This is a fake ass country boy in his natural setting. Driving

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>>15851869

relax friend, it doesnt help you in any way to denigrate them. live and let live

Your dashboard is filthy. Clean that shit up before judging daddys little cowboy

>>15851869
>fake ass country boy
>jeans 3 sizes too small and tractionless cowboy boots

Is this really a thing in the States? Also is that a hairbrush in the pic?

>>15851940
yes yes and yes.

>>15851869
>im jealous of the amount of pussy that guy's truck nets him
stay mad, nerd

>>15851869
tl;dr

The entire "country" scene is cringeworthy. It doesn't matter if you're in rural Illinois, Florida, Colorado etc. They all dress the same, drive the same sort of truck, and listen to the same shit music. Copy and paste country boys and girls.

>>15851981
until recently I had no idea this was a thing, but it is. Some women really will fuck a guy because she likes his truck. Think about for as long as it takes to takea vow of celibacy.

>>15851869

All "country" people should be killed. If you like country music, drive ANY truck that isn't a vehicle directly needed for your paid job, or dip ever, kys. You're inferior plebeian filth, and beneath me on every level of life. Why should you breathe my air?

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>>15852042
>isn't a vehicle directly needed for your paid job

What is this, East Germany?

It doesn't matter what car you own or what you do with it, you'll always look like a tryhard faggot.

>>inb4 I track my miats

No you don't, you pussyfoot around because if you crash you won't be able to buy another car.

>>15851869
>salt life
>no yeti sticker
2/10

>>15851902
What does salt life mean?

>>15852039
Yep, guys are just entertainment now.

Shit, I have got a friend that can pull of the bro-douche act pretty well. He says it's downright depressing how well it works on some women.

>>15852042
What if I own my truck because our winters are harsh and I also spend a lot of times driving in forests and jacking off while listening to Ted Nugent?

>>15852129
Is salt pan driving a thing?

>>15852129
It's a surf shop that for some reason everyone advertises for free

>my parents are in their 50's
>have a salt life sticker on their cars because they like the beach

its stupid

>>15852129
Hes into doing bath salts.

>>15852131
Every subculture has its groupies. They're only good for sex, but the joke's on you if you knock one up.

>>15852039
They figure he has money. Money = pussy.

>>15852331
I guess having a nice truck is the white trash equivalent of being hood rich.

>>15852331
way to be a blue pill beta bitch with that kind of thinking.

girls don't owe you shit if you have money.

now if you have muscles, they owe you a good fuck. if they don't give it to you, you take it from them, you are entitled to it.

>>15852008
We're not tho
I live in the rural south, listen to all types of music(mostly eurobeat, 80s/90s rap and outlaw country), browse a Japanese anime image board, wear work boots-jeans-tshirt-camo hat, hunt/fish, own a JDM car and a pickup truck

I consider myself a proud southerner. I'm also not afraid to give other things a chance. Maybe you should too

>>15852129
It's just a sticker that you are required by law to have on your vehicle if you live in Florida

>>15852380
> I'm also not afraid to give other things a chance.
c-can, I ride you?

>>15852393
They're are a few things I won't try

>>15852380
You're the exception, not the rule, unless bro truck owners in the south are vastly different than they are in the midwest/mountain west.

>>15852405
They're not

YOU MUST POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU REV YOUR AFTERMARKET EXHAUST WHEN YOU GET IMPAITENT WAITING IN LINE

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>>15852405
Not the guy you're quoting but he isn't the only one

>>15852129
they love the salty taste of semen

It's pretty much a North American thing, because I've seen it all the way from New England to the Midwest and into Canada.

As one said earlier, they're all copy + paste "country" gurlz or gahz, who listen to the same weird pop music that has a twangy guitar in it.

Cue the vehicle choice. If it's not a Chebby, THEN U AINT A REAL REDNECK

Hell I've had nothing but trucks for the past 2 or 3 years (can't even remember the last time I actually drove a car) and I don't consider myself a country boy down to earth redneeeeck. They are some of the most close-minded retards you'll ever meet, and pride themselves on alcoholic gluttony and ignorance.

>>15852503
>>Dodge has good paint
>>Honda's paint is shit

What bizzaro world is this?

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I live in florida, land of the brodozers.

>pull up beside brodozers in my "gay little japanese car"
>rev engine at stop light
>they ALWAYS take the bait due to fear of their penis looking small
>when light turns green drive beside them pretending they are pulling while building boost
>blast past them like a bat out of hell
>give them a big goofy smile at the next light
rinse. repeat.

>>15851869
>This is a fake ass country boy
uh no
This isn't 1972 you stupid fuck, trucks aren't only in the domain of rednecks anymore. The driver of that truck is probably a banker or some yawn-inducing middle class shit like that.

>>15852643
I can't imagine how satisfying that must be

>>15852677
>>15852677
>This isn't 1972 you stupid fuck
Do you even pay attention to others when you go outside? It's obvious to see these people talk about how country they are despite having never even seeing a hay bale in person.

All they are doing is signalling their personality they adopted from mainstream media. The most ironic part is that they think they are rebels

I drive a full sized american pick up truck as my daily driver. Am I a cuck?

>>15852709
no you are free to drive what you want

and you're only a cuck (in the new colloquial sense) if you let others take advantage of you for their own personal gain.

>>15852697
No they don't. I'm from south florida, where there are THOUSANDS of them

>>15852709
No just a stupid redneck

>>15852721
they must fly the confederate battle flag a lot.

>>15851981
It's sad, I wish it weren't true. But every time I see the kind of truck you guys are hating on, I want the drivers dick inside me. Bad.

