>mfw I want to write a good equestrian pony greentext, but I don't have any writing experience.
everyone starts like that. just write something, many generals are starving for green
>>29022032
>Implying greentext requires the ability to wright.
no derp thread?
derp thred
previously on my little Derpy
>>28914638
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28914638/
>>29021959
Damn, man. Ever since I had that dream about her, Derpy will probably always be my favourite pony.
Wake up fuckers, time for Derpy.
Apple horse needs to pee very badly and can't find the bathroom!
What do?
>>29021896
>Pee in a jar
>Post pic on 4chan
>>29021896
let her pee on my dick
>>29021896
>rape
How often do you eat horse meat?
Every day for supper
>>29021584
None what I think of. But you don't know what type of shit they put in grade school lunches.
>>29021584
Who the fuck knows.
Trixie just won person of the year after securing the class election again chrysalis in a monumental upset
What do you think?
>>29021428
yo where da hooves at
>>29021428
I bet the russians did this.
>>29021428
I think being an MtG playing sperg while being a hot, cute girl is like cheating and will win you any contest.
Do you think we will get another animatic for S7?
>>29021280
fuck off slashy
>>29021280
Probably not
>>29021283
fpbp
>"Anon, get up! Ponies have been waiting outside since yesterday night to hug the human!"
>>29021137
Fuck you bookhorse.
>>29021147
>>29021137
Anon is the Santa equivalent for pony holidays.
Hugging him will bring good luck and a happy new year.
friendly reminder that a bunch of wet marshmallows in a cup are the best simulator for pony poon. I suggest campfire size mallows topped off with large ones, although I think I might like that topped off with fuckhuge mallows even more.
water + marshmallows + bigass cup = pocket pussy
The only drawbacks are
1) marshmallows are not reusable and this means more money for every fap
and
2) a little cleanup after (seriously, do this in a shower. you have better access to body heat level warmth water anyway.) because wet mashmallows are a little dirty and get this weird white froth all over your dick
>but you can pretend that's normal for horse pussy anyway
I'm not shitting you. Go fuck a cup of marshmallows. If you're not a complete fucktard, you should be able to figure out how tight to pack the cup.
>>29021002
Or you could just stop being a faggot and fuck aa real pony
>>29021002
>>29021015
I may live in Kentucky, land of horses and shit, but I do not know where to find a pony more worth fucking than a bunch of wet marshmallows.
Reminder that she had plansAnd they weren't with you
>>29020983
There's nothing wrong with raising your waifu's son
>>29020983
hahaha cuck meme lol xd
Fucking purge this board already.
>>29021004
Sure seem mad there lol
What's her fucking problem?
>>29020972
None, she is perfect as she is
>>29020972
She likes to fuck.
>>29020984
This
Pinkie is a pupper and Twilight is a kittems
This is now a mobilefag only thread.
>>29020861
Samsung tablet reporting in, sir!
>>29020861
S6 edge reporting in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46unOwwLyjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDM3xCkRpzM
Reminder that Rarity has the greatest noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLKodSHxB8M
>>29020738
>no meeting maud for the first time
shit list
WAHAHA is the greatest noise in the show period
Don't forget them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJaCp4DUVDA
Who?
>>29020583
JJ Abrams presents: Equestria Girls
>>29020587
The sweet girls of the EQG live action commercial universe
>MLP parody
>lol wouldn't it be funny if all of them cursed and smoked weed
>>29020258
"... Hey AJ... You ever wonder what it would be like to eat a pear?"
>All the time... Like... Since forever... You ever think about using your wings to paddle under water?"
"Whoa... Thats like... Water flying... Holy shit mare...
>>29020258
God, she's so cute.
I LOVE YOU!
TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!
>>29020258
Yeah, I know what you mean, but it's the internet: people get entertained very easily. You could probably have a 'parody' where every mention of the word "pony" gets changed into "SQUIRREL!" and some people would still laugh
You can be with Fluttershy but you must watch every single Adam Sandler movie 40 times.
Is it worth it?
>>29020025
yes
Dude, I do that regardless.
>>29020025
are you the same anon that kept using adam sandler movies as an argument over ponies?