers are just rotting in classifieds because there are so many pussies in this world
>>15847409
Why would I buy an unreliable car when I can get a reliable car that I will enjoy more for less money?
>>15847409
>rotting in classifieds
overpriced
>>15847409
They depreciate hard and parts will rape you for an arm, leg and half your cock. Owning one is a labour of love. Requires similar time and money to that of raising a child, but is more useful.
What are you considering OP, something like a CL 65 or an Audi A8 with the W12 engine?
ITT post rattle boxes, ticking time bombs, oil burners, and boat anchors
>>15846646
>DOHC V8
Hi /o/, what was your wrenching experience this weekend? I finished up replacing some suspension parts after drifting into a curb.
>>15847760
Had to replace an alternator on my Civic and it was dogshit.
>mfw I have to do headers on my friends mustang this weekend
>>15847760
Had to change a headlight bulb on my dad's Malibu, which involved removing the front bumper. GM wtf
Realistically, can you afford your car currently.
I always see so many people driving cars above their salary bracket and wonder is the joy of spending on a luxury / dream auto worth the financial hassle.
I have 4 cars as of today, they're all sub $3,000 shitboxes though.
Vehicles are sexually dimorphic objects that humans use to display worth to others.
My friend has a brand new car that he can hardly afford I feel. Meanwhile I keep having a blast in my 3 cars that were all sub 1k USD. To each their own I say
>anon why do you always park so far from everyone else? xdddd
>anon, you know you're just making yourself walk further right? just park with everyone else xdddddddddd
>anon now I have to carry all my shopping way over there, why didn't we park by the door? xdddddddddddd
>what do you mean the beltline on new cars is too high? I can see perfectly!
do you guys want to bbq or go to a restaurant somewhere after?
>>15804188
we're gonna end up bbq, then donut man, and kewl kids kbbq or something after.. As it has always been
>>15804212
ok. i've got lighter fluid and bbq utensils
we need charcoal, food, and dranks
Do they make their cars disastrously unreliable on purpose?
After owning a VW, Audi, BMW, and growing up with 2 Mercedes' from the period that they were considered bulletproof tanks, I have come to the conclusion that they do it on purpose.
Their customer base buys cars like they do cell phones. They get the next model before any problems rise up.
>>15845753
Ye
Had an e46 m3 bought from my uncle, ABSOLUTELY pristine condition around the 80k km mark, old fart didnt even like it because it was "too sporty" so you know he didn't abuse it. Anyway fast forward a couple of kms later shit shat its real axle during a mild 1st gear pull. Stupid nazis make engines that are too powerful for the rest of the drivetrain
Also had a b6 diesel which was supposed to be suuuuper reliable according to my stupid eurofat buddies, piece of shit started braking by itself when put in 4th gear with only 120k km (had it since 10k absolutely babied). Anyway it was a month after warranty expired and fucking retards couldnt figure out what was happening (supposedly abs issue) and only solution was to replace like half the car. Fuck that
Now I'd sooner buy amerifat stuff
I've wondered this too
What if German cars are so precisely engineered they are designed to fail as soon as the warranty runs out, forcing you to buy a new one?
My fiancée and I are getting two cars. These are our two choices. Any thoughts?
BMW X1 & Genesis G80
>lifted 1-series and Korean Audi A6 knockoff
Thank you for allowing me to laugh at you.
I don't know which would be using the X1 but murder suicide sounds like a good option for your relationship.
Why do you guys hate Rams?
Ram and Jeep are some of the best FCA cars made.
>in before the quality control.
Ram 1500 is expensive, but I love the air suspension and V8.
All Ram needs in the lineup is a dead sexy unibody compact truck and a turbo v6.
>>15838803
I love the 2500 and 3500 diesel
the 1500 rebel is cool too
I've never heard anyone say they're reliable (as in the last a great many miles without much in the way of maintenance costs/ parts breaking).
According to your looks and personality, which car would YOU be? It can be any car or any type.
>I'd be a Skyline R32
>looks weird
>a bit tall(high susp)
>flat face
What about you?
A Miata
>I'm gay
>>15844522
Anthropomorphizing. Stop it, NEET.
Why is every car complete shit? I literally haven't seen a single half decent car posted to /o/ in the last two years I have been browsing here. It just feels like every car is a compromise is some way.
The reality is that unless your car is putting down 500hp or more, it still has the power:weight ratio of my sister's dirt bike.
Every other car is either some American made pile of shit that goes kinda fast in a straight line, some shit tier 150hp econobox that just gets you from point A to point B, or some other pile of shit.
I mean, for fucks sake, we literally have threads dedicated to 90s Miatas. These are more than 20 years old and people actually drive these.
The only good cars left in this world are BMW's 7 Series or AMGs. Prove me wrong
>>15849193
If you drive a car JUST for speed alone then you're probably an adrenaline junkie and try to mask it for your apparent "passion of cars". You're a disgrace to the automobile world.
>>15849193
Kill yourself you narrow-minded miserable fuck
>>15849195
I don't drive it just for speed alone but I want a reasonable compromise if I am going to be paying $20,000. A 200 horsepower Nissan Altima, Mazda3 (not even 200hp lol), Toyota Corolla, or Honda Civic is not my idea of a good car. Meanwhile, everyone here talks about it like they are
Positively
D E V I L I S H
>>15846856
Why are rotas such a big deal?
>>15846899
niggers cant afford real wheels
>>15846905
so 90% of /o/.