I wish I liked the right guys, but some things are out of my control.

>>15852725
floridian here can confirm, just saw a truck yesterday with two full sized confederate flags on flag poles attached to the bed of the truck

>>15852725
Nope. Rarely if ever do I see a shiny bro truck with a confederate flag. Old ones and big muddy 4x4s? Yes.

>>15852042
t. strong '''''male'''' prius driver

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>>15852129
You like the salt ep in gundam. Pic related.
>>15852347
It is the same.
>>15852587
You for got f150 and mustangs. This equals redneck.
>>15852604
Japanese and Korean cars have one to two less layers of clear/top coat than American cars. Thats why old Pontiacs still look like they are 10 yrs younger than they actually are.

>>15851940
no no yes

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>>15852042
I own a truck so I can tow the race car, haul something for work once in a blue moon, and not have to worry about the road being cleared in the winter Togo anywhere. What does it matter to you what I drive and what I use it for

>>15851940
Yes, yes, yes.
Though admittedly most brodozers don't wear jeans in FL, at least not now. It's too hot.
I wear jeans partially because I'm required to for work, and to keep mosquitoes off.

>>15851869
>TL;DR: wow I sure hate this random guy who has a newer, nicer truck that I'll ever have simply because I don't have the skills to do anything meaningful with my life
Nice crusty ass hairbrush too, captain fagatron.

>>15852353
Who in the fuck says this?

>>15852811

nah its daddys money, none of them worked for it

I live almost in the Country, ALOT of Brotrucks out here.

The High School Brotruckers hangout at the Jack in the Box on Friday and Saturday nights.

I fucking hate being stuck infront of them at night.
Fuck you, you dont need a 64" lightbar on at the same time as you HIDs

>tfw DD a truck on factory suspension
I feel bad for the stancefags

I live in orlando where the whole "asphalt queen" thing is too prevalent. They are asshole drivers that ride 3 feet behind you to assert their dominance. I just want to drive my corolla home man i had a long day at school and work i dont need this. there's 2 lanes for a reason. I like driving my little econobox fast and shit but i like to respect other drivers. I just dont get it...

>>15852129

The first time I saw one I thought it said Slut Life.

I was wrong. It would have been better, though.

>>15852833
Why do you think this?

>>15852983
I thought they said slut life for a full 6 months or so until I finally got close enough to get more than a quick distant glance

>>15852781
Dodge had the worst paint of the 90's, Ford's white wasn't far behind.

>>15852696
It's even more satisfying when you see them blowing shit tons of black smoke because now you know they floored it and that's all they got

>>15852380
>outlaw country

can you recommend me some? i only listen to marty robbins when it comes to such music.

You talk shit about country boys on 4chan because you know if you said any of this to their face they'd fuck your shit up. Impotent nerd rage at its finest.

>>15854297
>triggered

>>15852129
When I lived in Virginia Beach most of the sailors there with bro trucks had them. They thought it was a Navy thing

>>15852709
No,not really.Better that than owning a Tundra.

>>15851940
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Fuck that guy that said no.
Many times they have an enormous hat as well, though it hardly sees any labor.

>>15851940
Yes, coming from Texas I can tell you that Wranglers (cowboy jeans) are shit pants, theyre too damn tight, but they make your ass look good so Ive been told. And yes many people do wear dancing boots (boots with a flat buckskin sole) out and about. And yes thats a pretty dirty hairbrush

>>15852840
>I feel bad for the stancefags

Not a stancefag, but

>driving my now sold Miata
>it's lowered, but not slammed
>waiting in McDonald's drive-thru
>Jeep Cherokee behind me
>his lights are blinding, since we're just sitting there
>turns his lights off
>I yell thank you

Normally, I would have adjusted the rearview, but he turned them off before I went to do it.

>>15852801
>doesn't drive the classic wherever, whenever
truly a cuck

>>15854680
P sure it's a drag car anon, probably isn't street legal.
if that's bluedisconova anyway, pretty sure it is.

>>15854645
Holy shit I never even realized what a pain that must be. Will turn them off when I'm sitting behind a low car from now on.

>>15851869
>tfw me and my hispanic friend want to go to europe dressed as stereotypes.
>me a cowboy
>him a pablo

>>15854724
>probably isn't street legal.
>caring about the law
not witnessed.

>>15854745
You think he got nice things by being a retard?

>>15854793
eh, You can find a Nova for cheaper than your shitbox.

>>15854728
It's honestly not that big of a deal, since you can switch the rear view, but sometimes you can't avoid it, a la sitting in a queue with nowhere to go.

>>15852833
>I wasn't successful when I was younger so no one can be

Try again

>>15851940
Rednecks in America wear tight jeans while simultaneously calling hipsters faggots for also wearing tight jeans.

>>15852809
I live in Florida and I only wear jeans unless I'm at the beach. (just recently I started wearing chinos)

But if I had a truck I'd get a rwd and lower it just to piss faggots off. As long as the tires have tread, I don't think any vehicle could get stuck in a field.

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>>15854734
You won't deliver

>>15857454
Of course not, we're poor.

>>15852129
No one knows what it actually means, it's just something that people put on their cars because they saw other people at the beach had them

Isn't OP the autist that made the bogan commodore thread and then the bogan R32 thread sometime ago?

>salt life
>literally worshipping the cause of rust on vehicles
>they don't even set speed records while they rust

>>15854825
You can find a ready to drag built up nova for as much as a shit box? Where do you live

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That's how literally everyone with an american truck here in finland is, "look at muh big manly truck with a big manly engine and big manly tires that have never even seen a gravel road". Everyone who actually needs a truck drives a beat to fuck old diesel japshit